Post by Crazy J zt on Aug 27, 2016 6:14:02 GMT -5
The Sky is dark and a few stars show in the sky then a flame is shown as it moves about then the flame stops it’s a man holding the torch and he has long hair that is in some dreads and just nappy and dirty overall. The man has on a dirty white shirt and dark pants and he puts the torch down and you can see a body on the ground the man sticks the torch in the ground and he reaches down and touches the body and the body is none other than Crazy J… J opens his eyes the man helps him to his feet and the man hands J a flask and J drinks from it but he spits it out and he grabs his throat.
Martel: I guess I should have warned you it would burn… but even the cleanest water here burns to drink.
Crazy J: Where the fuck am I… Flint?
Martel: I don’t know of this flint… this is Bedlam and I am glad I found you… Please come with me.
Crazy J Voice Over: Great I am dreaming again… that is ok in a few minutes I will wake up and I just hope that creepy kid isn’t watching me sleep again.
Crazy J follows Martel as they wind through the darkness they come across a dead animal or something dead at least… Martel searches and he finds some wood and he uses his torch to start the fire… as Martel lights the fire you hear a creature or creatures call out in the night sounds like a wolf or wolves. The ground is made up of dirt and grass but it looks very dry where they are. Crayy J just continues to play along with his dream
Crazy J: So this bedlam place who all lives here?
Martel: I am not sure how to answer who all lives here but I am here and I will help you.
Crazy J: I have a match I have to get home for
Martel: do you play Tennis?
Crazy J: I keep forgetting that this is a dream… fuck no I don’t play tennis I am a pro wrestler and I work for the WCF.
Martel: well you don’t say
A massive wad of chew is spit out of martel mouth and he hands J the flask and he passes right back not wanting to burn his mouth again. So J looks down at the pile of dead and Martel takes out his knife and cuts into the mess and pulls out some meat he places it on a stick and he sticks it in the fire. Martel drinks from his flask and he licks his knife clean. J just has this what the fuck look on his face but he is like it is just a dream he touches the dead animal and it feels so real. Martel takes the meat out and it is now medium rear at best he takes a bite and he hands it to J. it’s a dream how bad can it taste… well to answer that its fucking bad. He spits it out and reaches or the flask and he spits that out as well the liquid hits the fire and the flame rises. J steps back and he looks at Martel.
Crazy J: So Martel… where is the crypt from here… My body and my life is in it? I need to find Skull so I can go home.
Martel: the crypt is in the center of your kingdom… I can take you there in the morning.
Crazy J: look I cant stay I need to get home and get ready to take on Zombie and Oblivion… these guys are real sick monster and they have held titles here in the WCF. You see I am going to take this monster that the WCF roster fears in Oblivion and I am going to show why I am Crazy J… He had some comments about me this week he said I wasn’t hood and that I was a bitch… that’s fine he has no idea who I am because he is to busy walking around in the woods like a creep killing dogs… I am so not impressed. He is the Michael Vick of the WCF.
Martel: If you want to head to the crypt we should leave in the early morning we should get some shut eye…
It is now early morning after the scene changes and J is asleep he opens his eyes and for a moment he is very happy to be awaken from his dream. He looks up and Martel is standing their waiting for him. Crazy J says fuck and stands up. The sun is starting to come up and you can see waste lands of destruction and death. Crazy J walks with Martel as they pass these women that are working in a small garden and another is washing rags that are made into a dress. Then J stops as a hungry little kid walks past.
Crazy J Voice Over: Bedlam… is not a place for this child to live… he is hungry just like I am… I can’t wait to see you bleed oh great and powerful dog killer. I love that you talk shit about me but you don’t know me… you see while I have been around the world fighting and taking titles you have been killing… you know killing isn’t very hard it doesn’t make you special… hell letting someone live is harder than killing… Granted I could take that kid right there and cut his throat and take him out… hell I would be doing his a favor but killing him doesn’t make me the man and it doesn’t make me stronger. So I am not hood growing up in Flint and Detroit I had to fight for my life and then at the age of 16 I went over to japan and it was blood baths all the time. I am not going to call you a bitch because you have a record and you’re a former 15 time chapion… 8 of those came with the hardcore title… but this also tells me you have dropped the ball here in the WCF at least 15 times… but then comes the greatest statistic of all time that losing record in the WCF you have lost more matches here then I have lost in the 20 years of being a wrestler… Now I know the talent here is great but I am not your bitch and when I beat ZMac for the second time and add your name to the list I guess we will just have to call me the…
Martel: Monster killer…
Crazy J: How in the fuck did you…
Martel: its gift I have you don’t survive bedlam long without having some form of power... Now ahead we will be passing through the gates to the Cyrpt I will wait outside I don’t care to go in plus you need to do it alone. Let’s keep going.
