Help!!!

[Salem Shepard]

I'm a junkie. And I'm lost. It's dark.

Can someone call Jaymz or Crazy J? They were at my friend Royce's house.


K, thanks.

[Salem Shepard]

Hello? I'm still lost. Send me directions to Royce house?

Thanks fam

[Salem Shepard]

I took a dump in some guys trash can. But it's dark, and I think I got some on the back of my jeans. And I think his neighbor saw me. Can someone call Jsymz or Crazy J now?

[TheButcher]

Call Uber.. Don't be a pussy, and whine on Twitter for help. Useless and pathetic rookie.

[Deleted]

The main event ladies and gentlemen..

[Chief Tom-O-Hawk]

stop a taxi, kill driver, use the gps in the taxi to get directions to Royce house, start walking.

[jasoncash]

Aug 19, 2016 1:45:25 GMT -5 Chief Tom-O-Hawk said:

stop a taxi, kill driver, use the gps in the taxi to get directions to Royce house, start walking.

Dont give him any ideas...we done had to go lookin fer his ass once already tho week

[TheButcher]

Too bad Slane ain't around anymore.. A Scout Leader always has a compass, and assorted survival kit items..

[Salem Shepard]

J and Cash came and got me!!!! Fuckin pillars of their community they are!!!

[TheButcher]

Well, I do NOT particularly care for you 3 goons, but I do have a 'small sliver' of niceness left in me... So, #1 Glad your safe, but #2 And, most importantly, I am glad you were found...So, I can kick your ass.

Rest up, and eat your fruit loops for breakfast... You'll need it.

[Crazy J zt]

Aug 19, 2016 7:57:17 GMT -5 Salem Shepard said:

J and Cash came and got me!!!! Fuckin pillars of their community they are!!!

Sorry bro my phone was dead don't tell lisa but I still can't believe their is porn on the Internet when did that shit happen? Glad we found you bro

[jasoncash]

Aug 19, 2016 8:06:31 GMT -5 TheButcher said:

Well, I do NOT particularly care for you 3 goons, but I do have a 'small sliver' of niceness left in me... So, #1 Glad your safe, but #2 And, most importantly, I am glad you were found...So, I can kick your ass.

Rest up, and eat your fruit loops for breakfast... You'll need it.

And again..we already beat your ass..made you look like a bitch. That's why bishop turned on your dumbass. You were gonna lose it for him anyway.

And J? Next time let me who em the leg

[TheButcher]

Aug 19, 2016 12:09:49 GMT -5 jasoncash said:

Aug 19, 2016 8:06:31 GMT -5 TheButcher said:

Well, I do NOT particularly care for you 3 goons, but I do have a 'small sliver' of niceness left in me... So, #1 Glad your safe, but #2 And, most importantly, I am glad you were found...So, I can kick your ass.

Rest up, and eat your fruit loops for breakfast... You'll need it.

And again..we already beat your ass..made you look like a bitch. That's why bishop turned on your dumbass. You were gonna lose it for him anyway.

And J? Next time let me who em the leg

How is your mental health going so far under the 'alleged' Wellness Program that Seth has in place...or, did he just say fuck it and toss you into a padded room?

[jasoncash]

Aug 19, 2016 14:56:44 GMT -5 TheButcher said:

Aug 19, 2016 12:09:49 GMT -5 jasoncash said:

And again..we already beat your ass..made you look like a bitch. That's why bishop turned on your dumbass. You were gonna lose it for him anyway.

And J? Next time let me who em the leg

How is your mental health going so far under the 'alleged' Wellness Program that Seth has in place...or, did he just say fuck it and toss you into a padded room?

You wanna come with me? I'd need the entertainment

[TheButcher]

Aug 19, 2016 15:21:36 GMT -5 jasoncash said:

Aug 19, 2016 14:56:44 GMT -5 TheButcher said:

How is your mental health going so far under the 'alleged' Wellness Program that Seth has in place...or, did he just say fuck it and toss you into a padded room?

You wanna come with me? I'd need the entertainment

I don't swing that way...Ask your 2 boys to run a train on you during your conjugal visit...

[jasoncash]

Aug 19, 2016 15:43:30 GMT -5 TheButcher said:

Aug 19, 2016 15:21:36 GMT -5 jasoncash said:

You wanna come with me? I'd need the entertainment

I don't swing that way...Ask your 2 boys to run a train on you during your conjugal visit...

Who said anything about a conjugal vist? I was gonna kick yer ass again

[TheButcher]

#1 I'll snap your ankle like a twig if you even attempted to..

And, #2...Regarding you train, Mr. Cash..

I hear the train a comin'
It's rolling round the bend
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when,.....

When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry..

So, that's how your conjugal visit works...Choo Choo, Buckaroo! Sick bastards.....