Post by "The Real Deal" Jason O'Neal on Aug 13, 2016 23:00:20 GMT -5
:: The camera fades in on a crowded coach section of the plane. It wades through the crowd to the front bathroom where the occupied latch is indicated. When it switches off the door creeks open and a smoking hot redheaded flight attendant steps out straightening her hair. Moments later Jason O’Neal steps out and notices the camera…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Travis, didn’t I tell you no cameras until we landed?
TRAVIS RANDOLPH(from behind the camera): You also told me to be on the net looking out for Kira and Gallagher’s promos while you handled business. Neucrat even posted one.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Yeah I saw his. Did the others say anything stupid?
TRAVIS RANDOLPH(from behind the camera): Would Seth put you in a match where your opponent would say something coherent.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Well let’s go watch ‘em.
:: The two of them walk up to first class. Travis notices it is empty…
TRAVIS RANDOLPH (from behind the camera): I have two questions…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: I bought every seat and no I don’t want company.
TRAVIS RANDOLPH (from behind the camera): That wasn’t my second question.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: I f*cked her in the bathroom because I’ve always wanted to do it in the bathroom of a plane.
TRAVIS RANDOLPH(from behind the camera): You had more room here!?!?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Sometimes the less room the better. Show me the promos.
:: Travis props the camera on a tripod and manipulates a Samsung Tablet until the promos come up. He walks back behind the camera and it fades out as Jason O’Neal watches his opponents promos…
:: When the camera comes up again, Jason is seen with his feet propped up in first class. He is surrounded by empty seats and he is about ready to speak on what he just saw…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: It has been almost a month since I pirated the feed of WcF and boy have I had an effect. Shit, one match and another coming up tomorrow night and I already have the lower half of the card going into a schizophrenic fury trying to outwit me. This shit is hilarious to watch. Quite honestly, I was not going to say anything more until after I win and get my next opponent, but this is too much of a coincidence.
First there is Neucrat, I pinned him. No shit…I mean it is me versus him. Like what happens when an elephant sits on a tomato? Ketchup. Shit it just happens. Funny part is he is reevaluating his entire career. The f*cker is in some run down gym talking to a carny about how to turn his life around. He needs to do like Rascal Flats: play a country song backwards and be happy. F*ck loses happen, not to me, but they do indeed happen. Dion needs to realize this. Usually, I would advise to stick to the script and it will eventually pan out, but him for you…he has no shot…no matter what he do. He should have fun with the bottom feeders.
:: Jason pauses for effect before touching the next subject…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Now where it gets really creepy is with Mark Gallagher’s reply. He too had a break from reality and saw a shrink. Apparently, I have caused more anguish for this man than someone who was sworn to have his back turning on him. HOLY F*CK what kind of loser is this guy? He is in a shrink’s office talking about, of all subjects…me? Come on man. He calls himself the ‘Main Event’ and he is sniffling around over some low card loss?
Face it…it is what it is buddy. You lost. Yeah Dion’s ass got pinned, but you weren’t even in the ring. You were further away from victory than he was at that moment. The real question is did you win? If the answer is no…which it is… it meant you lost. You can beat up shrinks all you want… at the end of the day, you can’t win versus me. Quit trying. Come Sunday…move on. Stay with the rest of the shit that sinks here. This isn’t personal between us… son, I couldn’t really care less about you. You are just some chump that Seth put in my way to protect his butt buddies who do odd jobs for him, hashtag Alpine.
You can look past Izuzu all you want Gallagher, when that psycho goth hello kitty who kills chicks in the bathroom whips the shit out of you I am going to laugh, hit him with The Sensation…and then get the pin on your bitch ass. I’ve wrestled you and I have seen that guy compete. I can tell you right now, he is better than you. Sorry to break the news to you…Gallagher, your rivalry is not with me. I’m headed up and sir you and Dion have a lot in common, you come up short.
:: Jason chuckles a bit. Quite frankly, because Dion is a little person in a big world…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: The saga continues with Kira Izuzu…Yokahama, Kawasaki…Whatever the f*ck. This guy is so pissed off by me, again he almost completely ignores the f*ck out of Gallagher. Pretty much like everyone else does. He beats the shit out of two bodies…one that looks nothing like me, but I guess the idea is all colored people look alike. And he calls me racist. Wow Kira…wow. All the three toothed f*ckers in Adam Young’s family in Mississippi are worried about Transgenderism in the bathrooms in America so they are voting for Trump. Who the f*ck do we vote for to stop Kira from asking the little girls if they want Red or Blue toilet paper then killing them? We need to stop worrying about marijuana and worry about psychos killing folks in the bathroom. How has the FBI not caught this guy yet? He f*cking put it all one camera.
