Post by Zombie DankMorris on Sept 13, 2016 20:56:06 GMT -5
The Valdiva-Roman Compound.
Inside the Valdiva-Roman Compound, Buddy Roman, ZMAC and Scarecrow are all sitting around the breakfast table. Crow and ZMAC is dressed in his classic attire, Crow is dressed with a more Seattle Grunge feel and Buddy is wearing a suit. Crow and Z are drinking spiked coffee as Buddy reads newspaper with the headline:
Athletic Schizophrenic Homo-grappler Creates Fictitious Dream Machine .. because …SCIENCE!
“Gemini Battle created a machine that allows him to step into a person’s dream state?” Scoffs Vincent Buddy Roman, looking up at the heavens from his newspaper. “This is why we don’t have nice things.” He pokes his head back into his newspaper and continues talking. “Here we have Gemini Battle ‘creating’ this seemingly impossible technology and he is using it to drop hip fire on a wrestling match. This is why Iran and North Korea have nuclear weapons. This is why Colin Keapernick sits when he pees and kneels when he should stand. Like a women.”
“I mean, it is not entirely impossible, given the current technological advances and psychological research. If given enough time and the right equipment, I could create an Augmented Reality simulator that could sync the users brains waves with that of the subject, thus achieving total REM homeostasis and cerebral cortex bonding. Such bonding would allow the user to fully enter the subconscious of the subject and have fully true experiences.” Says Crow all ‘matter of factly’ in-between sips of his coffee.
Buddy folds him paper, putting it on the table and leans in towards crow. “Is that what my Grandson is learning on the internet; how to invade the minds of closet homosexuals?”
“I’m just saying, it is a very real possibility and way more plausible and practical than what Gemini is trying to do.”
“How real a possibility?”
“Absolute certainty. All I need is a brain scan of Grayson Pierce to upload into the User Interface.”
“And how practical is practical?”
“Two days. We just need that Brain Scan.- er, you know.. a CT scan.”
“Well it’s a good thing WCF cares about concussion protocols and my best friend, your uncle, Reemus, is the head of cranial imagining at the Reemus McCayle institute. We’ll just go in, grab the scan and be on our way.”
Back at the coffee table, it looks as though no one moved but a white VR headset now rests on the table in front of Crow.
“Wow, that was fast. Sure didn’t feel like two days.”
“I know, right?”
“Ight, Crow. Hows this shit work? Do I gotta stand next to him while he sleeps or something?”
“No. You just put the headset on, tune the scanner to his preloaded frequency and the headset with automatically adjust your waves to his; allowing for full homeostasis. But I have to warn you, over exposure to another person’s brainwaves can have side effects that have not been fully explored. The subject will be completely unaware of what’s going once they wake up- it’s the user that will have the issues.”
“Ight. Give me that shit. I’m going to crush it. MATCHKAH, STYLE”
ZMAC grabs the headset. He puts it on and tunes the dial until an image can be seen, its Grayson Pierce, the true repressed personality of Gemini Battle. ZMAC has reached true sync with Grayson Pierce, even taking on his appearance. ZMAC looks around to see not much more than an empty space, a couple of broken filing cabinets and a painting of a sad crying clown in an iron lung; very appropriate given the situation. ZMAC starts digging around in the filing cabinets and comes up with a series of pages that has various lists on them. Among them were a recipe for pineapple upside down cake, the patent on a Jell-o dildo for men and a list; a list on all the reasons Gemini Battle is a faggot.
“Ah, so here it is. I knew this list existed. There’s like fifty here but I think we’ll go with a top ten, don’t you think Greyson?”
Grayson Pierce materializes in front of ZMAC looking panicked.
“What are you doing here?” He frantically asks.
“Once again being better than you at your own game.” ZMAC clears his throat and starts reading a list of Grayson’s insecurities.
‘1. Missed golden opportunity to join Freekshow and be surrounded by face painted FGTs that are his equal skill level
2. Lost to fucking Thomas Bates; that fucking midcard scrub
3. Despite being a former world champion and Ultimate showdown winner, He needs me ol’ Z to make him look good going into WAR. Scratch that. Gem is gawd fuckin awful and ZMAC needs to step into to take on Teddy and unify two straps.
4. Gemini Battle is nothing more than a split personality created by a man who couldn't cope with being a bisexual. fact.
Therefore Gemini is a personality born out of weakness, A man too weak to accept who he is. So he blames his homosexuality on an evil clown. No wonder Bates digs him. All that self loathing makes for an easy puppet to control.
5. Wrestlers that want to be the joker, it's the most overused gimmick in the sport. It shows no originality. No sense of purpose. It's devoid of creativity and purpose. SEE: Freakshow.
