Post by Corey Black on Jun 21, 2007 17:43:10 GMT -5
The scene opens up to a familiar setting, Hank Brown sitting before a WCF banner, big reclining chairs with a small coffee table in front of them. Corny music hits and Hank Brown sits up, grabbing a piece of paper from the table.
Hank Brown: Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to WCF Today, your source for all the information straight from WCF wrestlers. This week, I'll be talking to the man creating the most buzz around WCF these days, Creeping Death. With the Hardcore Title Ladder Match against both Danny Vice and Johnny Craven this Sunday at Explosion, his backstage hatred of Davey Boone, and his own pay per view coming up in just over three weeks, CD has been the talk of the company. Let's get him out here now to get his thoughts.
Creeping Death comes from the left side of the camera shot, shaking Hank Brown's hand and taking a seat beside him.
Hank Brown: Hello Mister Death, and thank you for taking time out of your schedule to talk with us today. I know you have a flight to Japan to catch in a few hours, so we'll cut right to the chase. Hardcore Title Ladder Match, Danny Vice verses Johnny Craven verses Creeping Death. We have a clip of some things Johnny Craven said, let's see those now.
A television drops down from the top of the screen, much like Conan O'Brien. Johnny Craven is on the TV, chair spun around so you can't tell it's him, but everyone knows because they've seen the promo and the video rolls. Johnny speaks about Creeping Death putting Davey Boone through the barbed wire table, but using Davey's own finisher, not being able to think of something better, and putting such a lame guy out, not someone like Bobby Cairo or Skyler Striker. The video stops. A shot of CD's face tells the story. He's trying to contain laughter.
Creeping Death: Alright, alright. Yeah, I put Davey Boone through the table with barbed wire with his own finisher. But come on ... to say it's sad I used his move? Let's dissect the masterpiece that is The Boone's Day Device. A sitout powerbomb. Yeah. A basic move everyone does. Sorry I didn't do what I normally do and add in a flip or two. To say I can't get anything accomplished in the ring, when I've held every major title here in WCF ... multiple times ... man. Whatever, Johnny. I'm Creeping fuckin' Death. When people hear that, it strikes one of two feelings. Feeling one is 'oh shit, I have a chance because CD is kinda sloppy sometimes.' A feeling nobody has felt here for the better part of a year. And feeling two, the most common? 'CD ... best wrestler ever in WCF ... goddamn, I better get ready for an ass whipping.' You do have one thing right, though, Craven. I could have put someone better through the table. Say Biohazard, for one. Too bad he wasn't in the match. Davey felt the need to pair off with me, and he paid for it. Cairo is alright in my book, and I'll get myself some of the World Champ ... maybe World Champ, I should say, at Thirteen (XIII). I want him at one hundred percent, that's for sure. I know I can beat him. I want you and Vice at one hundred percent, too. I know I can beat the both of you as well. Johnny, you were part of the WCF Championship Series. You saw what a fantastic match Skyler and I had. You know I can beat him. But, he seemed to breeze right through you. Next time you open your mouth, you might take into consideration who you're going against, not the reputation I have seemed to garner here.
Hank Brown: What is this reputation you speak of, CD?
Creeping Death: Well, seems like everyone thinks I'm washed up or something. It baffles my mind. Here I am, Creeping Death, quite possibly the most accomplished wrestler still active in WCF, and people are all 'oh haha, I can take him. He thinks he's a badass but shit, I'm Johnny Craven or Davey Boone or god forbid, my name is TXO!' What the fuck ever. I'd go out on a limb and say I built this place. Fuck yes. I built this place, along with the likes of Logan, PC Cradle, Gravedigger, Epic and Torture. I built WCF, I built the WCF Hardcore Division, Torture built the title, but I built the division. I built the reputation of the level of competition here. You're nothing here unless you hang in the ring with me, one on one, no bullshit. I am the bar everyone is held to here. On par with me, Epic, Skyler Striker, Torture, and possibly Bobby Cairo. After that, you have wastes of space. I am the fucking WCF measuring stick. These newer guys need to either figure that much out, or suffer the consequences.
Hank Brown: Johnny Craven and the other 'nCw guys' seem to think they should be the measuring stick, they should run the place. How do you feel about that?
Creeping Death: You know what? Fuck them. They've got their heads so far up their asses they can't tell if it's raining or if they're pissing. Sure, they might have been good in whatever nCw they were in, but this is my home. This is WCF. You come in here with some kind of holier than thou attitude, and one of the people that treasure WCF as much as I do will surely knock your head clean off.
CD is obviously getting more and more intense as the interview goes on, and Hank Brown is getting more and more anxious.
Hank Brown: What is the deal with Davey Boone? There have been reports of banter between the two of you.
Creeping Death: Yeah, he thinks he's better than me, and takes every chance to tell me. Alright, I've never beaten him, but he's in that hospital because of me. That overshadows whatever crap wins he has over me. Adam Knite helping him and a gauntlet win are nothing to be proud of, that's for sure.
