An... Interesting Match

[jordanciserano]

::The scene opens to Jordan Ciserano after his match against Mikey eXtreme in the Garret Coliseum in Montgomery, Alabama. He looks pretty good, as his match wasn’t the marathon he expected, no limping, cuts, bruses, or other common side-effects of his passion. He He is currently watching the main event of the night through the curtain as though his match is over, his job is still not complete as the World Champion, the Alpha Champion, the Hardcore Champion, the People’s Champion and the Tag Team Champions are all in this match, and when titles are involved Jordan is very interested. A young fan sees Jordan for a quick moment and yells his name so Jordan points to him with a smile, making the young fan do the same, before going back to the backstage area to watch the rest on TV. He gets to the lounge room and sits on the leather couch there to see the conclusion of the match talking while he does.::

  Jordan Ciserano: This is the life isn’t it? Getting to wrestle, be on TV, entertain tens of thousands live and many more at home, and then being able to come backstage and watch other people do the same thing because they love it. Granted at this stage in many wrestler’s careers the business side takes over and you do things you wouldn’t normally do to gain an advantage, but for many it is still the love of the sport.  

::Just as Jordan finishes talking the match ends, then suddenly Corey Black comes out and attacks Thomas Uriel Bates with a light tube. Jordan sees this and shakes his head as it contradicts everything he just said, turning off the TV sickened from what was just the beginning of a vicious attack.::  

Jordan Ciserano: Like I said for many… not necessarily for all.  

::Jordan gets up and walks to the medical room, warning them to get ready for what would become the remains of Thomas Uriel Bates, and then hangs out in the hallway waiting to see how one of the most respected wrestlers is doing after Corey Black’s attacks::  

Jordan Ciserano: Though different wrestlers have different philosophies toward wrestling, as shown this week, one thing remains a definite truth WCF as a company and a product… Jordan Ciserano will always beat your expectations.

  ::Jordan puts on a smirk and points to himself, happy that he was able to beat Mikey eXtreme, but even more so that he “defeated” everyone who said that he wasn’t going to win.::  

Jordan Ciserano: All week long I kept hearing people in the business say that my match was going to either end in a Mikey eXtreme win or it was a complete toss up and nobody knew what was going to happen, nobody, and I mean nobody thought that I was going to win though. Turned on ESPN 3, they didn’t think so. Looked at what the fans were saying, they didn’t think so. I’m pretty sure even management though that this would be a warm-up for Mikey a few weeks before War, but it wasn’t. In my opinion it was a pretty dominate victory that went to Jordan Ciserano. I mean how long was that match? Two minutes? One and a half without me taunting? The point is that before you even knew that the match was happening it was already over.

  ::Jordan smiles more with an “I told you so” smirk as he is quite proud of his achievement. He walks down to the locker room to tape up his legs as there was a little burning there that will turn into soreness and he wants to prevent as much of that as possible moving forward.::  

Jordan Ciserano: Do you want to know why I wanted to end that match so quickly? There are two reasons, one I wanted to save my body for next weeks Slam and for War after that. Two, I wanted to show all the pundits and all the analysts that they have never been so wrong in their career. I wanted to put on such a dominating display of my own abilities that I made Mikey eXtreme look like he just got out of wrestling school. I wanted to put my mark on the show by providing an “upset” to them, not to me, but to them. Finally, I wanted to show WCF that they should never underestimate my abilities in the ring. 

  ::Jordan begins putting on the strips of Kinesio Tape on his quads and hamstrings on the right leg, then on his left leg knowing that the tape will prevent any injury he could have after his body is tired.::

  Jordan Ciserano: I know that there is still a stigma against me over my first run, but I think that I have put all of those to rest with this win against Mikey eXtreme. I may hate that people were choosing him, but I can’t entirely blame them. He is the last entrant in WAR, he’s always been impressive when he is in the ring, and he is an all around safe pick in a match. Because I beat him though, that adds yet another former champion, another main eventer, on the list of people that I have defeated making it feel like I am a champion that I deserve to be a main event wrestler for this show… or at least have a chance to be one. 

