Post by Lilith on Sept 11, 2016 16:25:12 GMT -5
Somewhere deep in the concrete jungle of whatever city Lilith was now in, sat a brunette curvaceous girl who, although she wasn't very bright, had a heart which shone brighter than the sun. Yet no matter how Yayyyyy she tried to be, she could never make too many real, genuine friends. The ones who she did consider to be friends, or worse… lovers had all either turned their backs on her or simply just kicked her out into the cold and left her out there to freeze. And yet no matter what she went through, no matter how bad it was… she was always able to pick herself up out of the trash, brush herself down and get herself back on her feet… or as close to that as she possibly could. But unfortunately for her, this time it wasn't proving to be as easy for her. This time she had been hit, and hit hard. The tears which had rolled down her cheeks, smudging her carefully applied makeup, each told a story. And every single one of them was a story of deep, dark, unhappifulness.
The brunette was fast asleep in one of the back alleys, behind some random shop. She was so cold she had every single piece of clothing she still owned on top of her trying to keep her warm and a few pieces of newspaper covering her up too. Since being kicked out of Sarahs house Lilith had had no where to go but once again live back on the streets, however this time it was proving to be even more difficult than she remembered it being since she had spent the last three years of her life living the life of luxury with her once red furred girlfriend, Sarah Twilight. A few of Liliths teddy bears grouped around the brunette as she curled up into a ball trying to remain as warm as she possibly could whilst fast asleep… however they too looked very dirty and hungry, a hunger Lilith shared and had been trying to push aside from many days now.
Bear: I just don't get it, how can anyone do this to her? I know she may appear grrrrrrr on the outside but she's really quite gentle and kind…
Bear #2: Those peoples can be so cruel. It's why I've always stuck with you lot. You may be a group of bears but at least I can trust you.
Bear: Yeah, well let's just try and get her through this, okay? We all knew how much she meant to the poor girl so right now she'll need us more than ever.
Bear #2: Truer words were never spoke, Teddy. The thing which bugs me though is how she is actually aware of what she's doing to her and she doesn't even care. I mean Lilith spent what? Two or three years with the woman… only for her to then turn around and treat her like this? It's just wrong!
Bear: Yeah well, we all knew what Sarah was like. Honestly, it was just a matter of time before she showed her true colors again. I just wish Lilith had seen it coming, you know?
Bear #2: Yep. Still though, you should have seen her face when Sarah called her a fluke on twitter. It just dropped… and then the tears came, again. Skittlez may be a good friend to her right now but we all know that Sarah has only placed her with him because she views him as a failure and a joke of a man…
Teddy nodded his fuzzy little brown furred head at the other bear in agreement, though it saddened him to do so.
Teddy: That is true. Sarah hasn't been nice to Lilith AT ALL. Honestly, I kind of miss the old Lilith.
Bear #2: What? The cold, emotionless, all dressed in black, Lilith? You do know that was all a front, right? She put up that wall as a way of pushing people away… kind of worked too. But people mistakenly took her as being grrrrrrr… when we, her… let's be honest, only real true friends, knew that was never really the truth…
Teddy: Of course I knew that was all a front, but at least that Lilith could have stood her ground with Sarah! All that evil red headed bitch did was smash down her walls with false niceness and then crush her from within. Honestly, I hope she chokes on her cookies!
Bear #2: Me too! But we probably shouldn't worry about that too much right now, as pure horrible as Sarah might be… she isn't exactly an immediate threat to us or our Lilo right now. We have more important things to discuss.
Teddy: You mean like her upcoming match against those two guys? Yeah, I must admit I am slightly worried about that…
Bear #2: Worried? Really? Why? This is Lilith we're talking about…
Teddy: I know, I know… second greatest fighter of all time, destroyer of peanut butter bitch monsters and conqueror of all jobber bears. But come on, do you really think she's in the right state of mind for this right now? The girl can barely even stop crying for five minutes thanks to that bitch bear Twilight…
Bear #2: I know, I know… and her teammate isn't exactly going to do a lot. I mean has the guy even actually done anything by himself, yet? From where I've been sitting all I've seen is a guy who is good at getting his stuffing ripped out and then managing to maybe hit a move or two when Lilith has already taken down whoever they're facing. But come on, Teddy… I've got to believe that when she gets out there, when she's pushed to her limits and feels the Grrrrrr and all emotions build up inside herself… that she will unleash that Grrrrrr and she will once again take down and beat whoever stands before her. I can’t stop believing in her… because if we do that… who will she have left? Everyone she’s ever known and cared about has left her… Logan, Sarah… Chelsea… all gone. Sure she has that weird rapper guy, but how long will that last? A week? Two? Does it even matter? We all know he’ll ditch her the second he gets a better opportunity.
Teddy once again nods his dirt covered head, though it truly pained him to do so as you could tell by the look on his face.
Teddy: I know…
Bear #2: We are literally all she has now and I can not and will not stop believing in her. Besides the fact that she needs our friendship right now, if we manage to find her inner grrrrrr and fire for her right now… how good would it be to see her prove Sarah wrong? I reallyyyyyyyyy do not want to have to sit there whilst she looks all smug and stuff! I just want to claw her stupid ugly little red furred face off when she looks at Lilith like that!!!
Lilith: Hey!
Lilith had woken up rather annoyed as she had heard her bears talking mean talk about her former Sare Bear. She sat up from her clothes pile and bopped the nearby female bear on her head, letting out a little bit of grrrrrr.
