Post by Lilith on Sept 4, 2016 16:54:50 GMT -5
Our story begins somewhere on some highway driving to some arena Lilith didn't know the name of, or even where it was. Luckily for her Skittlez was driving and aside from singing songs which Lilith didn't understand, he also seemed to be quite skilled at the whole navigation thinggy!
It hadn't even been that long since Lilith had returned to the WCF and already she had been through so much it almost felt like she had never left. Her Sare Bear, or former Sare Bear had gone completely grrrrrrr on her, throwing Lilith out into the cold and basically just being a bad mood bear face to the brunette in every single way. She had told her that she had to prove herself and despite Lilith doing exactly that when she made Ice tap out last week, and made Barrington Bear cry all the way home when she destroyed him… She STILL hadn't heard back from Sarah. If ignoring someone and avoiding their calls was an Olympic event, Sare Bear would have got herself a gold every single time!
Lilith made herself comfortable and leaned back in the passenger seat of Skittlez bright yellow weird looking car and inspected her nails a bit half heartedly. Lilith was wearing a body fitting black low cut top, which showed off her ample chest and a very short, revealing tight black miniskirt, with studded belt, which showed off her flawlessly toned legs. Skittlez kept getting distracted by her current appearance but Lilith just found it very very funny. Lilith smiled at her Tag Partner and just said the very first thing which came to her mind.
Lilith: You knows… You're the first team mate I've ever had who I've never had sexy time with, Rainbow Bear… did you knows that? I means I don't want you to think that I'm like easy or anything… cos I'm totally not unless you buy me cookies!!! But I just think it's some funny stuffs!
Lilith once again looked over at Skittlez who was now blushing quite a bit, he was so cute.
Lilith: What's even funnier is the fact that despite EVERYONE looking down at you, Rainbow Bear… and just flat out Grrrrrr bearing on you for no reason… is that you're probably the NICEST team mate I've ever had too. I means, you aren't forcing me to stroke your hotdog like Logi Bear used to do, may God Bear rest his soul… and you aren't just Grrrrrr bearing on me til I do what you want like Sare Bear always did… You're just nice. And you knows something, Rainbow Bear? Not only that but you're the FIRST person to ever take me to McDonald's and to play with me in there too! That was just super nice! Logi would have been too busy talking about hotdogs and babygurls and… pelvic thrusting at the waitress girl… And Sare Bear?! She never would have gone there at all! Sare Bear would have thought that she was wayyyyyy too good for McDonald's and DEFINITELY wouldn't have played with me… and even if I had made her go there with me she would have just ended up doing something super naughty and getting us thrown out. I dunno why she's always gotta be such a bad mood grrrrrrr faced bear…
Skittlez: I … don’ even know what ta say ta dat.
Lilith smiled again at her new friend before grabbing one of his spare hats off his backseat and putting it on her own head. Lilith knew that this totally made Skittlez all aroused and stuffs but she didn’t say anything… it was time for serious business!
Lilith: Anywayz I was thinking, right? Since we’re team mates now I gots to be more like you… learn stuffs from you I didn't know or do before! Logi Bear… I got all into hotdogs and babygurls! Sare Bear… I embraced the Grrrrrrrr. Rainbow Bear? We gots to do some hip hoppity hip hopping!
Skittlez looked a little confused. But he was down with this. A woman as fine as Lilith, laying down rhymes? What more could a man ask for?
Skittlez: You gon’ spit dat fire boo? Oh damn I gots ta hear dis!
Lilith: Yep yep yep! Do the beats! Do the bphhhh boom boom BOP!!! Thinggy! You knows what you confused white bear chocolate bears do! That thing! Do that!
Skittlez starts beatboxing a sick beat for Lilith, waiting to hear what she had.
Lilith: Okayz okayz okayz… here we go!
Lilith got into a pose which showed her as being totally hip hop or whatever it was she was trying to do right now. She knew she was doing it wrong but Skittlez didn’t laugh and for this she just loved him even more so.
Lilith: You sees me here I'm Queen of the cookies, Imma snack on a box while I destroy two rookies!
You might see me happiful you might see me grrrrrrr... If I ever see Kandi again I'll make her purrrrr!
