Post by Skittlez on Sept 4, 2016 15:46:02 GMT -5
August 29th 2016
Beth Israel Medical Center
Newark, New Jersey
~It's early in the morning the day after Revenge and after a hellacious beating suffered at the hands of Drake Knight, Skittlez is laid up in a hospital bed. He was kept overnight for observations after having been knocked unconscious during the match. His face was bruised and battered, and he looked terrible in his hospital gown. They were checking him out for a concussion. Having been cleared, the doctors were just waiting for him to wake up after the effects of the pain meds they gave him wore off. ~
~The hospital room he was in was surprisingly spotless, mostly because they just renovated that wing. The whole room is decked out in pristine white to ensure it remained sterile and fully hygenic. Skittlez opens his eyes and it takes him a minute to focus and notice his surroundings. He sees the all-white room. But the most noticeable thing to him was the presence of the absolute most beautiful woman he's ever seen. This of course, was his tag team partner, Lilith. She was all dressed in white as well. A white leather top and skin hugging white leather pants as well as white laced up leather boots as opposed to the black colored outfits she normally wore. This was mostly because Lilith just thought she had to wear white to visit him. But for Skittlez, it has a different effect.~
Skittlez: Yo ... am ... am I dead?
~Dude thought he had died and gone to heaven. It was the only explanation as to why Lilith would be there with him. God went and made his angel look just like Lilith.~
Lilith: I don't think so rainbow bear. Cos if you are a dead bear that would mean I'm dead too, and I'm pretty sure I'm not dead.
~The way she was talking ... there was no way this wasn't Lilith. But why was she here?~
Skittlez: I ... I didn't think I was gon' see you again babigurl. Yo, dats sweet of you to come see me. But like, yo I already knew we was splittin' ways after dat ass beatin'. I know I let you down an' shit, so straight up I'm sorry boo.
~Lilith didn't understand much of what Skittlez was saying, but it was pretty clear that he thought they had lost the match last night.~
Lilith: No silly candy bear, you didn't let me down. We didn't lose the match.
~Skittlez looks shocked ... and confused.~
Skittlez: Wait ... yo yous tellin' me we WON?
~Lilith shakes her head and giggles.~
Lilith: Well, I think we did but the stupid referee said it was a tie. A TIE do you believe that?
~Skittlez blinks a few times, trying to process this. It might not have been a win, but it also wasn't a loss. ~
Skittlez: Damn babigurl, how we did dat?
~Lilith smiles big and raises her hand, showing off her fingernails ... or claws, or talons or whatever she called them, which were painted in white as well. Regardless, Skittlez cringed and winced as Lilith described basically turning Ice's face to mush as if it was silly putty using said claws. He knew Lilith was not only beautiful, but dangerous as anything. A few more cringes as Lilith really gets into it with the motions and it's almost like she's reliving it because she starts getting loud and really crazy with her describing.~
Lilith: And I was going to rip that bitch bear's face right off!
Skittlez: Dayyyyum! I don' ever wanna be on your bad side girl. Shit dat's savage.
~Lilith laughs and thinks his fear of her is so cute. Suddenly, she remembers something and reaches into her back pocket and hands Skittlez a small envelope.~
Skittlez: What dis?
Lilith: I think it's your pay for last night. If there's any cookies in there I want them!
~Skittlez takes the envelope and opens it. Looking inside at the amount of his check his eyes almost pop out of his head.~
Skittlez: Awww shit son ... Gettin' paiiiiiiid! Awwww yeah!
~Skittlez does a little sorry ass dance in his bed as he sways back and forth. Lilith giggles at this.~
Skittlez: Yo but for rill, good lookin' on bringin' me my check yo. I know you ain't had to come do dat since we's done now as a team an' shit.
~Lilith shakes her head fervently.~
Lilith: Nah ah! We have another match Mister rainbow bear.
~Skittlez looks super confused now.~
Skittlez: What?
Lilith: Mhm. We have another match against those two loser bitch bears. I told Sare bear to give you a full proper contract and everything! She hasn't, but when we win she won't have a choice!
~Skittlez turns white ... even more white than he usually was if that was even possible. He gulps big and looks nervous.~
Skittlez: I ... gotta fight dat mack truck of a dude ... again?
~Lilith laughs again finding it silly that Skittlez is getting himself all nervous and scared.~
Lilith: Don't you worry rainbow bear.
~Lilith takes Skittlez hands and places them onto her boobs. Skittlez is in AWE that he is actually holding her breasts right now.~
Lilith: Sarah always told me whenever I was frightened or felt alone and unwanted alls I had to do is hold onto her boobs and everything would be wayyyyyy better.
~Lilith thinks about this for a minute.~
Lilith: Wait ... actually Sarah never told me to hold her boobs. But I did it anyway because I wanted to hold that red fur's boobs! ... I don't think she liked me doing that, but I loved it!
~Lilith thinks about this some more.~
Lilith: Hmmmm. You know, now that I think about it, any time I squeezed that red fur's boobs, it always ended up in super stupid arguments. Something about personal space and all that silly nonsense. I guess it's probably not a good idea for you to be holding my boobs.
~She shrugs. Skittlez removes his hands fom her breasts, but it had already worked him up as apparent from the rising sheet covering him on the hospital bed.~
Lilith: Anyways ... we gotta get you out of this bed and start training. We has a lottttttttttt of work to do so we can prove that red fur wrong on Sunday. Pretty soon, I'll be holding her boobs again ... and anywhere else I want to touch!
~Lilih rambles on a bit more about how she's going to have Sarah Twilight all to herself once again and Skittlez gets ready. The two leave the hospital after signing the release papers.~
Later That Day
Skittlez' Crib
Nutley, New Jersey
~Skittlez walks into his parents' house with a sense of pride and accomplishment. He has a wad of cash in his hand and a drop dead gorgeous woman at his side. He confidently swaggers into the house and drops one thousand dollars onto the coffee table in front of his mother and father.~
Skittlez: BOO-YAH! What up now pops? I told ya I was gettin' paiiiiiiid.