6. Gemini's master plan is to gather the seven deadly sins...didn't CD just cover this? SEE: Previous point.
7. Gemini Battle has all the cool toys and the money. He has a criminal empire HYDRA would be proud of. And yet, with all these amazing toys, you couldn't find a way to save Grayson's son? Or did you decide to let him die, just so you could hurt your other side? I wonder, are you two really at peace? I'm thinking...not.
8.
That picture. You have nightmares about the raping this delightful chap gave you every time you tried to be more than a midcard faggot.
9) Gemini Battle has inspired a whole cult of child bothering clowns in south Carolina. Way to go, Gem. Ya douchebag.
10) Wants to be remembered for legendary things… ZMAC still does it better. ‘
ZMAC crumples up the papers and beans Grayson off the dome with them. Grayson hits the deck like Charlie Brown missing a place kick.
“Come on Grayson, so this is where we at? You’re two weeks removed from your most vital accomplishment and you’re going to let Gem take that honor from you? Damn, you really are a faggot. This is like your fourth time in the ring with me and here you are, STILL fucking crying about getting over in hopes that eventually it will actually get you over. That is all you have recently done in the ring; squandered opportunities and complained about them. And yet here you are..”
ZMAC presses him fingertips to his head and makes a series of images appear right in front of Grayson Pierce.
“Still crying, still complaining, still trying to put yourself over without actually knowing how to get the fuck over in the first damn place. If being a real champion was your goal, it would be you against Bates at WAR, not you trying to amass fictional wealth for your own first person bukkake party. Because you and I, as well as all of WCF know that you are not WCF World Championship material. I on the other hand, am. In fact, this whole Multi-media thing you’re going on about is right up my ally. Or did you forget what I’m good at…”
“So allow me to give you a hand for everything that you’ve accomplished.”
“But it is still nothing compared to the impact that I have made on this company. So this week we are going to fight for that TV title for the right to go onto WAR for a MultiMedia Unification match. This match is about separating the pretenders for my throne like you and Teddy Blaze from the..
reigning…..
Defending
Four time I.T…
And soon to be
Multimedia….
CHAMPION
“So while you talk about becoming the gimmick, make sure you know how to fucking melt faces with it. King of All Media? Nig, I’ve been the Black Fuckin’ Momba of All Media all fucking year. I mean, how many Internet straps do I got?
Thanks, White Steven.
Where the fuck have you been, Gem; o’ that’s right- carrying TUBs bags and jock strap. Therefore, don’t you fucking step up as if you got a fucking pair- because you fucking don’t. You talk about your time, how you are going to retain and do all these great things… Except you forget that you are the one that makes them great. Fucking Sarah Twilight is the GM and she’s the fucking drizzle shits. Do you think anyone is going to remember or care? LOL fuck no and FUCK YOU. You’re punk ass wants to be handed a legacy. Classic millennial FGT..”
ZMAC starts mocking Greyson and Gemini.
‘Gah.. I have an associate’s degree in liberal studies from a for-profit online school… why am I not a millionaire?’
‘Gah.. I have fifty friends on facebook, why wont Facebook pay me?’
‘Gah.. my mom follows me on youtube, why won’t Ellen interview me on her talk show?’
That’s you, FGT, and you cant even get that right. This week, ZMAC is taking you to fucking school – Curb stompin’ a mother fuckin faggot for runnin that lip off and taking that TV title from him. Now all you fucking got is memories. And they ain’t so fucking sweet. They ain’t sweet because you were never the top fruit on the tree, basking in the sun light. So Gem before we meet in that ring and I rip you a new AXE WOUND. So let’s start things off right..
AWWW WWWWW DUB SEE EFFF
DON’T CHU DARE BE SOUAH…
CLAP YA HANDS FOR YOUR WORLD FAMOUS INTERNET CHAMP AND FEELLL DAT POWWAHHHH!!!
#START_SPEADIN_DA_NEWS
#START_SPREADIN_YA_CHEEKS
#BOOTY_TROMBONE_COWBOYHAT
“See old friend; I’ve brought more media than you. And Sunday night, I bring more gold than you, more wins than you, more experience than you and more importantly.. I bring more heart and soul than you. Go build your fucking kingdom.. so the Pale Rider can ride right through it and slit your throat in the town square for all to see, because as hard as you wish and as hard as you try, you will never compare to my legacy. And Curb Stomping you into the mat this week for the win is just the next conclusive step. But good on you for sucking my dick for half your shit. Maybe you are a queer after all. Embrace it. Because you sure as fuck aint a champion, let alone a TV champ after I whoop your ass. Then I go onto meeting Teddy Blaze in what will be a historic match. Because its the best Peoples Champion verse the best Internet Champion. And theres ol' Grayson Battle, little Gem, sitting in the back ontop of TUBs gear bag and a circle jerk cookie.. Thinkin about the good times. ... LOL FGT ”
DEUCES BITCH!