Lilith: That isn’t very nice, Bearella! Sarah may have thrown me out in the cold like this but that doesn’t mean that you can be a mean face about her! I knows that its just a matter of time before she takes me back…
Lilith coughed quite hard, bringing tears to her eyes.
Lilith: I just hope it’s sooner rather than later cos I don't think I can last too much longer out here by myself…
In the corner, next to the dumpster Lilith spotted Teddy sigh as he stepped over to one of the nearby dumpsters to try and find something warm for Lilith to cuddle into. Lilith knew that he was thinking something, and that thing was probably one hundred percent truths… she just didn’t want to hear it.
Lilith: What, Teddy?
Teddy: Nothing.
Lilith: No, come on. Tells me. I knows you’re thinking something and I wanna know what it is…
Teddy once again sighed as he fetched over a rather large piece of cardboard, they were surprisingly good at keeping in the warmth.
Teddy: I just think that this time, this one time… about the whole Sarah stuffs… I just think you’re wrong, that’s all.
Lilith: Wrong… about Sare Bear? Nah ah! I am not! You’re forgetting, Teddy… I knows her better than ANYONE! I knows that alls I gots to do is impress her and she’ll take me back! The only reason shes doing this is because she thinks Ive lost my grrrrr… truths though it may be… I knows I gots it somewhere in me… alls i gots to do is use it…
Teddy: Yeah? And how are you going to do that? Please do tell me this brilliant idea which you apparently have which will make Sarah take you back…
The girl bear tried to interrupt the conversation and pull Teddy aside but he was having none of it and simply brushed her off and pushed her away slightly.
Teddy: No, I want to know exactly what Lilith is thinking here. She thinks Sarah will give her a nice warm bed again… I want to know how!
Bearella: Teddy, come on… this isn’t the time to be grrrrrrrr on her…
Teddy: No, this is the PERFECT time to be grrrrr on her, Bearella. Someone has to get through to her and make her snap out of it! Lets be honest, we have no where to go. No where! No food… no cookies, no cuddles, no TV… NOTHING!!! And it is all your fault, Lilith! You want to continue to live in a world of make believe?! Then FINE! Do it! But I want no part of it! NO PART AT ALL!!!
At this point a few of Liliths other teddy bears ran away to hide, Lilith however just sat there with her head down a few tears in her eyes.
Teddy: I am so sick of your shit, Lilith! Sarah isn't coming back, you aren’t getting rescued… and all that will happen is we will get colder and colder... and hungrier and hungrier until we all die! And you will just sit there and feel sorry for yourself until its too damn late! You want to do something?! Do it! You wanna be grrrrrrr?! Be grrrrrrrr!!! But sitting here and feeling sorry for yourself will not achieve a thing! That is NOT the second bestest fighter in the world… and that is NOT you, Lilith! Sarah has made you a joke, she has made you a hollow version of what you used to be! She called you a fluke… a joke… a coward… a worthless little hasbeen bear! What are you going to do about it, Lilith?! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?!!!
Lilith brushed away a few of her tears as she looked up at Teddy who was angrily storming back and forth in front of her. He looked so cute when he was all angry like this.
Teddy: She wants to put you with a joke… a jobber bear… a guy who hadn’t even won a single match in his entire life! Suuuuuure he’s a nice enough guy when I can actually understand him… but he is no champion! He is no you, Lilith! And you know why she did this to you?! Do you?!
Lilith: B---because she felt sorry for him and wanted to prove he gots what it takes to be a WCF Tag Team Champion?
Teddy stormed over to Lilith and slapped her HARD right across her face, the other bears and Bearella gasped at what he had just done, but Lilith did not respond… much to Teddys happifulness.
Teddy: NO!!! Its because she wants to see you fail! She wants to make you hurt, to suffer… to trip up at every god damn hurdle and you know what she will do then? And if you say “pick me up and cuddle me” I swear to god bear, Lilith! I SWEAR TO GOD BEAR!!!
Lilith: I… I don't know, Teddy.
Teddy sighed yet again but carried on anyway.
Teddy: She is doing all this to you so that when you eventually face odds so great which she has so unfairly placed against you… that you fail… she can sit in her pretty little office, getting licked out by some bitch bear called Emily or whatever dumb name hookers have nowadays and laugh at you! She is so desperate to prove that she is so much better than you that she will go to any and all evil, mean, horrible ways to try and show this! And she DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU!!! I doubt she ever even did…
Teddy expected Lilith to look at him with sad eyes again, however what met him not even he expected… Lilith actually started to laugh… and laugh hard and loud!
Lilith: Hahahahahaha and so what are you saying, huh? That the talking cat and cowboy in denial are this tough challenge which Sare Bear has placed against me which I can not possibly out-grrrrrrr or claw my way out of?! Hahahahaha! Teddy… Teddy… let me tells you something about this talking cat and cowboy in denial! You sees this? You sees what is all around us? All this stuffs? Ummmm hmmmmm… this isnt Sabrina stuffs! This is Lilith stuffs! Salem may think hes a big kitty now that hes stepped out of the litter box on that TV show… but he is stepping into the ring against me! And the ring is NOT magical! The ring is a very mean, very hard hurtful place… and if you do not come alls your best and go totally grrrrrrrr and crazy and stuffs… you will get hurts! Salem is too used to sitting on some table somewhere and eating pancakes… and… ummmmmm… talking to some hot ass blonde girl who I would TOTALLY gently claw grips by the way…
Lilith winked at Teddy.
