Post by Lilith on Aug 21, 2016 14:14:53 GMT -5
Sunday, August 14th 2016
Manchester, New Hampshire
Verizon Wireless Arena
6:02PM EST
Two long hard years had passed since Lilith had last stepped foot in this company, the WCF, perhaps the greatest wrestling federation of all time… or at least it was, once upon a time in a galaxy far far away… or something like that! Anyway, the last time Lilith had been here, she had been with her lover, her girlfriend, the bestest HUMAN friend she had ever had, her Sare Bear, Sarah Twilight and the two of them had got up to all sorts of naughty things. They had even turned one bubble gum bitch into a cyborg, can you believe that? The thought of it still made the brunette laugh to this very day.
But something bothered her and it bothered her A LOT. She saw it on TV, fans of hers (yes she has fans, shut up) even tweeted her about it asking for her super valued opinion on the matter. What Lilith had witnessed from far far away disgusted her. What had once been a great company, with many many super awesome talented wrestlers had been reduced to… this. Each and every one of her happiful memories here had, in her opinion, which was obviously the only opinion that mattered, been torn up into a million teeny tiny pieces and set on fire by none other than the OWNER of the WCF, Sethykins Lerch.
For months Lilith had sat and watched what was once her favorite show on TV, WCF Slam, whilst eating her breakfast cereal and all it had done was annoy her and make her super SUPER unhappiful. Sare Bear constantly told her “no no no” when Lilith had told her that she wanted to do something about it and for the most part Lilith had listened to her red furred lover… but enough was enough. Lilith had decided that first thing Sunday morning she was going to drive to whatever arena the show was being held at and she was going to walk straight up to good old Sethykins and slap him HARD right across his ugly little face. And so here she was, it was Sunday afternoon, she was sitting in Sethykins office just waiting for her old boss to show his ugly little face and she planned on giving him a piece of her mind… which to her was LONG overdue.
Lilith leaned back in Sethykins chair with her feet up on his office desk as she wondered just where everyone actually was. She hadn’t seen Sethykins, she hadn’t even seen any backstage crew workers which she found extremely weird. Usually someone would have stopped her from breaking into Sethykins office… only to end up with their head shoved through a nearby wall or something fun like that. But nope, thus far she hadn’t had much fun at all… well except for deliberately messing up Sethys neatly displayed wrestling figure collection which she knew he just ADORED. She couldn’t wait to see his face when he finally saw what she had done to them.
Lilith yawned big as she leaned back in the chair and stretched out as much as she could, banging her feet on the desk and sending a bit of mud spreading across the table and the paperwork scattered across it. Jeez she was bored waiting for that weirdo to make his appearance, luckily for her though wherever she went her teddy bears were close to follow… they literally couldn’t go five minutes without her which Lilith always found super adorable.
Her favorite and oldest bear, Mr Ted “Teddy” Bearington, made his way onto Sethys desk with a few other bears close behind him and made himself comfortable as he looked up at Lilith with his cute little brown eyes. He was obviously growing tired of Sethys shit too, as the other bears sat themselves down eating their sandwiches and playing poker… or whatever it was bears played.
Teddy: Lilo why are we still here? It’s obvious that Mr. Lerch isn’t here. We should have stayed home like Sarah wanted…
Lilith nearly just threw up right there.
Lilith: Mr. Lerch?!!! Ewwwwwwww!!! Teddy! Don’t call him that! That’s GROSS!!!
Teddy hung his head in shame knowing he had just disgusted his bestest and favoritist person in the whole entire world.
Teddy: Sorry, Lilith. I’m just saying that…
Lilith: Saying that we should listen to Sare Bear? Pffffffffft, Teddy! Sarah isn’t ALWAYS right!
Lilith rolled her perfectly made up eyes.
Lilith: Besides! Even if Sare Bear WAS right… which she totally isn’t by the way! She just wouldn’t have understood this. To Sare Bear her career ended years ago and that's just the way she wants it to be. She gots everything she ever wanted, she had her happifully ever afters and rode off into the distance as the first and still ONLY female World Champion in WCF history… with me by her side. What more could she ever possibly want, Teddy?
Lilith looked around Sethykins office at all his WCF toys and posters and stuff. Across the walls and on the shelves he had every single star of past and present in some kind of form… even a cute little Sarah Twilight toy which Lilith so desperately wanted to steal… but there was one missing and although she tried not to show it, it did bother her quite a bit. The toy which she thought, no, the toy she KNEW should have been right there, right next to the Sarah toy should have been a Lilith one. Had Teddy not been there she probably would have even cried about this it bothered her so much but instead she just continued to play it cool… or at least try to. Lilith cleared her throat before she continued.
Lilith: But me, Teddy… I've always felt like my story has never even got to the bestest bits. I feels like I just broke into the Three Bears house and haven't even found the porridge which was just right yet. And you knows who's fault that is that my story hasn't even gotten past page two?! None other than freaking gross ball Sethy himself!!! And that's why I'm here, Teddy, cos I am sick to death of staying at home and playing house with my Sare Bear whilst I just sit there and watch that idiot just take my story book at set it on fire!
Lilith folded her arms and looked quite cross with herself as she paused for a brief moment.
Lilith: You think Sare Bear would understand this stuffs?! No! Of course she wouldn't! Hell she probably hasn't even realized that I'm gone! Things between us haven't exactly been super happiful fun times lately, Teddy. But that's besides the point! The point is… after all these weeks, all these months… hell, all these YEARS of being away… I am FINALLY back and it's about time I did something I should have done a longggggggg time ago!
Teddy: Wha--- Lilith! You can't do that! That's super naughty!!!
Lilith: Oh yeah? Let's see Sethykins stop me!
And with that Lilith ripped open a box of Seths cookies and immediately started to munch on them much to Teddys horror. With a cookie in her mouth Lilith once again leaned back in Seths chair and looked at her watch, or where her watch would be if she was actually wearing one and could actually tell the time.
Lilith: You knows this is like completely ridiculous. One of the greatest and yet at the same time… most under appreciated WCF stars OF ALL TIME returns to the WCF and Sethykins is late for our meeting! I mean who the hell does he think he is?! Stupid grease ball yuck faced weirdo bear!!!