Gots Ice and Drake again what a shame! Gonna take them down whilst playing a game! It won't be Xbox, it won't be Sony... alls it'll be is My Little Pony!
Yous this big tough tag team? HA! Don't make me laugh, I've been through tougher stuffs taking a bath!
Lilith paused for a moment trying to think up more lines.
Lilith: Ummmmmmm… wells, it's a work in progress thinggy! Whatchu think, Rainbow Bear? Will I ever be good enough to go into the ring with those chocolate bears who say the naughty words but get away with it cos they’re made of chocolate?
Skittlez applaudes her. That was really good for someone who’d never rapped once.
Skittlez: Boo, you gon’ do whatever you want to do. You straight fire, girl. Dayum!
Lilith was glad that she was wearing a lot of makeup right now cos if she wasn’t she knew that her new friend would see just how much she was blushing right now.
Lilith: You knows, I don’t care what those mean grrrrr faced meanies say about you, Rainbow Bear. I think you’re great! So you kinda don’t really knows what you’re doing in the ring. You wanna knows a secret? Neither do I! Hahaha I’m not even joking right now, Mr Rainbow! When I first turned up in the WCF I didn’t even knows how to do a… ermmmmm… that thing where you pick them up and throw them down thinggy! That thinggy! But the thing is… you gots to get good enough at PRETENDING that peoples think you’re for reals. Like… take for examples the way I go grrrrrrrr on twitters. I’m not really like that, YOU knows i’m not really like that… but do those mean asshole bears? Nope! They see me and go “hmmmmm that Lilo sure gots claws!” I do, but I only learned what to do with them when… well, lets not get into THAT. But the point I’m trying to make is, Mr Rainbow… you gots to pretend to fool them all! Go pretend grrrrrrr if you gots to. Cos pretend grrrrrrr is better than no grrrrrrr at all. You know what I am saying, Rainbow Bear?
Skittlez scratches his head a few times. But he kinda understood what she was trying to say. Not entirely, but kinda.
Skittlez: I … I think so. But dayum girl, if dat is you pretending … imagine how fucked people would be if you was fo’ rill?
Lilith: Well, Sare Bear once tried to teach me how to do her move thinggy. You knows the one she does? But I kept doing it wrong and not picking up the person good enough. She sure did get angry at me. Total grrrrrrr ball! That's why I do the move they call a DDT now cos it means I get away with not picking them up! Hahaha!
Skittlez: Yo, I think yous just need to forget about Sare bear or whatever she called. She ain’t done nothing nice fo’ you from the sound of it. Plus, I seen what you can do. You wayyyy better than dat. Better lookin’, better of a friend, and a better wrestler. She tried to dun fuck you up like it was a joke and look how dat turnt out.
Lilith: Awwwwww you’re sooooooo cuuuuuute. I just guess that when you spend soooooooo long with someone like I did, its just hard to get over them. Suuuuuuure she may not be the one to feed me cookies anymore… but I’ll always remember the times when I wish she did do that. She never did of course, always looked at me all mean when I asked her to do that… but the point is, sometimes its hard forgetting stuffs! Unless its stuff you really want to remember… you forget that easy! Or I do anywayz. But ummmm… Sare Bear… yeah shes an interesting one alright. I would have thought I’d heard from her maybe even a little bit after our last match but not even a text did I get from her! Which worries me… cos if I knows Sare Bear… which I totally do! Tis always scariest times when shes all shhhhhed…
Skittlez: Man screw dat bitch. If I was you, I’d straight up kick her ass. You should do dat fo’ rill. I know you could too. Why you gon’ let her get you like dis an’ shit?
Lilith started to laugh at this point, though deep down inside she knew it was mostly out of fear.
Lilith: Haha, you means just like storm into her office and tear stuffs up? Rainbow Bear… that would NEVER go down well! Sare Bear is tougher than me! Scarier than me! And even stronger than me! I’d go in there all grrrrrrrrr… and get my grrrrrrr turned into a shhhhhed meow in like no time at all! Sare Bear is best left alone cos shes one scary lioness when she gets her claws out…
Skittlez shakes his head at Lilith.
