Looking for Lester but ended up surrounded by zombies

[Oblivion]

~._*Oblivion is walking around in the Dismal Swamp Preserves with Melissa and Keith. The Gathering hides in logs and trees. The Vixens knew they would be in an a aquatic environment, so they are half naked bouncing, splashing as they are armed with shotguns and harpoons.*_.~

Oblivion: LESTEEEEER!! LESTEEEEER!!! WHERE ARE YOOOOOU.... MOTHERFUCKEEEEER!!! IT WILL GET YOU INSIDE THAT RING AND DO WHAT A MONSTER DOES BEST...

Melissa: ALLIGATOR!!

~._*One of The Vixens tosses a shotgun to Oblivion...*_.~

BLAMMM!!!! BLAMMM!!!

Oblivion: DIE GATOR!! GO SEMINOLES!!!

Keith/ Melissa: FSU!! FSU!! FSU!! FSU!!

Oblivion: This Sunday, in Newark at The Prudential Center, Doc Henry won't have a HELL of a chance of winning!! Crazy J is a punk ass birch so he isn't winning either!! Lester Parrish can't survive in The Monster's environment! The champion is missing... THE WCF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP IS COMING HOME TO THE DARKNESS!!