Lilith: But this is NOT a TV show, Teddy, and I am not pancakes! Salem will come at me and try and cast a spell on me but I will be alls like… Ummmmmmms, nah ah kitty cat! And just like totally put him in time out! And then… THEN!!! Even if Sabrina turns up and tries to help her kitty cat friend… I will just turn my attention onto her and do what I wanted to do with that Kandi girl weeks ago and have live sexy time in the middle of the ring with a super cute, super sexiful blonde bear!
Teddy: Errrrrrr… Lilith…
Lilith placed one of her fingers on Teddys mouth keeping him shhhhhed.
Lilith: Shhhhh shhhhhh, Teddy. I am not done yet! So anywayz then we will gets that cowboy in denial and he’ll be all Woodys Roundup gang on me and try and play me a song whilst riding his super cute pony… but I wills just be all like… Ummmmmm nah ah, Woody! Lilith doesn’t gots time for this! And I will take his boots off him and get the snake out of his boots and get that snake to attack him. I reallyyyyyy dont get why hes always going on about that snake in his boots, yet we never even see him… haha what a weirdo! But anywayz hes kinda like his talking cat friend in many ways too, you knows how? I’ll tells you how! Like Salem thinking he made it big in the TV… Woody did EXACTLY the same thing. Only difference is, unlike the talking cat… Woody is trying to completely deny his past even though its like SUPER obvious! I mean COME ON!!! His hat is literally right there! RIGHT THERE!!! If I had a picture of the weirdo bear I’d totally show you it, Teddy… but trusts me, its not even hard to see! And then he’s like… ummmmm nah ah! Im not a cowboy cos I gots no gun and no cows either… ummmmmm… hello?!! There was no guns and no cows in his movie either!!! Unless you count Andys mom… that total bitch bear! Didnt even give Andy cookies for his birthday! So anywayz, yeah… you wanna knows if i thinks these silly little jobber bears are scary and threatening and stuffs to me?! Pffffffft! Imma tells you right now… when I sees this talking cat and his cowboy in denial friend on Sunday… Imma not even tolerate them! Imma have zero tolerance for them and just flat out go grrrrrrr on them and kick them out of the ring… and then the cowboy wearing the hat, and the talking cat… will go over the moon! Pfffffffft imma scared of them! Pffffft hahahaha! You do make me laugh, Teddy!
Teddy AND Bearella both clapped Lilith quite a lot as Teddy walked over to her and placed his fuzzy little paw on the brunettes leg. He smiled big at her and this made Lilith very, very happiful.
Teddy: It's good to see that my Lilo is still in there somewhere. Except for one thing… your opponents? They aren’t TV characters!!!
Lilith raised an eyebrow at Teddy not having a clue what he was talking about.
Lilith: Huh? I don’t get it…
Teddy: Don’t worry about it, Lilo. I’ll explain everything on the way there.
Lilith: On the way whe---
Before Lilith could even finish questioning Teddy, her favorite bear had grabbed her by her paw and was already leading her out of the alleyway. They were off on a new adventure, the adventure from the alleyway all the way to the backstage corridor in the WCF arena. Whilst on their journey Teddy had practically broken Liliths heart as he explained that she wasn’t fighting a talking cat or a magical talking toy… but who she was actually facing this week, and she wasn’t very happiful about it. Still, Teddy did a great job as Liliths manager and even showed her a couple of her opponents old promos, which Lilith of course did not understand a word of. Still, it was too late to try and explain everything to her, it was getting close to curtain call and so she had to get ready for her match, whether she understood who her opponents were or not.
Lilith sat in her locker room getting ready for her mediocrely sized match, she hadn’t seen her friend Rainbow Bear in a long time but that didn't really matter to her. She was not and could not let Sarah think that she got the better of her this week and so she knew in her heart, whether she saw Mr Rainbow or not… that she would win. She literally had no other option but to do that. Just as Lilith finished allowing Teddy to tie up her booties, there was a rather loud knock on the door and it slowly opened… a massive smile spreading across Liliths face as she spotted who it was.
Lilith: Hank Brown Bear! I can nots believe it! It has been soooooooooo long since I last saw you! Way too long infacts! How are you? Hows the family? You had any good cookies lately? I did… I had this awesome white choc chip one from this store I went to… and I knows what you’re thinking… white choc chip? Thats a bit plain for you, Lilith! But it was soooooooo good! OH MY GOD I WANT TO BE EATING ANOTHER ONE RIGHT NOW!!!
Before Lilith could get up and run away from her locker room to get another one of the amazing cookies she was thinking about, Hank Brown Bear, the most adorable little interviewer bear Lilith had EVER seen, stepped in front of her with a tiny little bear sized microphone in his paw.
Hank Brown Bear: Lilith, would it be alright if I quickly interviewed you? The family is fine by the way, thanks for asking!
Lilith just sat there and grinned big at the interviewer bear… he looked soooooooooo cuuuuute in his little suit with his little bear sized microphone!
Lilith: Yes! Of course! I love being asked stuffs by you, Hanky! LOVES IT!!! Lets do this!!!
Lilith bounced up and down excitedly in her chair just not being able to contain herself at all.
Hank Brown Bear: Okay so Lilith, this Sunday you and Skittlez…
Lilith: ...Rainbow Bear.