~Skittlez' dad looks up, startled by the sudden drop of money in front of him. He was indeed proud of his son for stepping up and earning some worthwhile money. However, as he looks up he notices Lilith. He voices his concerns with the first thing that comes to his mind upon seeing this raven haired beauty who is dressed in a skin tight, white leather outfit and has extra long nails.~
Mister Pinlethorn: Son. I appreciate the fact that you're taking this hard work seriously. And I understand you have some spending money now. But bringing a prostitute home with you?
~Skittlez is majorly offended by his father's comment.~
Skittlez: Yo ...
~Before he can respond, his mother makes just as horrible a comment.~
Misses Pinlethorn: Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Harold, he's going to get the gonorrhea. I always said, these kids these days. They don't use protection and it's such a shame.
Skittlez: MOM!
Mister Pinlethorn: Your mother is right. You don't know what kind of things you can catch.
Skittlez: DAD! Holy shit yo, she ain't no damn prostitute.
Misses Pinlethorn: Well she certainly isn't paying you.
Skittlez: Yo how you gon' disrespect us like dat?
Lilith: YEAH!
~She leans over and with a confused look, she whispers to Skittlez.~
Lilith: Ummmm, how did they disrespect us?
~Skittlez shakes his head, frustrated. Luckily Lilith hadn't realized that she was disrespected. But Skittlez knew, and it made him angry.~
Skittlez: She's my tag team partna'. Like fo' rill, don' be disrepectin' her like dat.
Misses Pinlethorn: Is that what they call it nowadays? Just be careful of the syphilis ... we don't need you ending up with the syphilis. Heaven forbid.
~Skittlez is fuming mad. Lilith still isn't sure what's even going on. But Skittlez puts an end to the visit as he could no longer tolerate the way his parents were treating Lilith.~
Skittlez: Mayne I'm don' wit dis shit. No matter what I do, yous got sumpin ta say. Well ya know what? I gots me someone who cares. I gots me someone who give me respect. And when we win and I gets a full time contract, den we see what's up. Yous ain't gonna say nothin' then. Lilith too good for you, she don' need to hear yo whack ass talkin' shit. C'mawn babigurl let's get outta here.
~Skittlez storms outside. Lilith politely waves goodbye to his parents, still not knowing they were basically calling her a street whore. The two are now off to Lilith's hotel to grab her belongings before they had to make their way to West Virginia.~
Later Still That Day
Point Pleasant, New Jersey
Point Pleasant Manor Hotel
~Skittlez' 1991 yellow Geo metro hoopty comes pulling up to the hotel after a nice long ride on the Garden State Parkway. Lilith was enjoying the ride listening to some music that was about as far from rap music as you could get. It was Disney music and Lilith LOVED every moment of it. As the hoopty comes to a stop and they get out, stretching, Skittlez poses a question for Lilith.~
Skittlez: Yo boo, why we all da way down here an' shit? Long ways from where da match was at.
~Lilith smiles big. She was full of excitement and pride in what she was about to tell Skittlez.~
Lilith: I came here because my red fur was here. Stayed in the room right across from hers mhm.
~Skittlez shakes his head and laughs.~
Skittlez: Yo, why you be chasin' dat bitch? She don' wanna give you da time of day an' shit.
Lilith: Hahahahahaha!
~Skittlez looks confused.~
Lilith: She loves me. I know she does. I mean, when I snuck into her room every night this week when she was asleep she liked everything.
~Skittlez looks intrigued now.~
Skittlez: Yo, yous did da deed? Word?
Lilith: I am sooooo happiful that she sleeps naked. It made things sooooo much easier. But these hands ...
~Lilith holds up her hands.~
Lilith: They have gone where no hands have gone before! And that red fur purrs like a kitten let me tells you. I'm shocked she didn't wake up. But I knows for sure she was dreaming about me, cos when I gots into bed next to her and had my way, she called out my name. True story!
~Coming from Lilith, it was hard to say if these events ever actually took place or not, or if she just believed in her own mind that they did. But still, it was not beyond the realm of possibility to believe that Lilith would be crazy enough to break into Sarah's hotel room during the middle of the night and ... rape her.~
Skittlez: Dat sum serious shit yo. You shoulda filmed dat shit, cos dat's hawt.
Lilith: Rainbow bear you're a genius! I can just film Sare bear and I having sexy time and threaten to show it on Slam if she won't take me back!
Skittlez: Uh ... nah yo. I never said to blackmail dat bitch. I just wanted to see da video.
~Lilith giggles and the two head inside to get Lilith's things. As they walk inside, Lilith is greeted by her Teddy Bear, who is less than impressed with her tag team partner.~
Teddy: Oh great! You brought that loser here with you?
~Before Lilith could respond to her Teddy that was being very rude. Skittlez jumps back against the wall, freaking out.~
Skittlez: Yo what the shit?! Dat fuckin' bear just talked!
Lilith: Nah ah! Don't be a meanie rainbow bear. My bears can too talk.
Skittlez: Yo I know! Dat mufukka just called me a loser!
Lilith:
!!!!!
~Lilith didn't say anything, but her jaw dropped in amazement that Skittlez could hear her bear. And yes, that symbol seriously came out of her. Whenever Lilith was shocked by something, a little bubble cloud formed over her head with!!!!! inside of it just like a cartoon character.~
Lilith: Teddy he can hear you too!
Teddy: This is ... awkward.