They reach the crypt and this time the door to it opens as J reaches it he lights a torch at the door and he walks down the steps a few rats run across the ground and J reaches the asylum title once more but this time he touches it and it crumbles Crazy J picks up a piece of the title and places it in his pocket
Crazy J: figures that title would crumble… I am looking forward to adding my first title from the WCF to the asylum wall…. I don’t care who I pin for the title and who I take out I just know I have to win this belt I have to do it for my ZT brothers...
Scott “the Skull” Master: Its funny I wish you was this dedicated when I was your stable mate back in the Grave Yard Crew days… But J welcome back I see you have gotten to know Martel… So tell me J are you here to stay?
Crazy J: No I can’t stay here in Bedlam I have a match to win and lisa is home
Scott “the Skull” Master: J Bedlam can give you Lisa and many more women…
Crazy J: I don’t want other women I Just want to win this match…I just want to Go home…
Dr mehoff (jack): Well then when do you plan to start taking your meds again?
Crazy J eyes open and he is in the doctor office back in LA and he looks less then thrilled. Crazy J closed his eyes and he once more is back in the crypt… He walks further into the crypt and he picks up the skull mask he looks at it and he puts it down… he comes to a spot it has a door and it says Oblivion. J Walks through the door and he sees a warehouse much like the one from Oblivion promo earlier. J reaches it and you see a man standing on a ladder and he is dressed to look like oblivion then a small band is standing with their instruments and the fake Oblivion starts conducting a song. Then a cheerleader squad comes in with skulls and cross bones and they start doing cheers…
Crazy J Voice Over: He murders people but has people pushing him to return to his glory… damn I bet about right now he is wishing I had not got added to this match… I got to get out of here before the murderer has a tea party with these kids and they play dress up.
Crazy J walks through the door and is back in the crypt he enters deeper into the crypt and he then turns and he hears the sound of a pen clicking and he opens his eyes and he is back in Dr. Mehoff office.
Crazy J: So Dr. have you ever heard of Bedlam?
Dr mehoff (jack): Jay you see Bedlam is another name for an Asylum you probably heard it on your last visit to the mental hospital in Michigan. You know the one you escaped…
Crazy J: no it’s a place its dark and Martel lives their… I really wish I could bring Martel Here to talk to you… he could explain it better.
Dr mehoff (jack): J a sign that it is a delusion is the fact that you cant show other people this Bedlam or Martel… Whats his number I will call him.
Crazy J: He doesn’t have a phone doctor he is old school just like everyone in bedlam… But doc this week I have to face 4 other men for a hardcore title and two of them are legends and monsters… One I have already defeated and the other is going to be added to the list.. When I visit bedlam I see a different side to the monster but I know this man is truly evil but it doesn’t scare me I have seen evil before not to mention I am evil as well.
Dr mehoff (jack): Jay I think you really need to take your meds and you do realize you leaving the country is a violation of your court ordered medical treatment plan.
Crazy J: Doc it was my bachelor party and the cayman islands is like just a small city with a lot of water around it.
Dr mehoff (jack): Whatever you say J I am still trying to figure out what to do about last week stunt to get you out of the hospital.
Crazy J: why are you asking me for help you’re the professional…. That would be like me asking you for advice on what finisher to use on oblivion?
Dr mehoff (jack): Well that’s easy… he is a very large man and lucky both of your finishers are submission moves but if you get him in the neck cutter it would be over… however you have Lester, Doc and Zmac that won’t just let you lock it on…. If I was you I would just lay everyone out and go for the pin…. J you know how to do to hardcore.
Crazy J: well you just made my dick tingle a little thanks jack mehoff.