Hank Brown Bear: Yes, Rainbow Bear. You two will go up against Salem Shepherd and Jason Cash of the group Zero Tolerance… what are your thoughts?
Lilith: What are my thoughts? Well first of all I gots to say how disappointed I am that I am not ACTUALLY facing a talking cat or a wooden cowboy doll because how awesome would that be?! Teddy showed me some old promo thinggys of theirs on the way over here and I gots to say… I am reallyyyyyyyyyy super SUPER… well just BORED with them already! I means first of all… we gots this cowboy guy, who even though he CLEARLY wears a cowboy hat, STILL thinks that he is not a cowboy! What the heck bears is up with that?! And then to make things worse hes like TOTALLY obsessed with saying this one word, right? At first I thought… “hmmmmm this guy must be REALLY hungry because he keeps saying sammich over and over AND OVER again. I knows! I’ll make him a sandwich and make him happiful that way!” totally had flashbacks of my time with Logi Bear when I used to make him sandwiches and hotdogs all the time and everything! It would have been great to have done that! But noooooooooo! Apparently, Mistah Teddy tells me that I am wrong. Apparently he doesnt say sammich AT ALL! And instead just keeps saying some word I dont understand at all! I mean at least sammich makes sense! Guys are like OBSESSED with asking girls to make them one… but this?! This is just like on a total new level of stupidness!
Hank Brown Bear: And Salem?
Lilith: Shhhhhhh, Hanky! Imma get there! Anywayz yes, Salem… the guy I thought was the talking cat off that TV show I used to watch. You gots ANY idea… any idea at all how disappointed I am that he is NOT a talking cat?! I have never seen a talking cat before so that would have been totally awesome sauce! But nooooooo… again Lilo is wrong… apparently THIS guy isnt a talking cat and is infact a clown… or at least I think he’s a clown… I means I didn’t see a tiny car, a red nose or ermmmmm anything else clowns have… but he looks like a clown, talks like a clown and even wears the same kinda makeups as a clown!!! So you’d think he’d be a clown, right? Honestly I dont even knows whats what anymores, Hanky… is he a clown?
Hank Brown Bear: Well, ermmmmm, no. No he isn’t. But I can understand your confusion.
Lilith rolled her eyes HARD.
Lilith: Great!!! So he isnt a talking cat OR a clown! Well what the hell is he?! Does he just always look like that or something? If I ran my fingers down my face would that stuff comes off or not?! You knows what? It doesnt even matter… talking cat or no talking cat, clown or no clown… idiot wearing girl stuffs or not idiot wearing girl stuffs… fact is he is NOTHING compared to me. You gots any ideas who I am, Hanky? Any ideas at all? Imma give you a clue… it begins in L… and ends in ilith! Come on you can get this one… its like SUPER easy! Just try, Hanky!
Hank Brown Bear: Ummmmm… is it, Lilith?!
Lilith: DING DING DING! We gots a winner! Yayyyyyyy! Anywayz yes… Im Lilith. You knows how many freaking jobber bears have stepped up on me and been all underestimating my grrrrrrr and stuffs? TOO DAMN MANY thats how many! Back and in the day me and a certain red fur would find it super super funny when they’d come at us all grrrrrrr only for us to squash the silly little jobber bears and send them home crying! And that is EXACTLY what is going to happen here. This clown wannabe fool and his cowboy in denial friend coming into MY company… it totally is by the way! I dont care what Sare Bear says! And coming at me all underestimating and stuffs and I’m just standing there like… reallyyyyyyyy?! You thinks this is going to end well for yous? Are you serious right now bear faces?! Imma give you a blues clue… each and every single person and bear who came at me all silly and thinking they were the bestest things since gummi bears… ended up beaten in the middle of the ring with claw marks down their ugly little faces! And that is EXACTLY what is gonna happen this Sunday… live on Slam! They calls themselves Zero Tolerance?! The only zero tolerance which will be goings on around here is me, Lilo… when I don’t tolerate their stupid little faces and go grrrrrrrrr on them and beat them for the bestest numbers in the whole wide world! 1… 2… 3!!! But they’re lucky! You knows why? Cos they’re facing me, Lilo… the queen of the cookies! And so what that means is… after the match is all said and done and me and Rainbow Bear stand there all victorious and stuffs AGAIN, I will give them a cookie. And if they’re nice and happiful back I will let them enjoy the cookie… and if they arent nice and happiful and they try and go grrrrrrr on me… I will grrrrrrr back and I will shove the cookies down their throats and make them choke on them! You knows why, Hanky?
A smile came onto Hanks face, he knew the answer to this one.
Hank Brown Bear: Because you’re Lilith?
Lilith: BECAUSE I AM LILITH!!! And I do not and will not tolerates or stands for unhappiful grrrrrrs ANYMORE in my companies!!! This Sunday Lil Rainbows will march down to that ring, with the millions upon MILLIONS of Lil Rainbowiacs cheering us on and sending the power of the cookies flowing through our bodies… and these two clowns will be faced with a question. THE QUESTION OF ALL QUESTIONS!!! Do you go grrrrrrr… or do you go happiful?! And the choice is a fairly simple ones if you dont wanna end the night with choking on cookies! Soooooo alls i gots to do now is ask you, Salems and Cowboy Guy… ask you what each and every one of the Lilo Bears is just DYING to hear me ask you… you ready? You super duper ready? Okayz here goes… whatchu gonna do when Lil Rainbows, cookie power and happifulness runs wilds on yous?! WHATCHU GONNA DO?!!