  ::Jordan grabs a bag of ice from the cooler inside of his locker room and walks around the locker room to see where his legs are tightest and wraps the ice where he needs it.::  

Jordan Ciserano: I have proven week after week that I am one of the top talents in WCF, whether it be tag team wins with partners I’ve never been with before or singles matches that shock the crowd and the commentators, each week I give my best and beat all expectations. So, with this win against a top guy in the business I once again will vouch for an Alpha Championship match against CJ Phoenix, a man that has proven that he, like me, is on his way to the top. I feel like, if granted, this match could be the match of the year and win or lose be a huge platform for both of us.   

::Jordan sits down and looks straight into the camera like he is a business man trying to close a huge (yyyyuge) deal for a match against CJ Phoenix, one that he has wanted for many weeks.::  

Jordan Ciserano: I understand if that match is not possible though, we both have many things going on in our careers, its just that it would be quite a shame… oh quite a shame if that match never becomes a reality. He wants to face me, I know it and you know it, I want to face him, we both certainly know that, so why not, at the Slam after War, no matter the outcome, that we have that match. He could win War, as could I, which would only make that title match that much more special.  

::Jordan leans back and looks around the room like there is no chance that it could be rejected now.::  

Jordan Ciserano: WCF, this has been a great week for Jordan Ciserano; winning matches, living out a passion, and proving once again I deserve the best. WCF, next week will be even greater because no matter who the opponent happens to be I will win that match, I will still be living out my love, and I will make it nearly impossible for Seth not to put me in a title picture; Alpha, Internet, Peoples, Tag Team, Hardcore, Television, World or all of the above. I beat all expectations this week, I beat them last week, and I will continue breaking them for weeks to come, its only time that gold becomes a reality.

  ::Jordan smiles toward the camera and hits his shoulder as that is where the gold would be. Another day in a perfect life it seems, but now he must change his focus from a win over Mikey eXtreme to his next challenger so he can continue his streak, something he plans on extending for weeks to come. Jordan points to the camera once more and the camera fades to black::  

::The next scene opens to Jordan Ciserano on a tour bus heading to the Rupp Arena in Lexington, Kentucky. He is on the phone with who we can assume to be someone from WCF management. You hear half of the conversation (Jordan’s responses) and understand that they are talking about his upcoming shows for the company including this weeks Slam. You hear the person Jordan is talking too and then a shocked face from Jordan as the camera moves in allowing you to hear what is being said.::

Jordan Ciserano: Are you sure sir?

Person: *Mumbling*

Jordan Ciserano: I mean I just beat Mikey eXtreme, I’ve beaten past champion after past champion-

::Jordan gets cut off by the person who’s voice is raised to show Jordan he isn’t kidding.::

Person: *Louder Mumbling*

Jordan Ciserano: Look, I’m not saying that you’re wrong… I’m just saying that I think I should get an opponent, I don’t know, more fitting for the occasion. I mean we’re only a week away from War-

Person: *Mumbling for a while*

Jordan Ciserano: Look, if that’s how you want I guess that’s who I’m going to wrestle… just saying it’s not going to be pretty though.

Person: *Short Mumbling*

Jordan Ciserano: Ok sir, I’ll see you at the show.

::Jordan hangs up the phone and puts his head down, half in shame and half in disbelief over what one of the top suits in WCF is putting him up against.::

Jordan Ciserano: Well everyone, I have just found out who my opponent is going to be for this weeks Slam. I can’t say that I understand the logic behind it, I can’t say that this isn’t just some sick fantasy that someone wanted to see, but it is happening nonetheless… This week I am facing “The Hebrew Hammer” “The Naked Wrestler” Serujah.

::You see that it almost pains Jordan to say her name as he knows how this entire match is going to go. He tries not to emote too much though because he knows that’s what she wants.::

Jordan Ciserano: Again, why the head honchos would put me against a self described “Sex machine” after I proved that I belong against… clothed wrestlers, last week, but this is how it’s going to be I guess. This week I must face a barely-clothed, masochist who is going to have me going to confession at least five times within the next two days.

