Make WCF Great Again
Sept 11, 2016 13:00:21 GMT -5
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Post by Corey Black on Sept 11, 2016 13:00:21 GMT -5
The scene opens up to a stage with a red, white and blue WCF background. Sitting in chairs in front of the stage are a bunch of people with cameras and microphones, probably different press agencies. A podium stands on the stage with a red, white and blue WCF circular seal on it. A small man in a suit walks to the podium and taps the main microphone attached to it.
Man
Testing.. testing.. ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming out tonight. Without further delay, I present to you THE COREY... Corey Trump!
"Money" by Pink Floyd hits the speakers, and from the left walks Corey Black. He's in a blue suit, white shirt and red tie.. and his face is covered in prosthetics, coupled with a silly blonde wig making him vaguely look like Donald Trump. Very vaguely. Corey takes his place behind the podium as cameras flash nonstop.
Corey Trump
Good afternoon. Thanks for coming out. I called this press conference today for one simple reason. La Muerte Negra and their run of tyranny here in WCF. I don't mean how they've won at all, because they haven't. I mean it is four illegals taking jobs from hardworking American people, and that is wrong. This is as good of evidence as any that the wall should be built as soon as I am elected President Supreme of this land. To keep men like that away from our great country. Men that worship the devil. Men that are born with tacos in their hand. They do not look up to the great almighty and powerful Jesus Christ, they do not possess the morals you'd want a role model on television to have.
You've got Perro, Craneo and Vaquero. Dog, skull and cowboy. What is the common theme between them? It's almost too easy. They are rapists! Criminals and rapists! They have named themselves after their preferred style of violating a white woman! Doggy style, skull fuckery and cowboy woman on top! What a bunch of fiends. The Mexican people should be upset. They are sending these people with all their problems to our country. Some may be good people, but these La Muerte Negra - they ain't good people.
I think the Mexican Government commissioned 3 to bring this Dog, Skull and Cowboy to our country so they no longer have to pay for them. America's third largest company, WCF, has agreed to give these men contracts so they have an outlet in their violent ways. Despicable. Jeb Bush has something to do with this, that bastard speaks Mexican. Jeb Bush is a rapist supporter. I won't stand for this crap. The all powerful bitch witch has put me against these life forms in a handicap match ahead of my World Title contest with my number one supporter, Thomas Bates. Thanks again for that sacrifice, Thomas, I hope the title win was worth the life you gave to me. Muwahahahaha!
I'll do the American people proud. One boot! Two boots! Three boots! Maybe even one for 3 himself! I will make WCF great again by ridding the criminals from the ranks! If I can't build a wall between the YOU-NITED STATES and ME-HE-CO then I'll force the scum to the streets where they can mingle with the other rapists out there! They're unfit to be in the spotlight here in my country!
The suited man walks up and whispers something in Corey Trump's ear. His eyes widen, then squish down into a stare.
Corey Trump
You're telling me 3 had nothing but good things to say about me? That means nothing! I'm not going to roll over and smile! I'm THE COREY GODDAMNIT. How can I trust these wetbacks anyway? They're unfit for civilization. They don't even speak English. Ladies and gentlemen, these men don't even know what I am saying. I bet they don't even know who I am. Who would know either way?
One on one, two on one, three on one - it doesn't matter to me. With the power of the American people behind me, I could beat the entire spic country. THE COREY HAS SPOKEN!
Corey Trump throws his hands in the air with two fingers up, HE IS NOT A CROOK! He's sort of a crook. A little bit. Not as much as La Muerte Negra though. Flashbulbs go off constantly as Corey poses for the paps. Then he makes this face.
Man
Testing.. testing.. ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming out tonight. Without further delay, I present to you THE COREY... Corey Trump!
"Money" by Pink Floyd hits the speakers, and from the left walks Corey Black. He's in a blue suit, white shirt and red tie.. and his face is covered in prosthetics, coupled with a silly blonde wig making him vaguely look like Donald Trump. Very vaguely. Corey takes his place behind the podium as cameras flash nonstop.
Corey Trump
Good afternoon. Thanks for coming out. I called this press conference today for one simple reason. La Muerte Negra and their run of tyranny here in WCF. I don't mean how they've won at all, because they haven't. I mean it is four illegals taking jobs from hardworking American people, and that is wrong. This is as good of evidence as any that the wall should be built as soon as I am elected President Supreme of this land. To keep men like that away from our great country. Men that worship the devil. Men that are born with tacos in their hand. They do not look up to the great almighty and powerful Jesus Christ, they do not possess the morals you'd want a role model on television to have.
You've got Perro, Craneo and Vaquero. Dog, skull and cowboy. What is the common theme between them? It's almost too easy. They are rapists! Criminals and rapists! They have named themselves after their preferred style of violating a white woman! Doggy style, skull fuckery and cowboy woman on top! What a bunch of fiends. The Mexican people should be upset. They are sending these people with all their problems to our country. Some may be good people, but these La Muerte Negra - they ain't good people.
I think the Mexican Government commissioned 3 to bring this Dog, Skull and Cowboy to our country so they no longer have to pay for them. America's third largest company, WCF, has agreed to give these men contracts so they have an outlet in their violent ways. Despicable. Jeb Bush has something to do with this, that bastard speaks Mexican. Jeb Bush is a rapist supporter. I won't stand for this crap. The all powerful bitch witch has put me against these life forms in a handicap match ahead of my World Title contest with my number one supporter, Thomas Bates. Thanks again for that sacrifice, Thomas, I hope the title win was worth the life you gave to me. Muwahahahaha!
I'll do the American people proud. One boot! Two boots! Three boots! Maybe even one for 3 himself! I will make WCF great again by ridding the criminals from the ranks! If I can't build a wall between the YOU-NITED STATES and ME-HE-CO then I'll force the scum to the streets where they can mingle with the other rapists out there! They're unfit to be in the spotlight here in my country!
The suited man walks up and whispers something in Corey Trump's ear. His eyes widen, then squish down into a stare.
Corey Trump
You're telling me 3 had nothing but good things to say about me? That means nothing! I'm not going to roll over and smile! I'm THE COREY GODDAMNIT. How can I trust these wetbacks anyway? They're unfit for civilization. They don't even speak English. Ladies and gentlemen, these men don't even know what I am saying. I bet they don't even know who I am. Who would know either way?
One on one, two on one, three on one - it doesn't matter to me. With the power of the American people behind me, I could beat the entire spic country. THE COREY HAS SPOKEN!
Corey Trump throws his hands in the air with two fingers up, HE IS NOT A CROOK! He's sort of a crook. A little bit. Not as much as La Muerte Negra though. Flashbulbs go off constantly as Corey poses for the paps. Then he makes this face.