~As to why Skittlez could hear the bear talk when everyone else saw Lilith as crazy? Well, the answer to that was a simple one. Cause Skittlez is like Lilith. He has big dreams even when everyone says he has no shot. He lives in his imagination of what he wants his life to be. So being as he is connected with the freedom of imagination he can see what Lilith can. ~
Skittlez: How da fuck?
~Skittlez picks Teddy up and starts feeling around, trying to find a battery compartment. Teddy smacks Skittlez in the face.~
Teddy: HEY! Would you like it if I felt up your junk? Fucking pervert!
~Skittlez jumps back again, still freaked out that this bear was speaking to him.~
Skittlez: Mayne ... dis shit ain't right.
Lilith: See I knew it! I'm not crazy! Teddy I am so happiful.
Teddy: Of all the possible partners you could have and it has to be THIS guy who can hear me. Hrrrmph.
Skittlez: Yo, screw you too pal!
Lilith: Play nice you two! This is a happiful, happiful time! I have my bestest friend and my bestest Teddy ever and we're all here together. So stop being grrrrrr at each other. We all need to be yaaaaayyyyy! : D
~Again, that symbol literally does come out of Lilith as whenever she was happiful, another cloud bubble formed over her head with : D inside of it. Man this chick is more and more like a cartoon character each minute.~
Skittlez: A'ight ... but da bear stayin' in da back seat. He too much of a grouch fo' me yo.
Lilith: Teddy helps me think of ideas to beat up stupid little jobber bears like House of Candy. He does a reallllly good job too.
~As they talk, Skittlez' cell phone goes off. He reaches into his jorts and pulls out a flip phone.~
Skittlez: Yo what crackin'?
~Skittlez starts to get extremely excited as the conversation unfolds on the other end of the line.~
Skittlez: Fo' rill? A video? Yo yous playin'?
~The more the conversation continues, the more excited he becomes.~
Skittlez: Word is born dat's what's up! Yo, bet. I be there.
~He hangs up the phone and cannot contain his joy.~
Skittlez: Yo! Dat was da record label. Dey saw my beats on WCF.com last week yo and dey wanna sign me. Dey want me to bring em' a demo an' we gon' make a video an' shit! I'm legit about to be signed word is born!
Lilith: Yaaaaayyyy! ... ummm, this is a good thing right?
Skittlez: Hells yeah it is!
Lilith: Good then. Yaaaaayyyyyyy!
~Lilith and Skittlez start dancing around in celebration, although Lilith was still unsure of what she was celebrating. Teddy just facepalms about the entire situation.~
Two Days Later
WORLD PREMIER "Just Like Kandi"
~As the video begins ... the label and technical information is displayed at the bottom left hand corner.~
"Just Like Kandi"
Skittlez feat Lilith and Ted E.
A WCF Soundtrack
Kapitol Rekords 2016
~Images flash of ghetto looking - rough neighborhoods and people playing street Basketball. Skittlez is decked out in an expensive New Jersey Devils jersey, designer Jorts, the newest red and black Nikes and actual real gold chains. A fitted baseball cap, also of the NJ Devils. Lilith is there next to him wearing the sexiest latex skin suit ever produced and it is showing off a LOT of cleavage. Teddy ... or Ted E. as he was being called now, was also there just straight up thugged out. We hear a lay over on the track as it is introduced.~
"Ya'll know what this is. World Premier ... Skittlez, Lilith. My man Ted E. Kapitol Rekords. East Coast baby."
Skittlez: Put your hands up in the sky, wave em' side to side as I rock dis mic.
Believe the hype, this white boy Mister Sunday night.
Put your hands up in the air, as I rock dis beat and take you there.
Great white hype, best believe I came for a fight.
Uhhhh!
Now if ya'll gimmie a minute, let me spin it
You'll understand the plan when I'm finished.
House of Sweetness, dis round two.
Of how Lilith and Skittlez makes fools of you.
What's dat, you don't believe me dude? Let me take yo ass to school.
While Drake Knight is in fact, the dude who put me down for a nap
I am not the one in the match who tapped
Remember that? Cause even when da lights went black
It was ya Russian who threw in the towel and cracked
Oh snap! Baby don't got back, at least not a spine to keep dat shit in tact.
Ya'lls whack, we just can't be havin' dat, this is why on Sunday we's gon' help you pack.
Peace out, ya'll can hit da bricks, you, da Russian and dat shady ass trick.
Yous just been served, so yous best forgive us
For da murders to occur in West Virginia.
~The video changes out and now Skittlez is on the screen with candy raining down from the sky all around him. A choir is in the background as the chorus begins.~
Skittlez: You gon' eat defeat - - -
My victory is gon' be so sweet.
Choir: Just ... Like ... Ka-an-di.
"That's right."
Skittlez: Ain't on no repeat shit - - -
You bitches is about to get licked.
Choir: Just ... Like ... Ka-an-di.
"Uh huh, Uh huh."
~Lilith is on screen as she seductively sways back and forth while ... VERY seductively sucking on a lollipop.~
Choir: Just ... Like ... Ka-an-di.
~We cut back to Skittlez who is now flanked by swirling giant lollipops as he throws up goofy gang signs and continues to the next verse.~
Skittlez: It's over, like one, two, three. Listen to da count from da referee.
Wit no DQ's ...man dis is a street battle an' I just can't lose.
But yous? Man whatcha gonna do? Gon' suck it up when you down an' bruised?
No excuse, You can cry boo-hoo, but dude look at what ya partna' choose.
Ya bitch, yeah dat's right she slipped, found herself in reach of Lilith's fingertips
Claw grips, and man she rips dat shit, face split and she stripped the skin right off ya lips
Submit, ya bitch just quit. Took dem battle scars, an' couldn't handle it.
Aww shit, yous just got dismantled quick.
Skittlez just served you da sample dish
Of how it gon' be come Slam, time's ticked.
