Zero Tolerance - Live on Periscope - "Takin you to school"
Aug 27, 2016 15:56:03 GMT -5
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Post by Salem Shepard on Aug 27, 2016 15:56:03 GMT -5
The feed kicks in from a shaky cellphone camera in the hands of Crazy J. He turns the phone to himself then smiled and waves. He flipped the phone back around to the location. Were inside an abandoned school in Newark where the WCF will hold Revenge. The ceiling is falling apart in places, the walls were covered in graffiti and mold from water damage. Dust suspended in the light from Crazy J moving around the room kicking old water damaged books, and books that had been used as a hobos fire. Only two desks were upright and the rest were scattered about the room. Crazy J moved the camera around to the north wall where there was a large wooden desk. The front had been tagged and nothing but a few syringes and cans of spray paint sat on the desk. Behind the desk was a door that was used to have a glass plate in it, before it was shattered many years ago. The hinges on the doors creaked as it slowly opened and a man appeared with an old brown suit jacket and tattered brown pants. His hair looked a dead beaver sitting on his head...it was Shepard. His face was painted white with a brown mustache and beard and he wore glasses. He closed the door behind him and a few shards of glass fell from the top of the door and hit the concrete floor with an echo. Shepard sat down behind the desk and smiled.
Hello, I'm Professor Shepard, and welcome to my class! Our topic of discussion today will be about wrestlers who tell lies, inaccurate details and just general misinformation. If you'll turn your text books to page 17 you'll see Archer, Adrian.
Crazy J sat down at one of the desk and opens one of the old textbooks. It was a math book but the pages were worn beyond recognition.
You see, Archer is a guy who likes to tell the world that he did his homework. Well, boys and girls, when he was in my class...He failed that homework MISERABLY!!!
The last word echoed throughout the old school room and even Crazy J sat up straight.
So it was no surprise to me when I turned on the TV and saw that he claimed he did his homework. And Twilight, that sexy woman, also said that Archer had done is homework! ...Well, I have his homework RIGHT HERE!!!!
Shepard waved around a piece of paper, then reclined back in his chair with his feet on the desk.
Lets see here....The first question was "Where is Jason Cash from?"
Michigan?
NO!!!!!!! J you are not a very good student I see. Cash is not from Michigan. Archer here, his answer was: Texas. ...WRONG!!!!!!!! ...As we all know, our Hillbilly hero is from Mississippi, as his bio said. So, Archer gets a big red X for question number one.
..Shit, I knew that...
The next question was: What does Jason Cash like to drive?
A hybrid?
Goddamnit J!!! NO! Jesus fuck man! Archer answered this question: A lifted truck that he revs up the engine at stop lights. WRRROOONNGGG!!!!! Cash drives a beaten up piece of shit truck that isnt lifted. And if he revved it up at stoplights it would prolly puke out black smoke and die. That thing is a piece of shit. And if you had studied his promos correctly and done your homework in a more appropriate manner, you would know these things Archer. Another big red X for you buddy. 0 for 2.
I am failing this class too...Please dont tell Lisa.
And, for our final question. It was: Can you shatter Cash's ego?
Uuummm...NO!!! You cant!!!
And we have a fuckin winner folks!!!!
Can we dance?
No. Lets look at Archers response. he said "yes, we can cripple his ego and get into his head."
Hey woah! Even I know that isnt fucking true. Ive seen Cash get beat by six cage fighters in bar, he got the fuck kicked out of him. To be fair, he didnt see it coming. But, after that he got up - spit some blood, scratched his crotch and said in his best hillbilly voice, "Imma fuck em up when they sumbitches come back...Cant beat Jason sumbitchin Cash!"
That is correct, Crazy J. Drunk people give no fucks! They could be taking on God and they would still try to fight 'em. Jason Cash could lose 400 fights in a row and he still gonna be cocky. He still gonna have an ego. Thats who he is, and hes said as much before. So, Archer, again you get a big red X. You are 0 for 3. Had you watched any of the ZT promos and studied, you would have seen this was basic knowledge. We do have one question for extra credit. The question was: Do Shep and J paint their faces like ICP?
Well NO! Thats a dumb fucking question!!
Hey, dont cuss in my class asshole! ...Minus your profanity, that IS the correct answer!!!!!! lets see what Archer here says... Ok, his answer was: Shep paints his face like a "Certain Posse and group of followers." ..So, you dont even get the extra credit Archer. You totally fucking dropped the ball on this one. You failed. Miserably.
Shepard got up from the desk and removed the wig that looked like a dead beaver, giving way to his bright blue hair. He walked up to Crazy J and took the phone from his hand...
Archer, you're gonna beat some guys up around here. You'll collect some wins like you have already, and Im going to assume your around here for the long haul...yay....You don't think that we don't take you seriously? We take all our matches seriously, and AGAIN...had you paid ANY attention at all, you would have seen that we went to Cayman directly after our match last week. So no, we didn't "get fucked up right before our match." Shit dude, that party was almost a week ago!! You know what I like to do in my spare time, Archer? I go back through the promos I record and I like to find flaws, I like to pick at people for the stupid shit they say. I like to see if they REALLY know their opponents, ..like J, Cash and myself do. I've watched Every single one of your promos since we arrived, ...every single minute of them. I know who you are, ..Well, I know who you were, and who you are now. You're a man with an identity crisis trying to find your way in the WCF.