That’s right…I forgot…it’s all an act. I bet those manikins cost a lot of money and the little girl had to take a shower to get the stage blood off of her. Kira, no one who is a true killer brags about the shit they have done or do. I did a little studying…yeah Tulane drop out here…Japanese warriors were humble and pretty much never spoke of their kills. What the f*ck are you? I’m from Japan, but I’ve been in America so now I speak in slangs and shit. Think about dipshit, that’s probably why your mom offed herself. She couldn’t put up with your fake ass. I can see it now… “Get out of my basement, ‘Japanese word for daughter’, and stop watching American gay porn. Sorry I had to take you back to your childhood. You told me not to, and I did. I apologize for touching such a rough subject like your mommy.
I beg of you for one thing, if you insult me…please insult me in English. I had to waste data to Google Translate ‘buta’ and the best you got is Pig? What is this a third grade picnic? I see the frustration building in you and dare I say fear. You watch the promos and get annoyed and then you watch the match tapes and realize I have few weaknesses and it sets in. The fear, the panic, and the incoherence. The randomness of your response. You want to try to debunk everything, you want to deny the truth, but when you look in the mirror and see the truth about yourself…bad anime comes to mind and you know it. You scramble and dance around…you try to save face by saying shit like, You want to taste my blood on your sword....not amused. I’m more amused by your street fighter reference, however. That shit was on point. Had nothing to do with the match, but it was pretty badass to pull it out of nowhere. I like the glimpses into Japanese culture, but as I said before half the people don’t understand and the other half just don’t care.
:: Jason smirks…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: A total of three opponents, Seth, and all three of them are out of their mind, off their game, and trying to reinvent the wheel. You realize what is coming to the upper echelon of the WcF. You can’t keep me down here with these jobbers forever. You know you will have to give me the shot. When I do get the chance you better hold their hand and tuck them in because red and blue toilet paper choices will be the highlight of their life.
Now, Travis…
TRAVIS RANDOLPH(from behind the camera): Yes sir…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Get the damned camera out of my face…I have a match tomorrow and we land in two hours. I want to get some sleep.
:: The camera fades out…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Travis, didn’t I tell you no cameras until we landed?
TRAVIS RANDOLPH(from behind the camera): You also told me to be on the net looking out for Kira and Gallagher’s promos while you handled business. Neucrat even posted one.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Yeah I saw his. Did the others say anything stupid?
TRAVIS RANDOLPH(from behind the camera): Would Seth put you in a match where your opponent would say something coherent.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Well let’s go watch ‘em.
:: The two of them walk up to first class. Travis notices it is empty…
TRAVIS RANDOLPH (from behind the camera): I have two questions…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: I bought every seat and no I don’t want company.
TRAVIS RANDOLPH (from behind the camera): That wasn’t my second question.
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: I f*cked her in the bathroom because I’ve always wanted to do it in the bathroom of a plane.
TRAVIS RANDOLPH(from behind the camera): You had more room here!?!?
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Sometimes the less room the better. Show me the promos.
:: Travis props the camera on a tripod and manipulates a Samsung Tablet until the promos come up. He walks back behind the camera and it fades out as Jason O’Neal watches his opponents promos…
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:: When the camera comes up again, Jason is seen with his feet propped up in first class. He is surrounded by empty seats and he is about ready to speak on what he just saw…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: It has been almost a month since I pirated the feed of WcF and boy have I had an effect. Shit, one match and another coming up tomorrow night and I already have the lower half of the card going into a schizophrenic fury trying to outwit me. This shit is hilarious to watch. Quite honestly, I was not going to say anything more until after I win and get my next opponent, but this is too much of a coincidence.
First there is Neucrat, I pinned him. No shit…I mean it is me versus him. Like what happens when an elephant sits on a tomato? Ketchup. Shit it just happens. Funny part is he is reevaluating his entire career. The f*cker is in some run down gym talking to a carny about how to turn his life around. He needs to do like Rascal Flats: play a country song backwards and be happy. F*ck loses happen, not to me, but they do indeed happen. Dion needs to realize this. Usually, I would advise to stick to the script and it will eventually pan out, but him for you…he has no shot…no matter what he do. He should have fun with the bottom feeders.