We gets it, yous tryna establish dat you're famous
Minor setback, when Ice evacuated her anus
I'm shameless and I'm comin' atcha raw
Just like Lilith and her deadly claws
In awe, on how she took ya Russian apart
Played dat bitch like a game of darts
Pop tarts, ain't got no place in our ring
Yous find out when it's ding ding ding!
~We switch back to the choir, where it is now ... raining Skittles of all things. Lilith is moving around on the screen, dancing in her full on glory as she is surrounded by falling candy~
Skittlez: You gon' eat defeat - - -
My victory is gon' be so sweet.
Choir: Just ... Like ... Ka-an-di.
"That's right."
Skittlez: Ain't on no repeat shit - - -
You bitches is about to get licked.
Choir: Just ... Like ... Ka-an-di.
"Uh huh, Uh huh."
~As we cut back to Skittlez, he is now on screen in his hoopty with Lilith and Ted E. and they appear to be driving through a tropical island made entirely of candy.~
Skittlez: I just murdered ya so Imma conserve these words
Yous just observed the lyrical madness dat yous don't even deserve
But I will not refrain tho
Ya loss is gon' be such a shame, bro
Come Sunday yous gon' taste the rainbow! Uhhhh!
Now lemme kick dis back to da real O.B. (Original Bear)
Bout to be 187'ed by my mans Ted E.
~Ted E. comes on screen and the bear is dressed down as gangsta as possible with shades, sagging pants and gold chains. This bear even smoking a phatty!~
Ted E.: I'm the original, straight vicious individual
Spitting fire like this should at minimal be criminal
It's subliminal, but you can't take the hints as they're given
We straight livin' by this force that is driven
To push limits, you can't win if you ain't in it
It's explicit to elicit the response is that you're finished
Your chances all but diminished, you can't win this.
It's beyond your rationality to conquer this reality
I'll hand you a fatality with no effect on my morality
This shit is just mortality, it happens with regularity.
It's alright, we understand that you're scared
On this mic, you just got slammed by Ted E. Bear.
~Another cutback to the Choir, with Skittlez and Lilith in the background~
Skittlez: You gon' eat defeat - - -
My victory is gon' be so sweet.
Choir: Just ... Like ... Ka-an-di.
"That's right."
Skittlez: Ain't on no repeat shit - - -
You bitches is about to get licked.
Choir: Just ... Like ... Ka-an-di.
"Uh huh, Uh huh."
Skittlez: Just like Kandi.
~The video ends and we cut back to Lilith's hotel room once again where the trio of them were watching the demo video on youtube.~
Skittlez: Yo, dis shit gota like 300,000 views already an' it only been up a cuppa hours!
Lilith: You did real good rainbow bear. That was the bestest time I ever had and all that candy! Tis a girl's dream!
Teddy: You seem to have a lot of comments already. Let's have a look at them?
Skittlez: Yo, yous right mah man Ted. We should check out dese comments.
The first one reads:
rapgameplaya1004 ya goofy ass don't need to be making music brah. shoot yaself
wonderbar45 I give this video 7/10 but only because I wanna fuck the shit out of that Lilith chick.
beatsmix2012 That was the worst animatronic teddy bear I've ever seen. Dressing it up like he's ghetto? More like faggot!
~Teddy reads the comment and loses it, hopping up in front of Skittlez and Lilith and screaming at the computer screen.~
Teddy: I WILL FIND YOU! AND I WILL INVADE YOUR DARKEST NIGHTMARES! I WILL FIND YOUUUUUUUU!
~Skittlez and Lilith have to forcefully remove Teddy from the computer as he was now trying to hack it to get the person's info.~
Skittlez: Yo chilllll! Dat prolly some 12 year old kid an' shit. E'rybody talk shit on da internets bro.
Teddy: It'll be the last thing he ever posts!
~After trying, and seemingly with some success at calming Teddy down, Skittlez pulls Lilith off to the side. He speaks to her in a low tone.~
Skittlez: Yo, boo. Like I ain't tryna tell you how to handle ya boy an' shit. But you ever thought about gettin' him a leash? Dude's straight psycho boo.
~From the background Teddy turns around and looks over at Skittlez. Teddy was currently in process of hacking the internet to find the commenter.~
Teddy: I HEARD THAT!
Lilith: Awwww, isn't he so cute though rainbow bear?
Skittlez: I think he gon' be a serial killer. Fo' rill.
~Teddy finishes his hack and cackles with the most evil teddy bear laugh you could possibly imagine.~
Teddy: Muhahahahahahahahahaha! I have you now!
Skittlez: Dis shit ain't no good.
~Our scene switches out to Skittlez and Lilith once again in his hoopty. Lilith is blindfolded as wherever they were going was a surprise.~
Skittlez: So boo, like I told ya. Since I got paid from dub C F, an' just made bank off dat label an' my demo I wanted to take you to a much better place den Mickey D's.
~Lilith pouts in her seat. She sighs, figuring this was going to be another fancy restaurant with it's stupid rules.~
Lilith: But ... but I like McDonald's!!
Skittlez: I know babigurl. But yus gon' like dis even better. I promise.
Lilith: Okay, but if this is one of those stupid sit at the table places ... I am NOT going to be very happiful!
~Skittlez' hoopty pulls up and parks. He jumps out and goes around to let Lilith out of the passenger side. She was still blindfolded.~
Skittlez: A'ight we is here boo. An' I got us da whole place to ourselves so you could do whatever you want for as long as we want.
~He removes the blindfold and Lilith's eyes light up with pure JOY as she looks and sees that they are at Chuck E. Cheese. Ball pits and rides and toys, and games and pizza! It was surreal ... and the absolute BEST date ever.~
Lilith: You have just made me the most happiful girl in the entire world EVER! Yayyyyyyyyyyy!
