Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2016 0:45:34 GMT -5
@nxiety..
"Why is he taking so long?"
Adrian never considered himself an anxious person..Sure there were times when he felt a bit of concern..Times when his Mitchum Moments came and the good people at the deodorant company were proven wrong by large rings of wetness on a dress shirt..There were times where panic would strike him out of nowhere, and sweat would run down his face, slowly irrigating his head, tumbling like a small stream before he would hurridly wipe it off with his hand..No, he hadn't felt this way in a while, but here at the doctors office, under orders from Seth Lerch, probably wanting to avoid a lawsuit if not cleared to compete in this weeks Slam event, Adrian, the man known as Triple-A, felt nervous..
Just as Adrian started to bite away at a hangnail that had only just now become a real bother, the doctor opened the door..Quickly, Adrian placed his hands to his sides and straightened up, awaiting the news..The doctor came in with a clipboard and a rather somber look..Then again, this older man with white hair probably didn't look anything other than somber..
"Mister Archer.."
"Yes Doctor.."
"Based on the test results, I've decided to clear you for action..But please..PLEASE..No more Deathmatch Tournaments!"
"That bad huh?"
" Well..your peak physical condition and surprising healing ability contributed..Other men would have been left with life altering consequences..Not you.."
"Good to know my Dads genes were good for something.."
"I'll phone your employer and let them know you've been cleared to compete.."
"Thank you Doctor.."
As Adrian walked out of the facility, it became clear this doctor was in Seth's back pocket..The guy was a quack, but Seth needed this Doctor to 'check him out" before competing.
Adrian would never say no to a fight, especially against Sweet Annihilation, a team that represented everything he HATED about WCF today..a sense of entitlement..an air of cockiness.."Tag Champs by the end of the year.." he thought..The assumption of such glory so quickly in a place like WCF..After what Adrian had been through during The King of the Deathmatch Tournament, he had a new found respect for what it takes to be successful here in WCF..And when newcomers came in..Announcing their arrival like royalty..making claims to championships based on their prior wins..And Adrian had a personal vengence for Kandi..
He hated Whores..
The same type of woman as his ex wife, who left him and took his children..children under the care of her mother while she went and gave her body to whomever in an attempt to feel young and gain some kind of relevance..This match would be personal..The Purge would happen..Starting with Sweet Annihilation..
Adrian reached his car, got inside, and grabbed his phone..He checked it as he turned on his engine, letting the cool air blow from his vents..He thumbed through his messages..Damian...Damian...and a coded entry...Putting his phone down on his seat, he put his car into gear and pulled out of the parking lot of Dr. Nick Riviera's office...
@v@rice...
Upon his return home, Adrian enters his home to a message on his machine..Its from Buzz Worthy, asking him to be his next guest on "What's The Buzz" the following evening..Another flight...Adrian forgot how the grind could be, but he loved it..The carny aspect of his personality, the idea of wanderlust being his idea of heaven..
Adrian decided to take a seat and flip through the WCF Network on his smart tv..And there they were...Zero Tolerance...Gloating about their Undefeated Record ..They too, crowing about how successful they have been..Their voices GRATED on Adrian's Nerves..Their appearance even more so..colorful gimmicks are one thing..Looking like John Wayne Gacy and Captain Spaudlings love child..Is a different story..
Just then, the Phone rings..
"Hello?
Hey DK...
Yeah, just got in...All is good for Sunday..Gotta fly out to corporate to be on their dog and pony show....
Yeah, I still hurt like hell but what can you...
Woah woah Damian...DAMIAN....Dude, relax...
Yes, yes I know..Zero Tolerance hasn't beaten anybody..I think Seth did this to teach those prepubescent farts a lesson....
Don't worry about it man..We'll handle Zero Tolerance...Or whats left of them after Slam...Right now we gotta focus on Sweet Annihilation...
Yes..I saw
Yes..they are..
Doesn't matter man..With your new found hardcore attitude, they will be surprised..But not pleasantly..By the fight in the Purge..Just keep at it man..We got this...Allright man...See you then..Bye.."
Adrian ends the phone call..sits back on his couch and puts Zero Tolerance on mute..He starts talking to the TV in frustration combined with amusement..