Lilith does a few poses as the camera focuses back on Hank Brown Bear, who looked rather happiful with himself.
Hank Brown Bear: There you have it. Lilith seems pumped up and ready to go… this will surely be one very very interesting match!
Lilith: BECAUSE I’M LILITH!!!
Hank Brown Bear: Because of that, yes.
And with that the camera shut off… which was weird since there wasn’t even a camera in the room.
The brunette was fast asleep in one of the back alleys, behind some random shop. She was so cold she had every single piece of clothing she still owned on top of her trying to keep her warm and a few pieces of newspaper covering her up too. Since being kicked out of Sarahs house Lilith had had no where to go but once again live back on the streets, however this time it was proving to be even more difficult than she remembered it being since she had spent the last three years of her life living the life of luxury with her once red furred girlfriend, Sarah Twilight. A few of Liliths teddy bears grouped around the brunette as she curled up into a ball trying to remain as warm as she possibly could whilst fast asleep… however they too looked very dirty and hungry, a hunger Lilith shared and had been trying to push aside from many days now.
Bear: I just don't get it, how can anyone do this to her? I know she may appear grrrrrrr on the outside but she's really quite gentle and kind…
Bear #2: Those peoples can be so cruel. It's why I've always stuck with you lot. You may be a group of bears but at least I can trust you.
Bear: Yeah, well let's just try and get her through this, okay? We all knew how much she meant to the poor girl so right now she'll need us more than ever.
Bear #2: Truer words were never spoke, Teddy. The thing which bugs me though is how she is actually aware of what she's doing to her and she doesn't even care. I mean Lilith spent what? Two or three years with the woman… only for her to then turn around and treat her like this? It's just wrong!
Bear: Yeah well, we all knew what Sarah was like. Honestly, it was just a matter of time before she showed her true colors again. I just wish Lilith had seen it coming, you know?
Bear #2: Yep. Still though, you should have seen her face when Sarah called her a fluke on twitter. It just dropped… and then the tears came, again. Skittlez may be a good friend to her right now but we all know that Sarah has only placed her with him because she views him as a failure and a joke of a man…
Teddy nodded his fuzzy little brown furred head at the other bear in agreement, though it saddened him to do so.
Teddy: That is true. Sarah hasn't been nice to Lilith AT ALL. Honestly, I kind of miss the old Lilith.
Bear #2: What? The cold, emotionless, all dressed in black, Lilith? You do know that was all a front, right? She put up that wall as a way of pushing people away… kind of worked too. But people mistakenly took her as being grrrrrrr… when we, her… let's be honest, only real true friends, knew that was never really the truth…
Teddy: Of course I knew that was all a front, but at least that Lilith could have stood her ground with Sarah! All that evil red headed bitch did was smash down her walls with false niceness and then crush her from within. Honestly, I hope she chokes on her cookies!
Bear #2: Me too! But we probably shouldn't worry about that too much right now, as pure horrible as Sarah might be… she isn't exactly an immediate threat to us or our Lilo right now. We have more important things to discuss.
Teddy: You mean like her upcoming match against those two guys? Yeah, I must admit I am slightly worried about that…
Bear #2: Worried? Really? Why? This is Lilith we're talking about…
Teddy: I know, I know… second greatest fighter of all time, destroyer of peanut butter bitch monsters and conqueror of all jobber bears. But come on, do you really think she's in the right state of mind for this right now? The girl can barely even stop crying for five minutes thanks to that bitch bear Twilight…
Bear #2: I know, I know… and her teammate isn't exactly going to do a lot. I mean has the guy even actually done anything by himself, yet? From where I've been sitting all I've seen is a guy who is good at getting his stuffing ripped out and then managing to maybe hit a move or two when Lilith has already taken down whoever they're facing. But come on, Teddy… I've got to believe that when she gets out there, when she's pushed to her limits and feels the Grrrrrr and all emotions build up inside herself… that she will unleash that Grrrrrr and she will once again take down and beat whoever stands before her. I can’t stop believing in her… because if we do that… who will she have left? Everyone she’s ever known and cared about has left her… Logan, Sarah… Chelsea… all gone. Sure she has that weird rapper guy, but how long will that last? A week? Two? Does it even matter? We all know he’ll ditch her the second he gets a better opportunity.
Teddy once again nods his dirt covered head, though it truly pained him to do so as you could tell by the look on his face.
Teddy: I know…
Bear #2: We are literally all she has now and I can not and will not stop believing in her. Besides the fact that she needs our friendship right now, if we manage to find her inner grrrrrr and fire for her right now… how good would it be to see her prove Sarah wrong? I reallyyyyyyyyy do not want to have to sit there whilst she looks all smug and stuff! I just want to claw her stupid ugly little red furred face off when she looks at Lilith like that!!!
Lilith: Hey!
Lilith had woken up rather annoyed as she had heard her bears talking mean talk about her former Sare Bear. She sat up from her clothes pile and bopped the nearby female bear on her head, letting out a little bit of grrrrrr.
Lilith: That isn’t very nice, Bearella! Sarah may have thrown me out in the cold like this but that doesn’t mean that you can be a mean face about her! I knows that its just a matter of time before she takes me back…
Lilith coughed quite hard, bringing tears to her eyes.
