Post by Psychopomp on Sept 3, 2016 20:20:19 GMT -5
Kmart- Reading Pennsylvania Tuesday morning
Reading wasn't known for it's vast options of fancy toy stores. Even if it was, let's be honest, the hero of this tale wouldn't be able to afford it.
Having spent all of his money that was donated to him for his People Championship shot at last Sunday's Revenge he was stuck at shopping at KMart. That
specific Kmart had seen better days, yellowish walls, stains on the industrial strength carpet and mostly empty aisles. But it didn't matter to Psychopomp,
it still felt like he was in the worlds most awesomess toy store like the one in Home Alone 2. Walking around for a few minutes he finally found what he seeks.
The clearance section was almost empty but they were all there... 2016 WCF action figures! Complete with wrestling ring and infamous commentator Johny Whoa
and Zach Davis. There was still a lot of character's available ranging from a lot of former champions since they change so often that it looks like the
bookers didn't know what they're doing. Psychopomp rummage through the multiple stacks of individually wrapped wrestlers on the shelves. He starts to throw
a few of them on the ground, you might think that they we randomly selected, in fact he was specifically choosing all the action figures of this week battle royal
that he's in.
After creating a mess on the floor, Pomp sits down on the floor and looks over on how cheaply made the figurines were. Seth had probably approved them in one of his drunken stupor at work. We can see boxes with some more familiar names like Oblivion, Doc Henry Zombie McMorris, Gemini Battle, some less known as Jason
O'Neal, Chaos and some rising star like Lester Parish, Massaker (which was even priced lower than the others at 0.99$ for some reason) and of course, himself.
He stares at the toy version of himself and then processed to break open in a frenzy all the boxes in front of him! In a few minutes he manages to set-up the
wrestling ring and the table of the two announcers. Pomp starts humming each and every one of his opponents theme song and adding cheers or boo's depending
on who he's introducing while keeping the best, himself for last!
He grabs himself and the Chaos figurines and then starts commentating
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: It looks like this is going to be a slobberknocker of a match! Chaos talks about being all hardcore but he hasn't even been in a
death match tournament like Psychopomp has!
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: It looks like Pomp has the upper hand there! He launcher a flurry of punches on Chaos and moves closer to the ropes.
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: WOAH! Look at that Psychopomp! He dragon punched Chaos right out of the ring!
He throws the Chaos figurine over his shoulder and then grabs Oblivion from the pile
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: Pomp goes after the God of Insanity! But he get slam hard onto the canvas!
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: Obi is really using his size and his strength over his young rising star!
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: Oblivion is about 100 pounds larger than Psychopomp but he's not going to give up just yet.
He puts the action figures with Pomp's leg under Oblivion waist
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: WOAH! Did he just kick Oblivion in the nut sack?!?
Psychopomp takes himself and places him on top of the turnbuckle
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: And Pomp goes for a top rope hurricanrana on the giant over the TOP ROPE AND OBI IS OUT!
And he throws that figurine away and grabs O'Neil
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: Oh and now Pitbull tries to grab Psychopomp from behind
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: Wait that's not Pitbull that's the Real Deal O'Neil Johny!
The Jason O'Neil character puts his arms under Pomp's arms
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: I can hardly tell them apart but you're right! A big german suplex on Pomp.
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: He looks a bit shaken up, O'Neil wants to win this one.
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: Who can blame him?! For a shot at the TV belt I'm sure he would sell out his own mother!
Johny's hand grabs Pomp' hand and tries to throw him in the cables
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: O'Neil goes for the irish whip, WHOAH BUT PSYCHOPOMP reverses and DROPKICK over the ropes!
And another one hits the ground. Gemini is up next
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: Pomp looks fired up now and ready to continue
Psychopomp puts his character on his back
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: The old old world champion and Pomp exchanges wild punches and kicks, the new comer takes a few steps back but then he grabs both of Gemini hands
and fall back to monkey flip him over the cables and he falls hard on the cold cement!
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: Next up Parish grabs a handful of Psychopomp's hair and tries to push him over the ropes but he holds on for dear life!
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: He's not about to give up after going this far in the match!