~Our scene fades out as Lilith skips her way happily toward the famed kid's restaurant with Skittlez just behind.~
Beth Israel Medical Center
Newark, New Jersey
~It's early in the morning the day after Revenge and after a hellacious beating suffered at the hands of Drake Knight, Skittlez is laid up in a hospital bed. He was kept overnight for observations after having been knocked unconscious during the match. His face was bruised and battered, and he looked terrible in his hospital gown. They were checking him out for a concussion. Having been cleared, the doctors were just waiting for him to wake up after the effects of the pain meds they gave him wore off. ~
~The hospital room he was in was surprisingly spotless, mostly because they just renovated that wing. The whole room is decked out in pristine white to ensure it remained sterile and fully hygenic. Skittlez opens his eyes and it takes him a minute to focus and notice his surroundings. He sees the all-white room. But the most noticeable thing to him was the presence of the absolute most beautiful woman he's ever seen. This of course, was his tag team partner, Lilith. She was all dressed in white as well. A white leather top and skin hugging white leather pants as well as white laced up leather boots as opposed to the black colored outfits she normally wore. This was mostly because Lilith just thought she had to wear white to visit him. But for Skittlez, it has a different effect.~
Skittlez: Yo ... am ... am I dead?
~Dude thought he had died and gone to heaven. It was the only explanation as to why Lilith would be there with him. God went and made his angel look just like Lilith.~
Lilith: I don't think so rainbow bear. Cos if you are a dead bear that would mean I'm dead too, and I'm pretty sure I'm not dead.
~The way she was talking ... there was no way this wasn't Lilith. But why was she here?~
Skittlez: I ... I didn't think I was gon' see you again babigurl. Yo, dats sweet of you to come see me. But like, yo I already knew we was splittin' ways after dat ass beatin'. I know I let you down an' shit, so straight up I'm sorry boo.
~Lilith didn't understand much of what Skittlez was saying, but it was pretty clear that he thought they had lost the match last night.~
Lilith: No silly candy bear, you didn't let me down. We didn't lose the match.
~Skittlez looks shocked ... and confused.~
Skittlez: Wait ... yo yous tellin' me we WON?
~Lilith shakes her head and giggles.~
Lilith: Well, I think we did but the stupid referee said it was a tie. A TIE do you believe that?
~Skittlez blinks a few times, trying to process this. It might not have been a win, but it also wasn't a loss. ~
Skittlez: Damn babigurl, how we did dat?
~Lilith smiles big and raises her hand, showing off her fingernails ... or claws, or talons or whatever she called them, which were painted in white as well. Regardless, Skittlez cringed and winced as Lilith described basically turning Ice's face to mush as if it was silly putty using said claws. He knew Lilith was not only beautiful, but dangerous as anything. A few more cringes as Lilith really gets into it with the motions and it's almost like she's reliving it because she starts getting loud and really crazy with her describing.~
Lilith: And I was going to rip that bitch bear's face right off!
Skittlez: Dayyyyum! I don' ever wanna be on your bad side girl. Shit dat's savage.
~Lilith laughs and thinks his fear of her is so cute. Suddenly, she remembers something and reaches into her back pocket and hands Skittlez a small envelope.~
Skittlez: What dis?
Lilith: I think it's your pay for last night. If there's any cookies in there I want them!
~Skittlez takes the envelope and opens it. Looking inside at the amount of his check his eyes almost pop out of his head.~
Skittlez: Awww shit son ... Gettin' paiiiiiiid! Awwww yeah!
~Skittlez does a little sorry ass dance in his bed as he sways back and forth. Lilith giggles at this.~
Skittlez: Yo but for rill, good lookin' on bringin' me my check yo. I know you ain't had to come do dat since we's done now as a team an' shit.
~Lilith shakes her head fervently.~
Lilith: Nah ah! We have another match Mister rainbow bear.
~Skittlez looks super confused now.~
Skittlez: What?
Lilith: Mhm. We have another match against those two loser bitch bears. I told Sare bear to give you a full proper contract and everything! She hasn't, but when we win she won't have a choice!
~Skittlez turns white ... even more white than he usually was if that was even possible. He gulps big and looks nervous.~
Skittlez: I ... gotta fight dat mack truck of a dude ... again?
~Lilith laughs again finding it silly that Skittlez is getting himself all nervous and scared.~
Lilith: Don't you worry rainbow bear.
~Lilith takes Skittlez hands and places them onto her boobs. Skittlez is in AWE that he is actually holding her breasts right now.~
Lilith: Sarah always told me whenever I was frightened or felt alone and unwanted alls I had to do is hold onto her boobs and everything would be wayyyyyy better.
~Lilith thinks about this for a minute.~
Lilith: Wait ... actually Sarah never told me to hold her boobs. But I did it anyway because I wanted to hold that red fur's boobs! ... I don't think she liked me doing that, but I loved it!
~Lilith thinks about this some more.~
Lilith: Hmmmm. You know, now that I think about it, any time I squeezed that red fur's boobs, it always ended up in super stupid arguments. Something about personal space and all that silly nonsense. I guess it's probably not a good idea for you to be holding my boobs.
~She shrugs. Skittlez removes his hands fom her breasts, but it had already worked him up as apparent from the rising sheet covering him on the hospital bed.~
Lilith: Anyways ... we gotta get you out of this bed and start training. We has a lottttttttttt of work to do so we can prove that red fur wrong on Sunday. Pretty soon, I'll be holding her boobs again ... and anywhere else I want to touch!
~Lilih rambles on a bit more about how she's going to have Sarah Twilight all to herself once again and Skittlez gets ready. The two leave the hospital after signing the release papers.~
Later That Day
Skittlez' Crib
Nutley, New Jersey
~Skittlez walks into his parents' house with a sense of pride and accomplishment. He has a wad of cash in his hand and a drop dead gorgeous woman at his side. He confidently swaggers into the house and drops one thousand dollars onto the coffee table in front of his mother and father.~
Skittlez: BOO-YAH! What up now pops? I told ya I was gettin' paiiiiiiid.