Dr mehoff (jack): uggghhh…. I thought maybe you was passed that… the name is not Jack Mehoff… ok J have a great week and please don’t do anything the judge wouldn’t like.
Crazy J reaches his jeep he reaches into his pocket and a piece of the asylum title is in his pocket… he isn’t sure what to say or do he jumps in his jeep and drives off as the scene fades too black.
Martel: I guess I should have warned you it would burn… but even the cleanest water here burns to drink.
Crazy J: Where the fuck am I… Flint?
Martel: I don’t know of this flint… this is Bedlam and I am glad I found you… Please come with me.
Crazy J Voice Over: Great I am dreaming again… that is ok in a few minutes I will wake up and I just hope that creepy kid isn’t watching me sleep again.
Crazy J follows Martel as they wind through the darkness they come across a dead animal or something dead at least… Martel searches and he finds some wood and he uses his torch to start the fire… as Martel lights the fire you hear a creature or creatures call out in the night sounds like a wolf or wolves. The ground is made up of dirt and grass but it looks very dry where they are. Crayy J just continues to play along with his dream
Crazy J: So this bedlam place who all lives here?
Martel: I am not sure how to answer who all lives here but I am here and I will help you.
Crazy J: I have a match I have to get home for
Martel: do you play Tennis?
Crazy J: I keep forgetting that this is a dream… fuck no I don’t play tennis I am a pro wrestler and I work for the WCF.
Martel: well you don’t say
A massive wad of chew is spit out of martel mouth and he hands J the flask and he passes right back not wanting to burn his mouth again. So J looks down at the pile of dead and Martel takes out his knife and cuts into the mess and pulls out some meat he places it on a stick and he sticks it in the fire. Martel drinks from his flask and he licks his knife clean. J just has this what the fuck look on his face but he is like it is just a dream he touches the dead animal and it feels so real. Martel takes the meat out and it is now medium rear at best he takes a bite and he hands it to J. it’s a dream how bad can it taste… well to answer that its fucking bad. He spits it out and reaches or the flask and he spits that out as well the liquid hits the fire and the flame rises. J steps back and he looks at Martel.
Crazy J: So Martel… where is the crypt from here… My body and my life is in it? I need to find Skull so I can go home.
Martel: the crypt is in the center of your kingdom… I can take you there in the morning.
Crazy J: look I cant stay I need to get home and get ready to take on Zombie and Oblivion… these guys are real sick monster and they have held titles here in the WCF. You see I am going to take this monster that the WCF roster fears in Oblivion and I am going to show why I am Crazy J… He had some comments about me this week he said I wasn’t hood and that I was a bitch… that’s fine he has no idea who I am because he is to busy walking around in the woods like a creep killing dogs… I am so not impressed. He is the Michael Vick of the WCF.
Martel: If you want to head to the crypt we should leave in the early morning we should get some shut eye…
It is now early morning after the scene changes and J is asleep he opens his eyes and for a moment he is very happy to be awaken from his dream. He looks up and Martel is standing their waiting for him. Crazy J says fuck and stands up. The sun is starting to come up and you can see waste lands of destruction and death. Crazy J walks with Martel as they pass these women that are working in a small garden and another is washing rags that are made into a dress. Then J stops as a hungry little kid walks past.
Crazy J Voice Over: Bedlam… is not a place for this child to live… he is hungry just like I am… I can’t wait to see you bleed oh great and powerful dog killer. I love that you talk shit about me but you don’t know me… you see while I have been around the world fighting and taking titles you have been killing… you know killing isn’t very hard it doesn’t make you special… hell letting someone live is harder than killing… Granted I could take that kid right there and cut his throat and take him out… hell I would be doing his a favor but killing him doesn’t make me the man and it doesn’t make me stronger. So I am not hood growing up in Flint and Detroit I had to fight for my life and then at the age of 16 I went over to japan and it was blood baths all the time. I am not going to call you a bitch because you have a record and you’re a former 15 time chapion… 8 of those came with the hardcore title… but this also tells me you have dropped the ball here in the WCF at least 15 times… but then comes the greatest statistic of all time that losing record in the WCF you have lost more matches here then I have lost in the 20 years of being a wrestler… Now I know the talent here is great but I am not your bitch and when I beat ZMac for the second time and add your name to the list I guess we will just have to call me the…
Martel: Monster killer…
Crazy J: How in the fuck did you…
Martel: its gift I have you don’t survive bedlam long without having some form of power... Now ahead we will be passing through the gates to the Cyrpt I will wait outside I don’t care to go in plus you need to do it alone. Let’s keep going.