Lilith: I just hope it’s sooner rather than later cos I don't think I can last too much longer out here by myself…
In the corner, next to the dumpster Lilith spotted Teddy sigh as he stepped over to one of the nearby dumpsters to try and find something warm for Lilith to cuddle into. Lilith knew that he was thinking something, and that thing was probably one hundred percent truths… she just didn’t want to hear it.
Lilith: What, Teddy?
Teddy: Nothing.
Lilith: No, come on. Tells me. I knows you’re thinking something and I wanna know what it is…
Teddy once again sighed as he fetched over a rather large piece of cardboard, they were surprisingly good at keeping in the warmth.
Teddy: I just think that this time, this one time… about the whole Sarah stuffs… I just think you’re wrong, that’s all.
Lilith: Wrong… about Sare Bear? Nah ah! I am not! You’re forgetting, Teddy… I knows her better than ANYONE! I knows that alls I gots to do is impress her and she’ll take me back! The only reason shes doing this is because she thinks Ive lost my grrrrr… truths though it may be… I knows I gots it somewhere in me… alls i gots to do is use it…
Teddy: Yeah? And how are you going to do that? Please do tell me this brilliant idea which you apparently have which will make Sarah take you back…
The girl bear tried to interrupt the conversation and pull Teddy aside but he was having none of it and simply brushed her off and pushed her away slightly.
Teddy: No, I want to know exactly what Lilith is thinking here. She thinks Sarah will give her a nice warm bed again… I want to know how!
Bearella: Teddy, come on… this isn’t the time to be grrrrrrrr on her…
Teddy: No, this is the PERFECT time to be grrrrr on her, Bearella. Someone has to get through to her and make her snap out of it! Lets be honest, we have no where to go. No where! No food… no cookies, no cuddles, no TV… NOTHING!!! And it is all your fault, Lilith! You want to continue to live in a world of make believe?! Then FINE! Do it! But I want no part of it! NO PART AT ALL!!!
At this point a few of Liliths other teddy bears ran away to hide, Lilith however just sat there with her head down a few tears in her eyes.
Teddy: I am so sick of your shit, Lilith! Sarah isn't coming back, you aren’t getting rescued… and all that will happen is we will get colder and colder... and hungrier and hungrier until we all die! And you will just sit there and feel sorry for yourself until its too damn late! You want to do something?! Do it! You wanna be grrrrrrr?! Be grrrrrrrr!!! But sitting here and feeling sorry for yourself will not achieve a thing! That is NOT the second bestest fighter in the world… and that is NOT you, Lilith! Sarah has made you a joke, she has made you a hollow version of what you used to be! She called you a fluke… a joke… a coward… a worthless little hasbeen bear! What are you going to do about it, Lilith?! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?!!!
Lilith brushed away a few of her tears as she looked up at Teddy who was angrily storming back and forth in front of her. He looked so cute when he was all angry like this.
Teddy: She wants to put you with a joke… a jobber bear… a guy who hadn’t even won a single match in his entire life! Suuuuuure he’s a nice enough guy when I can actually understand him… but he is no champion! He is no you, Lilith! And you know why she did this to you?! Do you?!
Lilith: B---because she felt sorry for him and wanted to prove he gots what it takes to be a WCF Tag Team Champion?
Teddy stormed over to Lilith and slapped her HARD right across her face, the other bears and Bearella gasped at what he had just done, but Lilith did not respond… much to Teddys happifulness.
Teddy: NO!!! Its because she wants to see you fail! She wants to make you hurt, to suffer… to trip up at every god damn hurdle and you know what she will do then? And if you say “pick me up and cuddle me” I swear to god bear, Lilith! I SWEAR TO GOD BEAR!!!
Lilith: I… I don't know, Teddy.
Teddy sighed yet again but carried on anyway.
Teddy: She is doing all this to you so that when you eventually face odds so great which she has so unfairly placed against you… that you fail… she can sit in her pretty little office, getting licked out by some bitch bear called Emily or whatever dumb name hookers have nowadays and laugh at you! She is so desperate to prove that she is so much better than you that she will go to any and all evil, mean, horrible ways to try and show this! And she DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU!!! I doubt she ever even did…
Teddy expected Lilith to look at him with sad eyes again, however what met him not even he expected… Lilith actually started to laugh… and laugh hard and loud!
Lilith: Hahahahahaha and so what are you saying, huh? That the talking cat and cowboy in denial are this tough challenge which Sare Bear has placed against me which I can not possibly out-grrrrrrr or claw my way out of?! Hahahahaha! Teddy… Teddy… let me tells you something about this talking cat and cowboy in denial! You sees this? You sees what is all around us? All this stuffs? Ummmm hmmmmm… this isnt Sabrina stuffs! This is Lilith stuffs! Salem may think hes a big kitty now that hes stepped out of the litter box on that TV show… but he is stepping into the ring against me! And the ring is NOT magical! The ring is a very mean, very hard hurtful place… and if you do not come alls your best and go totally grrrrrrrr and crazy and stuffs… you will get hurts! Salem is too used to sitting on some table somewhere and eating pancakes… and… ummmmmm… talking to some hot ass blonde girl who I would TOTALLY gently claw grips by the way…
Lilith winked at Teddy.
Lilith: But this is NOT a TV show, Teddy, and I am not pancakes! Salem will come at me and try and cast a spell on me but I will be alls like… Ummmmmmms, nah ah kitty cat! And just like totally put him in time out! And then… THEN!!! Even if Sabrina turns up and tries to help her kitty cat friend… I will just turn my attention onto her and do what I wanted to do with that Kandi girl weeks ago and have live sexy time in the middle of the ring with a super cute, super sexiful blonde bear!