He grabs another figurine from the pile
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: WOAH! THE BUTCHER CREAP FROM BEHIND AND STARTS PUSHING LESTER OVER AT THE SAME TIME!
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: But wait, Pomp slides under the bottom rope and uses his inhuman strength and pushes Butcher OVER Parish that makes both men falls to the ground!
The last one, the one and only!
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: This is crazy! Who would've imagined that it would already be down to these two gladiators!
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: ZMac slowly wakes up from his undead nap.
He slowly puts him standing up in the ring
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: Psychopomp is starting to get tired from eliminating every one in this match...
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: Zmac is really giving it on poor Pomp who's just lying there on the floor.
Fake Zmac is mounted over the other plastic replica and he moves to simulate a ground and pound
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: It looks like he's in trouble, he's not moving any more...
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: The Honey Badger is taking is eyes off is prey to show boat to the fans
He places Zmac at the other side of the ring and places Pomp
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: Psychopomp is slowly getting to his knees and his hand slowly reach into his pants
.
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: What he is doing ?!? It's not the time to do that!
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: He pulled out a zip lock bag from his pants...I think they're cookie crumbs.
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: What is he going to do with that?!
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: WOAH! POMP OPENS THE BAG AND BLOWS THE COOKIE CRUMBS INTO ZMAC'S EYES!
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: The badger is blind! The badger is blind!
Pomp starts speaking Zmac slangs: FGT, LOL,FGT!
The Zmac character is flailing is arms
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: Zmac is swinging wildly and moves closer to the ropes
He makes himself pull on the top rope
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: Pomp grabs the top rope and pulls it down!
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: Zmac just fell over and onto the flurry
.
And the last one falls to the ground
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: We have our winner!!!
Psychopomp grabs and raises his character in the air and cheers for himself. But he get distracted by something tapping on his shoulder. He turns around and sees one of those rent-a-cop just standing there. He looks at the mess, and at the cop. He looks at the mess and then at the cop again....He looks at the cop again and at the mess...He grabs the Butcher's action figure and throws it at the guard! He then gets up and start running to try to head toward the exit.
Reading wasn't known for it's vast options of fancy toy stores. Even if it was, let's be honest, the hero of this tale wouldn't be able to afford it.
Having spent all of his money that was donated to him for his People Championship shot at last Sunday's Revenge he was stuck at shopping at KMart. That
specific Kmart had seen better days, yellowish walls, stains on the industrial strength carpet and mostly empty aisles. But it didn't matter to Psychopomp,
it still felt like he was in the worlds most awesomess toy store like the one in Home Alone 2. Walking around for a few minutes he finally found what he seeks.
The clearance section was almost empty but they were all there... 2016 WCF action figures! Complete with wrestling ring and infamous commentator Johny Whoa
and Zach Davis. There was still a lot of character's available ranging from a lot of former champions since they change so often that it looks like the
bookers didn't know what they're doing. Psychopomp rummage through the multiple stacks of individually wrapped wrestlers on the shelves. He starts to throw
a few of them on the ground, you might think that they we randomly selected, in fact he was specifically choosing all the action figures of this week battle royal
that he's in.
After creating a mess on the floor, Pomp sits down on the floor and looks over on how cheaply made the figurines were. Seth had probably approved them in one of his drunken stupor at work. We can see boxes with some more familiar names like Oblivion, Doc Henry Zombie McMorris, Gemini Battle, some less known as Jason
O'Neal, Chaos and some rising star like Lester Parish, Massaker (which was even priced lower than the others at 0.99$ for some reason) and of course, himself.
He stares at the toy version of himself and then processed to break open in a frenzy all the boxes in front of him! In a few minutes he manages to set-up the
wrestling ring and the table of the two announcers. Pomp starts humming each and every one of his opponents theme song and adding cheers or boo's depending
on who he's introducing while keeping the best, himself for last!
He grabs himself and the Chaos figurines and then starts commentating
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: It looks like this is going to be a slobberknocker of a match! Chaos talks about being all hardcore but he hasn't even been in a
death match tournament like Psychopomp has!