@@@: ..So this is what passes as new talent? A bunch of mentally disturbed clowns? Didn't we go through this "Oddity" Phase? Didn't it involve a doll and cartman and a big dude wearing Tye Dye...Isin't there an entire federation dedicated to clowns in facepaint? Jesus! This is W..C..Fucking..F..Not Clowny McClownersons Institution for the Dumb! Fucking hell...
Adrian switches to a replay of Slam, just as Sweet Annihilation has their own interview with Buzz Worthy..Once again, Adrian plays armchair quarterback and screams at the TV like a Raider fan has every week for the past 15 years..
@@@: What is this shit? Some Hooker that makes Tammy Sytch look like Mother Teresa, some roided up guy who probably delivered her to bachelor parties, and some....some....Well, I don't know what the hell that is...But they think they can just Saunter on into the Dub and claim their dominance? Sweet Annihilation..Looks more like Skeet Annihilation with that cum dumpster as their manager..Jesus Boondocks Christ!
Adrian throws the remote down and goes to pack for his trip...He flips on his stereo and an old familiar tune plays...
"On the road againnn..."
@nnihil@tion....
The next scene finds us at WCF Headquarters, on the set of "Whats The Buzz?". Adrian adjusts his collar and blazer while a young lady tries desperately to powder out some of the carnage on his face from the King of the Death Match Tournament..She finally gives up, leaving Adrian's rugged visage slightly better than before..The producer, a heavyset man in an ill fitting polo shirt, walks into frame..
Producer: 5 Minutes to showtime everyone..5 Minutes!
Buzz Worthy walks on set in a burgandy blazer with a WCF patch on one breast, and a conservative shirt and tie combo..He walks over and kneels closely to Adrian..
Worthy: So..I was thinking of covering this weeks match, some happenings about WCF..And your background a bit..But, I want to ask you something off the record..
@@@: (Looking at Worthy a bit warily) You know nothings of the record around here..the walls have ears..But whats your question?
Worthy: Well, I would never speak ill of Mr. Lerch..
@@@: You would be the first..
Worthy: ..But..You just competed in the King of the Deathmatch tournament..5 straight nights of hellish matches..Taking it to legends like CD and Balfore..And you see Zero Tolerance as main event while you fight, lets be honest, in a low mid card match..Doesen't that...Piss you off?
@@@: (Adjusts in his chair, clearing his throat..He leans over to Buzz..)
Look..it don't matter when Seth decides to book me..Dark Matches or main event..You can bet your fucking LIFE..That I will make an impact..Like I did at the Deathmatch..Like I did when I first got here..I can't do anything about Seth...
Worthy: ..think he's got something against you bringing you back before the other Deathmatch participants?
@@@: You know what Worthy? I take that as the highest compliment..Seth saw what I could do in the Tournament and knew he could count on me and my Brother in Purge Damian Kaine to dispatch some rather arrogant newcomers..And with the tag team titles being held by one man right now, now is the time..
Producer: 15 SECONDS LADIES!
(Worthy scurries behind his large mahogany desk..they wait..Then the show goes live..)
Worthy: WCF UNIVERSE! Welcome to What's The Buzz! I'm your host Buzz Worthy..and on tonights show our guest is a man who, as a rookie, just a month into the federation, competed in the First King of the Deathmatch Tournament, holding his own against legends, and impressing many of his peers and fans alike! One half of the Purge, facing off against Sweet Annihilation this week on Slam..Please welcome, Adrian Augustus Archer, otherwise known as Triple A..How's it going?
@@@: Good..Its a pleasure to be here..
Worthy: Now, you have an amazing story..You were the youngest NACW World Champion at Just 21 years of age..but then you quit the sport..Tell us about that..
@@@: Well, I left and started a family and my own media company which morphed into SlamCast a podcast server, which was recently bought out by Google. After my wife and I divorced, I realized how much I missed the ring, the competition, the stakes, and the travel..So I took a year to train and, when the time was right, I contacted WCF about returning to the ring, starting from the bottom of course..
Worthy: What was it like to be in that ring that first night?