Teddy: Errrrrr, Lilith, you didn't set up a meeting with him…
Lilith: Shhhhhh you! I knows I didn't but HE doesn't know that!
Teddy looked at Lilith quite confused as the crazed brunette continued to eat Seths shitty cookies.
Lilith: God bear these are terrible!
Just before Lilith was about to throw the disgusting, tasteless cookies away the door knob FINALLY began to turn and so Lilith quickly got herself back into position with cookies all over herself and the table. Here he finally came, the worst WCF owner of all time looking just as gross and nerdy as Lilith remembered him looking. Some things never changed. As soon as he entered the room his ugly little weak looking jaw dropped as he looked around at the mess Lilith had caused, he wasn't at all happiful and Lilith found this very very funny. Sethykins just stood there looking like he was about to explode as Lilith continued to look back at him with an innocent smile on her face with his cookies crumbs down her top.
Seth: What have you done to my office?!
Lilith: Whoa! YOUR office?! Pfffffft! I don't see your name on it, Sethykins!
Seth: Who let you in here?!!
Lilith: Who let me in here? Hmmmmmms… Oh I dunno, Sethy… it was probably just those imaginary security guards you have patrolling the corridors there. I gots to say they're doing a GREAT job! Just letting any old crazy, unhappiful girl in here? It's a good job I don't have a gun, right?
Seths face turned white.
Seth: What?!
Lilith burst out laughing looking at Sethy who looked like he was about to pee himself.
Lilith: Hahahaha!!! Relax, Sethykins. I don't have a gun! Anywayzzzzzz take a seat, Sethy. We have important things to talk about and I don't have all day! Well, I do… but I'd rather do other things than have to sit here and talk to you.
Lilith smiled politely at the WCF owner as he looked down at the chair at the opposite end of the table to where Lilith was sitting and then sharply looked back up at Lilith with cross eyes.
Seth: You're sitting in my seat!
Lilith: Yeah? Well I don't see your name on this either! So sit down! There's a good boy.
Seth continued to look at Lilith all angrily but Lilith just found it hilarious knowing that he wouldn't do a damn thing to or about this. Eventually he took a seat opposite Lilith and sat there looking all grumpy.
Seth: What do you want Lilith?
Lilith: What do I want? HA! Finally we’re getting somewhere here! These cookies suck by the way! I expect better ones to be in here the next time I want to come say hi.
Seth: The next time? Oh god please shoot me now.
Lilith: Already told you, Sethy, I don't have a gun. ANYWAY!!!
Lilith placed another one of Seths cookies into her mouth.
Lilith: Yes, let's talk about the reason I'm here, shall we?!
Seth: If we must…
Lilith sat up in her chair and grabbed hold of some of the papers on Seths desk, banging them down on the table and trying her best to look all professional.
Lilith: Seth, who am I?
From the other side of the table Lilith watched as Seth sighed quite heavily.
Seth: Really?
Lilith: Answer the question, Seth. Come on, any time today.
Once again Seth sighed.
Seth: You're Lilith, one of the most annoying women I have ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Most of Liliths teddy bears ran away at this point, they knew exactly what was about to go down here.
Lilith: Mmhmmmm, see that's exactly what I thought you'd say, Sethykins.
At this point Lilith got out of her chair and grabbed her nearby baseball bat, which was hidden away beneath the desk. The baseball bat was super cool by the way, it had sparkly stars and moons and even unicorns on it. Anyway Lilith began to pace back and forth behind the desk, looking around the office and outside of the nearby window with the awesome baseball bat over her shoulder. She was mostly doing this for effect because she knew how much Seth loved to watch her, but she was actually quite grrrrrrr right now. Lilith finally stopped next to the window and looked outside of it at the streets below them.
Lilith: You recognise my girlfriends greatness, which you totally should by the way, but where am I? Where is Lilith? Am I recognised as the SECOND greatest and bestest female fighter of all time alongside my Sare Bear? Am I in any of the posters you gots across your walls here? Is there even a cute little Lilo toy to go with the Sarah one? No no no no no! No there is not! There is nothing! NOTHING, SETHYKINS!!! Do you knows how much that just breaks my heart to know that you have literally just taken MY story book and tried to delete it like the meanie face you are?! It doesn’t matter that for soooooooo long I was one of the top girls in this place and held… THIS many titles here!
Lilith shoved a few of her fingers in Seths face to show how many she held, she probably got the number wrong… what with her inability to count and all.
Lilith: I mean really, Sethy, do you knows how much that hurts a girl? DO YOU?!!! I mean how would you like it if some meanie faced person came in here and started destroying YOUR stuff?! Huh?! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT SETHY?!!
Lilith swung her baseball bat and crashed it straight into the cabinet which still held some of Seths prized action figures. Immediately they broke on impact and a Doc Henry one just snapped right in half, much to Liliths happifulness. Seth on the other hand wasn’t happiful with what she had just done and went to stand up only to be met with an angry Lilith right in his face.
Lilith: SIT DOWN, SETHY!!! We aren’t done yet, silly! So anywayz where was I? Oh yeah… so yeah I’m at home, right? And I see all this crap going on under YOUR control because of course WCF is going straight to hell with YOU in charge, Sethy. God bear this place was just soooooooo much better when my Sarah was in charge… but then you knows that don't you?! You gots losers winning the World Title here, people setting fire to other peoples locker rooms there… and even an annoying german kid coming onto MY twitter and trying to act like some kinda modern day Daggy, Lilith hybrid but just like… failing at every single step! Sooooooo what do I do, Sethy, huh?! WHAT DOES LILITH DO?!! I figures to myself “Hmmmmm you knows what?! Screw this stupid Barrington Bear MORON! Imma go on those twitters there and show this idiot how it's done. To show this wannabe bear bitch that even when I’ve been gone for TWO LONG YEARS I still gots it!
At this point Lilith had slowly stepped around the table and had placed her arms around Seths neck, just resting her arms there.