~Skittlez' dad looks up, startled by the sudden drop of money in front of him. He was indeed proud of his son for stepping up and earning some worthwhile money. However, as he looks up he notices Lilith. He voices his concerns with the first thing that comes to his mind upon seeing this raven haired beauty who is dressed in a skin tight, white leather outfit and has extra long nails.~
Mister Pinlethorn: Son. I appreciate the fact that you're taking this hard work seriously. And I understand you have some spending money now. But bringing a prostitute home with you?
~Skittlez is majorly offended by his father's comment.~
Skittlez: Yo ...
~Before he can respond, his mother makes just as horrible a comment.~
Misses Pinlethorn: Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Harold, he's going to get the gonorrhea. I always said, these kids these days. They don't use protection and it's such a shame.
Skittlez: MOM!
Mister Pinlethorn: Your mother is right. You don't know what kind of things you can catch.
Skittlez: DAD! Holy shit yo, she ain't no damn prostitute.
Misses Pinlethorn: Well she certainly isn't paying you.
Skittlez: Yo how you gon' disrespect us like dat?
Lilith: YEAH!
~She leans over and with a confused look, she whispers to Skittlez.~
Lilith: Ummmm, how did they disrespect us?
~Skittlez shakes his head, frustrated. Luckily Lilith hadn't realized that she was disrespected. But Skittlez knew, and it made him angry.~
Skittlez: She's my tag team partna'. Like fo' rill, don' be disrepectin' her like dat.
Misses Pinlethorn: Is that what they call it nowadays? Just be careful of the syphilis ... we don't need you ending up with the syphilis. Heaven forbid.
~Skittlez is fuming mad. Lilith still isn't sure what's even going on. But Skittlez puts an end to the visit as he could no longer tolerate the way his parents were treating Lilith.~
Skittlez: Mayne I'm don' wit dis shit. No matter what I do, yous got sumpin ta say. Well ya know what? I gots me someone who cares. I gots me someone who give me respect. And when we win and I gets a full time contract, den we see what's up. Yous ain't gonna say nothin' then. Lilith too good for you, she don' need to hear yo whack ass talkin' shit. C'mawn babigurl let's get outta here.
~Skittlez storms outside. Lilith politely waves goodbye to his parents, still not knowing they were basically calling her a street whore. The two are now off to Lilith's hotel to grab her belongings before they had to make their way to West Virginia.~
Later Still That Day
Point Pleasant, New Jersey
Point Pleasant Manor Hotel
~Skittlez' 1991 yellow Geo metro hoopty comes pulling up to the hotel after a nice long ride on the Garden State Parkway. Lilith was enjoying the ride listening to some music that was about as far from rap music as you could get. It was Disney music and Lilith LOVED every moment of it. As the hoopty comes to a stop and they get out, stretching, Skittlez poses a question for Lilith.~
Skittlez: Yo boo, why we all da way down here an' shit? Long ways from where da match was at.
~Lilith smiles big. She was full of excitement and pride in what she was about to tell Skittlez.~
Lilith: I came here because my red fur was here. Stayed in the room right across from hers mhm.
~Skittlez shakes his head and laughs.~
Skittlez: Yo, why you be chasin' dat bitch? She don' wanna give you da time of day an' shit.
Lilith: Hahahahahaha!
~Skittlez looks confused.~
Lilith: She loves me. I know she does. I mean, when I snuck into her room every night this week when she was asleep she liked everything.
~Skittlez looks intrigued now.~
Skittlez: Yo, yous did da deed? Word?
Lilith: I am sooooo happiful that she sleeps naked. It made things sooooo much easier. But these hands ...
~Lilith holds up her hands.~
Lilith: They have gone where no hands have gone before! And that red fur purrs like a kitten let me tells you. I'm shocked she didn't wake up. But I knows for sure she was dreaming about me, cos when I gots into bed next to her and had my way, she called out my name. True story!
~Coming from Lilith, it was hard to say if these events ever actually took place or not, or if she just believed in her own mind that they did. But still, it was not beyond the realm of possibility to believe that Lilith would be crazy enough to break into Sarah's hotel room during the middle of the night and ... rape her.~
Skittlez: Dat sum serious shit yo. You shoulda filmed dat shit, cos dat's hawt.
Lilith: Rainbow bear you're a genius! I can just film Sare bear and I having sexy time and threaten to show it on Slam if she won't take me back!
Skittlez: Uh ... nah yo. I never said to blackmail dat bitch. I just wanted to see da video.
~Lilith giggles and the two head inside to get Lilith's things. As they walk inside, Lilith is greeted by her Teddy Bear, who is less than impressed with her tag team partner.~
Teddy: Oh great! You brought that loser here with you?
~Before Lilith could respond to her Teddy that was being very rude. Skittlez jumps back against the wall, freaking out.~
Skittlez: Yo what the shit?! Dat fuckin' bear just talked!
Lilith: Nah ah! Don't be a meanie rainbow bear. My bears can too talk.
Skittlez: Yo I know! Dat mufukka just called me a loser!
Lilith:
!!!!! ~Lilith didn't say anything, but her jaw dropped in amazement that Skittlez could hear her bear. And yes, that symbol seriously came out of her. Whenever Lilith was shocked by something, a little bubble cloud formed over her head with
!!!!! inside of it just like a cartoon character.~Lilith: Teddy he can hear you too!
Teddy: This is ... awkward.
~As to why Skittlez could hear the bear talk when everyone else saw Lilith as crazy? Well, the answer to that was a simple one. Cause Skittlez is like Lilith. He has big dreams even when everyone says he has no shot. He lives in his imagination of what he wants his life to be. So being as he is connected with the freedom of imagination he can see what Lilith can. ~
Skittlez: How da fuck?