Inside the Valdiva-Roman Compound, Buddy Roman, ZMAC and Scarecrow are all sitting around the breakfast table. Crow and ZMAC is dressed in his classic attire, Crow is dressed with a more Seattle Grunge feel and Buddy is wearing a suit. Crow and Z are drinking spiked coffee as Buddy reads newspaper with the headline:
Athletic Schizophrenic Homo-grappler Creates Fictitious Dream Machine .. because …SCIENCE!
“Gemini Battle created a machine that allows him to step into a person’s dream state?” Scoffs Vincent Buddy Roman, looking up at the heavens from his newspaper. “This is why we don’t have nice things.” He pokes his head back into his newspaper and continues talking. “Here we have Gemini Battle ‘creating’ this seemingly impossible technology and he is using it to drop hip fire on a wrestling match. This is why Iran and North Korea have nuclear weapons. This is why Colin Keapernick sits when he pees and kneels when he should stand. Like a women.”
“I mean, it is not entirely impossible, given the current technological advances and psychological research. If given enough time and the right equipment, I could create an Augmented Reality simulator that could sync the users brains waves with that of the subject, thus achieving total REM homeostasis and cerebral cortex bonding. Such bonding would allow the user to fully enter the subconscious of the subject and have fully true experiences.” Says Crow all ‘matter of factly’ in-between sips of his coffee.
Buddy folds him paper, putting it on the table and leans in towards crow. “Is that what my Grandson is learning on the internet; how to invade the minds of closet homosexuals?”
“I’m just saying, it is a very real possibility and way more plausible and practical than what Gemini is trying to do.”
“How real a possibility?”
“Absolute certainty. All I need is a brain scan of Grayson Pierce to upload into the User Interface.”
“And how practical is practical?”
“Two days. We just need that Brain Scan.- er, you know.. a CT scan.”
“Well it’s a good thing WCF cares about concussion protocols and my best friend, your uncle, Reemus, is the head of cranial imagining at the Reemus McCayle institute. We’ll just go in, grab the scan and be on our way.”
Back at the coffee table, it looks as though no one moved but a white VR headset now rests on the table in front of Crow.
“Wow, that was fast. Sure didn’t feel like two days.”
“I know, right?”
“Ight, Crow. Hows this shit work? Do I gotta stand next to him while he sleeps or something?”
“No. You just put the headset on, tune the scanner to his preloaded frequency and the headset with automatically adjust your waves to his; allowing for full homeostasis. But I have to warn you, over exposure to another person’s brainwaves can have side effects that have not been fully explored. The subject will be completely unaware of what’s going once they wake up- it’s the user that will have the issues.”
“Ight. Give me that shit. I’m going to crush it. MATCHKAH, STYLE”
ZMAC grabs the headset. He puts it on and tunes the dial until an image can be seen, its Grayson Pierce, the true repressed personality of Gemini Battle. ZMAC has reached true sync with Grayson Pierce, even taking on his appearance. ZMAC looks around to see not much more than an empty space, a couple of broken filing cabinets and a painting of a sad crying clown in an iron lung; very appropriate given the situation. ZMAC starts digging around in the filing cabinets and comes up with a series of pages that has various lists on them. Among them were a recipe for pineapple upside down cake, the patent on a Jell-o dildo for men and a list; a list on all the reasons Gemini Battle is a faggot.
“Ah, so here it is. I knew this list existed. There’s like fifty here but I think we’ll go with a top ten, don’t you think Greyson?”
Grayson Pierce materializes in front of ZMAC looking panicked.
“What are you doing here?” He frantically asks.
“Once again being better than you at your own game.” ZMAC clears his throat and starts reading a list of Grayson’s insecurities.
‘1. Missed golden opportunity to join Freekshow and be surrounded by face painted FGTs that are his equal skill level
2. Lost to fucking Thomas Bates; that fucking midcard scrub
3. Despite being a former world champion and Ultimate showdown winner, He needs me ol’ Z to make him look good going into WAR. Scratch that. Gem is gawd fuckin awful and ZMAC needs to step into to take on Teddy and unify two straps.
4. Gemini Battle is nothing more than a split personality created by a man who couldn't cope with being a bisexual. fact.
Therefore Gemini is a personality born out of weakness, A man too weak to accept who he is. So he blames his homosexuality on an evil clown. No wonder Bates digs him. All that self loathing makes for an easy puppet to control.
5. Wrestlers that want to be the joker, it's the most overused gimmick in the sport. It shows no originality. No sense of purpose. It's devoid of creativity and purpose. SEE: Freakshow.