Lilith: And what happens, huh? What happens, Sethy?! I’ll tells you what happens! You blocked me… LILITH!!! The greatest and bestest internet champion of ALL TIME from the companies twitters! Just when I was in the middle of trolling the living hell right outta that weirdo Baron Bear and laughing at him thinking I was his friend… NOPE!!! Here comes Sethy to ruin Liliths fun… AGAIN!!! But heres the thing, Sethy. HERES THE THING WHICH REALLY REALLY MAKES ME UNHAPPIFUL!!! Just like how you never gots a cheap little shitty plastic Lilith toy… I’m totally serious about wanting one of those by the way, you better do it otherwise… broken fingers for you! You also NEVER recognised me as the greatest internet champion of all time!
Seth: Lil---
Lilith: SHUT UP!!! I bet to you the bestest Internet Champion was Badger Bear wasn't it?! WASN'T IT?!! Doesn't matter that I ripped his stuffing right outta him and made him my bitch bear! Noooooo of course not! Cos in the world of Sethykins, no matter what she does… Lilith will ALWAYS suck and will ALWAYS be a failure at everything in her life, right, Sethy?! Do you know how unhappiful that makes me to knows that you think like this?! DO YOU KNOWS WHAT IT DOES TO ME, SETHY?!! DO YOU?!! IT MAKES ME WANT TO JUST CHOKE YOU OUT AND SEND YOU NIGHT NIGHT!!!
During her anger mood Lilith had applied so much pressure around Seths neck that his face had literally started to turn blue… but she eventually let go and stepped away from the WCF owner allowing him to finally catch his breath.
Lilith: But as much as I reallyyyyyyyyyyyy do not like you, Sethy… as much as I want to just rip your stuffing outta you right here and now… I’m not gonna do that. And you deserve it, Seths… lets not pretend that you don’t! But nope… not gonna happen. You knows why?! Because despite how much I just totally HATE everything about you, boss… this is the WCF! The place which was made by me, my Sare Bear, Obi Bear, Logi Bear and a few other cuties who aren't complete losers. WE made this place, Sethy… NOT you, NEVER you. The idiot bear who lost this company and was outsmarted out of the ownership of this place… how many times?! So don’t think I care about you, Sethy… cos I don’t. But whether I like it or not… SPOILER, I DONT LIKE IT AT ALL!!! You are the owner of this place and therefore I will keep you alive for now… but…
Seth was still trying to catch his breath as he bent over the table panting heavily. Despite this though he still managed to interrupt a still ranting Lilith.
Seth: What do you want?!
Lilith once again turned around to Seth and gave him a sweet smile. She stepped across to the table and jumped up on top of it sitting down right in front of him.
Lilith: Seth, I want you to have your way with me. I means I gets it, we’re both two very different peoples with two completely different outlooks on stuffs… but I figures if we just have sexy time one time on this desk… maybe we’ll FINALLY be able to get along.
Lilith smiled at Seth as cute as she possibly could as the owner just looked at her with shock plastered across his face.
Seth: WHAT?!! Are--- are you serious?
Lilith nodded her head.
Lilith: Yep! I just… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SETHY!!! Come on! How silly are you?! No of course not you idiot bear! Hahahahaha!!! I don't believe you actually thought I wanted to have sexy time with you!!! Hahahahahaha!!! Freaking EWWWWWWW!!!
Seth looked up at Lilith all angry and totally embarrassed as the brunette kept laughing at him.
Seth: Well what do you want then?!!!
Lilith grabbed hold of Seths shirt collar and pulled his face right into her own, still just toying with her former boss.
Lilith: Sethy, real talks now… truthful real talks! I want to return to this place. Wait, no… I AM returning to this place. This Sunday on Slam!
Seth raised an eyebrow at Lilith confused by her demands.
Seth: Really? That’s all you want?
Lilith: Well, no. I ALSO want the match to be against my old friend, Barrington Bear AKA the weird German kid person… andddddd also… I want decent freaking cookies in this place, Seth! I am dead serious about the last one there!
Seth really wanted to say no to these demands, Lilith knew that much, but she suspected that he was too busy looking down her top to argue what with his face being right there and all.
Seth: Okay fine, you got it. Now get out of my office!
Very happifully Lilith began bouncing up and down, banging her chest right into Seths face. She quickly jumped down off the table and went to leave before turning around one final time and looking round at Seth who was already checking out the damage Lilith had caused.
Lilith: Oh and Sethykins? One way or another you WILL recognise me for all my greatest and super awesomeness AND you WILL have a Lilith toy, right there! Next to the Sarah one! And that, Sethykins? That is a pinky promise! Anywayz see you later, Mistah Sethy! I gots sooooooo much to do now! After all, I havent had a match in OVER TWO YEARS! I dunnos if I mentioned that already or not… Okay byeeeeeee!!!
Lilith practically skipped out of Seths office, slamming the door behind her as the WCF owner sighed hard and collapsed into his chair.
Thursday, August 18th 2016
Sarah (& Lilith) Twilights House
11:24AM EST
Since her meeting with Seth where she had announced that she would be returning to the ring, Lilith had been extremely busy getting ready for her match. So busy in fact that that she hadn’t even had time to go to the gym! After all, it wasn’t every day that a girl returns after a two year absence to face one of the weakest most pathetic bitch bears on the WCF roster today! Lilith had spent so long training for her match against… whatever his name was… that she hadn’t even had the strength to have sexy time with her sexy red furred girl. Who ever knew that watching cartoons and eating cookies and cereal… and even better, cookie cereal would be so tiring?! Lilith knew that she had been out of the game for a while, but this was just ridiculous. Those all nighters she had pulled watching Netflix had reallyyyyyyy tired her out. But then that was the life of being a wrestler to Lilith, there was no time to take a break!
Lilith sat down at the kitchen table, with a few of her favorite bears joining her, as she poured some Cookie Crisp cereal into a large breakfast bowl. She poured in the milk and took a big mouthful of cereal as the bears spoke amongst themselves. Lilith finally interrupted them though as she couldn't contain the laughter anymore.
