Hello, Mr. Henry and Mr. Young we need to talk
Sept 18, 2016 16:41:35 GMT -5
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Post by Oblivion on Sept 18, 2016 16:41:35 GMT -5
Some random Hotel
8:14 a.m.
Lexington, Kentucky
~°_.*Telephone rings...*._°~
One ring... Second ring... Third ring... Fourth ring...
~°_.*The answering machine picks up.*._°~
Voice: Hey!! I know you're there, pick up!! By the way I got your van!! I'm coming over, picking up. Remember? We have plans?
Oblivion: Oh sh*t... That's right!
Voice: Anyways, smack those bitches on the ass get them out of there, get dressed and I should be there within the hour.
~°_.*Oblivion looks over and sees two naked females, a brunette and a blonde. The Monster is perplexed that they aren't dead or not even mutilated.*._°~
Oblivion: Damn it Lister, what you do?!
Jakob Lister: Look you!! You always kill, rape, maim everything!! Last night I just wanted to get laid.
~°_.*Oblivion just sighs as IT turns over and slaps both girls on the ass. Both young ladies squeal.*._°~
Oblivion: You two bitches gotta go. IT's sure you two got paid last night.
~°_.*Both girls got offended and slaps The Monster, who just laughs and grabs their faces, picking them removing their naked bodies off the bed.*._°~
Oblivion: Don't talk. Don't care if you're whores or not. Your uses were done. You're lucky this is a good day or you could be in one IT's playrooms, dissected. So, get dressed and get the f*ck out of here, before The Monster changes IT's mind... NOOOOOOW!!
~°_.*The girls freak out and get dressed... FAST!!! The girls stumbled out of the hotel room, as if their lives depended on it. The Monster just sits on the edge of the bed, before leaning backing on the bed.*._°~
Oblivion: What the Hell happened last night?!
*TEN HOURS EARLIER*
Party goer: WHOOOOO!!!! PARTAAAAY!!
~°_.*Inside the hotel room is jam-packed full of people. The two dressers have a few mirrors on them with cocaine on them. The room is filled with a combination of cigarette and marijuana smoke. In each corner, in each chair, is sitting someone who is shooting up heroin. There are people going in and out of the bathroom, presumably to do heroin or shoot up something else.
There are several people having aggressive animalistic style sex. The Gathering are everywhere, as individual Vixens are under and over couples having sex. The fun is spilling out of the hotel room, as several girls scatter out of the room. Five girls wearing their bras and t-back underwear run down the hall and down the steps. They scatter to the pool and jump into the pool.
Back in the hotel room, Oblivion watches the chaos. Keith walks up to The Monster...*._°~
Keith: Dude!! The hotel manager MIGHT call the cops!!
~°_.*Oblivion just stands there calm.*._°~
Keith: DUDE!!
~°_.*The girls in the pool strip off their clothes and proceed to streak around the pool before diving back into the pool. The girls decide to start scissoring each other, screaming ecstacy so loud, lights begin to turn on.*._°~
Oblivion: Keith... No worries. I paid the manager a lot of money, to make sure we had an awesome time. We're gonna smoke weed. Snort coke!! There's heroin, oxycodone, Hell sh*t IT sure if you look round here, you probably find some crack. There's beer, liquor. PUSSY EVERYWHERE!! No problems tonight!! Just make sure you got condoms, IT's sure these bitches have something.
Scratch and sniff!!
Keith: Just like Doc Henry's girlfriend wife, whatever that skank is.
Oblivion: Yea!! She's a redneck ho!! She's been passed around in the bunkhouse through farm hands.
Keith/Oblivion: MARY-MARY!! WHY YOU BUGGIN'?!
~°_.*Oblivion takes another hit off the blunt.*._°~
Keith: What about your match?!
Oblivion: My *cough* match?! *cough* Doc Henry and Adam Young... Hang on. I'm going do what those two would do about yours truly. Hang on... *Yawn* Wait...
~°_.*Oblivion turns to the dressers, grabs a mirror... SNIIIIIIIIF!!!*._°~
Oblivion: HOT DAMN!! Hoo weee!! Now, what was talking about?
Keith: Your match.
Oblivion: Oh yeah!! The two doophus rednecks. Adam Young says everything is big in Texas... Yeah, considering he's from Texas, too bad it's not talent.