I have my issues, but I fuckin know who I am when I look in the mirror and when I take the paint off. You're not a whole lot different than I am, were both trying to establish who we are in this business...But at least I know what Im up against. You claimed you did your homework but it was clear that you didn't. I could go on with all the flaws that you made when you babbled on about our match, or even that shit I saw on WCF.com, ..it was inaccurate. it was clear that you STILL didn't take the time to sit down and watch my promo. I know it was long, but we have a lot going on...And hey, Im not in charge of the editing...TRUST ME - if it was up to me, that gummer hummer wouldn't have made it on TV. But hey, everyone knows now!!! ...Except for you, because you didn't watch it. And you have the nerve to tell me that we take this match lightly? I know more about you than you know about yourself. Archer, you may have the skill and the talent to hang around the WCF, but not when ZT is in the ring...And after your head stops pounding a few days after the match, you may want to brush up on your next opponent a little better than you did this week...
Crazy J turns the phone around to him and waves as he ends the live feed.
Hello, I'm Professor Shepard, and welcome to my class! Our topic of discussion today will be about wrestlers who tell lies, inaccurate details and just general misinformation. If you'll turn your text books to page 17 you'll see Archer, Adrian.
Crazy J sat down at one of the desk and opens one of the old textbooks. It was a math book but the pages were worn beyond recognition.
You see, Archer is a guy who likes to tell the world that he did his homework. Well, boys and girls, when he was in my class...He failed that homework MISERABLY!!!
The last word echoed throughout the old school room and even Crazy J sat up straight.
So it was no surprise to me when I turned on the TV and saw that he claimed he did his homework. And Twilight, that sexy woman, also said that Archer had done is homework! ...Well, I have his homework RIGHT HERE!!!!
Shepard waved around a piece of paper, then reclined back in his chair with his feet on the desk.
Lets see here....The first question was "Where is Jason Cash from?"
Michigan?
NO!!!!!!! J you are not a very good student I see. Cash is not from Michigan. Archer here, his answer was: Texas. ...WRONG!!!!!!!! ...As we all know, our Hillbilly hero is from Mississippi, as his bio said. So, Archer gets a big red X for question number one.
..Shit, I knew that...
The next question was: What does Jason Cash like to drive?
A hybrid?
Goddamnit J!!! NO! Jesus fuck man! Archer answered this question: A lifted truck that he revs up the engine at stop lights. WRRROOONNGGG!!!!! Cash drives a beaten up piece of shit truck that isnt lifted. And if he revved it up at stoplights it would prolly puke out black smoke and die. That thing is a piece of shit. And if you had studied his promos correctly and done your homework in a more appropriate manner, you would know these things Archer. Another big red X for you buddy. 0 for 2.
I am failing this class too...Please dont tell Lisa.
And, for our final question. It was: Can you shatter Cash's ego?
Uuummm...NO!!! You cant!!!
And we have a fuckin winner folks!!!!
Can we dance?
No. Lets look at Archers response. he said "yes, we can cripple his ego and get into his head."
Hey woah! Even I know that isnt fucking true. Ive seen Cash get beat by six cage fighters in bar, he got the fuck kicked out of him. To be fair, he didnt see it coming. But, after that he got up - spit some blood, scratched his crotch and said in his best hillbilly voice, "Imma fuck em up when they sumbitches come back...Cant beat Jason sumbitchin Cash!"
That is correct, Crazy J. Drunk people give no fucks! They could be taking on God and they would still try to fight 'em. Jason Cash could lose 400 fights in a row and he still gonna be cocky. He still gonna have an ego. Thats who he is, and hes said as much before. So, Archer, again you get a big red X. You are 0 for 3. Had you watched any of the ZT promos and studied, you would have seen this was basic knowledge. We do have one question for extra credit. The question was: Do Shep and J paint their faces like ICP?
Well NO! Thats a dumb fucking question!!
Hey, dont cuss in my class asshole! ...Minus your profanity, that IS the correct answer!!!!!! lets see what Archer here says... Ok, his answer was: Shep paints his face like a "Certain Posse and group of followers." ..So, you dont even get the extra credit Archer. You totally fucking dropped the ball on this one. You failed. Miserably.
Shepard got up from the desk and removed the wig that looked like a dead beaver, giving way to his bright blue hair. He walked up to Crazy J and took the phone from his hand...
Archer, you're gonna beat some guys up around here. You'll collect some wins like you have already, and Im going to assume your around here for the long haul...yay....You don't think that we don't take you seriously? We take all our matches seriously, and AGAIN...had you paid ANY attention at all, you would have seen that we went to Cayman directly after our match last week. So no, we didn't "get fucked up right before our match." Shit dude, that party was almost a week ago!! You know what I like to do in my spare time, Archer? I go back through the promos I record and I like to find flaws, I like to pick at people for the stupid shit they say. I like to see if they REALLY know their opponents, ..like J, Cash and myself do. I've watched Every single one of your promos since we arrived, ...every single minute of them. I know who you are, ..Well, I know who you were, and who you are now. You're a man with an identity crisis trying to find your way in the WCF.
I have my issues, but I fuckin know who I am when I look in the mirror and when I take the paint off. You're not a whole lot different than I am, were both trying to establish who we are in this business...But at least I know what Im up against. You claimed you did your homework but it was clear that you didn't. I could go on with all the flaws that you made when you babbled on about our match, or even that shit I saw on WCF.com, ..it was inaccurate. it was clear that you STILL didn't take the time to sit down and watch my promo. I know it was long, but we have a lot going on...And hey, Im not in charge of the editing...TRUST ME - if it was up to me, that gummer hummer wouldn't have made it on TV. But hey, everyone knows now!!! ...Except for you, because you didn't watch it. And you have the nerve to tell me that we take this match lightly? I know more about you than you know about yourself. Archer, you may have the skill and the talent to hang around the WCF, but not when ZT is in the ring...And after your head stops pounding a few days after the match, you may want to brush up on your next opponent a little better than you did this week...
Crazy J turns the phone around to him and waves as he ends the live feed.