Lilith: Hahahaha I just don’t believe that he actually thought that I was his friend! Thats the funniest bit of all, guys! I means there I come onto the twitters with my usual super hilarious stuffs and he’s all like… “Oh my god bear that girl is just like me… only with actual talent and likeability!!! We MUST be BFFs forever now!” and I mean suuuuuuuure I played with him for a little while but he actually thought I was his friend and side kick? The Harley Quinn to his Joker?! Are you kidding me?! Hahahahahaha!!! Thats some super SUPER funny stuffs right there! Oh and for the records Harley is wayyyyyyyyyyyy better than The Joker! Way hotter too, am I rights?
All the bears nodded their fuzzy little heads at Lilith, some of them even clapping their furry little paws together agreeing with what their best friend in the whole entire world had just said.
Lilith: I means the funniest… or saddest… thing of all is… this idiot bear actually thinks that he has what it takes to stand his ground with me, Lilith, the second greatest wrestler of ALL time! He thinks he has what it takes to compete in MY division and fight for MY title, the Internet Title… which is currently being held by some idiotic little Mexican Mouse or somethings. You knows who I’m talking about, right? The same little moron who thought that he was SUPER great because he spent like a whole year holding a title which he was only given because the fans cheered him the most. Like, who even cares?! Is that even a real title?! Well, is it?!
Every single Bear shook their fuzzy little heads.
Lilith: Exactly! You knows how I won my titles? It wasn’t cos of how much I gots cheered, nope! I’d NEVER be that lame… NEVER!!! I won titles cos I completely and utterly out-grrrrrrr’d my opponents and just ripped their stuffing right out of them and left them destroyed in the ring! I didn’t win a title because I was liked, I won titles cos I’m AMAZING!!!
Again all the bears cheered and agreed with Lilith, all except one… a fuzzy little red furred bear with a purple witches hat and cloak on… one of her favoritist bears of all time… Sarah Teddy.
Sarah Teddy: Lilith, what the fuck is this?!
Sarah Teddy pointed her super adorable little red furred paw at Lilith, her cereal and even some of the bears sat around the table. Lilith just looked back at her super confused.
Lilith: What is what, Sarah Teddy?
Sarah Teddy: The fucking cereal and all this shit… what the fuck is it?!
Lilith: Ummmmmm… you kinda just said what it is, Sarah Teddy… it's cereal! Duh!
Sarah Teddy: Don’t get smart with me, bitch, you don’t even matter!
Lilith and a few of the bears gasped in horror.
Lilith: HEY!!! Be nice! I’m only eating some cereal what's wrong with that? Miss Bad Mood Bear!
Sarah Teddy: Whats fucking wrong with it?! Whats fucking wrong with it?!! You have a match coming up soon dumbass, thats what fucking wrong with it!!!
Sarah Teddy booted Liliths cereal bowl, sending milk and some of the cookies flying all over the place. Again Lilith just sat there shocked at her red furred bear.
Lilith: Hey! That's not nice, Sarah Teddy! Besides it's only a match against freaking Barrington! What's the big deal?! I means I could literally just sit here the entire week just eating cookies and watching cartoons and I’d STILL beat him... that's how worthless that idiot bear is!
Sarah Teddy: Doesn’t fucking matter, you should still go to the gym!
Lilith: Why?
Sarah Teddy: Because you’re a wrestler!
Lilith: Nah ah!
Sarah Teddy: Don’t you fucking nah ah me, bitch! I’m ----
Just before Sarah Teddy could finish her adorable little rant, Liliths phone began to ring and buzz from within her bra playing out the Evanescence song “The Only One”. Lilith practically bounced up and down with happifulness as she quickly reached into her bra and answered her phone placing it on loud speaker so all her bears could listen in.
Lilith: Hiya, Sarahhhhhhh!!! How are you? What’cha doing? What you wearing? Love you!!!
Sarah (on the phone): Errrrr, okay. Lilith, I’m just calling you let you know I’ll be late coming home. I’ll be back around six.
Lilith: Okayz! Miss you! Hurry back! You want dinners for when you get back?
Sarah Teddy: Tell that bitch she doesn't even fucking matter, Lilith! Red furred wannabe bitch!
Sarah (on the phone): What?
Lilith: Nothing! You want dinner----
Sarah Teddy: You don’t fucking matter, Sarah! Worthless bitch bear!
Sarah (on the phone): Lilith I’m not in the mood for this. I’ll see you later.
Lilith: Okayz Sare Bear! Love you…
Lilith blew a kiss into the phone but Sarah had already hung up much to Liliths unhappifulness. She looked at her phone and then placed it down on the table all sad.
Lilith: She didn’t even say love you too…
Sarah Teddy: Told you she doesn’t fucking matter, Lilith. If only you listened to me you’d be great.
Lilith: Shut up, Sarah Teddy! I’m not in the mood! I needs to get ready for my match with this idiot…
Sarah Teddy: Yeah? Well you’re doing a great job of it so far!
Lilith: Thanks! Anyway as I was saying… I asked Sethykins to book this match for one reason and one reason ONLY and that's so I can shut that poop faced idiots mouth once and for all. I mean this stupid little bear comes onto my twitter saying all sorts of nonsense talk and thinks he's like the greatest and bestest heel of all time! Pfffffft nope! Don't think so! Barrington, peoples hate and boo you for no other reason than the fact that you're just a worthless little piece of shit RETARD!!!
The bears gasped at what Lilith had just said, totally shocked by her language.
Lilith: Sorry, sorry, I gots a little bit carried away there Bearios. But the point is, if this moron spent a little less time being on twitter writing complete nonsense to anyone who will pay attention to him… and a little more time eating cookies and watching cartoons and getting ready for his match… he may not completely and utterly SUCK for once in his worthless little life! This Sunday I return after being away for soooooooo long and when I am done and the match is over and Barrington has been torn to shreds… NO ONE will care about him or who his stupid little ancestors are cos he’ll be as good as dead and I, Lilo the second greatest fighter of all time will be cheered and celebrated and given cookies just like I should be! Cos I will have been the one to have done that to him and shut him the hell up once and for all! And that? That is a PINKY PROMISE!!!
All the bears cheered super happifully as Lilith continued to eat her cookie cereal. Barrington was as good as dead when Lilith finally got her claws on him.