Hank Brown: Let's switch gears to Thirteen (XIII).
Creeping Death: Yeah, Thirteen (XIII), the Nightmare Chamber. Here again is where Johnny Craven fails to see the light. Holy moley, you have a barbed wire chair and you're going to use it. That's like a foam finger to me. Go back to April thirtieth, two thousand and six. The pay per view was Payback, and I fought my former partner Frost in the Nightmare Chamber. Johnny, as hardcore and awesome as you think you are, I can guarantee you will weep like a child as you watch what Frost and I did to each other that fateful night. July thirteenth, I will once again step into the Nightmare Chamber with one Skyler Striker. As much as I respect the guy, he shot his mouth off too, and he will suffer for it. World Title or not, it's going to be brutal.
Hank Brown: Have you decided which weapons will be in the pods?
Creeping Death: Honestly no. The barbed wire boards will make a return, but after that, it's a blank. Hell, I might let Skyler thing of something.
Hank Brown: What are your thoughts on the rest of the card?
Creeping Death: Two huge returns are nothing short of awesome. JJ Biggs coming back to get a piece of Lance Ryan once and for all is fantastic. They go WAY back, opened federations together, all that, and the way I understand from JJ, Lance has been a jackass every time. Torture verses Seth Lerch is the icing on the cake. Torture has been gone since December, but he's been watching. He knows what Seth is all about, and he wants it to end. Awesome.
Hank Brown: Going back a bit, Danny Vice, what are your thoughts?
Creeping Death: What is there to think? The guy is absolutely crazy. Who stages an episode of Jerry Springer and comes out of it looking normal?
Hank Brown: Well, tell us about the Ladder Match.
Creeping Death sits back and slouches down in the chair a bit, trying to relax.
Creeping Death: Ah the Ladder Match. You know, there hasn't been anyone as proficient in a Ladder Match since Shawn Michaels or the Hardys until I came along. Honest to God, I reinvented the Ladder Match here in WCF. When people see 'Ladder' and 'Creeping Death' in the same sentence, they know something huge is going to happen. They're going to get their money's worth, and someone is going to end up in the hospital, whether it's myself or the opponent. I might have to go a little old school on Johnny and Danny, show them what being in a Ladder Match with me is all about.
Hank Brown: Well CD, I think that about wraps it up. Have a good flight to Japan and a safe trip there and back to Explosion. Thank you for your time.
Creeping Death: Thanks for having me, Hank. We should do this more often.
Hank Brown looks over at CD with a scared look and kinda nods as the scene fades out.
Hank Brown: Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to WCF Today, your source for all the information straight from WCF wrestlers. This week, I'll be talking to the man creating the most buzz around WCF these days, Creeping Death. With the Hardcore Title Ladder Match against both Danny Vice and Johnny Craven this Sunday at Explosion, his backstage hatred of Davey Boone, and his own pay per view coming up in just over three weeks, CD has been the talk of the company. Let's get him out here now to get his thoughts.
Creeping Death comes from the left side of the camera shot, shaking Hank Brown's hand and taking a seat beside him.
Hank Brown: Hello Mister Death, and thank you for taking time out of your schedule to talk with us today. I know you have a flight to Japan to catch in a few hours, so we'll cut right to the chase. Hardcore Title Ladder Match, Danny Vice verses Johnny Craven verses Creeping Death. We have a clip of some things Johnny Craven said, let's see those now.
A television drops down from the top of the screen, much like Conan O'Brien. Johnny Craven is on the TV, chair spun around so you can't tell it's him, but everyone knows because they've seen the promo and the video rolls. Johnny speaks about Creeping Death putting Davey Boone through the barbed wire table, but using Davey's own finisher, not being able to think of something better, and putting such a lame guy out, not someone like Bobby Cairo or Skyler Striker. The video stops. A shot of CD's face tells the story. He's trying to contain laughter.
Creeping Death: Alright, alright. Yeah, I put Davey Boone through the table with barbed wire with his own finisher. But come on ... to say it's sad I used his move? Let's dissect the masterpiece that is The Boone's Day Device. A sitout powerbomb. Yeah. A basic move everyone does. Sorry I didn't do what I normally do and add in a flip or two. To say I can't get anything accomplished in the ring, when I've held every major title here in WCF ... multiple times ... man. Whatever, Johnny. I'm Creeping fuckin' Death. When people hear that, it strikes one of two feelings. Feeling one is 'oh shit, I have a chance because CD is kinda sloppy sometimes.' A feeling nobody has felt here for the better part of a year. And feeling two, the most common? 'CD ... best wrestler ever in WCF ... goddamn, I better get ready for an ass whipping.' You do have one thing right, though, Craven. I could have put someone better through the table. Say Biohazard, for one. Too bad he wasn't in the match. Davey felt the need to pair off with me, and he paid for it. Cairo is alright in my book, and I'll get myself some of the World Champ ... maybe World Champ, I should say, at Thirteen (XIII). I want him at one hundred percent, that's for sure. I know I can beat him. I want you and Vice at one hundred percent, too. I know I can beat the both of you as well. Johnny, you were part of the WCF Championship Series. You saw what a fantastic match Skyler and I had. You know I can beat him. But, he seemed to breeze right through you. Next time you open your mouth, you might take into consideration who you're going against, not the reputation I have seemed to garner here.
