Post by The CAPTAIN on Sept 4, 2016 4:15:04 GMT -5
Location: Hydrojet Services Inc. in Reading, PA
Date: Tuesday August 30th, 2016
Time: 1:37 pm
The scene opens with Captain WCF sitting down in a waiting area at Hydrojet Services Inc., a company that "is into contract manufacturing, five-axis machining and tooling..." but also "provides other capabilities, such as dynamic waterjet cutting, composite machining and engineering..." according to the Yellowpages ad the Captain was able to find. Captain WCF however is not talking to any employees of the company, he is currently on the phone with someone that has quickly become his favorite person in the entire world.
Captain WCF: "We going to be best tag team champions WCF ever see, To-Mo-Hawk! We show the world that we going to be WCF tag team champions forever!"
Tomohawk: "Yeah sure man, but we should probably do some training together sometime if you want that to happen. We're not going to be the best if we don't know what the hell the other person is doing."
The Captain pauses to contemplate Tomohawk's statement.
Captain WCF: "But why we need to train when we already best team of all time?!"
Tomohawk: "Captain, you realize that tag teams have moves, right? We have approximately zero tag team moves together and worse yet, WE'VE NEVER ACTUALLY PARTNERED WITH EACH OTHER YET."
Captain WCF laughs.
Captain WCF: "Ha oh yes, we come up with best tag team moves ever see and we team in many great match in the future! OH! I even think of great name for team! We can call ourselves...Super Hawk!"
While waiting for a response from his Native American partner, the Captain comes up with an even better name in his head.
Captain WCF: "Or how about...Captain Sparrow!..."
Tomohawk: "Sorry man, that's a famous character in a movie..."
Captain WCF: "Yeah, Super Hawk work better."
After another lengthy pause, Tomohawk speaks.
Tomohawk: "Yeah that's a nice name. Listen Cap, something just came up, gotta run."
Without waiting for a response from Captain WCF, Tomohawk terminates the call. The Captain stares at his phone for a second, sad that he didn't get to tell his partner about his other big idea that he had come up with. Captain WCF picks up his shield that he had brought with him from the small waiting room table next to him and he walks up to the reception desk. The Captain smiles through his red mask at the frightened looking blonde woman behind the counter.
Captain WCF: "Hello miss, my name Captain WCF, I'm big deal Tag Team Champion in WCF wrestling organization!"
The blonde smiles nervously.
Receptionist: "Oh ok...how can I help you today, sir?"
The Captain points to his WCF tag team belt around his waist.
Captain WCF: "I want to put this..."
Captain WCF then hits the middle of his shield.
Captain WCF: "On this!"
The receptionist looks confused, but then dials a number on her phone. After a short, quiet conversation, she hangs up the phone and looks Captain WCF once again.
Receptionist: "Someone will be out in just a second to talk to you, if you don't mind having a seat again."
The receptionist motions to the chairs behind the Captain. Captain WCF smiles and bows to the woman.
Captain WCF: "Thank you very much for help!"
The blonde receptionist blushes, not expecting such a show of gratitude.
Receptionist: "Um yes, you...you're welcome."
The Captain returns to his seat in the waiting room. After placing his shield on the table once again, he stares into the camera that the WCF cameraman accompanying him this week brought with.
Captain WCF: "Hello WCF Galaxy! This past week, was...amazing week for Captain..."
Captain WCF wipes away a tear that had trickled down from behind his mask.
Captain WCF: "I get BIG win over BIG TRAIN and earn my first of many BIG, shiny belts in WCF. I accomplish what I dream of since I little boy. I show all my fans, all the people back home, everyone around world that I one of best wrestlers in world!"
The Captain slaps the title belt still around his waist.
Captain WCF: "And now To-Mo-Hawk and I show world that we best tag team ever to step foot in WCF ring! We join this week with Dion Phaneuf, who I already know is tough customer from old match, to take on team of Jameson Money, Satan Leopard and the biggest, meanest one of them all...Day Glider."
Captain WCF's face appears serious from what is visible of it.
Captain WCF: "Jameson Money look and act like what happen when two cousins in southern United States decide to make baby together. I feel bad for him, he have to live his whole life that way, you know...not having a fully working brain and such."
The Captain rubs his chin as he continues to think.
Captain WCF: "And then there this Satan Leopard guy, he part of same group as Jameson Money, One Tolerance. Satan Leopard same as the rest of them, they all try to act like crazy people and scare everyone. Satan Leopard even paint his face to intimidate foe!"
Captain WCF chuckles.
Captain WCF: "I don't think his paint very scary though. I actually think it pretty funny, make me laugh like circus clown. But I won't laugh at him, I feel bad for Satan. It have to be tough to live in shadow of team member, Lazy G. Same go for Jameson Money, they just aren't as good as their champion teammate."
The Captain holds up a finger.
Captain WCF: "But I not take it easy on either of them because of this. I fight just as hard as if I were facing best in business, just like me, the hero of the people, does every week!"