Manchester, New Hampshire
Verizon Wireless Arena
6:02PM EST
Two long hard years had passed since Lilith had last stepped foot in this company, the WCF, perhaps the greatest wrestling federation of all time… or at least it was, once upon a time in a galaxy far far away… or something like that! Anyway, the last time Lilith had been here, she had been with her lover, her girlfriend, the bestest HUMAN friend she had ever had, her Sare Bear, Sarah Twilight and the two of them had got up to all sorts of naughty things. They had even turned one bubble gum bitch into a cyborg, can you believe that? The thought of it still made the brunette laugh to this very day.
But something bothered her and it bothered her A LOT. She saw it on TV, fans of hers (yes she has fans, shut up) even tweeted her about it asking for her super valued opinion on the matter. What Lilith had witnessed from far far away disgusted her. What had once been a great company, with many many super awesome talented wrestlers had been reduced to… this. Each and every one of her happiful memories here had, in her opinion, which was obviously the only opinion that mattered, been torn up into a million teeny tiny pieces and set on fire by none other than the OWNER of the WCF, Sethykins Lerch.
For months Lilith had sat and watched what was once her favorite show on TV, WCF Slam, whilst eating her breakfast cereal and all it had done was annoy her and make her super SUPER unhappiful. Sare Bear constantly told her “no no no” when Lilith had told her that she wanted to do something about it and for the most part Lilith had listened to her red furred lover… but enough was enough. Lilith had decided that first thing Sunday morning she was going to drive to whatever arena the show was being held at and she was going to walk straight up to good old Sethykins and slap him HARD right across his ugly little face. And so here she was, it was Sunday afternoon, she was sitting in Sethykins office just waiting for her old boss to show his ugly little face and she planned on giving him a piece of her mind… which to her was LONG overdue.
Lilith leaned back in Sethykins chair with her feet up on his office desk as she wondered just where everyone actually was. She hadn’t seen Sethykins, she hadn’t even seen any backstage crew workers which she found extremely weird. Usually someone would have stopped her from breaking into Sethykins office… only to end up with their head shoved through a nearby wall or something fun like that. But nope, thus far she hadn’t had much fun at all… well except for deliberately messing up Sethys neatly displayed wrestling figure collection which she knew he just ADORED. She couldn’t wait to see his face when he finally saw what she had done to them.
Lilith yawned big as she leaned back in the chair and stretched out as much as she could, banging her feet on the desk and sending a bit of mud spreading across the table and the paperwork scattered across it. Jeez she was bored waiting for that weirdo to make his appearance, luckily for her though wherever she went her teddy bears were close to follow… they literally couldn’t go five minutes without her which Lilith always found super adorable.
Her favorite and oldest bear, Mr Ted “Teddy” Bearington, made his way onto Sethys desk with a few other bears close behind him and made himself comfortable as he looked up at Lilith with his cute little brown eyes. He was obviously growing tired of Sethys shit too, as the other bears sat themselves down eating their sandwiches and playing poker… or whatever it was bears played.
Teddy: Lilo why are we still here? It’s obvious that Mr. Lerch isn’t here. We should have stayed home like Sarah wanted…
Lilith nearly just threw up right there.
Lilith: Mr. Lerch?!!! Ewwwwwwww!!! Teddy! Don’t call him that! That’s GROSS!!!
Teddy hung his head in shame knowing he had just disgusted his bestest and favoritist person in the whole entire world.
Teddy: Sorry, Lilith. I’m just saying that…
Lilith: Saying that we should listen to Sare Bear? Pffffffffft, Teddy! Sarah isn’t ALWAYS right!
Lilith rolled her perfectly made up eyes.
Lilith: Besides! Even if Sare Bear WAS right… which she totally isn’t by the way! She just wouldn’t have understood this. To Sare Bear her career ended years ago and that's just the way she wants it to be. She gots everything she ever wanted, she had her happifully ever afters and rode off into the distance as the first and still ONLY female World Champion in WCF history… with me by her side. What more could she ever possibly want, Teddy?
Lilith looked around Sethykins office at all his WCF toys and posters and stuff. Across the walls and on the shelves he had every single star of past and present in some kind of form… even a cute little Sarah Twilight toy which Lilith so desperately wanted to steal… but there was one missing and although she tried not to show it, it did bother her quite a bit. The toy which she thought, no, the toy she KNEW should have been right there, right next to the Sarah toy should have been a Lilith one. Had Teddy not been there she probably would have even cried about this it bothered her so much but instead she just continued to play it cool… or at least try to. Lilith cleared her throat before she continued.
Lilith: But me, Teddy… I've always felt like my story has never even got to the bestest bits. I feels like I just broke into the Three Bears house and haven't even found the porridge which was just right yet. And you knows who's fault that is that my story hasn't even gotten past page two?! None other than freaking gross ball Sethy himself!!! And that's why I'm here, Teddy, cos I am sick to death of staying at home and playing house with my Sare Bear whilst I just sit there and watch that idiot just take my story book at set it on fire!
Lilith folded her arms and looked quite cross with herself as she paused for a brief moment.
Lilith: You think Sare Bear would understand this stuffs?! No! Of course she wouldn't! Hell she probably hasn't even realized that I'm gone! Things between us haven't exactly been super happiful fun times lately, Teddy. But that's besides the point! The point is… after all these weeks, all these months… hell, all these YEARS of being away… I am FINALLY back and it's about time I did something I should have done a longggggggg time ago!
Teddy: Wha--- Lilith! You can't do that! That's super naughty!!!
Lilith: Oh yeah? Let's see Sethykins stop me!
And with that Lilith ripped open a box of Seths cookies and immediately started to munch on them much to Teddys horror. With a cookie in her mouth Lilith once again leaned back in Seths chair and looked at her watch, or where her watch would be if she was actually wearing one and could actually tell the time.
Lilith: You knows this is like completely ridiculous. One of the greatest and yet at the same time… most under appreciated WCF stars OF ALL TIME returns to the WCF and Sethykins is late for our meeting! I mean who the hell does he think he is?! Stupid grease ball yuck faced weirdo bear!!!