Teddy: Errrrrrr… Lilith…
Lilith placed one of her fingers on Teddys mouth keeping him shhhhhed.
Lilith: Shhhhh shhhhhh, Teddy. I am not done yet! So anywayz then we will gets that cowboy in denial and he’ll be all Woodys Roundup gang on me and try and play me a song whilst riding his super cute pony… but I wills just be all like… Ummmmmm nah ah, Woody! Lilith doesn’t gots time for this! And I will take his boots off him and get the snake out of his boots and get that snake to attack him. I reallyyyyyy dont get why hes always going on about that snake in his boots, yet we never even see him… haha what a weirdo! But anywayz hes kinda like his talking cat friend in many ways too, you knows how? I’ll tells you how! Like Salem thinking he made it big in the TV… Woody did EXACTLY the same thing. Only difference is, unlike the talking cat… Woody is trying to completely deny his past even though its like SUPER obvious! I mean COME ON!!! His hat is literally right there! RIGHT THERE!!! If I had a picture of the weirdo bear I’d totally show you it, Teddy… but trusts me, its not even hard to see! And then he’s like… ummmmm nah ah! Im not a cowboy cos I gots no gun and no cows either… ummmmmm… hello?!! There was no guns and no cows in his movie either!!! Unless you count Andys mom… that total bitch bear! Didnt even give Andy cookies for his birthday! So anywayz, yeah… you wanna knows if i thinks these silly little jobber bears are scary and threatening and stuffs to me?! Pffffffft! Imma tells you right now… when I sees this talking cat and his cowboy in denial friend on Sunday… Imma not even tolerate them! Imma have zero tolerance for them and just flat out go grrrrrrr on them and kick them out of the ring… and then the cowboy wearing the hat, and the talking cat… will go over the moon! Pfffffffft imma scared of them! Pffffft hahahaha! You do make me laugh, Teddy!
Teddy AND Bearella both clapped Lilith quite a lot as Teddy walked over to her and placed his fuzzy little paw on the brunettes leg. He smiled big at her and this made Lilith very, very happiful.
Teddy: It's good to see that my Lilo is still in there somewhere. Except for one thing… your opponents? They aren’t TV characters!!!
Lilith raised an eyebrow at Teddy not having a clue what he was talking about.
Lilith: Huh? I don’t get it…
Teddy: Don’t worry about it, Lilo. I’ll explain everything on the way there.
Lilith: On the way whe---
Before Lilith could even finish questioning Teddy, her favorite bear had grabbed her by her paw and was already leading her out of the alleyway. They were off on a new adventure, the adventure from the alleyway all the way to the backstage corridor in the WCF arena. Whilst on their journey Teddy had practically broken Liliths heart as he explained that she wasn’t fighting a talking cat or a magical talking toy… but who she was actually facing this week, and she wasn’t very happiful about it. Still, Teddy did a great job as Liliths manager and even showed her a couple of her opponents old promos, which Lilith of course did not understand a word of. Still, it was too late to try and explain everything to her, it was getting close to curtain call and so she had to get ready for her match, whether she understood who her opponents were or not.
Lilith sat in her locker room getting ready for her mediocrely sized match, she hadn’t seen her friend Rainbow Bear in a long time but that didn't really matter to her. She was not and could not let Sarah think that she got the better of her this week and so she knew in her heart, whether she saw Mr Rainbow or not… that she would win. She literally had no other option but to do that. Just as Lilith finished allowing Teddy to tie up her booties, there was a rather loud knock on the door and it slowly opened… a massive smile spreading across Liliths face as she spotted who it was.
Lilith: Hank Brown Bear! I can nots believe it! It has been soooooooooo long since I last saw you! Way too long infacts! How are you? Hows the family? You had any good cookies lately? I did… I had this awesome white choc chip one from this store I went to… and I knows what you’re thinking… white choc chip? Thats a bit plain for you, Lilith! But it was soooooooo good! OH MY GOD I WANT TO BE EATING ANOTHER ONE RIGHT NOW!!!
Before Lilith could get up and run away from her locker room to get another one of the amazing cookies she was thinking about, Hank Brown Bear, the most adorable little interviewer bear Lilith had EVER seen, stepped in front of her with a tiny little bear sized microphone in his paw.
Hank Brown Bear: Lilith, would it be alright if I quickly interviewed you? The family is fine by the way, thanks for asking!
Lilith just sat there and grinned big at the interviewer bear… he looked soooooooooo cuuuuute in his little suit with his little bear sized microphone!
Lilith: Yes! Of course! I love being asked stuffs by you, Hanky! LOVES IT!!! Lets do this!!!
Lilith bounced up and down excitedly in her chair just not being able to contain herself at all.
Hank Brown Bear: Okay so Lilith, this Sunday you and Skittlez…
Lilith: ...Rainbow Bear.
Hank Brown Bear: Yes, Rainbow Bear. You two will go up against Salem Shepherd and Jason Cash of the group Zero Tolerance… what are your thoughts?
