Na-na-na-na boo boo... Oblivion is better than you two

[Oblivion]

~._*The sun is starting to rise off the coast of Columbus, Ohio. Oblivion, dressed in jogging shorts, muscle shirt and athletic shoes. There was no need for the usual change of theatrical make-up. Sometimes latex skin. But, the sun is slowly rising and no one is on the same beach, The God of Enlightenment did not find the need to cover up during the hard run. Oblivion screams out during the run...*_.~

Oblivion: HENRY SPEARMAN AND DOC HENRY LINE UP THEIR ASSEEEEES!!! WHILE THE MONSTER SLICE THEM UP AND SMASH IN THEIR ASSESS!! EVIL PLANS AS IT GOES THROUGH THEIR MIIINDS!! MINISTER OF DARKNESS HAS SINISTER DESIGNS!! THE SOUTHERN ROUGE SEEMS TO BE LOOOSSST!! THE DARK MESSIAH DEFEATS THE CONFEDERATE AT NO COST!! AS HENRY SPEARMAN KEEPS ON LEARNIIING!! URGES TO DESTROY YOU KEEPS ON CHURNIIING!!! OH FUCK YEAH!! OH FUCK YEAH!!

~._*Oblivion bolts down the beach. The sun is slowly coming up. The Monster goes back to IT's hotel and takes a shower. There are three messages on the answering machine...*_.~

Message #1: Dig deeper into you darker side Obi!! We are never too far away!! You know WHO this is!! We will meet again... <beep>

Message #2: HEY... You peanut butter bitch!! I wanna do something special with you. Hit me up! If you don't call me, Doc Henry WAS right FAUXblivion... HA!! HA!! HA!! <beep>

Message #3: Oblivion!!! BUDDY!! Alright, look... don't wanna say too much!! You know the plan!! LET'S DO THIIIIS!!! <beep>

Oblivion: Well, sum bitch... everyone calling yours truly!! Well, Bell's bells. I just got back. IT hasn't showered yet... maybe go to the gym? FUCK YEA!! HELL YEAHH!! The Monster will do what Doc Henry didn't do... TAKE THIS MATCH SERIOUSLY!! OBLIVION HAS SOMETHING TO PROVE!! NEEDS TO PROVE SOMETHING.. Oblivion shouldn't have to prove ITself!! 15 tucking championships! 15 CHAMPIONSHIPS!! Only two other people have done better in WCF history!! Doc Henry what?! 5 tag titles, maybe can considered one of the best tag... TAG TEAM wrestlers of all time. But, this is a triple threat match.

But, and who do we have tangling with? A rookie? Henry Spearman? Is he gooey gooey like gum? Can we open him up and find out? C'mon let's do it!! After the older, the veterans, of the match batter and bruised each other. While we took over... TOOK OOOOVER THE MATCH!!! Entertaining the fans that are close to the ring, by tying up Henry Spearman... show the fans that Spearman is SOFT... SOFT... SOOOOOOFT compared to the veterans of Doc Henry and The Monster Oblivion.

~._*Oblivion exits the hotel room and gets into IT's black van with a duffle bag. The God of Enlightenment drives to the closest gym. Oblivion walks in everyone looks and hawks at the massive beast. No one asks for a membership card. Oblivion talks under IT's breath...*_.~

Oblivion: First cardio. All everyone talks about. Oblivion you are one old overruled. Doc Henry wants to waste his time...

~._*Oblivion pushes a button on the treadmill, accelerating the speed. Oblivion proceeds to yell.*_.~

Oblivion: FUCKING BULLSHIT!! NO MATTER HOW HARD OBLIVION SUCCEEDS ITS NEVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR THOSE KNUCKLE DRAGGING BROW SLOPIN' MEATSACKS!! IF THE MONSTER AS TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF DOC HENRY AND HENRY SPEARMINT GUM... SO F*CK IT BE IT!!

~._*Oblivion looks to IT's right and sees a old man struggling on the treadmill. Oblivion does a double take, that double take startled the old man...*_.~

Oblivion: HEY old man!!