Skittlez: Nah, I ain’t gon’ believe you scared of her. No way boo. I seen whatchu can do out there. Look whatchu did to dat Russian ho last week. I ain’t gon’ see you get played babigurl. Dat Sarah, she got you twisted. She gots you thinkin’ she gots you like dat, when fo’ rills, it’s you dat got her numbah.
Lilith gasped with big eyes as she looked at Skittlez in complete horror.
Lilith: Rainbow Bear! You gots to pinky promise me that you will not go anywhere NEAR Sare Bear at all! She is NOT nice! And if you do… I’m scared that she’ll do worse to you than those two guys… that Ice one was a guy, right? Did to you last week…
Skittlez: I ain’t dumb. I ain’t gon’ go lookin’ for dat. What I’m sayin’ boo, after we win dis match, you need to put her up in her place. That’s straight up what’s up. Don’ be lettin’ her trippin’ you up into bein’ scared an’ shit. You tougher than you think.
Lilith: Mr Rainbow… Imma tell you a secret of all secrets right now and you gots to listen and listen good! You probably think that Lilo is this fearless girl who goes out there and just out grrrrrrrs everyone… even Obi Bear who is just wayyyyyyyyyy bigger than me, and wayyyyyy tougher too! But like I tolds you earlier, its all pretend! I only go Grrrrrrrr on Obi Bear cos I already beat him so I knows how to handle him and his peanuttiness. And I’d maybe go pretend Grrrrrrrr on a bunch of other little bears too cos I knows they’re not gonna outgrrrrrrr me anytime soon. But Sare Bear?! She scares me! I faced her in the ring once and got hurt more than you did last week! She put me in a coma, Mr Rainbow! Thats like a neverending nap time if you dont know what that is! I dont want to go after Sare Bear cos if I do… I knows it wont end well. There is a reason why Sare Bear is the only Womens Champion in WCF history! Not Lilo, never Lilo. I call myself the Second Greatest Fighter cos I dont want to annoy her…
Skittlez: What kinda shit is that? Yo … dat shit ain’t right. Yous tiptoeing like dat cause you tryna do what she want? Mayne, I ain’t hearin’ dat noise. We gonna put a whoopin’ on two candy house bitches and when we’s done … fo’ rill, you just gotta stop pretending and just go straight up beast on the rill tip. Because Sarah ain’t got no work fo’ you if you do.
Lilith looked at Skittlez and a few tears fell from her eyes. She quickly looked away from him trying to hide her face.
Lilith: I… I don’t like talking about this stuffs, Mr Rainbows, cos you’re like the only proper, real friend I have ever had. And you arent trying to use me or anything like that and so I’m trying real hard to impress you and make you like me and stuffs… but me telling you about this stuffs… I’m scared it’ll just make you think I am a cowardly mouse or something. I sometimes think that all of this… this whole thing? Is cos Sare Bear knows that I lost my roar. She knows it… and I knows it. But I don't want YOU to knows it. You knows?
Skittlez shakes his head. He holds out a hand to comfort his friend.
Skittlez: I think yous been tricked into thinkin’ dat shit. I think yous got a lot more to ya than you know boo. You are da reason we got this second opportunity an’ shit. I KNOW you is far better than you thinks you is. Da moment you realize dat shit, e’ryone is in a world a trouble ya feel me?
Lilith: You ever feels like… you gots this inner grrrrrrrrrrr but for some reason your inner grrrrrrr just upped and said bye and went away? Cos like… I watch some of my old stuffs whilst I’m eating my cookies at home and I had such grrrrrrrr in me back then. But like… I dunnos what it is, but that fire in my tummy just isnt burning too bright right nows… and so my grrrrr and roar got all shhhhhed.
Skittlez: I guess we gon’ have’ta get it back den?
Lilith grinned big at Skittlez.
Lilith: Cookie marathon?
Skittlez: Whatever it take boo. Whatever it take.
Lilith nodded her head super happifully as she instantly forgot about what she had just been talking about.
Lilith: Sooooooo you knows we’ve got this rematch this week? I think what we should do is we should just NOT tag at all. Cos like… last week when we did the tagging thing it went all bad and then the peoples didn’t know who was the tagged and who wasn’t and all that noise. Soooooooo if we don't tag at all… no confusions. Although… no Kandi this week…
Lilith pulled a sad face.
