The question of the night (rp 1 for the week)
Aug 23, 2016 21:04:24 GMT -5
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Post by Crazy J zt on Aug 23, 2016 21:04:24 GMT -5
Crazy J Voice Over: Defeat is something everyone must go through and that is what I am doing right now. I sit here alone in locker room I look at my wrestling gear and I think about everything people have said… ZT will just leave once they lose or they will fade away… Mother fuckers I am not fading I am going to burn this mother fucker down. However A loss is something that had to happen maybe I needed to be humbled maybe I needed to be reminded that I am still human… I am the Crazy One I am Crazy Mother Fucking J and this is not the end of me.
A light shines and Crazy J is sitting in the corner rocking back and forth… he takes his ZT shirt off and he walks over and he puts on a white dress shirt and he buttons the cuffs he then takes out some skull cufflinks and he puts on a blood red tie and then he puts on some white suit pants and a white suit jacket he stops and he looks in the mirror.
Crazy J Voice Over: In my life I had two role models and Scott Masters the skull Master was one and Frank wonderful was the other these men did their best to make me a better man… But tonight I disappointed both of these men…. Fuck man I really need to get into the doctor before I hurt someone or myself…. Fuck He hasn’t even called me and I texted him like 20 minutes ago.
Crazy J cell phone rings and J answers it.
Crazy J: Hey Scott Masters what up?
Cell Block: Oh shit player this is your boy Cell Block… I was just going to tell you I am almost to the arena… I have the ring player.
Crazy J: Thanks player but I got to go I have some other stuff to take care of.
Crazy j hangs up his phone he walks over and he picks up his phone and he dials a number on speaker phone.
Scott “the Skull” Master: Jay man whats up dude I am sorry I was talking to the wife and my phone was in the other room… Look I watched the match and honestly you looked good you guys almost won it… Why are you freaking out so bad?
Crazy J: Look first things first I am going to ask Lisa to marry me…
Scott “the Skull” Master: J this whole lisa thing is strange bro I really think Dr. Mehoff needs to change your meds… but Crazy J you need to go back to your roots and make things happen… become the hardcore monster that you are… I believe you know what to do about your wrestling but you really need to think about this stunt with Lisa.
Crazy J: I will give you that hardcore mother fucker but don’t you dare try to talk me out of my love of my life… she isn’t causing me to lose she cheers me on and she pushes me to be better…. But you want to shit on that then you can go fuck yourself.
Crazy J hangs his phone up and he screams and kicks a chair in the room… he is breathing hard and is pouring water out of his face. He splashes some water out of a bottle onto his face and he goes back to the mirror.
Crazy J: Scott I looked up to you but I am not backing down why is everyone trying to stop me and Lisa being together but he is right I need to bring hardcore back and show why people like Zombie boy are not hardcore… I am hardcore…. I am going to beat someone’s ass this week I feel sorry for whoever it is that gets in my way. Frank Wonderful I hope you would be proud of me and be happy that I love your grand daughter… tonight she will have the chance to say yes to me… she pushes me and she guides me to the ring and tells me to bring the damage and I think soon I will have her come to the ring with me giving me that push. Tonight my parents came to the arena but it was a mistake my dad disappointed me again…. But then again I am sure I disappointed him as well.
Just then Cell Block walks in and hands Crazy J a box and J hugs him and then Cell block goes back out he says he forgot the flowers in the truck. He opens up the ring box and looks at his mother’s ring. He then shuts the box and he washes his face again. He looks into the mirror and he stops.
Crazy J: What are you looking at you have to get it together.
J goes over and sits in the chair and cell block walks in and he hands J the flowers…
Crazy J: Well Cell block thanks for the flowers but I
am still not sleeping with you.
Cell Block: Why you so nervous have you ever asked a girl to marry you before?
Crazy J: well this one time I was seeing this girl and her father asked me what I do… well looking back the wrong answer was your daughter but don’t worry she is still a virgin I fucked her in the ass. Look back I should have told him I was a hardcore champion at GWA… but oh well looking back she was kind of anal. She was always up tight…
Cell Block: please tell me something aren’t you worried about getting married and having the same pussy every day of your life and never getting pussy from another women. Plus once they eat wedding cake they seem to dry up. You know the difference between your dick and your WCF paycheck don’t you? You wont have to beg Lisa to blow your money.
Crazy J: Lisa has an amazing tight little box don’t get me wrong plus I don’t see her wanting to cut me off. But she doesn’t want to put my dick in her mouth so she just rubs it on her face and then she makes me clean her off with a towel she won’t swallow it’s like her mouth is made of plaster.