~Skittlez picks Teddy up and starts feeling around, trying to find a battery compartment. Teddy smacks Skittlez in the face.~
Teddy: HEY! Would you like it if I felt up your junk? Fucking pervert!
~Skittlez jumps back again, still freaked out that this bear was speaking to him.~
Skittlez: Mayne ... dis shit ain't right.
Lilith: See I knew it! I'm not crazy! Teddy I am so happiful.
Teddy: Of all the possible partners you could have and it has to be THIS guy who can hear me. Hrrrmph.
Skittlez: Yo, screw you too pal!
Lilith: Play nice you two! This is a happiful, happiful time! I have my bestest friend and my bestest Teddy ever and we're all here together. So stop being grrrrrr at each other. We all need to be yaaaaayyyyy! : D
~Again, that symbol literally does come out of Lilith as whenever she was happiful, another cloud bubble formed over her head with : D inside of it. Man this chick is more and more like a cartoon character each minute.~
Skittlez: A'ight ... but da bear stayin' in da back seat. He too much of a grouch fo' me yo.
Lilith: Teddy helps me think of ideas to beat up stupid little jobber bears like House of Candy. He does a reallllly good job too.
~As they talk, Skittlez' cell phone goes off. He reaches into his jorts and pulls out a flip phone.~
Skittlez: Yo what crackin'?
~Skittlez starts to get extremely excited as the conversation unfolds on the other end of the line.~
Skittlez: Fo' rill? A video? Yo yous playin'?
~The more the conversation continues, the more excited he becomes.~
Skittlez: Word is born dat's what's up! Yo, bet. I be there.
~He hangs up the phone and cannot contain his joy.~
Skittlez: Yo! Dat was da record label. Dey saw my beats on WCF.com last week yo and dey wanna sign me. Dey want me to bring em' a demo an' we gon' make a video an' shit! I'm legit about to be signed word is born!
Lilith: Yaaaaayyyy! ... ummm, this is a good thing right?
Skittlez: Hells yeah it is!
Lilith: Good then. Yaaaaayyyyyyy!
~Lilith and Skittlez start dancing around in celebration, although Lilith was still unsure of what she was celebrating. Teddy just facepalms about the entire situation.~
Two Days Later
WORLD PREMIER "Just Like Kandi"
~As the video begins ... the label and technical information is displayed at the bottom left hand corner.~
"Just Like Kandi"
Skittlez feat Lilith and Ted E.
A WCF Soundtrack
Kapitol Rekords 2016
~Images flash of ghetto looking - rough neighborhoods and people playing street Basketball. Skittlez is decked out in an expensive New Jersey Devils jersey, designer Jorts, the newest red and black Nikes and actual real gold chains. A fitted baseball cap, also of the NJ Devils. Lilith is there next to him wearing the sexiest latex skin suit ever produced and it is showing off a LOT of cleavage. Teddy ... or Ted E. as he was being called now, was also there just straight up thugged out. We hear a lay over on the track as it is introduced.~
"Ya'll know what this is. World Premier ... Skittlez, Lilith. My man Ted E. Kapitol Rekords. East Coast baby."
Skittlez: Put your hands up in the sky, wave em' side to side as I rock dis mic.
Believe the hype, this white boy Mister Sunday night.
Put your hands up in the air, as I rock dis beat and take you there.
Great white hype, best believe I came for a fight.
Uhhhh!
Now if ya'll gimmie a minute, let me spin it
You'll understand the plan when I'm finished.
House of Sweetness, dis round two.
Of how Lilith and Skittlez makes fools of you.
What's dat, you don't believe me dude? Let me take yo ass to school.
While Drake Knight is in fact, the dude who put me down for a nap
I am not the one in the match who tapped
Remember that? Cause even when da lights went black
It was ya Russian who threw in the towel and cracked
Oh snap! Baby don't got back, at least not a spine to keep dat shit in tact.
Ya'lls whack, we just can't be havin' dat, this is why on Sunday we's gon' help you pack.
Peace out, ya'll can hit da bricks, you, da Russian and dat shady ass trick.
Yous just been served, so yous best forgive us
For da murders to occur in West Virginia.
~The video changes out and now Skittlez is on the screen with candy raining down from the sky all around him. A choir is in the background as the chorus begins.~
Skittlez: You gon' eat defeat - - -
My victory is gon' be so sweet.
Choir: Just ... Like ... Ka-an-di.
"That's right."
Skittlez: Ain't on no repeat shit - - -
You bitches is about to get licked.
Choir: Just ... Like ... Ka-an-di.
"Uh huh, Uh huh."
~Lilith is on screen as she seductively sways back and forth while ... VERY seductively sucking on a lollipop.~
Choir: Just ... Like ... Ka-an-di.
~We cut back to Skittlez who is now flanked by swirling giant lollipops as he throws up goofy gang signs and continues to the next verse.~
Skittlez: It's over, like one, two, three. Listen to da count from da referee.
Wit no DQ's ...man dis is a street battle an' I just can't lose.
But yous? Man whatcha gonna do? Gon' suck it up when you down an' bruised?
No excuse, You can cry boo-hoo, but dude look at what ya partna' choose.
Ya bitch, yeah dat's right she slipped, found herself in reach of Lilith's fingertips
Claw grips, and man she rips dat shit, face split and she stripped the skin right off ya lips
Submit, ya bitch just quit. Took dem battle scars, an' couldn't handle it.
Aww shit, yous just got dismantled quick.
Skittlez just served you da sample dish
Of how it gon' be come Slam, time's ticked.