Teddy: Errrrrr, Lilith, you didn't set up a meeting with him…
Lilith: Shhhhhh you! I knows I didn't but HE doesn't know that!
Teddy looked at Lilith quite confused as the crazed brunette continued to eat Seths shitty cookies.
Lilith: God bear these are terrible!
Just before Lilith was about to throw the disgusting, tasteless cookies away the door knob FINALLY began to turn and so Lilith quickly got herself back into position with cookies all over herself and the table. Here he finally came, the worst WCF owner of all time looking just as gross and nerdy as Lilith remembered him looking. Some things never changed. As soon as he entered the room his ugly little weak looking jaw dropped as he looked around at the mess Lilith had caused, he wasn't at all happiful and Lilith found this very very funny. Sethykins just stood there looking like he was about to explode as Lilith continued to look back at him with an innocent smile on her face with his cookies crumbs down her top.
Seth: What have you done to my office?!
Lilith: Whoa! YOUR office?! Pfffffft! I don't see your name on it, Sethykins!
Seth: Who let you in here?!!
Lilith: Who let me in here? Hmmmmmms… Oh I dunno, Sethy… it was probably just those imaginary security guards you have patrolling the corridors there. I gots to say they're doing a GREAT job! Just letting any old crazy, unhappiful girl in here? It's a good job I don't have a gun, right?
Seths face turned white.
Seth: What?!
Lilith burst out laughing looking at Sethy who looked like he was about to pee himself.
Lilith: Hahahaha!!! Relax, Sethykins. I don't have a gun! Anywayzzzzzz take a seat, Sethy. We have important things to talk about and I don't have all day! Well, I do… but I'd rather do other things than have to sit here and talk to you.
Lilith smiled politely at the WCF owner as he looked down at the chair at the opposite end of the table to where Lilith was sitting and then sharply looked back up at Lilith with cross eyes.
Seth: You're sitting in my seat!
Lilith: Yeah? Well I don't see your name on this either! So sit down! There's a good boy.
Seth continued to look at Lilith all angrily but Lilith just found it hilarious knowing that he wouldn't do a damn thing to or about this. Eventually he took a seat opposite Lilith and sat there looking all grumpy.
Seth: What do you want Lilith?
Lilith: What do I want? HA! Finally we’re getting somewhere here! These cookies suck by the way! I expect better ones to be in here the next time I want to come say hi.
Seth: The next time? Oh god please shoot me now.
Lilith: Already told you, Sethy, I don't have a gun. ANYWAY!!!
Lilith placed another one of Seths cookies into her mouth.
Lilith: Yes, let's talk about the reason I'm here, shall we?!
Seth: If we must…
Lilith sat up in her chair and grabbed hold of some of the papers on Seths desk, banging them down on the table and trying her best to look all professional.
Lilith: Seth, who am I?
From the other side of the table Lilith watched as Seth sighed quite heavily.
Seth: Really?
Lilith: Answer the question, Seth. Come on, any time today.
Once again Seth sighed.
Seth: You're Lilith, one of the most annoying women I have ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Most of Liliths teddy bears ran away at this point, they knew exactly what was about to go down here.
Lilith: Mmhmmmm, see that's exactly what I thought you'd say, Sethykins.
At this point Lilith got out of her chair and grabbed her nearby baseball bat, which was hidden away beneath the desk. The baseball bat was super cool by the way, it had sparkly stars and moons and even unicorns on it. Anyway Lilith began to pace back and forth behind the desk, looking around the office and outside of the nearby window with the awesome baseball bat over her shoulder. She was mostly doing this for effect because she knew how much Seth loved to watch her, but she was actually quite grrrrrrr right now. Lilith finally stopped next to the window and looked outside of it at the streets below them.
Lilith: You recognise my girlfriends greatness, which you totally should by the way, but where am I? Where is Lilith? Am I recognised as the SECOND greatest and bestest female fighter of all time alongside my Sare Bear? Am I in any of the posters you gots across your walls here? Is there even a cute little Lilo toy to go with the Sarah one? No no no no no! No there is not! There is nothing! NOTHING, SETHYKINS!!! Do you knows how much that just breaks my heart to know that you have literally just taken MY story book and tried to delete it like the meanie face you are?! It doesn’t matter that for soooooooo long I was one of the top girls in this place and held… THIS many titles here!
Lilith shoved a few of her fingers in Seths face to show how many she held, she probably got the number wrong… what with her inability to count and all.
Lilith: I mean really, Sethy, do you knows how much that hurts a girl? DO YOU?!!! I mean how would you like it if some meanie faced person came in here and started destroying YOUR stuff?! Huh?! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT SETHY?!!
Lilith swung her baseball bat and crashed it straight into the cabinet which still held some of Seths prized action figures. Immediately they broke on impact and a Doc Henry one just snapped right in half, much to Liliths happifulness. Seth on the other hand wasn’t happiful with what she had just done and went to stand up only to be met with an angry Lilith right in his face.
Lilith: SIT DOWN, SETHY!!! We aren’t done yet, silly! So anywayz where was I? Oh yeah… so yeah I’m at home, right? And I see all this crap going on under YOUR control because of course WCF is going straight to hell with YOU in charge, Sethy. God bear this place was just soooooooo much better when my Sarah was in charge… but then you knows that don't you?! You gots losers winning the World Title here, people setting fire to other peoples locker rooms there… and even an annoying german kid coming onto MY twitter and trying to act like some kinda modern day Daggy, Lilith hybrid but just like… failing at every single step! Sooooooo what do I do, Sethy, huh?! WHAT DOES LILITH DO?!! I figures to myself “Hmmmmm you knows what?! Screw this stupid Barrington Bear MORON! Imma go on those twitters there and show this idiot how it's done. To show this wannabe bear bitch that even when I’ve been gone for TWO LONG YEARS I still gots it!
At this point Lilith had slowly stepped around the table and had placed her arms around Seths neck, just resting her arms there.