Hank Brown: What is this reputation you speak of, CD?
Creeping Death: Well, seems like everyone thinks I'm washed up or something. It baffles my mind. Here I am, Creeping Death, quite possibly the most accomplished wrestler still active in WCF, and people are all 'oh haha, I can take him. He thinks he's a badass but shit, I'm Johnny Craven or Davey Boone or god forbid, my name is TXO!' What the fuck ever. I'd go out on a limb and say I built this place. Fuck yes. I built this place, along with the likes of Logan, PC Cradle, Gravedigger, Epic and Torture. I built WCF, I built the WCF Hardcore Division, Torture built the title, but I built the division. I built the reputation of the level of competition here. You're nothing here unless you hang in the ring with me, one on one, no bullshit. I am the bar everyone is held to here. On par with me, Epic, Skyler Striker, Torture, and possibly Bobby Cairo. After that, you have wastes of space. I am the fucking WCF measuring stick. These newer guys need to either figure that much out, or suffer the consequences.
Hank Brown: Johnny Craven and the other 'nCw guys' seem to think they should be the measuring stick, they should run the place. How do you feel about that?
Creeping Death: You know what? Fuck them. They've got their heads so far up their asses they can't tell if it's raining or if they're pissing. Sure, they might have been good in whatever nCw they were in, but this is my home. This is WCF. You come in here with some kind of holier than thou attitude, and one of the people that treasure WCF as much as I do will surely knock your head clean off.
CD is obviously getting more and more intense as the interview goes on, and Hank Brown is getting more and more anxious.
Hank Brown: What is the deal with Davey Boone? There have been reports of banter between the two of you.
Creeping Death: Yeah, he thinks he's better than me, and takes every chance to tell me. Alright, I've never beaten him, but he's in that hospital because of me. That overshadows whatever crap wins he has over me. Adam Knite helping him and a gauntlet win are nothing to be proud of, that's for sure.
Hank Brown: Let's switch gears to Thirteen (XIII).
Creeping Death: Yeah, Thirteen (XIII), the Nightmare Chamber. Here again is where Johnny Craven fails to see the light. Holy moley, you have a barbed wire chair and you're going to use it. That's like a foam finger to me. Go back to April thirtieth, two thousand and six. The pay per view was Payback, and I fought my former partner Frost in the Nightmare Chamber. Johnny, as hardcore and awesome as you think you are, I can guarantee you will weep like a child as you watch what Frost and I did to each other that fateful night. July thirteenth, I will once again step into the Nightmare Chamber with one Skyler Striker. As much as I respect the guy, he shot his mouth off too, and he will suffer for it. World Title or not, it's going to be brutal.
Hank Brown: Have you decided which weapons will be in the pods?
Creeping Death: Honestly no. The barbed wire boards will make a return, but after that, it's a blank. Hell, I might let Skyler thing of something.
Hank Brown: What are your thoughts on the rest of the card?
Creeping Death: Two huge returns are nothing short of awesome. JJ Biggs coming back to get a piece of Lance Ryan once and for all is fantastic. They go WAY back, opened federations together, all that, and the way I understand from JJ, Lance has been a jackass every time. Torture verses Seth Lerch is the icing on the cake. Torture has been gone since December, but he's been watching. He knows what Seth is all about, and he wants it to end. Awesome.
Hank Brown: Going back a bit, Danny Vice, what are your thoughts?
Creeping Death: What is there to think? The guy is absolutely crazy. Who stages an episode of Jerry Springer and comes out of it looking normal?
Hank Brown: Well, tell us about the Ladder Match.
Creeping Death sits back and slouches down in the chair a bit, trying to relax.
Creeping Death: Ah the Ladder Match. You know, there hasn't been anyone as proficient in a Ladder Match since Shawn Michaels or the Hardys until I came along. Honest to God, I reinvented the Ladder Match here in WCF. When people see 'Ladder' and 'Creeping Death' in the same sentence, they know something huge is going to happen. They're going to get their money's worth, and someone is going to end up in the hospital, whether it's myself or the opponent. I might have to go a little old school on Johnny and Danny, show them what being in a Ladder Match with me is all about.
Hank Brown: Well CD, I think that about wraps it up. Have a good flight to Japan and a safe trip there and back to Explosion. Thank you for your time.
Creeping Death: Thanks for having me, Hank. We should do this more often.
Hank Brown looks over at CD with a scared look and kinda nods as the scene fades out.