~._*The old man gets startled loses his footing; The treadmill overtakes the old man, who just trips over his own feet and tries to keep up and stand up, but ends up falling flat on his face on the spinning treadmill. The small framed, frail old man flies backwards away from the machine...*_.~

Oblivion: WHOA!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY F*CK DUDE!! Is that old man okay?! PFFTH!! Doesn't matter!! Oh Heelll no!! Paramedics?! For that old frat?! Doc Henry and Henry Spearman will need looking after once the match is done!! Hell, Spearman you're young, rookie year, skies the limit!! But, poke The Monster with a stick you're not gonna see much of the rest of the year. You're looking at a bona fide Hall of Famer and you wanna talk smack?

The old Oblivion would find where you live, break into your house WHILE you were sleeping. Tie your ass up, torture you. Hear you scream!! You laugh? You think this is funny Spearman?! How bout Oblivion go through shit not giving a fuck about regulations!! Meaning... at Slam, IT could recklessly but, methodically dissect both you two physically, mentally and metaphysically.

~._*Oblivion gets off the treadmill walking past the paramedics treating the fallen old man who is screaming about his old Red Machine back "in the day". He called her "Nay-nay". Oblivion walks passed the paramedics. The old man sees Oblivion immediately flips out, screams through the oxygen mask...*_.~

Old man: That's him!! That's nay-nay!!

~._*Immediately, after hearing NAY-NAY, Oblivion flips out and screams out at the old man...*_.~

beep... beep... beep... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

~._*Oblivion laughs, points at the old man, then proceeds to piss on the old man, before pulling down IT's pants and taking a massive sh*t on the carcass of the dead old man. After down, Oblivion, uses the edge of a nearby dress to wipe IT's shitty asscrack. Oblivion smiles, with a complete relief. The woman, with the shotty dress gives Oblivion a look of disgust. Oblivion sticks IT's right index and middle finger under her nose. The woman immediately upchucks, throwing up everywhere.

People walk past, slipping in it, falling it, being covered in the throw up. Oblivion turns to a nearby camera...*_.~

Oblivion: Seeing all you bi-podular asshats Putin's makes Oblivion thinks... Smelling this sh*t, Doc Henry CONFEDERATE inbred self is under The Monster Oblivion!! How dare his assistant doesn't even have the gall to even train for this match!! The Monster doesn't even want to soil IT's bloody mitts on some rookie bitch. Bad enough on some red neck has been. But, some of you are saying you're not liking the nice guy image. But, in Columbus, Ohio The Monster is gonna layout Doc the limp Cock and Spearman, quicker than you can say... CHOKE ON THAAAAAT BITCH!!! Oh, before IT forgets. Look at Doc Henry's move-set, then compare it with Henry Spearman's low-key. But, look at Oblivion's move-set. The Monster is not just a brawler, but a scientific master. Oblivion forgot wrestling knowledge than what Doc Henry and Spearman knows combined.

You see you mental nuggets, you two are unprepared!! Oblivion has the knowledge and the tools to beat both your asses!! IT just proved that Doc only wants to hang out with his family and doesn't give a f*c'mon about this business, like The Monster!! You... Henry Spearman you're different. You WANT to be IN this business!! But, your game is short dude!! You have to step inside the ring with two veterans. Your chances don't look so good!! Think about... Dickhead Doc didn't care to train. Oblivion busted IT's ads for this match. CAN YOU TWO SAY THAT?! Can WCF truly stand behind two posers who can't put in any effort?! Oblivion put in 110% effort!! That is why Oblivion is gonna school Henry Spearman and The Monster is gonna reeducate Doc Henry.

Bye-Bye....

~._*Oblivion looks into the camera and flips a double "bird". Oblivion slowly walks away, whistling out of the gym and into the van. Oblivion screams out...*_.~

Oblivion: FUCK YOU DOC HENRY!! FUCK YOU HENRY SPEARMAN!! YOUR ASSES WILL BELONG TO THE MONSTEEEEERRRR!!!