Lilith: What are my thoughts? Well first of all I gots to say how disappointed I am that I am not ACTUALLY facing a talking cat or a wooden cowboy doll because how awesome would that be?! Teddy showed me some old promo thinggys of theirs on the way over here and I gots to say… I am reallyyyyyyyyyy super SUPER… well just BORED with them already! I means first of all… we gots this cowboy guy, who even though he CLEARLY wears a cowboy hat, STILL thinks that he is not a cowboy! What the heck bears is up with that?! And then to make things worse hes like TOTALLY obsessed with saying this one word, right? At first I thought… “hmmmmm this guy must be REALLY hungry because he keeps saying sammich over and over AND OVER again. I knows! I’ll make him a sandwich and make him happiful that way!” totally had flashbacks of my time with Logi Bear when I used to make him sandwiches and hotdogs all the time and everything! It would have been great to have done that! But noooooooooo! Apparently, Mistah Teddy tells me that I am wrong. Apparently he doesnt say sammich AT ALL! And instead just keeps saying some word I dont understand at all! I mean at least sammich makes sense! Guys are like OBSESSED with asking girls to make them one… but this?! This is just like on a total new level of stupidness!
Hank Brown Bear: And Salem?
Lilith: Shhhhhhh, Hanky! Imma get there! Anywayz yes, Salem… the guy I thought was the talking cat off that TV show I used to watch. You gots ANY idea… any idea at all how disappointed I am that he is NOT a talking cat?! I have never seen a talking cat before so that would have been totally awesome sauce! But nooooooo… again Lilo is wrong… apparently THIS guy isnt a talking cat and is infact a clown… or at least I think he’s a clown… I means I didn’t see a tiny car, a red nose or ermmmmm anything else clowns have… but he looks like a clown, talks like a clown and even wears the same kinda makeups as a clown!!! So you’d think he’d be a clown, right? Honestly I dont even knows whats what anymores, Hanky… is he a clown?
Hank Brown Bear: Well, ermmmmm, no. No he isn’t. But I can understand your confusion.
Lilith rolled her eyes HARD.
Lilith: Great!!! So he isnt a talking cat OR a clown! Well what the hell is he?! Does he just always look like that or something? If I ran my fingers down my face would that stuff comes off or not?! You knows what? It doesnt even matter… talking cat or no talking cat, clown or no clown… idiot wearing girl stuffs or not idiot wearing girl stuffs… fact is he is NOTHING compared to me. You gots any ideas who I am, Hanky? Any ideas at all? Imma give you a clue… it begins in L… and ends in ilith! Come on you can get this one… its like SUPER easy! Just try, Hanky!
Hank Brown Bear: Ummmmm… is it, Lilith?!
Lilith: DING DING DING! We gots a winner! Yayyyyyyy! Anywayz yes… Im Lilith. You knows how many freaking jobber bears have stepped up on me and been all underestimating my grrrrrrr and stuffs? TOO DAMN MANY thats how many! Back and in the day me and a certain red fur would find it super super funny when they’d come at us all grrrrrrr only for us to squash the silly little jobber bears and send them home crying! And that is EXACTLY what is going to happen here. This clown wannabe fool and his cowboy in denial friend coming into MY company… it totally is by the way! I dont care what Sare Bear says! And coming at me all underestimating and stuffs and I’m just standing there like… reallyyyyyyyy?! You thinks this is going to end well for yous? Are you serious right now bear faces?! Imma give you a blues clue… each and every single person and bear who came at me all silly and thinking they were the bestest things since gummi bears… ended up beaten in the middle of the ring with claw marks down their ugly little faces! And that is EXACTLY what is gonna happen this Sunday… live on Slam! They calls themselves Zero Tolerance?! The only zero tolerance which will be goings on around here is me, Lilo… when I don’t tolerate their stupid little faces and go grrrrrrrrr on them and beat them for the bestest numbers in the whole wide world! 1… 2… 3!!! But they’re lucky! You knows why? Cos they’re facing me, Lilo… the queen of the cookies! And so what that means is… after the match is all said and done and me and Rainbow Bear stand there all victorious and stuffs AGAIN, I will give them a cookie. And if they’re nice and happiful back I will let them enjoy the cookie… and if they arent nice and happiful and they try and go grrrrrrr on me… I will grrrrrrr back and I will shove the cookies down their throats and make them choke on them! You knows why, Hanky?
A smile came onto Hanks face, he knew the answer to this one.
Hank Brown Bear: Because you’re Lilith?
Lilith: BECAUSE I AM LILITH!!! And I do not and will not tolerates or stands for unhappiful grrrrrrs ANYMORE in my companies!!! This Sunday Lil Rainbows will march down to that ring, with the millions upon MILLIONS of Lil Rainbowiacs cheering us on and sending the power of the cookies flowing through our bodies… and these two clowns will be faced with a question. THE QUESTION OF ALL QUESTIONS!!! Do you go grrrrrrr… or do you go happiful?! And the choice is a fairly simple ones if you dont wanna end the night with choking on cookies! Soooooo alls i gots to do now is ask you, Salems and Cowboy Guy… ask you what each and every one of the Lilo Bears is just DYING to hear me ask you… you ready? You super duper ready? Okayz here goes… whatchu gonna do when Lil Rainbows, cookie power and happifulness runs wilds on yous?! WHATCHU GONNA DO?!!
Lilith does a few poses as the camera focuses back on Hank Brown Bear, who looked rather happiful with himself.
Hank Brown Bear: There you have it. Lilith seems pumped up and ready to go… this will surely be one very very interesting match!
Lilith: BECAUSE I’M LILITH!!!
Hank Brown Bear: Because of that, yes.
And with that the camera shut off… which was weird since there wasn’t even a camera in the room.