Lilith: And what happens, huh? What happens, Sethy?! I’ll tells you what happens! You blocked me… LILITH!!! The greatest and bestest internet champion of ALL TIME from the companies twitters! Just when I was in the middle of trolling the living hell right outta that weirdo Baron Bear and laughing at him thinking I was his friend… NOPE!!! Here comes Sethy to ruin Liliths fun… AGAIN!!! But heres the thing, Sethy. HERES THE THING WHICH REALLY REALLY MAKES ME UNHAPPIFUL!!! Just like how you never gots a cheap little shitty plastic Lilith toy… I’m totally serious about wanting one of those by the way, you better do it otherwise… broken fingers for you! You also NEVER recognised me as the greatest internet champion of all time!
Seth: Lil---
Lilith: SHUT UP!!! I bet to you the bestest Internet Champion was Badger Bear wasn't it?! WASN'T IT?!! Doesn't matter that I ripped his stuffing right outta him and made him my bitch bear! Noooooo of course not! Cos in the world of Sethykins, no matter what she does… Lilith will ALWAYS suck and will ALWAYS be a failure at everything in her life, right, Sethy?! Do you know how unhappiful that makes me to knows that you think like this?! DO YOU KNOWS WHAT IT DOES TO ME, SETHY?!! DO YOU?!! IT MAKES ME WANT TO JUST CHOKE YOU OUT AND SEND YOU NIGHT NIGHT!!!
During her anger mood Lilith had applied so much pressure around Seths neck that his face had literally started to turn blue… but she eventually let go and stepped away from the WCF owner allowing him to finally catch his breath.
Lilith: But as much as I reallyyyyyyyyyyyy do not like you, Sethy… as much as I want to just rip your stuffing outta you right here and now… I’m not gonna do that. And you deserve it, Seths… lets not pretend that you don’t! But nope… not gonna happen. You knows why?! Because despite how much I just totally HATE everything about you, boss… this is the WCF! The place which was made by me, my Sare Bear, Obi Bear, Logi Bear and a few other cuties who aren't complete losers. WE made this place, Sethy… NOT you, NEVER you. The idiot bear who lost this company and was outsmarted out of the ownership of this place… how many times?! So don’t think I care about you, Sethy… cos I don’t. But whether I like it or not… SPOILER, I DONT LIKE IT AT ALL!!! You are the owner of this place and therefore I will keep you alive for now… but…
Seth was still trying to catch his breath as he bent over the table panting heavily. Despite this though he still managed to interrupt a still ranting Lilith.
Seth: What do you want?!
Lilith once again turned around to Seth and gave him a sweet smile. She stepped across to the table and jumped up on top of it sitting down right in front of him.
Lilith: Seth, I want you to have your way with me. I means I gets it, we’re both two very different peoples with two completely different outlooks on stuffs… but I figures if we just have sexy time one time on this desk… maybe we’ll FINALLY be able to get along.
Lilith smiled at Seth as cute as she possibly could as the owner just looked at her with shock plastered across his face.
Seth: WHAT?!! Are--- are you serious?
Lilith nodded her head.
Lilith: Yep! I just… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SETHY!!! Come on! How silly are you?! No of course not you idiot bear! Hahahahaha!!! I don't believe you actually thought I wanted to have sexy time with you!!! Hahahahahaha!!! Freaking EWWWWWWW!!!
Seth looked up at Lilith all angry and totally embarrassed as the brunette kept laughing at him.
Seth: Well what do you want then?!!!
Lilith grabbed hold of Seths shirt collar and pulled his face right into her own, still just toying with her former boss.
Lilith: Sethy, real talks now… truthful real talks! I want to return to this place. Wait, no… I AM returning to this place. This Sunday on Slam!
Seth raised an eyebrow at Lilith confused by her demands.
Seth: Really? That’s all you want?
Lilith: Well, no. I ALSO want the match to be against my old friend, Barrington Bear AKA the weird German kid person… andddddd also… I want decent freaking cookies in this place, Seth! I am dead serious about the last one there!
Seth really wanted to say no to these demands, Lilith knew that much, but she suspected that he was too busy looking down her top to argue what with his face being right there and all.
Seth: Okay fine, you got it. Now get out of my office!
Very happifully Lilith began bouncing up and down, banging her chest right into Seths face. She quickly jumped down off the table and went to leave before turning around one final time and looking round at Seth who was already checking out the damage Lilith had caused.
Lilith: Oh and Sethykins? One way or another you WILL recognise me for all my greatest and super awesomeness AND you WILL have a Lilith toy, right there! Next to the Sarah one! And that, Sethykins? That is a pinky promise! Anywayz see you later, Mistah Sethy! I gots sooooooo much to do now! After all, I havent had a match in OVER TWO YEARS! I dunnos if I mentioned that already or not… Okay byeeeeeee!!!
Lilith practically skipped out of Seths office, slamming the door behind her as the WCF owner sighed hard and collapsed into his chair.
Thursday, August 18th 2016
Sarah (& Lilith) Twilights House
11:24AM EST
Since her meeting with Seth where she had announced that she would be returning to the ring, Lilith had been extremely busy getting ready for her match. So busy in fact that that she hadn’t even had time to go to the gym! After all, it wasn’t every day that a girl returns after a two year absence to face one of the weakest most pathetic bitch bears on the WCF roster today! Lilith had spent so long training for her match against… whatever his name was… that she hadn’t even had the strength to have sexy time with her sexy red furred girl. Who ever knew that watching cartoons and eating cookies and cereal… and even better, cookie cereal would be so tiring?! Lilith knew that she had been out of the game for a while, but this was just ridiculous. Those all nighters she had pulled watching Netflix had reallyyyyyyy tired her out. But then that was the life of being a wrestler to Lilith, there was no time to take a break!
Lilith sat down at the kitchen table, with a few of her favorite bears joining her, as she poured some Cookie Crisp cereal into a large breakfast bowl. She poured in the milk and took a big mouthful of cereal as the bears spoke amongst themselves. Lilith finally interrupted them though as she couldn't contain the laughter anymore.