:: Jason pauses for effect before touching the next subject…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Now where it gets really creepy is with Mark Gallagher’s reply. He too had a break from reality and saw a shrink. Apparently, I have caused more anguish for this man than someone who was sworn to have his back turning on him. HOLY F*CK what kind of loser is this guy? He is in a shrink’s office talking about, of all subjects…me? Come on man. He calls himself the ‘Main Event’ and he is sniffling around over some low card loss?
Face it…it is what it is buddy. You lost. Yeah Dion’s ass got pinned, but you weren’t even in the ring. You were further away from victory than he was at that moment. The real question is did you win? If the answer is no…which it is… it meant you lost. You can beat up shrinks all you want… at the end of the day, you can’t win versus me. Quit trying. Come Sunday…move on. Stay with the rest of the shit that sinks here. This isn’t personal between us… son, I couldn’t really care less about you. You are just some chump that Seth put in my way to protect his butt buddies who do odd jobs for him, hashtag Alpine.
You can look past Izuzu all you want Gallagher, when that psycho goth hello kitty who kills chicks in the bathroom whips the shit out of you I am going to laugh, hit him with The Sensation…and then get the pin on your bitch ass. I’ve wrestled you and I have seen that guy compete. I can tell you right now, he is better than you. Sorry to break the news to you…Gallagher, your rivalry is not with me. I’m headed up and sir you and Dion have a lot in common, you come up short.
:: Jason chuckles a bit. Quite frankly, because Dion is a little person in a big world…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: The saga continues with Kira Izuzu…Yokahama, Kawasaki…Whatever the f*ck. This guy is so pissed off by me, again he almost completely ignores the f*ck out of Gallagher. Pretty much like everyone else does. He beats the shit out of two bodies…one that looks nothing like me, but I guess the idea is all colored people look alike. And he calls me racist. Wow Kira…wow. All the three toothed f*ckers in Adam Young’s family in Mississippi are worried about Transgenderism in the bathrooms in America so they are voting for Trump. Who the f*ck do we vote for to stop Kira from asking the little girls if they want Red or Blue toilet paper then killing them? We need to stop worrying about marijuana and worry about psychos killing folks in the bathroom. How has the FBI not caught this guy yet? He f*cking put it all one camera.
That’s right…I forgot…it’s all an act. I bet those manikins cost a lot of money and the little girl had to take a shower to get the stage blood off of her. Kira, no one who is a true killer brags about the shit they have done or do. I did a little studying…yeah Tulane drop out here…Japanese warriors were humble and pretty much never spoke of their kills. What the f*ck are you? I’m from Japan, but I’ve been in America so now I speak in slangs and shit. Think about dipshit, that’s probably why your mom offed herself. She couldn’t put up with your fake ass. I can see it now… “Get out of my basement, ‘Japanese word for daughter’, and stop watching American gay porn. Sorry I had to take you back to your childhood. You told me not to, and I did. I apologize for touching such a rough subject like your mommy.
I beg of you for one thing, if you insult me…please insult me in English. I had to waste data to Google Translate ‘buta’ and the best you got is Pig? What is this a third grade picnic? I see the frustration building in you and dare I say fear. You watch the promos and get annoyed and then you watch the match tapes and realize I have few weaknesses and it sets in. The fear, the panic, and the incoherence. The randomness of your response. You want to try to debunk everything, you want to deny the truth, but when you look in the mirror and see the truth about yourself…bad anime comes to mind and you know it. You scramble and dance around…you try to save face by saying shit like, You want to taste my blood on your sword....not amused. I’m more amused by your street fighter reference, however. That shit was on point. Had nothing to do with the match, but it was pretty badass to pull it out of nowhere. I like the glimpses into Japanese culture, but as I said before half the people don’t understand and the other half just don’t care.
:: Jason smirks…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: A total of three opponents, Seth, and all three of them are out of their mind, off their game, and trying to reinvent the wheel. You realize what is coming to the upper echelon of the WcF. You can’t keep me down here with these jobbers forever. You know you will have to give me the shot. When I do get the chance you better hold their hand and tuck them in because red and blue toilet paper choices will be the highlight of their life.
Now, Travis…
TRAVIS RANDOLPH(from behind the camera): Yes sir…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Get the damned camera out of my face…I have a match tomorrow and we land in two hours. I want to get some sleep.
:: The camera fades out…
