Post by "The Real Deal" Jason O'Neal on Sept 11, 2016 17:56:34 GMT -5
:: Time stamp: Friday September 9th 4:00pm. Outside of Newfield High School in Selden, New York. It is a beautiful campus, but the WcF cameras aren’t here for a tour. They find the only thing worth looking for sitting in front of the school sign. Jason O’Neal is relaxed sitting next to... wait a second is that little Rory from Doom’s promo? – Why yes it is. A cloud of smoke puffs from Rory’s mouth as he chokes a bit…
RORY “THE STUDENT IN DOOM’S CLASS”: What the hell is this? It’s the best shit I’ve ever had.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Told you it would be. Now… that the script is gone and Cliff’s money isn’t being funneled into the dying music program, can we set the record straight?
RORY “THE STUDENT IN DOOM’S CLASS”: Well Mr. McAssClown as we call him is probably the shittiest teacher around here, honestly.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: So why the hell did you say all that shit?
RORY “THE STUDENT IN DOOM’S CLASS”: First off, I’m a huge wrestling fan. Secondly, I’m in the band and he mortgaged his house to rent the school for his shoots and that money’s going into the band. Thirdly, I wanted to be on Television. Fourthly, I licked my hand right before that high five.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Yeah what grown man gives high fives? Other than that why is he a shitty teacher.
RORY “THE STUDENT IN DOOM’S CLASS”: Well, I’m from the other side of the tracks. You know, on the northside. Real rough neighborhood…like you. Shit he seems to almost pitty us. Paints us into a corner like helpless sheep. He doesn’t realize we choose to do this to make more money that he will ever have.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: So him, judging you guys is what cause you to hate him? Can you tell me a typical day in his class?
RORY “THE STUDENT IN DOOM’S CLASS”: Yeah… that and he wrote me up for saying I wanted to f*ck his wife. Have you seen Tina? (They share a chuckle) He can’t control us, my boy Jimmy once shoved a shitty piece of toilet paper in his face. We threatened to beat him up if he told anyone. We eat him alive.
:: Jason looks at the camera as if to say, it’s like Cliff’s words were a mirror for his insides…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: So what’s with all this Dr. Coleman bullshit?
RORY “THE STUDENT IN DOOM’S CLASS”: Coleman really wants to fire him, not because of Wrestling, but because he can’t teach.
The money he just infused into the music program saved his job for now.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O”NEAL: Thanks, Rory. Appreciate the time. Tell Alonzo if he wants more product over there in the Northside to hit me up.
:: Jason takes a dimebag out of back pocket…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Free sample on the house…
:: The camera fades as they dap and go their separate ways…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Nothing like some pre-SLAM head… I know, I’m a bit late on the promo this week, but it’s been one hell of a week. First off let’s address the utter stupidity of WCF management and the obvious nonsensical match making. I push Gemini F*cking Battle to the limit last week and I am in a match debuting atleast two rookies and the Bill Clinton of the WcF? What the f*ck? What the hell did Kane and Archer do to deserve the match they are in this week besides blow somebody and put on lack luster performances?
Nevertheless, I find myself on the rollercoaster of poor, bullshit match-ups once again. A teacher, a Brazilian, and Kandi’s bitch walk into a ring… sounds like the beginning of a bad joke…No its my f*cking reality. These people honestly believe I belong in the ring with these losers. It’s unreal.
:: Jason grabs a Gatorade and sips from it…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: I don’t plan to take a shit load of time here discussing my opponents. I know, you out there in the WcF world behind the lens have nothing better to do, but I do. I tend to figure, 10-13 minutes is better than a three hour saga about a pathetic fake teaching career made up by some delusional little bitch. So here goes… my opponents for this week…
Mr. Jake Wakefield… I give you credit for one thing and one thing only… your slut on your arm is hot as hell. Kandi Washington has accomplished more things in the wrestling ring than most on this roster and I know you ain’t hittin it right. I tend to make you a wager buddy, if we stand naked in the room, I bet she would choose me. Just like in life, Mr. Wakefield, you don’t measure up to the competition.
