Post by "The Real Deal" Jason O'Neal on Sept 18, 2016 16:35:17 GMT -5
:: Lexington, Kentucky… ‘nough said. Not much good, bad, or ugly there or anywhere near the surrounding area. Balls cold in the winter and shitsville in the Summer. Outside in the parking lot of the Rupp Arena, the camera settles in on an Aston Martin One-77. Another camera angle subverts the other camera angle as Hank Brown, backstage interviewer, comes into view…
HANK BROWN: Ladies and gentlemen, we are here to get an exclusive interview with…
:: The door of the expensive car opens and Jason O’Neal’s faces comes into the view finder…
HANK BROWN: Sorry, O’Neal… I thought you were the Alpha Champion, CJ Pheonix…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: What the fuck do I look like Chopped Liver?
HANK BROWN: The wrestling equivalent, yes.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL(grabbing Borwn by the shirt): I oughta break your f*ckin…
HANK BROWN: Calm down, O’Neal… you gotta realize you lost to a teacher and any big match you were in you came up short. Hell you say everyone else needs to low card it…You are the epitome of low card…are you not?
:: Jason O’Neal suplexes the interviewer through the windshield of the expensive car. As Brown writhes in pain and Jason walks away from his 1.6 million dollar car with a broken windshield, the camera fades out.
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:: F*cking low card... God damned, mother*cking low card… Alex Winterz… WHO? Anyway we find Jason O’Neal examining the damage to his car. Hank Brown probably is at the hospital for some minor cuts and bruises, who cares at this point. This is was probably the first show of real emotion by Jason O’Neal. It seems as Jason surveys his 1.6 million dollar car, he is just as perplexed as the people watching at home. From behind the camera we hear Jason O’Neal’s personal WcF Camera man, Travis Randolph…
TRAVIS RANDOLPH: You mean to tell me there is only 77 of these in the world and you just put Hank Brown through it?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Yep.
TRAVIS RANDOLPH: What the f*ck were you thinking?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: He needed to shut the f*ck up. So I shut him up.
TRAVIS RANDOLPH: Concrete works just as well… this car has to be worth like $900,000 or something.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: 1.6 Million. It was worth it.
:: Jason seems a little less jovial, but has not lost his charm or smirk…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Are you ready to shoot this thing?
:: The camera settles into position framing the hood of the damaged car, Jason O’Neal walks into frame and sits on the hood…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Another week, another obligatory promo piece about my opponent. Last week I missed the dead line and was fined and punished by a low card position this week. So let me make sure to get this bullshit to production before five eastern before management wets their panties. I mean seriously, I have to work with a no talent jobber like Alex Winterz because I was an hour late getting to the production truck?
I get it, I couldn’t pin a teacher. A shitty teacher and even shitter wrestler. I understand that aspect, but shit the week before it I pushed Gemini f*cking battle to the limit. I am utterly perplexed by the lack of follow through with talent. Zombie McMorris has a TV title shot. The f*cker was one of the first people thrown out of the match. How does he rebound to a title match…well his nose is full of shit with all the brown nosing he’s doing.
I refuse to push paper and file card results in the mail room to move up the ladder. I refuse to talk about how good the backbones of this company are. Apparently, that’s what it takes to move up the ladder and get a less than fair shot at success. Let’s try… Uriel Bates is God’s gift to Wrest…nope can’t do it he f*cking managed his way to the top by being f*cking management. The big hairy ape is the champion because he has been pushed to the top 6 times. Shit a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then.
Gemini Battle is the Television champion and won public approval because of a cartoon promo he produced about our match. Yeah in and eight man match, that kind of bullshit works. One on one I would beat him worse than he is about to beat Zombie McMorris.
The only champion I give any half credence to is CJ Pheonix… the only reason I say that is because I know how hard his rise is against the tide of the World Confederate Foundation. He is from Louisiana and the boy works hard. I guarendamntee that he knows deep down the only reason he is still Alpha Champion is because I want to see him whip the shit out of Bates. Therefore, I have not challenged for it yet.
The other titles are gimmicks and have no bearing on talent or skill. For Crazy Jay, Bishop, and Blaze to call themselves champion would be like a kitten calling himself a lion. Shit just don’t work that way. Try harder guys you are pretty much irrelevant.
:: Jason looks down at his Rolex…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: 5:19 Eastern. Better talk a little about my opponent and get this shit to production. Alex Winterz… the f*cktard trying to make a name for himself. I can pretty much assure you it won’t be through me. Winterz is a punishment for me missing a deadline not a challenge. He is Mr. Irrelevant mixed with mosquitoes. Nobody gives a damn and he sucks to have around.
Alex, I’m sorry. I’ve seen you skills…or lack there of…you are way out of you league. Please save the little boys and girls the carnage of the ass whipping you are about to take. Just don’t show up. Simple. Because if you do…it won’t be pretty.