Keith: Oh sh*t!! That's so damn true. Now, give me dat blunt!
Oblivion: Now, AY, before you start flapping your gums about how BAD you think that Oblivion sucks... Young, let The Monster ask you this important question... how many World Championships have YOU won?! Better yet, boy, how many Championships total have you won? IT thinks that the hot Texas sun fried your brain.
You're delusional, as well as Doc Henry.
Keith: No doubt!! Doc, was a great tag competitor. WAS.
Oblivion: But this is a triple threat match.
~°_.*Oblivion is half finished with a bottle of Jack, as he tokes on another blunt.*._°~
Keith: A HARDCORE triple threat match. Your kind of match. These are matches that made your career.
Oblivion: In a match genre, which made Oblivion a household name, Doc Henry and Adam Young wanna start name calling where weapons are available!! WEAPONS ARE AVAILABLE!! IT GETS TO CUT A BITCH!!
~°_.*The Monster chugs down the rest of the Jack Daniels. 4... 3... 2... 1...*._°~
Keith: Dude!! You look green!!
~°_.*Oblivion stumbles then grabs IT's head...*._°~
BLEEEEEEHHHH!!!
~°_.*Oblivion blows chunks all over, then stumbles see a half naked woman bending over, which sends The Monster into a frenzy. Oblivion pushes the girl down, The Dark Messiah falls face first between the girl's legs. Everything turns dark...*._°~
*ELEVEN HOURS LATER*
~°_.*Oblivion meets up with Keith.*._°~
Oblivion: You got the van and the girls?
Keith: Yea.
Oblivion: Well, let's go!!
~°_.*Oblivion and Keith walk to the van, where The Vixens and The Gathering were already there. With Melissa inside the van, everyone takes off. Within 20 minutes, they arrive at a local grocery store. The side van door opens and The Vixens and The Gathering scream, as they bolt into the store. Oblivion, Melissa, and Keith just stroll into the store grabbing carts. After about twenty they grab want they wanted.
The only problem is the created chaos. Management called local law enforcement, which Oblivion don't give a rat's ass. By the time Oblivion and the rest exit the store, three police cruisers are already there. Three police officers have exited their vehicles. Once out of the store, The Vixens attack the officers...*._°~
Police officer: Officer down!! Officer down!!
~°_.*The Vixens beat the officers down then bolts into the van and Keith speeds off.*._°~
__________________________________
The Lexington Cemetery
10:53 p.m.
Lexington, Kentucky
~°_.*Oblivion is sitting on purple satin pillow, which is is in the center of a Persian rug. The God of Enlightenment proceeds to chant...*._°~
Oblivion: Ohm... Ohm... Ohm... Ohm...
~°_.*As Oblivion proceeds to chant, the warm Kentucky night air begins to slightly swirl in the cemetery. The dirt begins to be disturbed. Skeletons begin to be seen, standing four by three. They begin singing in Latin.*._°~
Singing skeletons: Tenebrae non procul. Semper credere in oblivionem. Et Monsterum in illustratione. MOMENTUM!! MOMENTUM!! MOMENTUM!! MOMENTUM!!
Oblivion: The Darkness is never too far away. Always entrust into Oblivion. The Monster dwell in Enlightenment. MOMENTUM!! MOMENTUM!! MOMENTUM!! MOMENTUM!!
~°_.*Oblivion stands up and looks into the camera.*._°~
Oblivion: Adam Young are we gonna hear from you?! Are you gonna be mute and just rely on pretty pretty pictures?! The Monster is The God of the Smack talk. All you slobbering meat sacks keep saying all this garbage... Those who done the most bullsh*t talking HAVE NOT equaled up to accomplishments to The Monster Oblivion... AND THAT IS THE TRUTH!!!
Oblivion is much better inside and outside the ring than Dick Henry and Adam Boring. You boneheads are stepping into the ring with The Monster in a Hardcore match!!! Seth Lerch has put The Monster, the nastiest, meanest, scariest beast in WCF history in IT's best kind of match... HARDCORE MATCH, with weapons!! YO DUMBASSES!! With that said... Nothing else can be said, but when everything is left said and done, you two will be left in the ring, Oblivion will be the only one standing... MOMENTUM... MOMENTUM... MOMENTUM!!!