@@@: It was great! To hear the crowd when I crushed Meteoric Rise into that chair..The guys in the back,..the commraderie..But I could already tell that something was not quite right..
Worthy: What do you mean?
@@@: Theres this.... tension..backstage..its not healthy..A lot of the established guys who survived the Great Purge looked at us newcomers as chum..Turns out some of us are actually better than the stagnant talent pool WCF had been putting out recently..We are on the rise!
Worthy: You proved that by a strong showing in the King of the Deathmatch Tournament beating the legendary Oblivion to get to the dance, then taking legends like Corey Black to the absolute Limit What was that like?
@@@: It f___ing hurt..OOPS..Sorry..I mean..it really hurt! I mean, from that first night with Adam Young all the way through to Mikey eXtreme, every night was a WAR..Bar None..I mean, look, I've run a business..I've busted my ass to get from office shape into the shape you see here..In my younger days, I even took some crazy bumps..But This..BAR NONE as I said before, was the most challenging thing I have ever participated in, and each and every one of those men in that tournament has my respect..
I mean, my God, Balfore takes like 4 years off, comes back in THIS TOURNAMENT..Dominant as ever..
Corey Black..Part Timer..Usually I don't like Part Timers..I think they take away from the guys that bust their ass night after night..But Corey man, he proved he was something special..
Pomp..That guy may be a nut, but don't mess with him! He is Legit!
Mikey eXtreme..Proved his name sake by taking everyone to task..
And Adam Young fought hard too, kind of in my class..He and I were just a bounce or two away from winning that Tournament...
Worthy: About that...Now...How did that feel? I mean, you and Corey Black were neck and neck..In fact, it seemed as though Corey Black had lady luck on his side with both you AND eXtreme..You had close bouts with everyone..Yet came next to last..Was that frustrating?
@@@:(Pauses a second, gives Worthy a look that would make Stephen Hawking type or think or however he communicates through that speak and spell of his.. "Oh God..I am dumb" )
Really Buzz? How would you feel if you went through the most horrific pain in your life, 5 nights straight, giving everything you got, surviving massive injuries just to tape it up and go out there and get into another carwreck again?!?! Only thing I can relate it to on some scale is carrying a child, having a messy delivery, and the baby to end up to be stillborn...But Buzz, like those brave mothers, I carry on.
I took this as a learning experience, and I KNOW that I proved to all of those doubters in the back, and to Seth Lerch himself, that I am legitimate, I am not going anywhere, and I am going to be a force to be reckoned with now and in the coming future!
Worthy: You have claimed the name of The Purge for yourself and Damian Kaine for now..You speak of this "movement" to purge the WCF of the upper crust, the establishment, but I've seen the postings between you and Zero Tolerance..Now you face some..rather..brash newcomers in Sweet Annihilation..So...if you claim a Purge...Who's your target?
@@@: Look..when I first started here, all the talk in the back was about the "Noobs" coming in to ruin WCF..How the talent pool had been watered down, so to speak..Naturally, I took offense to this..I mean..These guys didn't know anything about my background, that I actually held Gold at one point, and that I was trained by some of the best..Ivan Ramius...Jason Deegan..Justin Russell...Those men taught me everything I knew and being a quick learner, I picked up on the rest..That's why I had to make a statement, Buzz. Wherever you are Chris Justice, I hope I didn't hurt you and your kid too badly..But you just weren't cut out for this, and I needed you to make my very first statement to put the WCF on notice that I was not just some "Noob"..
As time went on, especially the week of Deathmatch..I noticed the guys in the back started showing me respect..and then it hit me like a damn steel chair between the blades Buzz:
The Purge is not just a movement to eliminate the establishment, but also to reform the future..to make sure WCF would remain on top week after week, and not have to go through another period of rampant idiocy..Which brings me to our opponents on Slam, Sweet Annihilation..
You know its funny..My ring name used to be The Annihilator..My finisher..The Annihidriver..So I know a little bit about what that name means and what responsibility that it carries..In fact, my new closer is called AnnihiAtorA..In homage to my heritage..an impact move that ends with a submission..Where I could pin my victim..but instead choose to make them submit. That..Is Sweet Annihilation...
