Post by Joe Smarts on Sept 18, 2016 5:14:25 GMT -5
Joe Smarts is waiting in line to buy Battlefield 1 on his PlayStation 4 in the nearest K-Mart.
Joe Smarts: AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Why is the service so slow?
Some Guy: Dude, you're in a line in K-Mart which has... Hey, aren't you that guy who beat Winterz last week?
Smarts: Who's Winterz?
Some Guy: HEY! You're Joe Smarts! Don't you have a match tonight?
Smarts: Yeah. I'm just getting prepared
Some Guy: With Battlefield 1?
Smarts secretly hides his new game.
Some Guy: My name is Geoffrey Smith. Call me Jeff.
Smarts: Hey Jeff.
Jeff: So, what happened to your vlog?
Smarts: Ergh. I was sick of it already. It only had 97.13 views anyway.
Jeff: Ah. You wanna play online Battlefield?
Smarts: Fo sho!
EXACTLY 52 MINUTES LATER.
Smarts is camping in the living room with his headset on playing Battlefield 1.
Smarts: YES!! Did you see that Jeff?
Jeff: Fuck you Joe. How did you even shoot me from that far?
Smarts: Have you heard of a sniper? It involves that and a fluke.
Jeff: <sigh>. Don't you have a match to go to tonight? Should you be getting ready?
Smarts: Already ready. That's why it took me so long to join.
Jeff: Well. So you're in your wrestling attire, camping in your living room playing Battlefield?
Smarts: Yes, technically. But you made it sound weird.
END.
Notes:
I am a noob at shooting games. Halo is an exception.
Joe Smarts: AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Why is the service so slow?
Some Guy: Dude, you're in a line in K-Mart which has... Hey, aren't you that guy who beat Winterz last week?
Smarts: Who's Winterz?
Some Guy: HEY! You're Joe Smarts! Don't you have a match tonight?
Smarts: Yeah. I'm just getting prepared
Some Guy: With Battlefield 1?
Smarts secretly hides his new game.
Some Guy: My name is Geoffrey Smith. Call me Jeff.
Smarts: Hey Jeff.
Jeff: So, what happened to your vlog?
Smarts: Ergh. I was sick of it already. It only had 97.13 views anyway.
Jeff: Ah. You wanna play online Battlefield?
Smarts: Fo sho!
EXACTLY 52 MINUTES LATER.
Smarts is camping in the living room with his headset on playing Battlefield 1.
Smarts: YES!! Did you see that Jeff?
Jeff: Fuck you Joe. How did you even shoot me from that far?
Smarts: Have you heard of a sniper? It involves that and a fluke.
Jeff: <sigh>. Don't you have a match to go to tonight? Should you be getting ready?
Smarts: Already ready. That's why it took me so long to join.
Jeff: Well. So you're in your wrestling attire, camping in your living room playing Battlefield?
Smarts: Yes, technically. But you made it sound weird.
END.
Notes:
I am a noob at shooting games. Halo is an exception.