Captain WCF scratches the back of his head.
Captain WCF: "And then of course, there is last member of team I face this week, Day Glider. Look, I know Glider been around since time of dinosaurs, but all he need to do is ask Rilith and Tara Litebrite what I do to established veterans...I beat them!"
The Captain then holds his hand up above his head.
Captain WCF: "Now I know what else people be worried about, "but Captain, what about you facing giant wrestlers?!"
Captain WCF smirks at the camera.
Captain WCF: "Well all you need to do is ask BIG TRAIN about that one...I BEAT HIM LAST WEEK!"
The Captain points at the camera.
Captain WCF: "Captain finds way to win every week, that just the way it is. And now that I team with the incredible To-Mo-Hawk, we become unstoppable force that beats everyone in WCF!"
Captain WCF leans back and pats his title belt once again.
Captain WCF: "Sorry One Tolerance and Day Glider, this going to be tough week for you. I got something special plan for title belt and once I "ooh" and "ah" WCF crowd this week with my title, I "ooh" and "ah" them with wrestling moves that put you in loss column! The Captain and To-Mo-Hawk show that we best team wrestlers on planet and prove that we deserve to be called champions...BANZAI!"
Just as the Captain yells out his "BANZAI!", a man appears in the waiting room from the back.
Worker: "Um, sir? I was told that you had something you wanted to ask us about?"
Captain WCF jumps out of his chair with excitement.
Captain WCF: "Yes sir! I want to put this..."
Again, the Captain points at his title belt.
Captain WCF: "On to this!"
Captain WCF points down at the shield sitting on the table. The employee of Hydrojet looks incredulously at the red costumed super hero.
Worker: "Uh yeah, sir, that's not exactly what we do here. I mean, I might be able to do it, but it would cost some money..."
The Captain smiles and reaches down into his sock, producing a roll of large numbered dollar bills. He tosses it to the shocked employee.
Captain WCF: "Money no object since Supreme Galactic Super Mega Overlord Ruler of WCF, Sef Lich, sign me to lucrative talent deal that include bonus money for title win!"
The employee stares down at the money in his hand.
Worker: "I'll...I'll get this done for you in the next day or two and give you a call..."
Captain WCF takes off his title belt and hands it to the employee, striking his best super hero pose after doing so.
Captain WCF: "That sound perfect and now, I see you later. BANZAI!!!"
The Captain runs full speed out of the shop with the WCF cameraman sprinting behind him. The champ WAS THERE.
Date: Tuesday August 30th, 2016
Time: 1:37 pm
The scene opens with Captain WCF sitting down in a waiting area at Hydrojet Services Inc., a company that "is into contract manufacturing, five-axis machining and tooling..." but also "provides other capabilities, such as dynamic waterjet cutting, composite machining and engineering..." according to the Yellowpages ad the Captain was able to find. Captain WCF however is not talking to any employees of the company, he is currently on the phone with someone that has quickly become his favorite person in the entire world.
Captain WCF: "We going to be best tag team champions WCF ever see, To-Mo-Hawk! We show the world that we going to be WCF tag team champions forever!"
Tomohawk: "Yeah sure man, but we should probably do some training together sometime if you want that to happen. We're not going to be the best if we don't know what the hell the other person is doing."
The Captain pauses to contemplate Tomohawk's statement.
Captain WCF: "But why we need to train when we already best team of all time?!"
Tomohawk: "Captain, you realize that tag teams have moves, right? We have approximately zero tag team moves together and worse yet, WE'VE NEVER ACTUALLY PARTNERED WITH EACH OTHER YET."
Captain WCF laughs.
Captain WCF: "Ha oh yes, we come up with best tag team moves ever see and we team in many great match in the future! OH! I even think of great name for team! We can call ourselves...Super Hawk!"
While waiting for a response from his Native American partner, the Captain comes up with an even better name in his head.
Captain WCF: "Or how about...Captain Sparrow!..."
Tomohawk: "Sorry man, that's a famous character in a movie..."
Captain WCF: "Yeah, Super Hawk work better."
After another lengthy pause, Tomohawk speaks.
Tomohawk: "Yeah that's a nice name. Listen Cap, something just came up, gotta run."
Without waiting for a response from Captain WCF, Tomohawk terminates the call. The Captain stares at his phone for a second, sad that he didn't get to tell his partner about his other big idea that he had come up with. Captain WCF picks up his shield that he had brought with him from the small waiting room table next to him and he walks up to the reception desk. The Captain smiles through his red mask at the frightened looking blonde woman behind the counter.
Captain WCF: "Hello miss, my name Captain WCF, I'm big deal Tag Team Champion in WCF wrestling organization!"
The blonde smiles nervously.
Receptionist: "Oh ok...how can I help you today, sir?"
The Captain points to his WCF tag team belt around his waist.
Captain WCF: "I want to put this..."