Jake you are like the Bill Clinton of the WcF. Or even the Stegman to Oprah Winfry. You are the man who rides the coattails of a powerful woman. Washington is the only thing that brings relevance to you and if her and I had 3 hours together…guarantee you would be irrelevant. So for the next two hours, Wakefield stay the hell out of my way or I will f*ck your bitch and show her what a real man is. Hey Kandi, call me.
:: Jason smirks, winks, flashes his fingers by his ear, and then takes another sip of the Gatorade…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Wilds… The only thing that makes you relevant here is the fact that you opened your mouth and my name came out of it. You are just another jobber on this roster and nothing more. Have fun peddling around with Dion and Ghallagher at the bottom of the card for the rest of your career. Wakefield probably has more talent than you, but Washington is probably making him bake cookies or something.
Jaice…you bullshit around here like you are a confident arrogant tough guy when in the heart of things you are pretty much a scared little five year old. You know nothing about me because you just decided to join this shit to get your ass kicked for money. Will job for food was the sign Seth and the Administration found around your neck when they brought you here. I bet you are eating good because all you do is job. After you loose tonight… go back to Jobberville and stay there.
:: Trash talk must be hard work because like Marco Rubio, Jason O’Neal reaches for the Gatorade again…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: McManus, does Tina know how much you donated to the school to use it as a WcF Set? I bet when she finds out you will be in the dog house for sure. The legal fees and insurance alone would set you back a pretty penny. I mean the conditional use permits, the liability and security insurances, and not to mention the money you paid your students to act like they like you. F*CK whiteboy, I can guarantee they relate to me more than they relate to you. You feel sorry for them…? Shit they run entire blocks and you barely control 30 kids in four walls. Don’t pitty them…they are living the American Dream you are just to dumb to see it.
You are 31, realized you sucked as a teacher and needed something to do. Shit, I understand if I was that old and had fantasies when I was younger about hugging guys in tights… I would do it to pick up an extra 30 grand a year. F*cking teachers will do anything for money. I even knew this bitch who stripped on Bourbon for a little extra change. You have to train harder because you suck at life and no one likes you. I don’t have to train because I am naturally gifted. Straight A’s Tulane football standout. I chose the streets to run the streets. You sir are the failure at life.
You avoid the “Ghetto”… what’s funny, Mr. Teacher, you clearly don’t teach English or Social Studies. There are no Ghettos in America. Ghetto is a term used to define a place where people are forced to live. We chose to live our lives. You can hope and pray that one day these kids will stop eating you alive and turn their attention to someone like me… but your worst nightmare…those kids are me.
As evidence of your cultural disconnections for the students you teach…you make a reference from 2001 and claim to be cool. Wangsta? I’m not going to save you…you don’t want to be saved… Project Pat 1990’s and JCole 2016. A bit more current. Obviously you have not studied how to teach or basic teaching philosophy because Slechzky says… Know your who… and you clearly don’t know the Northside if you are bringing up Wangsta… What the actual f*ck?
However, you seem to have mastered the skill of what it takes to rise around here in the World Confederate Foundation, First be white… second misinterpret the “otherside of the tracks”, ride the cock of all the other f*ckboy establishment want to be’s that keep everybody else down. Oblivion sucks more dick than Corey Black and Bates combined and that’s all I hear is how good the cornerstones of this company are. Listen, I get it you want to rise high… dog the guy who points out the reality that this place sucks and the emperor has no clothes on… and you get the push… However, just remember…one day they will do it to you. First they will give you a title match and when you piss off an administrator… you get a one sided match… Then they will put you in a match against a former world champion who you push to the limit and the next week that stick you in match with Wakefield, Wilds, and you.
One question to you, Mr. Doom… If I am so insignificant, why did you spend so much time talking about me? Staging an entire scene just to get to the point that you feel sorry for students like me? I make you nervous. At Slam tonight I am probably going to pin Wakefield, and then later tonight night pin Kandi Washington and make her tap out. I plan on winning twice. Thanks for watching …
:: The camera fades…
OOC NOTE: Sorry so late this week, had one hell of a week. Quality of Quantity. 5:55 PM Central Time. Don't know what time we are going off of. Probably eastern... if so... it was still fun writing.
