Post by Oblivion on Sept 16, 2016 13:22:44 GMT -5
Down the hallways, of Garrett Coliseum, is Hank Brown. The reporter is attempting to run, to keep up with the camera man. Hank, turning red,is wheezing, huffing and puffing watching the cameraman continue running, but turn around watching Hank grab his chest melodramatically try to catch his breath...
Hank Brown: On my... Can't feel my legs!! My fingers are numb!! I'm soaked in sweat! I have like several more feet to go!!
Cameraman: Dude! First of all... Quit whining!! Second, You haven't even broken a sweat. And lastly, you're here. You need to get your shit together before entering THAT locker room Oblivion just killed a man. You okay?
Hank Brown: I think so.
Cameraman: You better hope so!
Hank: *sigh*
Hank Brown knocks on Oblivion's locker room door, which opens slowly Keith and Melissa peeks out...
Keith: Yes?!
Melissa: What do YOU want?!
Hank Brown: I want to know...
The cameraman urges Hank Brown on.
Keith: WHAT?!
Hank Brown: Want to know if The Monster Oblivion is willing to sit down for an interview.
Keith: Not sure.
Melissa: Oblivion?!
The locker room door is pushed opened, The Dark One is sitting on a metal chair with that same sack of bones that was used in the Falls Count Anywhere Match, that The Butcher brought to the ring. The Monster has a calf bone in his hand, gnawing on it. There are bones sprawled everywhere. Hank seemed shocked.
Hank Brown: What the f*ck!? What's going on in here?!
Keith and Melissa grabs Hank, slamming him against a wall
Keith/Melissa: MOMENTUM!! MOMENTUM!! MOMENTUM!!
Hank Brown: Momentum?
Oblivion stands up and walks towards Hank. Keith and Melissa moves out of the way. The Monster continues to chew on the calf meat. Hank looks at the calf bone... it has a boot on the end of it. It says... The Butcher.
Hank Brown: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! YOU'RE EATING MASSAKER'S FOOT!!
Oblivion: So... He's dead. He don't need it any more.
Hank Brown: Oh my God... I think I'm gonna get sick!!
Oblivion: Who knows... after next Sunday, Oblivion could be here sitting eating either... TEXAS BARBEQUE ADAM YOUNG REMAINS OR SOUTH'RN REDNECK COOKING!!! Either way, The Monster is gonna eat SOMEBODY!! You two have no idea what's in store. Hank, go tell them that!!
Melissa and Keith both look into the camera...
Keith/Melissa: MOMENTUM!!!
Hank Brown: On my... Can't feel my legs!! My fingers are numb!! I'm soaked in sweat! I have like several more feet to go!!
Cameraman: Dude! First of all... Quit whining!! Second, You haven't even broken a sweat. And lastly, you're here. You need to get your shit together before entering THAT locker room Oblivion just killed a man. You okay?
Hank Brown: I think so.
Cameraman: You better hope so!
Hank: *sigh*
Hank Brown knocks on Oblivion's locker room door, which opens slowly Keith and Melissa peeks out...
Keith: Yes?!
Melissa: What do YOU want?!
Hank Brown: I want to know...
The cameraman urges Hank Brown on.
Keith: WHAT?!
Hank Brown: Want to know if The Monster Oblivion is willing to sit down for an interview.
Keith: Not sure.
Melissa: Oblivion?!
The locker room door is pushed opened, The Dark One is sitting on a metal chair with that same sack of bones that was used in the Falls Count Anywhere Match, that The Butcher brought to the ring. The Monster has a calf bone in his hand, gnawing on it. There are bones sprawled everywhere. Hank seemed shocked.
Hank Brown: What the f*ck!? What's going on in here?!
Keith and Melissa grabs Hank, slamming him against a wall
Keith/Melissa: MOMENTUM!! MOMENTUM!! MOMENTUM!!
Hank Brown: Momentum?
Oblivion stands up and walks towards Hank. Keith and Melissa moves out of the way. The Monster continues to chew on the calf meat. Hank looks at the calf bone... it has a boot on the end of it. It says... The Butcher.
Hank Brown: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! YOU'RE EATING MASSAKER'S FOOT!!
Oblivion: So... He's dead. He don't need it any more.
Hank Brown: Oh my God... I think I'm gonna get sick!!
Oblivion: Who knows... after next Sunday, Oblivion could be here sitting eating either... TEXAS BARBEQUE ADAM YOUNG REMAINS OR SOUTH'RN REDNECK COOKING!!! Either way, The Monster is gonna eat SOMEBODY!! You two have no idea what's in store. Hank, go tell them that!!
Melissa and Keith both look into the camera...
Keith/Melissa: MOMENTUM!!!