Lilith: So I won’t have any reasons to go outside of the ring this week…
Skittlez laughed a bit at Lilith’s obsession with Kandi. But hey, he couldn’t blame her. Kandi was pretty hot, just not as hot as Lilith.
Lilith: Nevermind! Anywayz… Skittlez, you don’t mind me calling you that, right? Its just I knows they’re all colorful and rainbow like and stuffs! And I like Skittlez sooooooo it suits you just fine! I was thinking that maybe we should like… totally do the thing to make us be a better girl and boy tag team. I heard that ALL girl and boy tag teams do it to make them all strong together and intunes with each other and stuffs. Soooooooo I was thinking that we should probably find some place to stop and just like… have sexy time in the car… for business purposes of course!
Lilith smiled big at Skittlez, just coming up with such a brilliant plan to solidify them as a team. Skittlez damn near drove them completely off the road and crashed upon hearing Lilith suggest that. He snapped his head over as he managed to stop the vehicle from crashing.
Skittlez: Is you fo’ rill right now?
Lilith nodded her head.
Lilith: Of course! We gots to get super good as a team right now so that we win this week! We gots to win this week, Skittlez! Drawing is super lame and I don't wanna do that… again!
Skittlez: I is all about dis. Thank you lord. Oh thank you!
Skittlez couldn’t believe it. He was about to have the best booty call of his life. Well, let’s be honest he was about to have the ONLY booty call of his life … just happened to be with someone as attractive as Lilith. Skittlez comes out of his clothes, down to his boxers as he climbs up into the back seat. As Lilith begins removing her clothes as well, the thought of actually having sex with this woman was just too much for him to process and he fainted in the back seat. Lilith looked at him sweetly and smiled. To her, he was such a gentleman.
Lilith: Awwwwwwww he’s sooooooo cuuuuute. I’m so used to boys trying to take advantage of me and stuffs and I offer him stuffs willingly and he just wants to have nap time with his bestest friend! Awwww we’re going to be bestest friends forever!
And just like that, Skittlez was placed into the FRIEND ZONE because he just wasn’t prepared to get it on with Lilith. Our scene fades out to a very unlucky Skittlez passed out in the back of his hoopty and Lilith bouncing up and down in the front seat, happiful as ever that she’d found a loyal friend.
It hadn't even been that long since Lilith had returned to the WCF and already she had been through so much it almost felt like she had never left. Her Sare Bear, or former Sare Bear had gone completely grrrrrrr on her, throwing Lilith out into the cold and basically just being a bad mood bear face to the brunette in every single way. She had told her that she had to prove herself and despite Lilith doing exactly that when she made Ice tap out last week, and made Barrington Bear cry all the way home when she destroyed him… She STILL hadn't heard back from Sarah. If ignoring someone and avoiding their calls was an Olympic event, Sare Bear would have got herself a gold every single time!
Lilith made herself comfortable and leaned back in the passenger seat of Skittlez bright yellow weird looking car and inspected her nails a bit half heartedly. Lilith was wearing a body fitting black low cut top, which showed off her ample chest and a very short, revealing tight black miniskirt, with studded belt, which showed off her flawlessly toned legs. Skittlez kept getting distracted by her current appearance but Lilith just found it very very funny. Lilith smiled at her Tag Partner and just said the very first thing which came to her mind.
Lilith: You knows… You're the first team mate I've ever had who I've never had sexy time with, Rainbow Bear… did you knows that? I means I don't want you to think that I'm like easy or anything… cos I'm totally not unless you buy me cookies!!! But I just think it's some funny stuffs!
Lilith once again looked over at Skittlez who was now blushing quite a bit, he was so cute.
Lilith: What's even funnier is the fact that despite EVERYONE looking down at you, Rainbow Bear… and just flat out Grrrrrr bearing on you for no reason… is that you're probably the NICEST team mate I've ever had too. I means, you aren't forcing me to stroke your hotdog like Logi Bear used to do, may God Bear rest his soul… and you aren't just Grrrrrr bearing on me til I do what you want like Sare Bear always did… You're just nice. And you knows something, Rainbow Bear? Not only that but you're the FIRST person to ever take me to McDonald's and to play with me in there too! That was just super nice! Logi would have been too busy talking about hotdogs and babygurls and… pelvic thrusting at the waitress girl… And Sare Bear?! She never would have gone there at all! Sare Bear would have thought that she was wayyyyyy too good for McDonald's and DEFINITELY wouldn't have played with me… and even if I had made her go there with me she would have just ended up doing something super naughty and getting us thrown out. I dunno why she's always gotta be such a bad mood grrrrrrr faced bear…
Skittlez: I … don’ even know what ta say ta dat.