Captain WCF then hits the middle of his shield.
Captain WCF: "On this!"
The receptionist looks confused, but then dials a number on her phone. After a short, quiet conversation, she hangs up the phone and looks Captain WCF once again.
Receptionist: "Someone will be out in just a second to talk to you, if you don't mind having a seat again."
The receptionist motions to the chairs behind the Captain. Captain WCF smiles and bows to the woman.
Captain WCF: "Thank you very much for help!"
The blonde receptionist blushes, not expecting such a show of gratitude.
Receptionist: "Um yes, you...you're welcome."
The Captain returns to his seat in the waiting room. After placing his shield on the table once again, he stares into the camera that the WCF cameraman accompanying him this week brought with.
Captain WCF: "Hello WCF Galaxy! This past week, was...amazing week for Captain..."
Captain WCF wipes away a tear that had trickled down from behind his mask.
Captain WCF: "I get BIG win over BIG TRAIN and earn my first of many BIG, shiny belts in WCF. I accomplish what I dream of since I little boy. I show all my fans, all the people back home, everyone around world that I one of best wrestlers in world!"
The Captain slaps the title belt still around his waist.
Captain WCF: "And now To-Mo-Hawk and I show world that we best tag team ever to step foot in WCF ring! We join this week with Dion Phaneuf, who I already know is tough customer from old match, to take on team of Jameson Money, Satan Leopard and the biggest, meanest one of them all...Day Glider."
Captain WCF's face appears serious from what is visible of it.
Captain WCF: "Jameson Money look and act like what happen when two cousins in southern United States decide to make baby together. I feel bad for him, he have to live his whole life that way, you know...not having a fully working brain and such."
The Captain rubs his chin as he continues to think.
Captain WCF: "And then there this Satan Leopard guy, he part of same group as Jameson Money, One Tolerance. Satan Leopard same as the rest of them, they all try to act like crazy people and scare everyone. Satan Leopard even paint his face to intimidate foe!"
Captain WCF chuckles.
Captain WCF: "I don't think his paint very scary though. I actually think it pretty funny, make me laugh like circus clown. But I won't laugh at him, I feel bad for Satan. It have to be tough to live in shadow of team member, Lazy G. Same go for Jameson Money, they just aren't as good as their champion teammate."
The Captain holds up a finger.
Captain WCF: "But I not take it easy on either of them because of this. I fight just as hard as if I were facing best in business, just like me, the hero of the people, does every week!"
Captain WCF scratches the back of his head.
Captain WCF: "And then of course, there is last member of team I face this week, Day Glider. Look, I know Glider been around since time of dinosaurs, but all he need to do is ask Rilith and Tara Litebrite what I do to established veterans...I beat them!"
The Captain then holds his hand up above his head.
Captain WCF: "Now I know what else people be worried about, "but Captain, what about you facing giant wrestlers?!"
Captain WCF smirks at the camera.
Captain WCF: "Well all you need to do is ask BIG TRAIN about that one...I BEAT HIM LAST WEEK!"
The Captain points at the camera.
Captain WCF: "Captain finds way to win every week, that just the way it is. And now that I team with the incredible To-Mo-Hawk, we become unstoppable force that beats everyone in WCF!"
Captain WCF leans back and pats his title belt once again.
Captain WCF: "Sorry One Tolerance and Day Glider, this going to be tough week for you. I got something special plan for title belt and once I "ooh" and "ah" WCF crowd this week with my title, I "ooh" and "ah" them with wrestling moves that put you in loss column! The Captain and To-Mo-Hawk show that we best team wrestlers on planet and prove that we deserve to be called champions...BANZAI!"
Just as the Captain yells out his "BANZAI!", a man appears in the waiting room from the back.
Worker: "Um, sir? I was told that you had something you wanted to ask us about?"
Captain WCF jumps out of his chair with excitement.
Captain WCF: "Yes sir! I want to put this..."
Again, the Captain points at his title belt.
Captain WCF: "On to this!"
Captain WCF points down at the shield sitting on the table. The employee of Hydrojet looks incredulously at the red costumed super hero.
Worker: "Uh yeah, sir, that's not exactly what we do here. I mean, I might be able to do it, but it would cost some money..."
The Captain smiles and reaches down into his sock, producing a roll of large numbered dollar bills. He tosses it to the shocked employee.
Captain WCF: "Money no object since Supreme Galactic Super Mega Overlord Ruler of WCF, Sef Lich, sign me to lucrative talent deal that include bonus money for title win!"
The employee stares down at the money in his hand.
Worker: "I'll...I'll get this done for you in the next day or two and give you a call..."
Captain WCF takes off his title belt and hands it to the employee, striking his best super hero pose after doing so.
Captain WCF: "That sound perfect and now, I see you later. BANZAI!!!"
The Captain runs full speed out of the shop with the WCF cameraman sprinting behind him. The champ WAS THERE.