We gets it, yous tryna establish dat you're famous
Minor setback, when Ice evacuated her anus
I'm shameless and I'm comin' atcha raw
Just like Lilith and her deadly claws
In awe, on how she took ya Russian apart
Played dat bitch like a game of darts
Pop tarts, ain't got no place in our ring
Yous find out when it's ding ding ding!
~We switch back to the choir, where it is now ... raining Skittles of all things. Lilith is moving around on the screen, dancing in her full on glory as she is surrounded by falling candy~
Skittlez: You gon' eat defeat - - -
My victory is gon' be so sweet.
Choir: Just ... Like ... Ka-an-di.
"That's right."
Skittlez: Ain't on no repeat shit - - -
You bitches is about to get licked.
Choir: Just ... Like ... Ka-an-di.
"Uh huh, Uh huh."
~As we cut back to Skittlez, he is now on screen in his hoopty with Lilith and Ted E. and they appear to be driving through a tropical island made entirely of candy.~
Skittlez: I just murdered ya so Imma conserve these words
Yous just observed the lyrical madness dat yous don't even deserve
But I will not refrain tho
Ya loss is gon' be such a shame, bro
Come Sunday yous gon' taste the rainbow! Uhhhh!
Now lemme kick dis back to da real O.B. (Original Bear)
Bout to be 187'ed by my mans Ted E.
~Ted E. comes on screen and the bear is dressed down as gangsta as possible with shades, sagging pants and gold chains. This bear even smoking a phatty!~
Ted E.: I'm the original, straight vicious individual
Spitting fire like this should at minimal be criminal
It's subliminal, but you can't take the hints as they're given
We straight livin' by this force that is driven
To push limits, you can't win if you ain't in it
It's explicit to elicit the response is that you're finished
Your chances all but diminished, you can't win this.
It's beyond your rationality to conquer this reality
I'll hand you a fatality with no effect on my morality
This shit is just mortality, it happens with regularity.
It's alright, we understand that you're scared
On this mic, you just got slammed by Ted E. Bear.
~Another cutback to the Choir, with Skittlez and Lilith in the background~
Skittlez: You gon' eat defeat - - -
My victory is gon' be so sweet.
Choir: Just ... Like ... Ka-an-di.
"That's right."
Skittlez: Ain't on no repeat shit - - -
You bitches is about to get licked.
Choir: Just ... Like ... Ka-an-di.
"Uh huh, Uh huh."
Skittlez: Just like Kandi.
~The video ends and we cut back to Lilith's hotel room once again where the trio of them were watching the demo video on youtube.~
Skittlez: Yo, dis shit gota like 300,000 views already an' it only been up a cuppa hours!
Lilith: You did real good rainbow bear. That was the bestest time I ever had and all that candy! Tis a girl's dream!
Teddy: You seem to have a lot of comments already. Let's have a look at them?
Skittlez: Yo, yous right mah man Ted. We should check out dese comments.
The first one reads:
rapgameplaya1004 ya goofy ass don't need to be making music brah. shoot yaself
wonderbar45 I give this video 7/10 but only because I wanna fuck the shit out of that Lilith chick.
beatsmix2012 That was the worst animatronic teddy bear I've ever seen. Dressing it up like he's ghetto? More like faggot!
~Teddy reads the comment and loses it, hopping up in front of Skittlez and Lilith and screaming at the computer screen.~
Teddy: I WILL FIND YOU! AND I WILL INVADE YOUR DARKEST NIGHTMARES! I WILL FIND YOUUUUUUUU!
~Skittlez and Lilith have to forcefully remove Teddy from the computer as he was now trying to hack it to get the person's info.~
Skittlez: Yo chilllll! Dat prolly some 12 year old kid an' shit. E'rybody talk shit on da internets bro.
Teddy: It'll be the last thing he ever posts!
~After trying, and seemingly with some success at calming Teddy down, Skittlez pulls Lilith off to the side. He speaks to her in a low tone.~
Skittlez: Yo, boo. Like I ain't tryna tell you how to handle ya boy an' shit. But you ever thought about gettin' him a leash? Dude's straight psycho boo.
~From the background Teddy turns around and looks over at Skittlez. Teddy was currently in process of hacking the internet to find the commenter.~
Teddy: I HEARD THAT!
Lilith: Awwww, isn't he so cute though rainbow bear?
Skittlez: I think he gon' be a serial killer. Fo' rill.
~Teddy finishes his hack and cackles with the most evil teddy bear laugh you could possibly imagine.~
Teddy: Muhahahahahahahahahaha! I have you now!
Skittlez: Dis shit ain't no good.
~Our scene switches out to Skittlez and Lilith once again in his hoopty. Lilith is blindfolded as wherever they were going was a surprise.~
Skittlez: So boo, like I told ya. Since I got paid from dub C F, an' just made bank off dat label an' my demo I wanted to take you to a much better place den Mickey D's.
~Lilith pouts in her seat. She sighs, figuring this was going to be another fancy restaurant with it's stupid rules.~
Lilith: But ... but I like McDonald's!!
Skittlez: I know babigurl. But yus gon' like dis even better. I promise.
Lilith: Okay, but if this is one of those stupid sit at the table places ... I am NOT going to be very happiful!
~Skittlez' hoopty pulls up and parks. He jumps out and goes around to let Lilith out of the passenger side. She was still blindfolded.~
Skittlez: A'ight we is here boo. An' I got us da whole place to ourselves so you could do whatever you want for as long as we want.
~He removes the blindfold and Lilith's eyes light up with pure JOY as she looks and sees that they are at Chuck E. Cheese. Ball pits and rides and toys, and games and pizza! It was surreal ... and the absolute BEST date ever.~
Lilith: You have just made me the most happiful girl in the entire world EVER! Yayyyyyyyyyyy!
~Our scene fades out as Lilith skips her way happily toward the famed kid's restaurant with Skittlez just behind.~