Lilith smiled again at her new friend before grabbing one of his spare hats off his backseat and putting it on her own head. Lilith knew that this totally made Skittlez all aroused and stuffs but she didn’t say anything… it was time for serious business!
Lilith: Anywayz I was thinking, right? Since we’re team mates now I gots to be more like you… learn stuffs from you I didn't know or do before! Logi Bear… I got all into hotdogs and babygurls! Sare Bear… I embraced the Grrrrrrrr. Rainbow Bear? We gots to do some hip hoppity hip hopping!
Skittlez looked a little confused. But he was down with this. A woman as fine as Lilith, laying down rhymes? What more could a man ask for?
Skittlez: You gon’ spit dat fire boo? Oh damn I gots ta hear dis!
Lilith: Yep yep yep! Do the beats! Do the bphhhh boom boom BOP!!! Thinggy! You knows what you confused white bear chocolate bears do! That thing! Do that!
Skittlez starts beatboxing a sick beat for Lilith, waiting to hear what she had.
Lilith: Okayz okayz okayz… here we go!
Lilith got into a pose which showed her as being totally hip hop or whatever it was she was trying to do right now. She knew she was doing it wrong but Skittlez didn’t laugh and for this she just loved him even more so.
Lilith: You sees me here I'm Queen of the cookies, Imma snack on a box while I destroy two rookies!
You might see me happiful you might see me grrrrrrr... If I ever see Kandi again I'll make her purrrrr!
Gots Ice and Drake again what a shame! Gonna take them down whilst playing a game! It won't be Xbox, it won't be Sony... alls it'll be is My Little Pony!
Yous this big tough tag team? HA! Don't make me laugh, I've been through tougher stuffs taking a bath!
Lilith paused for a moment trying to think up more lines.
Lilith: Ummmmmmm… wells, it's a work in progress thinggy! Whatchu think, Rainbow Bear? Will I ever be good enough to go into the ring with those chocolate bears who say the naughty words but get away with it cos they’re made of chocolate?
Skittlez applaudes her. That was really good for someone who’d never rapped once.
Skittlez: Boo, you gon’ do whatever you want to do. You straight fire, girl. Dayum!
Lilith was glad that she was wearing a lot of makeup right now cos if she wasn’t she knew that her new friend would see just how much she was blushing right now.
Lilith: You knows, I don’t care what those mean grrrrr faced meanies say about you, Rainbow Bear. I think you’re great! So you kinda don’t really knows what you’re doing in the ring. You wanna knows a secret? Neither do I! Hahaha I’m not even joking right now, Mr Rainbow! When I first turned up in the WCF I didn’t even knows how to do a… ermmmmm… that thing where you pick them up and throw them down thinggy! That thinggy! But the thing is… you gots to get good enough at PRETENDING that peoples think you’re for reals. Like… take for examples the way I go grrrrrrrr on twitters. I’m not really like that, YOU knows i’m not really like that… but do those mean asshole bears? Nope! They see me and go “hmmmmm that Lilo sure gots claws!” I do, but I only learned what to do with them when… well, lets not get into THAT. But the point I’m trying to make is, Mr Rainbow… you gots to pretend to fool them all! Go pretend grrrrrrr if you gots to. Cos pretend grrrrrrr is better than no grrrrrrr at all. You know what I am saying, Rainbow Bear?
Skittlez scratches his head a few times. But he kinda understood what she was trying to say. Not entirely, but kinda.
Skittlez: I … I think so. But dayum girl, if dat is you pretending … imagine how fucked people would be if you was fo’ rill?
Lilith: Well, Sare Bear once tried to teach me how to do her move thinggy. You knows the one she does? But I kept doing it wrong and not picking up the person good enough. She sure did get angry at me. Total grrrrrrr ball! That's why I do the move they call a DDT now cos it means I get away with not picking them up! Hahaha!