Cell Block: plaster… um…. Yeah um… Bro what can I do for you.
Crazy J: Look man you can help me out if you can go and get this list of items for me… and bring them to my house in U-P of Michigan home. Ok I need to go talk to my mom real quick so please take care of this list.
Crazy J walks out of the room and cell block just shakes his head… as the scene fades to black.
A light shines and Crazy J is sitting in the corner rocking back and forth… he takes his ZT shirt off and he walks over and he puts on a white dress shirt and he buttons the cuffs he then takes out some skull cufflinks and he puts on a blood red tie and then he puts on some white suit pants and a white suit jacket he stops and he looks in the mirror.
Crazy J Voice Over: In my life I had two role models and Scott Masters the skull Master was one and Frank wonderful was the other these men did their best to make me a better man… But tonight I disappointed both of these men…. Fuck man I really need to get into the doctor before I hurt someone or myself…. Fuck He hasn’t even called me and I texted him like 20 minutes ago.
Crazy J cell phone rings and J answers it.
Crazy J: Hey Scott Masters what up?
Cell Block: Oh shit player this is your boy Cell Block… I was just going to tell you I am almost to the arena… I have the ring player.
Crazy J: Thanks player but I got to go I have some other stuff to take care of.
Crazy j hangs up his phone he walks over and he picks up his phone and he dials a number on speaker phone.
Scott “the Skull” Master: Jay man whats up dude I am sorry I was talking to the wife and my phone was in the other room… Look I watched the match and honestly you looked good you guys almost won it… Why are you freaking out so bad?
Crazy J: Look first things first I am going to ask Lisa to marry me…
Scott “the Skull” Master: J this whole lisa thing is strange bro I really think Dr. Mehoff needs to change your meds… but Crazy J you need to go back to your roots and make things happen… become the hardcore monster that you are… I believe you know what to do about your wrestling but you really need to think about this stunt with Lisa.
Crazy J: I will give you that hardcore mother fucker but don’t you dare try to talk me out of my love of my life… she isn’t causing me to lose she cheers me on and she pushes me to be better…. But you want to shit on that then you can go fuck yourself.
Crazy J hangs his phone up and he screams and kicks a chair in the room… he is breathing hard and is pouring water out of his face. He splashes some water out of a bottle onto his face and he goes back to the mirror.
Crazy J: Scott I looked up to you but I am not backing down why is everyone trying to stop me and Lisa being together but he is right I need to bring hardcore back and show why people like Zombie boy are not hardcore… I am hardcore…. I am going to beat someone’s ass this week I feel sorry for whoever it is that gets in my way. Frank Wonderful I hope you would be proud of me and be happy that I love your grand daughter… tonight she will have the chance to say yes to me… she pushes me and she guides me to the ring and tells me to bring the damage and I think soon I will have her come to the ring with me giving me that push. Tonight my parents came to the arena but it was a mistake my dad disappointed me again…. But then again I am sure I disappointed him as well.
Just then Cell Block walks in and hands Crazy J a box and J hugs him and then Cell block goes back out he says he forgot the flowers in the truck. He opens up the ring box and looks at his mother’s ring. He then shuts the box and he washes his face again. He looks into the mirror and he stops.
Crazy J: What are you looking at you have to get it together.
J goes over and sits in the chair and cell block walks in and he hands J the flowers…
Crazy J: Well Cell block thanks for the flowers but I
am still not sleeping with you.
Cell Block: Why you so nervous have you ever asked a girl to marry you before?
Crazy J: well this one time I was seeing this girl and her father asked me what I do… well looking back the wrong answer was your daughter but don’t worry she is still a virgin I fucked her in the ass. Look back I should have told him I was a hardcore champion at GWA… but oh well looking back she was kind of anal. She was always up tight…
Cell Block: please tell me something aren’t you worried about getting married and having the same pussy every day of your life and never getting pussy from another women. Plus once they eat wedding cake they seem to dry up. You know the difference between your dick and your WCF paycheck don’t you? You wont have to beg Lisa to blow your money.
Crazy J: Lisa has an amazing tight little box don’t get me wrong plus I don’t see her wanting to cut me off. But she doesn’t want to put my dick in her mouth so she just rubs it on her face and then she makes me clean her off with a towel she won’t swallow it’s like her mouth is made of plaster.
Cell Block: plaster… um…. Yeah um… Bro what can I do for you.
Crazy J: Look man you can help me out if you can go and get this list of items for me… and bring them to my house in U-P of Michigan home. Ok I need to go talk to my mom real quick so please take care of this list.
Crazy J walks out of the room and cell block just shakes his head… as the scene fades to black.
