Post by Lilith on Aug 16, 2016 18:13:42 GMT -5
@LilithsPurpleCrayons
Heya Barrington Bear... tis me... Lilith
how you doing? I hope all is good with you Anywayzzzzzzzzz it occurred to me that as your one and only friend (I am, admit it) I should probably help you with your grocery shopping since no one else would 
and like... you gots a BIG match coming up this week well... if you consider getting completely and utterly destroyed and ripped apart as a big match anywayz
ANYWAYZ!!! Here you go! (You're sooooooooo welcome by the way!)
1. Tampons. (These will help with your vagina problems Monday morning)
2. Vagiclear. (This will help remove the sand from your vagina Monday morning... maybe)
3. A box of extra large tissues. (These will help wipe away your tears Monday morning)
4. Chocolates. (Because all pathetic little bitch bears need chocolates when they're crying themselves to death in their bathrooms)
5. A razor blade. (I'm not saying you'll want to kill yourself on Monday morning, but you know... just in case)
6. A picture of Justin Bieber. (Because you aren't a full on emo bear without a picture of Justin Bieber to cry over)
7. A diary. (This is so that you can write all your depressing stupid noise down on paper before you kill yourself)
8. A toaster. (Just in case you can't even kill yourself like a man and decide to take the easier route out)
Well... that's about it for now and nopeeeeeee I'm not saying you should kill yourself. But like... if you did, no one would blame you AND you'd be a cowardly lion if you didnt do it so think about that!
Love you, Barry Cant wait to see you have fun!
Heya Barrington Bear... tis me... Lilith
how you doing? I hope all is good with you Anywayzzzzzzzzz it occurred to me that as your one and only friend (I am, admit it) I should probably help you with your grocery shopping since no one else would 
and like... you gots a BIG match coming up this week well... if you consider getting completely and utterly destroyed and ripped apart as a big match anywayz ANYWAYZ!!! Here you go! (You're sooooooooo welcome by the way!)
1. Tampons. (These will help with your vagina problems Monday morning)
2. Vagiclear. (This will help remove the sand from your vagina Monday morning... maybe)
3. A box of extra large tissues. (These will help wipe away your tears Monday morning)
4. Chocolates. (Because all pathetic little bitch bears need chocolates when they're crying themselves to death in their bathrooms)
5. A razor blade. (I'm not saying you'll want to kill yourself on Monday morning, but you know... just in case)
6. A picture of Justin Bieber. (Because you aren't a full on emo bear without a picture of Justin Bieber to cry over)
7. A diary. (This is so that you can write all your depressing stupid noise down on paper before you kill yourself)
8. A toaster. (Just in case you can't even kill yourself like a man and decide to take the easier route out)
Well... that's about it for now
and nopeeeeeee I'm not saying you should kill yourself. But like... if you did, no one would blame you AND you'd be a cowardly lion if you didnt do it so think about that! Love you, Barry
Cant wait to see you have fun! 
