bedlam and puppy slayer or and a zombie (rp 6 of the week)
Aug 28, 2016 7:32:52 GMT -5
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Post by Crazy J zt on Aug 28, 2016 7:32:52 GMT -5
The scene opens up and it’s morning time well its still early enough to get the free breakfast food at the hotel lobby and Crazy J is sitting down and Cash and Shep come join him. J hands Cash a box of fruit loops and Shep gets a box of captain crunch and then J holds up lucky charm cereal they sit down and Shep pours some milk into his bowl and C ash pours a little beer into his and J keeps his dry.
Schizo Shep: You don’t want milk on it?
Crazy J: I am not going to drink cow cum… you people are sick as fuck.
Schizo Shep: its not cum its milk like from your moms tit.
Crazy J: Well I don’t want my mom’s tit to cum in my bowl either.
Schizo Shep: And what is this you people comment… that sounds racist.
Cash is eating his beer cereal and just shakes his head at the conversation. Shep then eats some cereal and Crazy J takes a bite and then he jumps up and he is really excited he starts yelling out…
Crazy J: Gentleman we three are now cereal killers as well but that is not why I had you come down here.. Guys I wanted to talk to you about ZMAC and something else. You see Every time that guys has been scheduled to wrestle against me he has stayed quiet and I get it talking is not required but I think he knows Zero Tolerance is superior and I respect him for that. The time has come for a new era… and this week we prove it.. by the time the PPV ends we will have picked up 2 more wins as well ZT will have its First tittle. I promise you guys I will get the job done. Did you see that Mike Vick called me a bitch… but he killed puppies so he hast struck fear in me… I know most of the WCF fears him but I refuse to fear anyone that hasn’t faced me… Plus there is no bigger Monster then Jaymz…
Crazy J: But then guys I keep traveling to this place… its called bedlam and a man named Martel and Skull Master are there and when I am their I feel this monster that wants to be released and the more I go there the harder it is to come back.
Cash: Shep did you put some of your meds into his drink that sum bitch is talking crazy.
Schizo Shep: shit we on mostly the same meds so it wouldn’t work the same bro.
Crazy J just stares at his bull of cereal and then the scene goes static and we see Crazy J back in bedlam and he is standing with Martel and he hands Crazy J his flask and tells him to drink it up. J puts it to his lips it burns but not as bad as previous times. He then hands it back to Martel and they walk out into the field and they come across a women she is wearing a dress and she turns around and she smiles and continues to work in the garden. J looks and a little boy walks towards Crazy J… J Looks at the kid looks like him and walks over and hands him a stick with a sharp rock on it the kid then takes it back and throws it and it goes really far. J is impressed and he picks up another stick and he throws it and it goes even farther and the kid is impressed. Crazy J goes to hi five him and the Kid stops and bows to him and J looks at Martel. Martel then turns to the women she looks at J and she then drops down to her knee. i]
Martel: You see Crazy J these people are waiting for their king to come and they seem to think you are that man. Bedlam has always had a prophecy that a great warrior would return here and restore Bedlam to greatness… I guess only time will tell if you are that man.
Crazy J: Well after watching the puppy slayer he called me a bitch again and a girl… that guy is the king of insults… but coming from a guy that fucks only dead male dogs I don’t really put much thought into it… he says I talk to much… but I think he means I win to much… For example, football teams that are on the bottom of the league are like 4-12 at the end of the season no one fears those teams but the fan base for that team will tell everyone how great they are… well I for one wont fear a wrestler with the same type of record…. Granted he wins A little more than the bottom feeders but he has his little cheerleaders and fuck he is the Oakland Raiders…. They look scary but at the end of the day they show why they get to draft early in the NFL draft every year.
Martel: I am not sure what this raiders thing is…. Or football but what do you mean puppy slayer?
Crazy J: He runs around with this scary mask on and he makes little kids cry when he kills their puppies… he is a real monster… much like the big blue guy on monsters inc… they both make kids cry. Martel is there any sports in Bedlam that people play?
Martel: If you are talking about sports the only thing we do here is to try and survive. Bandits and killers live among us… however many people here will take up their swords and fight… who ever becomes the king of Bedlam will have an army… but they will need to be trained…. They need a leader and you might just be that man… this Zero Tolerance are you the leader of that?
Crazy J: No Zero Tolerance has three founding fathers and we one had a powerful rich man that brought us together but Zero Tolerance has no leader…. We do everything for what is best for the family. Like dropping Kira and instantly improving Zero Tolerance. I am one of the founding fathers but I am no more important than Cash or Shep… and they are no more important than me… When I roll into the arena this week I will have my first WCF solo match and I will bring home the gold.