::Jordan just keeps shaking his head over how he could be the one who was chosen to be her first opponent in WCF. He looks up to the sky for some answers before looking straight at the camera trying to collect himself.::

Jordan Ciserano: A match is a match though and I’m going to make sure that this one is as short as possible… not that stamina is a problem… it’s just I’d rather end it quickly then continue it to some length… but not like that it’s just that by the end I want to make sure I’m on top… fuck… wait not fuck… look I mean that I am going to hit her from behin- let me rephrase this… I want to make sure she is sore by the end of it. I actually think the last one is the closest I’m going to get to anything that would relate to wrestling so… yeah…

::Jordan seems frustrated, not on an angry level, but because everything he says seems to get twisted around into a double entendre of some sort interrupting his actual plan on how to win this match.::

Jordan Ciserano: You’re going to have to bear with me through this one… wait isn’t she into bears or… DAMMIT!

::Jordan walks away from the camera for a moment, but he is still in the camera’s view. You seem him walk up and down the empty bus holding his head in his hands throwing them around the space before coming back to his seat with a bright red face.::

Jordan Ciserano: Let just try to focus on the match and abilities and less about the person now, please.

::Jordan takes a few deep breaths calming himself and turning his face back into its regular color before continuing to speak stopping to correct anything that may be taken in a different way.::

Jordan Ciserano: This match, though it comes… though it happens at a weird time means a lot in the grand scheme of things. It is only one week away from War and it could mean a lot for me. If and when I pin her down… when I pin her it is going to give me even more momentum than I already have going into the giant Battle Royal. When I win this match it will be the third match I’ve won in three weeks, making it seem like I can’t lose and honestly I feel like I can’t, I get this match under my belt… in my mind and War is going to be a showcase of what can do to a ring full of men… oh you know what I mean.

::Jordan facepalms again and smacks himself in his forehead trying to get any of the potentially dirty thoughts out of his head.::

Jordan Ciserano: With all of that being said, my opponent gives me a great opportunity to gain that last bit of momentum that I need going into the company’s second biggest show of the year. I’ve see her in action and I know what she can do… I’m leaving that one there… and though it is her first match in WCF I know exactly what she can bring and I know exactly what I need to do to take her down.

::Jordan finally gets the dirtier thoughts out of his head for one section of speaking and looks up, thankful for it.::

Jordan Ciserano: She’s a high-flyer and a martial artist meaning that she will try to flip around the ring and punch me where it hurts the most so that she can hit “The Hebrew Hammer” and knock me out for the victory and much more. She is also a smaller competitor at only 92 pounds, now I’m not the one to say that size matters… in the ring, but I feel that I still have to bring it up. I’m a cruiserweight and I’m twice her weight, which means that any highflying moves aren’t nearly going to do the damage she hopes it is going to do. A crossbody, dropkick, or hurricanrana aren’t going to take me down, all they are going to do is allow me to throw her across the ring causing way more damage to her than to me.

::A smirk graces Jordan's face as he can see himself winning this match already.::

Jordan Ciserano: Now earlier on I said she was a masochist, someone who enjoys pain, and that is definitely a fact. Something else that is a fact is that I love to deliver it… and not in the way she hopes. I look at my opponent, a challenge on it’s own this week, and let them attack, then when they do I turn the tables and land them flat on the ground. Look at last week with Mikey eXtreme, he argued with the ref and I landed him flat on his head making it so that he could barley move even when the match ended. That’s what I’m going to do this week, I’m going to let Serujah attack me and then I’m going to counter her down. Whether it is going to be a flip, a kick, or a strike, I know that it’s coming and I know what I’m going to do when it comes. The point is I hope you want pain because I am going to give you so much of it that you’re never going to want any more.

Jordan Ciserano: Serujah, I know that this match is going to be… interesting to say the least, but no matter what happens during the match the outcome isn’t going to change. My prediction? Serujah comes charging at me. I make it so that she can’t kick out. I win the match and keep rolling on to a World Title Match after I win at War.

::Jordan winks at the camera knowing that he has a pretty good shot a winning the huge match though he is not the favorite walking into it, he does like to beat expectations though and knows that's his biggest chance to do so.::

Jordan Ciserano: Serujah, I know you can’t wait for the pain you are going to receive, I just can’t wait to win the match and move right from Lexington, Kentucky to New York City without looking back because after this match moving forward is the only place I can go. Best of Luck love.

::Jordan salutes to the camera and gives it another wink before laying back in his seat going to try to get some sleep before he reaches the arena having to be sharp mentality as much as he has to be physically, and with the Jordan closes his eyes as the camera fades to black.::

["The Hebrew Hammer" Serujah]

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