Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2016 1:18:56 GMT -5
*The following was posted shortly following Slam 9/11/2016 to Adrian Archers official Facebook account. The scene is the dressing room of Adrian Archer. The room is torn apart: a broken mirror, shattered vanity lights, and several holes in the wall can be seen behind..a smiling Archer.*
GREETINGS TO ALL! It is I, the Magnificent Bastard! Yes yes..thank you thank you..Well..Tonight I trust you saw Slam, and just as I suspected, Damian Kaine would cost me the title. Yes, no matter what he does, this prepubescent imbicile can't seem to get out of my way! And you know what the absolute best part is? I get to team with him next week! Well, not to fear, For the Bastard has seen this coming to pass. Ever since I spurned the advances of the lovely Twilight, she has been want to destroy me. Just like our one evening together, she brought me to the precipice, with the glory in my sights..then dashed my hopes when she brought a little pecker into the mix...And now that seth is in charge again, I see the booking is more to his sick masochistic liking pitting myself and my hated castoff against two people who may even hate each other more than we do! Isn't.that. Cute? Well, be assured the Bastard knows what it takes to get over. Seth is merely testing my mettle.."does he want it enough?" "Does he have what it takes to beat impossible odds?" Well Seth, my finely liquored up friend..your next main event superstar can overlook your ratings horny idiocy and still come out Magnificent! Now, if you will excuse me, Facebook nation, I am off to enjoy some southern hospitality! Oh, and Mr. Pierce? I am severely disappointed..It took one and three fifths a person to beat me for your belt..I look forward to a rather unincumbered encounter in the future..TA!
*Screen freezes on Adrians Magnificent smile..then goes dark*
GREETINGS TO ALL! It is I, the Magnificent Bastard! Yes yes..thank you thank you..Well..Tonight I trust you saw Slam, and just as I suspected, Damian Kaine would cost me the title. Yes, no matter what he does, this prepubescent imbicile can't seem to get out of my way! And you know what the absolute best part is? I get to team with him next week! Well, not to fear, For the Bastard has seen this coming to pass. Ever since I spurned the advances of the lovely Twilight, she has been want to destroy me. Just like our one evening together, she brought me to the precipice, with the glory in my sights..then dashed my hopes when she brought a little pecker into the mix...And now that seth is in charge again, I see the booking is more to his sick masochistic liking pitting myself and my hated castoff against two people who may even hate each other more than we do! Isn't.that. Cute? Well, be assured the Bastard knows what it takes to get over. Seth is merely testing my mettle.."does he want it enough?" "Does he have what it takes to beat impossible odds?" Well Seth, my finely liquored up friend..your next main event superstar can overlook your ratings horny idiocy and still come out Magnificent! Now, if you will excuse me, Facebook nation, I am off to enjoy some southern hospitality! Oh, and Mr. Pierce? I am severely disappointed..It took one and three fifths a person to beat me for your belt..I look forward to a rather unincumbered encounter in the future..TA!
*Screen freezes on Adrians Magnificent smile..then goes dark*