~°_.*Oblivion puts IT's hand over the camera lens, laughing.*._°~
8:14 a.m.
Lexington, Kentucky
~°_.*Telephone rings...*._°~
One ring... Second ring... Third ring... Fourth ring...
~°_.*The answering machine picks up.*._°~
Voice: Hey!! I know you're there, pick up!! By the way I got your van!! I'm coming over, picking up. Remember? We have plans?
Oblivion: Oh sh*t... That's right!
Voice: Anyways, smack those bitches on the ass get them out of there, get dressed and I should be there within the hour.
~°_.*Oblivion looks over and sees two naked females, a brunette and a blonde. The Monster is perplexed that they aren't dead or not even mutilated.*._°~
Oblivion: Damn it Lister, what you do?!
Jakob Lister: Look you!! You always kill, rape, maim everything!! Last night I just wanted to get laid.
~°_.*Oblivion just sighs as IT turns over and slaps both girls on the ass. Both young ladies squeal.*._°~
Oblivion: You two bitches gotta go. IT's sure you two got paid last night.
~°_.*Both girls got offended and slaps The Monster, who just laughs and grabs their faces, picking them removing their naked bodies off the bed.*._°~
Oblivion: Don't talk. Don't care if you're whores or not. Your uses were done. You're lucky this is a good day or you could be in one IT's playrooms, dissected. So, get dressed and get the f*ck out of here, before The Monster changes IT's mind... NOOOOOOW!!
~°_.*The girls freak out and get dressed... FAST!!! The girls stumbled out of the hotel room, as if their lives depended on it. The Monster just sits on the edge of the bed, before leaning backing on the bed.*._°~
Oblivion: What the Hell happened last night?!
*TEN HOURS EARLIER*
Party goer: WHOOOOO!!!! PARTAAAAY!!
~°_.*Inside the hotel room is jam-packed full of people. The two dressers have a few mirrors on them with cocaine on them. The room is filled with a combination of cigarette and marijuana smoke. In each corner, in each chair, is sitting someone who is shooting up heroin. There are people going in and out of the bathroom, presumably to do heroin or shoot up something else.
There are several people having aggressive animalistic style sex. The Gathering are everywhere, as individual Vixens are under and over couples having sex. The fun is spilling out of the hotel room, as several girls scatter out of the room. Five girls wearing their bras and t-back underwear run down the hall and down the steps. They scatter to the pool and jump into the pool.
Back in the hotel room, Oblivion watches the chaos. Keith walks up to The Monster...*._°~
Keith: Dude!! The hotel manager MIGHT call the cops!!
~°_.*Oblivion just stands there calm.*._°~
Keith: DUDE!!
~°_.*The girls in the pool strip off their clothes and proceed to streak around the pool before diving back into the pool. The girls decide to start scissoring each other, screaming ecstacy so loud, lights begin to turn on.*._°~
Oblivion: Keith... No worries. I paid the manager a lot of money, to make sure we had an awesome time. We're gonna smoke weed. Snort coke!! There's heroin, oxycodone, Hell sh*t IT sure if you look round here, you probably find some crack. There's beer, liquor. PUSSY EVERYWHERE!! No problems tonight!! Just make sure you got condoms, IT's sure these bitches have something.
Scratch and sniff!!
Keith: Just like Doc Henry's girlfriend wife, whatever that skank is.
Oblivion: Yea!! She's a redneck ho!! She's been passed around in the bunkhouse through farm hands.
Keith/Oblivion: MARY-MARY!! WHY YOU BUGGIN'?!
~°_.*Oblivion takes another hit off the blunt.*._°~
Keith: What about your match?!
Oblivion: My *cough* match?! *cough* Doc Henry and Adam Young... Hang on. I'm going do what those two would do about yours truly. Hang on... *Yawn* Wait...
~°_.*Oblivion turns to the dressers, grabs a mirror... SNIIIIIIIIF!!!*._°~
Oblivion: HOT DAMN!! Hoo weee!! Now, what was talking about?
Keith: Your match.
Oblivion: Oh yeah!! The two doophus rednecks. Adam Young says everything is big in Texas... Yeah, considering he's from Texas, too bad it's not talent.
Keith: Oh sh*t!! That's so damn true. Now, give me dat blunt!