Lilith: Hahahaha I just don’t believe that he actually thought that I was his friend! Thats the funniest bit of all, guys! I means there I come onto the twitters with my usual super hilarious stuffs and he’s all like… “Oh my god bear that girl is just like me… only with actual talent and likeability!!! We MUST be BFFs forever now!” and I mean suuuuuuuure I played with him for a little while but he actually thought I was his friend and side kick? The Harley Quinn to his Joker?! Are you kidding me?! Hahahahahaha!!! Thats some super SUPER funny stuffs right there! Oh and for the records Harley is wayyyyyyyyyyyy better than The Joker! Way hotter too, am I rights?
All the bears nodded their fuzzy little heads at Lilith, some of them even clapping their furry little paws together agreeing with what their best friend in the whole entire world had just said.
Lilith: I means the funniest… or saddest… thing of all is… this idiot bear actually thinks that he has what it takes to stand his ground with me, Lilith, the second greatest wrestler of ALL time! He thinks he has what it takes to compete in MY division and fight for MY title, the Internet Title… which is currently being held by some idiotic little Mexican Mouse or somethings. You knows who I’m talking about, right? The same little moron who thought that he was SUPER great because he spent like a whole year holding a title which he was only given because the fans cheered him the most. Like, who even cares?! Is that even a real title?! Well, is it?!
Every single Bear shook their fuzzy little heads.
Lilith: Exactly! You knows how I won my titles? It wasn’t cos of how much I gots cheered, nope! I’d NEVER be that lame… NEVER!!! I won titles cos I completely and utterly out-grrrrrrr’d my opponents and just ripped their stuffing right out of them and left them destroyed in the ring! I didn’t win a title because I was liked, I won titles cos I’m AMAZING!!!
Again all the bears cheered and agreed with Lilith, all except one… a fuzzy little red furred bear with a purple witches hat and cloak on… one of her favoritist bears of all time… Sarah Teddy.
Sarah Teddy: Lilith, what the fuck is this?!
Sarah Teddy pointed her super adorable little red furred paw at Lilith, her cereal and even some of the bears sat around the table. Lilith just looked back at her super confused.
Lilith: What is what, Sarah Teddy?
Sarah Teddy: The fucking cereal and all this shit… what the fuck is it?!
Lilith: Ummmmmm… you kinda just said what it is, Sarah Teddy… it's cereal! Duh!
Sarah Teddy: Don’t get smart with me, bitch, you don’t even matter!
Lilith and a few of the bears gasped in horror.
Lilith: HEY!!! Be nice! I’m only eating some cereal what's wrong with that? Miss Bad Mood Bear!
Sarah Teddy: Whats fucking wrong with it?! Whats fucking wrong with it?!! You have a match coming up soon dumbass, thats what fucking wrong with it!!!
Sarah Teddy booted Liliths cereal bowl, sending milk and some of the cookies flying all over the place. Again Lilith just sat there shocked at her red furred bear.
Lilith: Hey! That's not nice, Sarah Teddy! Besides it's only a match against freaking Barrington! What's the big deal?! I means I could literally just sit here the entire week just eating cookies and watching cartoons and I’d STILL beat him... that's how worthless that idiot bear is!
Sarah Teddy: Doesn’t fucking matter, you should still go to the gym!
Lilith: Why?
Sarah Teddy: Because you’re a wrestler!
Lilith: Nah ah!
Sarah Teddy: Don’t you fucking nah ah me, bitch! I’m ----
Just before Sarah Teddy could finish her adorable little rant, Liliths phone began to ring and buzz from within her bra playing out the Evanescence song “The Only One”. Lilith practically bounced up and down with happifulness as she quickly reached into her bra and answered her phone placing it on loud speaker so all her bears could listen in.
Lilith: Hiya, Sarahhhhhhh!!! How are you? What’cha doing? What you wearing? Love you!!!
Sarah (on the phone): Errrrr, okay. Lilith, I’m just calling you let you know I’ll be late coming home. I’ll be back around six.
Lilith: Okayz! Miss you! Hurry back! You want dinners for when you get back?
Sarah Teddy: Tell that bitch she doesn't even fucking matter, Lilith! Red furred wannabe bitch!
Sarah (on the phone): What?
Lilith: Nothing! You want dinner----
Sarah Teddy: You don’t fucking matter, Sarah! Worthless bitch bear!
Sarah (on the phone): Lilith I’m not in the mood for this. I’ll see you later.
Lilith: Okayz Sare Bear! Love you…
Lilith blew a kiss into the phone but Sarah had already hung up much to Liliths unhappifulness. She looked at her phone and then placed it down on the table all sad.
Lilith: She didn’t even say love you too…
Sarah Teddy: Told you she doesn’t fucking matter, Lilith. If only you listened to me you’d be great.
Lilith: Shut up, Sarah Teddy! I’m not in the mood! I needs to get ready for my match with this idiot…
Sarah Teddy: Yeah? Well you’re doing a great job of it so far!
Lilith: Thanks! Anyway as I was saying… I asked Sethykins to book this match for one reason and one reason ONLY and that's so I can shut that poop faced idiots mouth once and for all. I mean this stupid little bear comes onto my twitter saying all sorts of nonsense talk and thinks he's like the greatest and bestest heel of all time! Pfffffft nope! Don't think so! Barrington, peoples hate and boo you for no other reason than the fact that you're just a worthless little piece of shit RETARD!!!
The bears gasped at what Lilith had just said, totally shocked by her language.
Lilith: Sorry, sorry, I gots a little bit carried away there Bearios. But the point is, if this moron spent a little less time being on twitter writing complete nonsense to anyone who will pay attention to him… and a little more time eating cookies and watching cartoons and getting ready for his match… he may not completely and utterly SUCK for once in his worthless little life! This Sunday I return after being away for soooooooo long and when I am done and the match is over and Barrington has been torn to shreds… NO ONE will care about him or who his stupid little ancestors are cos he’ll be as good as dead and I, Lilo the second greatest fighter of all time will be cheered and celebrated and given cookies just like I should be! Cos I will have been the one to have done that to him and shut him the hell up once and for all! And that? That is a PINKY PROMISE!!!
All the bears cheered super happifully as Lilith continued to eat her cookie cereal. Barrington was as good as dead when Lilith finally got her claws on him.