Skittlez: Yo, I think yous just need to forget about Sare bear or whatever she called. She ain’t done nothing nice fo’ you from the sound of it. Plus, I seen what you can do. You wayyyy better than dat. Better lookin’, better of a friend, and a better wrestler. She tried to dun fuck you up like it was a joke and look how dat turnt out.
Lilith: Awwwwww you’re sooooooo cuuuuuute. I just guess that when you spend soooooooo long with someone like I did, its just hard to get over them. Suuuuuuure she may not be the one to feed me cookies anymore… but I’ll always remember the times when I wish she did do that. She never did of course, always looked at me all mean when I asked her to do that… but the point is, sometimes its hard forgetting stuffs! Unless its stuff you really want to remember… you forget that easy! Or I do anywayz. But ummmm… Sare Bear… yeah shes an interesting one alright. I would have thought I’d heard from her maybe even a little bit after our last match but not even a text did I get from her! Which worries me… cos if I knows Sare Bear… which I totally do! Tis always scariest times when shes all shhhhhed…
Skittlez: Man screw dat bitch. If I was you, I’d straight up kick her ass. You should do dat fo’ rill. I know you could too. Why you gon’ let her get you like dis an’ shit?
Lilith started to laugh at this point, though deep down inside she knew it was mostly out of fear.
Lilith: Haha, you means just like storm into her office and tear stuffs up? Rainbow Bear… that would NEVER go down well! Sare Bear is tougher than me! Scarier than me! And even stronger than me! I’d go in there all grrrrrrrrr… and get my grrrrrrr turned into a shhhhhed meow in like no time at all! Sare Bear is best left alone cos shes one scary lioness when she gets her claws out…
Skittlez shakes his head at Lilith.
Skittlez: Nah, I ain’t gon’ believe you scared of her. No way boo. I seen whatchu can do out there. Look whatchu did to dat Russian ho last week. I ain’t gon’ see you get played babigurl. Dat Sarah, she got you twisted. She gots you thinkin’ she gots you like dat, when fo’ rills, it’s you dat got her numbah.
Lilith gasped with big eyes as she looked at Skittlez in complete horror.
Lilith: Rainbow Bear! You gots to pinky promise me that you will not go anywhere NEAR Sare Bear at all! She is NOT nice! And if you do… I’m scared that she’ll do worse to you than those two guys… that Ice one was a guy, right? Did to you last week…
Skittlez: I ain’t dumb. I ain’t gon’ go lookin’ for dat. What I’m sayin’ boo, after we win dis match, you need to put her up in her place. That’s straight up what’s up. Don’ be lettin’ her trippin’ you up into bein’ scared an’ shit. You tougher than you think.
Lilith: Mr Rainbow… Imma tell you a secret of all secrets right now and you gots to listen and listen good! You probably think that Lilo is this fearless girl who goes out there and just out grrrrrrrs everyone… even Obi Bear who is just wayyyyyyyyyy bigger than me, and wayyyyyy tougher too! But like I tolds you earlier, its all pretend! I only go Grrrrrrrr on Obi Bear cos I already beat him so I knows how to handle him and his peanuttiness. And I’d maybe go pretend Grrrrrrrr on a bunch of other little bears too cos I knows they’re not gonna outgrrrrrrr me anytime soon. But Sare Bear?! She scares me! I faced her in the ring once and got hurt more than you did last week! She put me in a coma, Mr Rainbow! Thats like a neverending nap time if you dont know what that is! I dont want to go after Sare Bear cos if I do… I knows it wont end well. There is a reason why Sare Bear is the only Womens Champion in WCF history! Not Lilo, never Lilo. I call myself the Second Greatest Fighter cos I dont want to annoy her…
Skittlez: What kinda shit is that? Yo … dat shit ain’t right. Yous tiptoeing like dat cause you tryna do what she want? Mayne, I ain’t hearin’ dat noise. We gonna put a whoopin’ on two candy house bitches and when we’s done … fo’ rill, you just gotta stop pretending and just go straight up beast on the rill tip. Because Sarah ain’t got no work fo’ you if you do.