Not this amalgamation of Steroids and Trash that I saw make their "announcement" on Slam this past Sunday...
(@@@ looks into the camera..the camera slowly zooms in on his battle scarred face..Blue eyes, cold as steel, stare so intensely it is a wonder the lens did not crack)
@@@: Drake Knight..Damn near 7 feet tall and 350 lbs of the best juice money could buy. You look a lot like a guy named Rob Terry..A guy with muscles for years and a frighteningly bad temper..There was just one problem..
Rob Terry couldn't wrestle his way out of a headlock..
The guy had no in ring technical skills..Some would say he never needed them..His sheer mass and power would win the day..Well, some bad news Drake Knight..I have the quickness to dodge you..the skills to cripple you..and the strength to surprise you..while your doped up brain is going
"ME BIG..ME POWERSLAM...ME KNOCK HEAD OFF...ARRRGHHH!!!!"
..I am already 3 moves ahead of you..which is not hard at all, but still...
And my partner Damian Kaine..He may be slight of stature, but he makes up for that in sheer will and speed..I've seen it..He will put himself on the line to ensure you go down...Like the smallest lumberjack with a humble axe..It will only be a matter of time before we shout "TIMMMMBERRRRR" and you hit the canvas like a sack of potatoes..
David slew Goliath with a stone and a sling..Quickness combined with strategy combined with a surprising burst of power..As that stone went deep into Goliaths forehead..His last thought must have been.."How could I have been beaten?" That will be yours on Slam..How could these two men under 6 feet tall with a combined weight almost the same as yours alone win? Don't worry, we'll be happy to show you...
As for Ice..You come from the motherland Russia..Kandi did some "favors" for some high ranking officials, and now you can wrestle here in the states..I suppose mail order bride was never your gig..You turned out more like Drago..Ever seen that movie Ice? Let me break it down for you... Big bad Russian is challenged by an aging Italian Stallion, gives him all he has and in the end, despite being bigger, stronger, and meaner, Rocky Balboa came out on top! Ice, you may be big and bad and strong..But me and my partner are on a mission to take the entitled filthy garbage from this great organization..And we have the will..the skill...and the thrills to put you Lady Ice on permanent chill!
Finally, Kandi...Saved the worst for last..A white trash whore with bottle blond hair..Ridden hard, put away wet...Under that makeup lies the scars of a thousand pimps, the anger of hundreds of boyfriends and unsatisfied Johns...and the pain of a lifetime..
Kandi, you think you are powerful..You think because you are on your back more than the dead..You think by giving your body in exchange for accolades that you are somehow a powerful, independent, strong woman? Well, I'm sorry to burst your bubble..But you are the one who has been used..
Tell me, how many licks before Seth said yes to your derelict tag team joining WCF? How many times did you have to jerk off Bates or some other backstage stooge? How many times did you have to lie on your back in cheap and seedy motels while your pair of circus performers waited in another room for the "go moan" meaning you finally closed their deal? It sickens me..it saddens me..And it infuriates me..
Your team is taking up a spot in WCF..thousands of men and women would cut a finger off to be here..Mostly all of them with more to offer than you..Fact is...The proof will be in the pudding at Slam..There, you will get a taste of the big leagues..There you will realize that you 3 are nothing better than enhancement talent..A notch in the belt of The Purge..A part of a movement that needs to dispose of you..And believe me..we will...
(@@@ turns to Buzz with a smile..)
@@@: Buzz?
(Worthy looks like he does not know what to say..The fat producer makes slashing signs with his hand..Buzz follows the prompt..)
Worthy: Well, thats all the time we have for this edition of What's The Buzz for my guest Triple A I am Buzz Worthy saying goodnight WCF Fanatics!!!
Producer:...And...we're out...
(Worthy walks over to @@@, kneeling next to him again..)
Worthy: Off the record..I hope you beat the shit out of those punks!
@@@: (Laughs) A little touchy are we? They will realize their mouth wrote a check for 10k, and they only have 2 bucks in the bank..Mark My Words!
(The two men walk off the stage..Scene fades to black...White logo...black background...The Purge...Cut)