RORY “THE STUDENT IN DOOM’S CLASS”: What the hell is this? It’s the best shit I’ve ever had.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Told you it would be. Now… that the script is gone and Cliff’s money isn’t being funneled into the dying music program, can we set the record straight?
RORY “THE STUDENT IN DOOM’S CLASS”: Well Mr. McAssClown as we call him is probably the shittiest teacher around here, honestly.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: So why the hell did you say all that shit?
RORY “THE STUDENT IN DOOM’S CLASS”: First off, I’m a huge wrestling fan. Secondly, I’m in the band and he mortgaged his house to rent the school for his shoots and that money’s going into the band. Thirdly, I wanted to be on Television. Fourthly, I licked my hand right before that high five.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Yeah what grown man gives high fives? Other than that why is he a shitty teacher.
RORY “THE STUDENT IN DOOM’S CLASS”: Well, I’m from the other side of the tracks. You know, on the northside. Real rough neighborhood…like you. Shit he seems to almost pitty us. Paints us into a corner like helpless sheep. He doesn’t realize we choose to do this to make more money that he will ever have.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: So him, judging you guys is what cause you to hate him? Can you tell me a typical day in his class?
RORY “THE STUDENT IN DOOM’S CLASS”: Yeah… that and he wrote me up for saying I wanted to f*ck his wife. Have you seen Tina? (They share a chuckle) He can’t control us, my boy Jimmy once shoved a shitty piece of toilet paper in his face. We threatened to beat him up if he told anyone. We eat him alive.
:: Jason looks at the camera as if to say, it’s like Cliff’s words were a mirror for his insides…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: So what’s with all this Dr. Coleman bullshit?
RORY “THE STUDENT IN DOOM’S CLASS”: Coleman really wants to fire him, not because of Wrestling, but because he can’t teach.
The money he just infused into the music program saved his job for now.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O”NEAL: Thanks, Rory. Appreciate the time. Tell Alonzo if he wants more product over there in the Northside to hit me up.
:: Jason takes a dimebag out of back pocket…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Free sample on the house…
:: The camera fades as they dap and go their separate ways…
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:: Fade in an hour before the show’s dark matches in Alabama. Jason O’Neal is seen mentally preparing himself for the match. In other words, a girls head bobbing in his lap. As the camera struggles to keep it as PG as possible Jason finishes up and the beautiful woman walks away licking her lips…“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Nothing like some pre-SLAM head… I know, I’m a bit late on the promo this week, but it’s been one hell of a week. First off let’s address the utter stupidity of WCF management and the obvious nonsensical match making. I push Gemini F*cking Battle to the limit last week and I am in a match debuting atleast two rookies and the Bill Clinton of the WcF? What the f*ck? What the hell did Kane and Archer do to deserve the match they are in this week besides blow somebody and put on lack luster performances?
Nevertheless, I find myself on the rollercoaster of poor, bullshit match-ups once again. A teacher, a Brazilian, and Kandi’s bitch walk into a ring… sounds like the beginning of a bad joke…No its my f*cking reality. These people honestly believe I belong in the ring with these losers. It’s unreal.
:: Jason grabs a Gatorade and sips from it…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: I don’t plan to take a shit load of time here discussing my opponents. I know, you out there in the WcF world behind the lens have nothing better to do, but I do. I tend to figure, 10-13 minutes is better than a three hour saga about a pathetic fake teaching career made up by some delusional little bitch. So here goes… my opponents for this week…
Mr. Jake Wakefield… I give you credit for one thing and one thing only… your slut on your arm is hot as hell. Kandi Washington has accomplished more things in the wrestling ring than most on this roster and I know you ain’t hittin it right. I tend to make you a wager buddy, if we stand naked in the room, I bet she would choose me. Just like in life, Mr. Wakefield, you don’t measure up to the competition.