6. Gemini's master plan is to gather the seven deadly sins...didn't CD just cover this? SEE: Previous point.
7. Gemini Battle has all the cool toys and the money. He has a criminal empire HYDRA would be proud of. And yet, with all these amazing toys, you couldn't find a way to save Grayson's son? Or did you decide to let him die, just so you could hurt your other side? I wonder, are you two really at peace? I'm thinking...not.
8.
That picture. You have nightmares about the raping this delightful chap gave you every time you tried to be more than a midcard faggot.
9) Gemini Battle has inspired a whole cult of child bothering clowns in south Carolina. Way to go, Gem. Ya douchebag.
10) Wants to be remembered for legendary things… ZMAC still does it better. ‘
ZMAC crumples up the papers and beans Grayson off the dome with them. Grayson hits the deck like Charlie Brown missing a place kick.
“Come on Grayson, so this is where we at? You’re two weeks removed from your most vital accomplishment and you’re going to let Gem take that honor from you? Damn, you really are a faggot. This is like your fourth time in the ring with me and here you are, STILL fucking crying about getting over in hopes that eventually it will actually get you over. That is all you have recently done in the ring; squandered opportunities and complained about them. And yet here you are..”
ZMAC presses him fingertips to his head and makes a series of images appear right in front of Grayson Pierce.
“Still crying, still complaining, still trying to put yourself over without actually knowing how to get the fuck over in the first damn place. If being a real champion was your goal, it would be you against Bates at WAR, not you trying to amass fictional wealth for your own first person bukkake party. Because you and I, as well as all of WCF know that you are not WCF World Championship material. I on the other hand, am. In fact, this whole Multi-media thing you’re going on about is right up my ally. Or did you forget what I’m good at…”
“So allow me to give you a hand for everything that you’ve accomplished.”
“But it is still nothing compared to the impact that I have made on this company. So this week we are going to fight for that TV title for the right to go onto WAR for a MultiMedia Unification match. This match is about separating the pretenders for my throne like you and Teddy Blaze from the..
reigning…..
Defending
Four time I.T…
And soon to be
Multimedia….
CHAMPION
“So while you talk about becoming the gimmick, make sure you know how to fucking melt faces with it. King of All Media? Nig, I’ve been the Black Fuckin’ Momba of All Media all fucking year. I mean, how many Internet straps do I got?
Thanks, White Steven.
Where the fuck have you been, Gem; o’ that’s right- carrying TUBs bags and jock strap. Therefore, don’t you fucking step up as if you got a fucking pair- because you fucking don’t. You talk about your time, how you are going to retain and do all these great things… Except you forget that you are the one that makes them great. Fucking Sarah Twilight is the GM and she’s the fucking drizzle shits. Do you think anyone is going to remember or care? LOL fuck no and FUCK YOU. You’re punk ass wants to be handed a legacy. Classic millennial FGT..”
ZMAC starts mocking Greyson and Gemini.
‘Gah.. I have an associate’s degree in liberal studies from a for-profit online school… why am I not a millionaire?’
‘Gah.. I have fifty friends on facebook, why wont Facebook pay me?’
‘Gah.. my mom follows me on youtube, why won’t Ellen interview me on her talk show?’
That’s you, FGT, and you cant even get that right. This week, ZMAC is taking you to fucking school – Curb stompin’ a mother fuckin faggot for runnin that lip off and taking that TV title from him. Now all you fucking got is memories. And they ain’t so fucking sweet. They ain’t sweet because you were never the top fruit on the tree, basking in the sun light. So Gem before we meet in that ring and I rip you a new AXE WOUND. So let’s start things off right..
AWWW WWWWW DUB SEE EFFF
DON’T CHU DARE BE SOUAH…
CLAP YA HANDS FOR YOUR WORLD FAMOUS INTERNET CHAMP AND FEELLL DAT POWWAHHHH!!!
#START_SPEADIN_DA_NEWS
#START_SPREADIN_YA_CHEEKS
#BOOTY_TROMBONE_COWBOYHAT
“See old friend; I’ve brought more media than you. And Sunday night, I bring more gold than you, more wins than you, more experience than you and more importantly.. I bring more heart and soul than you. Go build your fucking kingdom.. so the Pale Rider can ride right through it and slit your throat in the town square for all to see, because as hard as you wish and as hard as you try, you will never compare to my legacy. And Curb Stomping you into the mat this week for the win is just the next conclusive step. But good on you for sucking my dick for half your shit. Maybe you are a queer after all. Embrace it. Because you sure as fuck aint a champion, let alone a TV champ after I whoop your ass. Then I go onto meeting Teddy Blaze in what will be a historic match. Because its the best Peoples Champion verse the best Internet Champion. And theres ol' Grayson Battle, little Gem, sitting in the back ontop of TUBs gear bag and a circle jerk cookie.. Thinkin about the good times. ... LOL FGT ”
DEUCES BITCH!