Lilith looked at Skittlez and a few tears fell from her eyes. She quickly looked away from him trying to hide her face.
Lilith: I… I don’t like talking about this stuffs, Mr Rainbows, cos you’re like the only proper, real friend I have ever had. And you arent trying to use me or anything like that and so I’m trying real hard to impress you and make you like me and stuffs… but me telling you about this stuffs… I’m scared it’ll just make you think I am a cowardly mouse or something. I sometimes think that all of this… this whole thing? Is cos Sare Bear knows that I lost my roar. She knows it… and I knows it. But I don't want YOU to knows it. You knows?
Skittlez shakes his head. He holds out a hand to comfort his friend.
Skittlez: I think yous been tricked into thinkin’ dat shit. I think yous got a lot more to ya than you know boo. You are da reason we got this second opportunity an’ shit. I KNOW you is far better than you thinks you is. Da moment you realize dat shit, e’ryone is in a world a trouble ya feel me?
Lilith: You ever feels like… you gots this inner grrrrrrrrrrr but for some reason your inner grrrrrrr just upped and said bye and went away? Cos like… I watch some of my old stuffs whilst I’m eating my cookies at home and I had such grrrrrrrr in me back then. But like… I dunnos what it is, but that fire in my tummy just isnt burning too bright right nows… and so my grrrrr and roar got all shhhhhed.
Skittlez: I guess we gon’ have’ta get it back den?
Lilith grinned big at Skittlez.
Lilith: Cookie marathon?
Skittlez: Whatever it take boo. Whatever it take.
Lilith nodded her head super happifully as she instantly forgot about what she had just been talking about.
Lilith: Sooooooo you knows we’ve got this rematch this week? I think what we should do is we should just NOT tag at all. Cos like… last week when we did the tagging thing it went all bad and then the peoples didn’t know who was the tagged and who wasn’t and all that noise. Soooooooo if we don't tag at all… no confusions. Although… no Kandi this week…
Lilith pulled a sad face.
Lilith: So I won’t have any reasons to go outside of the ring this week…
Skittlez laughed a bit at Lilith’s obsession with Kandi. But hey, he couldn’t blame her. Kandi was pretty hot, just not as hot as Lilith.
Lilith: Nevermind! Anywayz… Skittlez, you don’t mind me calling you that, right? Its just I knows they’re all colorful and rainbow like and stuffs! And I like Skittlez sooooooo it suits you just fine! I was thinking that maybe we should like… totally do the thing to make us be a better girl and boy tag team. I heard that ALL girl and boy tag teams do it to make them all strong together and intunes with each other and stuffs. Soooooooo I was thinking that we should probably find some place to stop and just like… have sexy time in the car… for business purposes of course!
Lilith smiled big at Skittlez, just coming up with such a brilliant plan to solidify them as a team. Skittlez damn near drove them completely off the road and crashed upon hearing Lilith suggest that. He snapped his head over as he managed to stop the vehicle from crashing.
Skittlez: Is you fo’ rill right now?
Lilith nodded her head.
Lilith: Of course! We gots to get super good as a team right now so that we win this week! We gots to win this week, Skittlez! Drawing is super lame and I don't wanna do that… again!
Skittlez: I is all about dis. Thank you lord. Oh thank you!
Skittlez couldn’t believe it. He was about to have the best booty call of his life. Well, let’s be honest he was about to have the ONLY booty call of his life … just happened to be with someone as attractive as Lilith. Skittlez comes out of his clothes, down to his boxers as he climbs up into the back seat. As Lilith begins removing her clothes as well, the thought of actually having sex with this woman was just too much for him to process and he fainted in the back seat. Lilith looked at him sweetly and smiled. To her, he was such a gentleman.
Lilith: Awwwwwwww he’s sooooooo cuuuuute. I’m so used to boys trying to take advantage of me and stuffs and I offer him stuffs willingly and he just wants to have nap time with his bestest friend! Awwww we’re going to be bestest friends forever!
And just like that, Skittlez was placed into the FRIEND ZONE because he just wasn’t prepared to get it on with Lilith. Our scene fades out to a very unlucky Skittlez passed out in the back of his hoopty and Lilith bouncing up and down in the front seat, happiful as ever that she’d found a loyal friend.