Jake you are like the Bill Clinton of the WcF. Or even the Stegman to Oprah Winfry. You are the man who rides the coattails of a powerful woman. Washington is the only thing that brings relevance to you and if her and I had 3 hours together…guarantee you would be irrelevant. So for the next two hours, Wakefield stay the hell out of my way or I will f*ck your bitch and show her what a real man is. Hey Kandi, call me.
:: Jason smirks, winks, flashes his fingers by his ear, and then takes another sip of the Gatorade…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Wilds… The only thing that makes you relevant here is the fact that you opened your mouth and my name came out of it. You are just another jobber on this roster and nothing more. Have fun peddling around with Dion and Ghallagher at the bottom of the card for the rest of your career. Wakefield probably has more talent than you, but Washington is probably making him bake cookies or something.
Jaice…you bullshit around here like you are a confident arrogant tough guy when in the heart of things you are pretty much a scared little five year old. You know nothing about me because you just decided to join this shit to get your ass kicked for money. Will job for food was the sign Seth and the Administration found around your neck when they brought you here. I bet you are eating good because all you do is job. After you loose tonight… go back to Jobberville and stay there.
:: Trash talk must be hard work because like Marco Rubio, Jason O’Neal reaches for the Gatorade again…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: McManus, does Tina know how much you donated to the school to use it as a WcF Set? I bet when she finds out you will be in the dog house for sure. The legal fees and insurance alone would set you back a pretty penny. I mean the conditional use permits, the liability and security insurances, and not to mention the money you paid your students to act like they like you. F*CK whiteboy, I can guarantee they relate to me more than they relate to you. You feel sorry for them…? Shit they run entire blocks and you barely control 30 kids in four walls. Don’t pitty them…they are living the American Dream you are just to dumb to see it.
You are 31, realized you sucked as a teacher and needed something to do. Shit, I understand if I was that old and had fantasies when I was younger about hugging guys in tights… I would do it to pick up an extra 30 grand a year. F*cking teachers will do anything for money. I even knew this bitch who stripped on Bourbon for a little extra change. You have to train harder because you suck at life and no one likes you. I don’t have to train because I am naturally gifted. Straight A’s Tulane football standout. I chose the streets to run the streets. You sir are the failure at life.
You avoid the “Ghetto”… what’s funny, Mr. Teacher, you clearly don’t teach English or Social Studies. There are no Ghettos in America. Ghetto is a term used to define a place where people are forced to live. We chose to live our lives. You can hope and pray that one day these kids will stop eating you alive and turn their attention to someone like me… but your worst nightmare…those kids are me.
As evidence of your cultural disconnections for the students you teach…you make a reference from 2001 and claim to be cool. Wangsta? I’m not going to save you…you don’t want to be saved… Project Pat 1990’s and JCole 2016. A bit more current. Obviously you have not studied how to teach or basic teaching philosophy because Slechzky says… Know your who… and you clearly don’t know the Northside if you are bringing up Wangsta… What the actual f*ck?
However, you seem to have mastered the skill of what it takes to rise around here in the World Confederate Foundation, First be white… second misinterpret the “otherside of the tracks”, ride the cock of all the other f*ckboy establishment want to be’s that keep everybody else down. Oblivion sucks more dick than Corey Black and Bates combined and that’s all I hear is how good the cornerstones of this company are. Listen, I get it you want to rise high… dog the guy who points out the reality that this place sucks and the emperor has no clothes on… and you get the push… However, just remember…one day they will do it to you. First they will give you a title match and when you piss off an administrator… you get a one sided match… Then they will put you in a match against a former world champion who you push to the limit and the next week that stick you in match with Wakefield, Wilds, and you.
One question to you, Mr. Doom… If I am so insignificant, why did you spend so much time talking about me? Staging an entire scene just to get to the point that you feel sorry for students like me? I make you nervous. At Slam tonight I am probably going to pin Wakefield, and then later tonight night pin Kandi Washington and make her tap out. I plan on winning twice. Thanks for watching …
:: The camera fades…
OOC NOTE: Sorry so late this week, had one hell of a week. Quality of Quantity. 5:55 PM Central Time. Don't know what time we are going off of. Probably eastern... if so... it was still fun writing.