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: It looks like Pomp has the upper hand there! He launcher a flurry of punches on Chaos and moves closer to the ropes.
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: WOAH! Look at that Psychopomp! He dragon punched Chaos right out of the ring!
He throws the Chaos figurine over his shoulder and then grabs Oblivion from the pile
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: Pomp goes after the God of Insanity! But he get slam hard onto the canvas!
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: Obi is really using his size and his strength over his young rising star!
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: Oblivion is about 100 pounds larger than Psychopomp but he's not going to give up just yet.
He puts the action figures with Pomp's leg under Oblivion waist
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: WOAH! Did he just kick Oblivion in the nut sack?!?
Psychopomp takes himself and places him on top of the turnbuckle
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: And Pomp goes for a top rope hurricanrana on the giant over the TOP ROPE AND OBI IS OUT!
And he throws that figurine away and grabs O'Neil
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: Oh and now Pitbull tries to grab Psychopomp from behind
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: Wait that's not Pitbull that's the Real Deal O'Neil Johny!
The Jason O'Neil character puts his arms under Pomp's arms
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: I can hardly tell them apart but you're right! A big german suplex on Pomp.
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: He looks a bit shaken up, O'Neil wants to win this one.
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: Who can blame him?! For a shot at the TV belt I'm sure he would sell out his own mother!
Johny's hand grabs Pomp' hand and tries to throw him in the cables
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: O'Neil goes for the irish whip, WHOAH BUT PSYCHOPOMP reverses and DROPKICK over the ropes!
And another one hits the ground. Gemini is up next
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: Pomp looks fired up now and ready to continue
Psychopomp puts his character on his back
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: The old old world champion and Pomp exchanges wild punches and kicks, the new comer takes a few steps back but then he grabs both of Gemini hands
and fall back to monkey flip him over the cables and he falls hard on the cold cement!
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: Next up Parish grabs a handful of Psychopomp's hair and tries to push him over the ropes but he holds on for dear life!
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: He's not about to give up after going this far in the match!
He grabs another figurine from the pile
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: WOAH! THE BUTCHER CREAP FROM BEHIND AND STARTS PUSHING LESTER OVER AT THE SAME TIME!
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: But wait, Pomp slides under the bottom rope and uses his inhuman strength and pushes Butcher OVER Parish that makes both men falls to the ground!
The last one, the one and only!
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: This is crazy! Who would've imagined that it would already be down to these two gladiators!
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: ZMac slowly wakes up from his undead nap.
He slowly puts him standing up in the ring
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: Psychopomp is starting to get tired from eliminating every one in this match...
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: Zmac is really giving it on poor Pomp who's just lying there on the floor.
Fake Zmac is mounted over the other plastic replica and he moves to simulate a ground and pound
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: It looks like he's in trouble, he's not moving any more...
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: The Honey Badger is taking is eyes off is prey to show boat to the fans
He places Zmac at the other side of the ring and places Pomp
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: Psychopomp is slowly getting to his knees and his hand slowly reach into his pants
.
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: What he is doing ?!? It's not the time to do that!
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: He pulled out a zip lock bag from his pants...I think they're cookie crumbs.
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: What is he going to do with that?!
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: WOAH! POMP OPENS THE BAG AND BLOWS THE COOKIE CRUMBS INTO ZMAC'S EYES!
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: The badger is blind! The badger is blind!
Pomp starts speaking Zmac slangs: FGT, LOL,FGT!
The Zmac character is flailing is arms
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: Zmac is swinging wildly and moves closer to the ropes
He makes himself pull on the top rope
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: Pomp grabs the top rope and pulls it down!
Pomp imitating Johny Woah: Zmac just fell over and onto the flurry
.
And the last one falls to the ground
Pomp imitating Zach Davis: We have our winner!!!
Psychopomp grabs and raises his character in the air and cheers for himself. But he get distracted by something tapping on his shoulder. He turns around and sees one of those rent-a-cop just standing there. He looks at the mess, and at the cop. He looks at the mess and then at the cop again....He looks at the cop again and at the mess...He grabs the Butcher's action figure and throws it at the guard! He then gets up and start running to try to head toward the exit.