Martel: Oh you will rape and plunder a village while your gone?
Crazy J: No Martel I will be the gladiator that will walk into the arena and outlast 4 other men and bring home the crown of the hardcore. I am going to make my Brothers proud and shut up the hatters that won’t stop running their mouth…
Martel: Well when you come home with the crown then I will have you address these people and they will all see that the chosen one has come home…. However, if you fail then you will need to find a way to prove you are worthy my lord to be a kind. Now…
Schizo Shep: Yo J wake the fuck up man…. Hey Lisa just called…
Crazy J eyes open and he just smiles at his two other brothers. They look at him like what the fuck is wrong with you.
Crazy J: By the way Cash I don’t want your wife to be pissed so I am just going to warn you that Doc is starting a rumor that he caught Lisa giving you a blow job… we all know that’s not true… she doesn’t ever open her mouth she just rubs it on your crotch but she was with your wife back stage last week…. But to keep her name pure I am going to bring her ring side for my match so no one can try to make her look bad. Do you want me to call your wife?
Cash: um please don’t call her… I will um take care of it.
Crazy J: Shep I would say I would call your women but we both know that your right hand and that bottle of jerkins lotion can’t talk.. I am just fucking with you buddy we will find you a girl soon. Lisa best friends are 2 blond twins and from what I hear they are smoking hot they will be at the wedding in a few weeks in fact you will both be walking them down as they are in the wedding party as well.
Crazy J gets up and grabs some more food and shep quickly turns to Cash.
Schizo Shep: I am so afraid to find out what these ladies will be… are they going to be imaginary or will they be another Mop or broom like on are trip.
Cash: Fuck if I know… lets just pray they are not fat ass women.
actions words the two laugh as J approaches with an apple and he takes a bite from it and then sets it down.
Crazy J: I didn’t really want to tell you this and get you guys mixed up with me and Lisa drama… But Cell Block is working on becoming a minister so he could marry us… but lisa wants her priest to do it so now we have to have 2 ministers take part in the ceremony… so it will be twice the fucking talking…. Lisa is really becoming a bride zilla and now she is talking about how she isn’t sure she likes the day we picked… I touched her feet the other day and I think she is getting cold feet… so cold somehow it came unscrewed the other day…. Does your girl’s foot unscrew? That question was for cash because we all know Sheps tissue doesn’t have a foot…
the scene fades to black as the guys are all joking and laughing … then the words YOUR NEXT WCF HARDCORE CHAMPION CRAZY J SHOWS AS THE FEED CUTS OUT.
Schizo Shep: You don’t want milk on it?
Crazy J: I am not going to drink cow cum… you people are sick as fuck.
Schizo Shep: its not cum its milk like from your moms tit.
Crazy J: Well I don’t want my mom’s tit to cum in my bowl either.
Schizo Shep: And what is this you people comment… that sounds racist.
Cash is eating his beer cereal and just shakes his head at the conversation. Shep then eats some cereal and Crazy J takes a bite and then he jumps up and he is really excited he starts yelling out…
Crazy J: Gentleman we three are now cereal killers as well but that is not why I had you come down here.. Guys I wanted to talk to you about ZMAC and something else. You see Every time that guys has been scheduled to wrestle against me he has stayed quiet and I get it talking is not required but I think he knows Zero Tolerance is superior and I respect him for that. The time has come for a new era… and this week we prove it.. by the time the PPV ends we will have picked up 2 more wins as well ZT will have its First tittle. I promise you guys I will get the job done. Did you see that Mike Vick called me a bitch… but he killed puppies so he hast struck fear in me… I know most of the WCF fears him but I refuse to fear anyone that hasn’t faced me… Plus there is no bigger Monster then Jaymz…
Crazy J: But then guys I keep traveling to this place… its called bedlam and a man named Martel and Skull Master are there and when I am their I feel this monster that wants to be released and the more I go there the harder it is to come back.
Cash: Shep did you put some of your meds into his drink that sum bitch is talking crazy.
Schizo Shep: shit we on mostly the same meds so it wouldn’t work the same bro.