They reach the crypt and this time the door to it opens as J reaches it he lights a torch at the door and he walks down the steps a few rats run across the ground and J reaches the asylum title once more but this time he touches it and it crumbles Crazy J picks up a piece of the title and places it in his pocket
Crazy J: figures that title would crumble… I am looking forward to adding my first title from the WCF to the asylum wall…. I don’t care who I pin for the title and who I take out I just know I have to win this belt I have to do it for my ZT brothers...
Scott “the Skull” Master: Its funny I wish you was this dedicated when I was your stable mate back in the Grave Yard Crew days… But J welcome back I see you have gotten to know Martel… So tell me J are you here to stay?
Crazy J: No I can’t stay here in Bedlam I have a match to win and lisa is home
Scott “the Skull” Master: J Bedlam can give you Lisa and many more women…
Crazy J: I don’t want other women I Just want to win this match…I just want to Go home…
Dr mehoff (jack): Well then when do you plan to start taking your meds again?
Crazy J eyes open and he is in the doctor office back in LA and he looks less then thrilled. Crazy J closed his eyes and he once more is back in the crypt… He walks further into the crypt and he picks up the skull mask he looks at it and he puts it down… he comes to a spot it has a door and it says Oblivion. J Walks through the door and he sees a warehouse much like the one from Oblivion promo earlier. J reaches it and you see a man standing on a ladder and he is dressed to look like oblivion then a small band is standing with their instruments and the fake Oblivion starts conducting a song. Then a cheerleader squad comes in with skulls and cross bones and they start doing cheers…
Crazy J Voice Over: He murders people but has people pushing him to return to his glory… damn I bet about right now he is wishing I had not got added to this match… I got to get out of here before the murderer has a tea party with these kids and they play dress up.
Crazy J walks through the door and is back in the crypt he enters deeper into the crypt and he then turns and he hears the sound of a pen clicking and he opens his eyes and he is back in Dr. Mehoff office.
Crazy J: So Dr. have you ever heard of Bedlam?
Dr mehoff (jack): Jay you see Bedlam is another name for an Asylum you probably heard it on your last visit to the mental hospital in Michigan. You know the one you escaped…
Crazy J: no it’s a place its dark and Martel lives their… I really wish I could bring Martel Here to talk to you… he could explain it better.
Dr mehoff (jack): J a sign that it is a delusion is the fact that you cant show other people this Bedlam or Martel… Whats his number I will call him.
Crazy J: He doesn’t have a phone doctor he is old school just like everyone in bedlam… But doc this week I have to face 4 other men for a hardcore title and two of them are legends and monsters… One I have already defeated and the other is going to be added to the list.. When I visit bedlam I see a different side to the monster but I know this man is truly evil but it doesn’t scare me I have seen evil before not to mention I am evil as well.
Dr mehoff (jack): Jay I think you really need to take your meds and you do realize you leaving the country is a violation of your court ordered medical treatment plan.
Crazy J: Doc it was my bachelor party and the cayman islands is like just a small city with a lot of water around it.
Dr mehoff (jack): Whatever you say J I am still trying to figure out what to do about last week stunt to get you out of the hospital.
Crazy J: why are you asking me for help you’re the professional…. That would be like me asking you for advice on what finisher to use on oblivion?
Dr mehoff (jack): Well that’s easy… he is a very large man and lucky both of your finishers are submission moves but if you get him in the neck cutter it would be over… however you have Lester, Doc and Zmac that won’t just let you lock it on…. If I was you I would just lay everyone out and go for the pin…. J you know how to do to hardcore.
Crazy J: well you just made my dick tingle a little thanks jack mehoff.
Dr mehoff (jack): uggghhh…. I thought maybe you was passed that… the name is not Jack Mehoff… ok J have a great week and please don’t do anything the judge wouldn’t like.
Crazy J reaches his jeep he reaches into his pocket and a piece of the asylum title is in his pocket… he isn’t sure what to say or do he jumps in his jeep and drives off as the scene fades too black.