I know… I know… you have a reputation to uphold…A fighter… a ledgend in the making… just weigh the options before you end up in the hospital next to Hank Brown… see you in the ring Rook.
:: FREAKIN LOW CARD PUNISHMENT… Scene fades to black…
HANK BROWN: Ladies and gentlemen, we are here to get an exclusive interview with…
:: The door of the expensive car opens and Jason O’Neal’s faces comes into the view finder…
HANK BROWN: Sorry, O’Neal… I thought you were the Alpha Champion, CJ Pheonix…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: What the fuck do I look like Chopped Liver?
HANK BROWN: The wrestling equivalent, yes.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL(grabbing Borwn by the shirt): I oughta break your f*ckin…
HANK BROWN: Calm down, O’Neal… you gotta realize you lost to a teacher and any big match you were in you came up short. Hell you say everyone else needs to low card it…You are the epitome of low card…are you not?
:: Jason O’Neal suplexes the interviewer through the windshield of the expensive car. As Brown writhes in pain and Jason walks away from his 1.6 million dollar car with a broken windshield, the camera fades out.
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:: F*cking low card... God damned, mother*cking low card… Alex Winterz… WHO? Anyway we find Jason O’Neal examining the damage to his car. Hank Brown probably is at the hospital for some minor cuts and bruises, who cares at this point. This is was probably the first show of real emotion by Jason O’Neal. It seems as Jason surveys his 1.6 million dollar car, he is just as perplexed as the people watching at home. From behind the camera we hear Jason O’Neal’s personal WcF Camera man, Travis Randolph…
TRAVIS RANDOLPH: You mean to tell me there is only 77 of these in the world and you just put Hank Brown through it?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Yep.
TRAVIS RANDOLPH: What the f*ck were you thinking?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: He needed to shut the f*ck up. So I shut him up.
TRAVIS RANDOLPH: Concrete works just as well… this car has to be worth like $900,000 or something.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: 1.6 Million. It was worth it.
:: Jason seems a little less jovial, but has not lost his charm or smirk…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Are you ready to shoot this thing?
:: The camera settles into position framing the hood of the damaged car, Jason O’Neal walks into frame and sits on the hood…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Another week, another obligatory promo piece about my opponent. Last week I missed the dead line and was fined and punished by a low card position this week. So let me make sure to get this bullshit to production before five eastern before management wets their panties. I mean seriously, I have to work with a no talent jobber like Alex Winterz because I was an hour late getting to the production truck?
I get it, I couldn’t pin a teacher. A shitty teacher and even shitter wrestler. I understand that aspect, but shit the week before it I pushed Gemini f*cking battle to the limit. I am utterly perplexed by the lack of follow through with talent. Zombie McMorris has a TV title shot. The f*cker was one of the first people thrown out of the match. How does he rebound to a title match…well his nose is full of shit with all the brown nosing he’s doing.
I refuse to push paper and file card results in the mail room to move up the ladder. I refuse to talk about how good the backbones of this company are. Apparently, that’s what it takes to move up the ladder and get a less than fair shot at success. Let’s try… Uriel Bates is God’s gift to Wrest…nope can’t do it he f*cking managed his way to the top by being f*cking management. The big hairy ape is the champion because he has been pushed to the top 6 times. Shit a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then.
Gemini Battle is the Television champion and won public approval because of a cartoon promo he produced about our match. Yeah in and eight man match, that kind of bullshit works. One on one I would beat him worse than he is about to beat Zombie McMorris.
The only champion I give any half credence to is CJ Pheonix… the only reason I say that is because I know how hard his rise is against the tide of the World Confederate Foundation. He is from Louisiana and the boy works hard. I guarendamntee that he knows deep down the only reason he is still Alpha Champion is because I want to see him whip the shit out of Bates. Therefore, I have not challenged for it yet.
The other titles are gimmicks and have no bearing on talent or skill. For Crazy Jay, Bishop, and Blaze to call themselves champion would be like a kitten calling himself a lion. Shit just don’t work that way. Try harder guys you are pretty much irrelevant.
:: Jason looks down at his Rolex…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: 5:19 Eastern. Better talk a little about my opponent and get this shit to production. Alex Winterz… the f*cktard trying to make a name for himself. I can pretty much assure you it won’t be through me. Winterz is a punishment for me missing a deadline not a challenge. He is Mr. Irrelevant mixed with mosquitoes. Nobody gives a damn and he sucks to have around.
Alex, I’m sorry. I’ve seen you skills…or lack there of…you are way out of you league. Please save the little boys and girls the carnage of the ass whipping you are about to take. Just don’t show up. Simple. Because if you do…it won’t be pretty.
I know… I know… you have a reputation to uphold…A fighter… a ledgend in the making… just weigh the options before you end up in the hospital next to Hank Brown… see you in the ring Rook.
:: FREAKIN LOW CARD PUNISHMENT… Scene fades to black…