Oblivion: Now, AY, before you start flapping your gums about how BAD you think that Oblivion sucks... Young, let The Monster ask you this important question... how many World Championships have YOU won?! Better yet, boy, how many Championships total have you won? IT thinks that the hot Texas sun fried your brain.
You're delusional, as well as Doc Henry.
Keith: No doubt!! Doc, was a great tag competitor. WAS.
Oblivion: But this is a triple threat match.
~°_.*Oblivion is half finished with a bottle of Jack, as he tokes on another blunt.*._°~
Keith: A HARDCORE triple threat match. Your kind of match. These are matches that made your career.
Oblivion: In a match genre, which made Oblivion a household name, Doc Henry and Adam Young wanna start name calling where weapons are available!! WEAPONS ARE AVAILABLE!! IT GETS TO CUT A BITCH!!
~°_.*The Monster chugs down the rest of the Jack Daniels. 4... 3... 2... 1...*._°~
Keith: Dude!! You look green!!
~°_.*Oblivion stumbles then grabs IT's head...*._°~
BLEEEEEEHHHH!!!
~°_.*Oblivion blows chunks all over, then stumbles see a half naked woman bending over, which sends The Monster into a frenzy. Oblivion pushes the girl down, The Dark Messiah falls face first between the girl's legs. Everything turns dark...*._°~
*ELEVEN HOURS LATER*
~°_.*Oblivion meets up with Keith.*._°~
Oblivion: You got the van and the girls?
Keith: Yea.
Oblivion: Well, let's go!!
~°_.*Oblivion and Keith walk to the van, where The Vixens and The Gathering were already there. With Melissa inside the van, everyone takes off. Within 20 minutes, they arrive at a local grocery store. The side van door opens and The Vixens and The Gathering scream, as they bolt into the store. Oblivion, Melissa, and Keith just stroll into the store grabbing carts. After about twenty they grab want they wanted.
The only problem is the created chaos. Management called local law enforcement, which Oblivion don't give a rat's ass. By the time Oblivion and the rest exit the store, three police cruisers are already there. Three police officers have exited their vehicles. Once out of the store, The Vixens attack the officers...*._°~
Police officer: Officer down!! Officer down!!
~°_.*The Vixens beat the officers down then bolts into the van and Keith speeds off.*._°~
__________________________________
The Lexington Cemetery
10:53 p.m.
Lexington, Kentucky
~°_.*Oblivion is sitting on purple satin pillow, which is is in the center of a Persian rug. The God of Enlightenment proceeds to chant...*._°~
Oblivion: Ohm... Ohm... Ohm... Ohm...
~°_.*As Oblivion proceeds to chant, the warm Kentucky night air begins to slightly swirl in the cemetery. The dirt begins to be disturbed. Skeletons begin to be seen, standing four by three. They begin singing in Latin.*._°~
Singing skeletons: Tenebrae non procul. Semper credere in oblivionem. Et Monsterum in illustratione. MOMENTUM!! MOMENTUM!! MOMENTUM!! MOMENTUM!!
Oblivion: The Darkness is never too far away. Always entrust into Oblivion. The Monster dwell in Enlightenment. MOMENTUM!! MOMENTUM!! MOMENTUM!! MOMENTUM!!
~°_.*Oblivion stands up and looks into the camera.*._°~
Oblivion: Adam Young are we gonna hear from you?! Are you gonna be mute and just rely on pretty pretty pictures?! The Monster is The God of the Smack talk. All you slobbering meat sacks keep saying all this garbage... Those who done the most bullsh*t talking HAVE NOT equaled up to accomplishments to The Monster Oblivion... AND THAT IS THE TRUTH!!!
Oblivion is much better inside and outside the ring than Dick Henry and Adam Boring. You boneheads are stepping into the ring with The Monster in a Hardcore match!!! Seth Lerch has put The Monster, the nastiest, meanest, scariest beast in WCF history in IT's best kind of match... HARDCORE MATCH, with weapons!! YO DUMBASSES!! With that said... Nothing else can be said, but when everything is left said and done, you two will be left in the ring, Oblivion will be the only one standing... MOMENTUM... MOMENTUM... MOMENTUM!!!
~°_.*Oblivion puts IT's hand over the camera lens, laughing.*._°~