Crazy J just stares at his bull of cereal and then the scene goes static and we see Crazy J back in bedlam and he is standing with Martel and he hands Crazy J his flask and tells him to drink it up. J puts it to his lips it burns but not as bad as previous times. He then hands it back to Martel and they walk out into the field and they come across a women she is wearing a dress and she turns around and she smiles and continues to work in the garden. J looks and a little boy walks towards Crazy J… J Looks at the kid looks like him and walks over and hands him a stick with a sharp rock on it the kid then takes it back and throws it and it goes really far. J is impressed and he picks up another stick and he throws it and it goes even farther and the kid is impressed. Crazy J goes to hi five him and the Kid stops and bows to him and J looks at Martel. Martel then turns to the women she looks at J and she then drops down to her knee. i]
Martel: You see Crazy J these people are waiting for their king to come and they seem to think you are that man. Bedlam has always had a prophecy that a great warrior would return here and restore Bedlam to greatness… I guess only time will tell if you are that man.
Crazy J: Well after watching the puppy slayer he called me a bitch again and a girl… that guy is the king of insults… but coming from a guy that fucks only dead male dogs I don’t really put much thought into it… he says I talk to much… but I think he means I win to much… For example, football teams that are on the bottom of the league are like 4-12 at the end of the season no one fears those teams but the fan base for that team will tell everyone how great they are… well I for one wont fear a wrestler with the same type of record…. Granted he wins A little more than the bottom feeders but he has his little cheerleaders and fuck he is the Oakland Raiders…. They look scary but at the end of the day they show why they get to draft early in the NFL draft every year.
Martel: I am not sure what this raiders thing is…. Or football but what do you mean puppy slayer?
Crazy J: He runs around with this scary mask on and he makes little kids cry when he kills their puppies… he is a real monster… much like the big blue guy on monsters inc… they both make kids cry. Martel is there any sports in Bedlam that people play?
Martel: If you are talking about sports the only thing we do here is to try and survive. Bandits and killers live among us… however many people here will take up their swords and fight… who ever becomes the king of Bedlam will have an army… but they will need to be trained…. They need a leader and you might just be that man… this Zero Tolerance are you the leader of that?
Crazy J: No Zero Tolerance has three founding fathers and we one had a powerful rich man that brought us together but Zero Tolerance has no leader…. We do everything for what is best for the family. Like dropping Kira and instantly improving Zero Tolerance. I am one of the founding fathers but I am no more important than Cash or Shep… and they are no more important than me… When I roll into the arena this week I will have my first WCF solo match and I will bring home the gold.
Martel: Oh you will rape and plunder a village while your gone?
Crazy J: No Martel I will be the gladiator that will walk into the arena and outlast 4 other men and bring home the crown of the hardcore. I am going to make my Brothers proud and shut up the hatters that won’t stop running their mouth…
Martel: Well when you come home with the crown then I will have you address these people and they will all see that the chosen one has come home…. However, if you fail then you will need to find a way to prove you are worthy my lord to be a kind. Now…
Schizo Shep: Yo J wake the fuck up man…. Hey Lisa just called…
Crazy J eyes open and he just smiles at his two other brothers. They look at him like what the fuck is wrong with you.
Crazy J: By the way Cash I don’t want your wife to be pissed so I am just going to warn you that Doc is starting a rumor that he caught Lisa giving you a blow job… we all know that’s not true… she doesn’t ever open her mouth she just rubs it on your crotch but she was with your wife back stage last week…. But to keep her name pure I am going to bring her ring side for my match so no one can try to make her look bad. Do you want me to call your wife?
Cash: um please don’t call her… I will um take care of it.
Crazy J: Shep I would say I would call your women but we both know that your right hand and that bottle of jerkins lotion can’t talk.. I am just fucking with you buddy we will find you a girl soon. Lisa best friends are 2 blond twins and from what I hear they are smoking hot they will be at the wedding in a few weeks in fact you will both be walking them down as they are in the wedding party as well.
Crazy J gets up and grabs some more food and shep quickly turns to Cash.
Schizo Shep: I am so afraid to find out what these ladies will be… are they going to be imaginary or will they be another Mop or broom like on are trip.
Cash: Fuck if I know… lets just pray they are not fat ass women.
actions words the two laugh as J approaches with an apple and he takes a bite from it and then sets it down.
Crazy J: I didn’t really want to tell you this and get you guys mixed up with me and Lisa drama… But Cell Block is working on becoming a minister so he could marry us… but lisa wants her priest to do it so now we have to have 2 ministers take part in the ceremony… so it will be twice the fucking talking…. Lisa is really becoming a bride zilla and now she is talking about how she isn’t sure she likes the day we picked… I touched her feet the other day and I think she is getting cold feet… so cold somehow it came unscrewed the other day…. Does your girl’s foot unscrew? That question was for cash because we all know Sheps tissue doesn’t have a foot…
the scene fades to black as the guys are all joking and laughing … then the words YOUR NEXT WCF HARDCORE CHAMPION CRAZY J SHOWS AS THE FEED CUTS OUT.
