Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2016 1:02:32 GMT -5
(The scene is a bar in Philadelphia..one of those small holes in the wall with a polished wooden bar, a couple of pool tables, and a television above the good liquor showing the Olympics..right now the event is gymnastics:some obviously drunk male patrons whoop and Holler every time the camera pans south of the gymnasts waistline..at the end of the bar sitting alone, nursing a scotch on the rocks and what appears to be a pounding headache from the way he rubs his bald head is @@@..he stares at the wall, pounds the last bit of scotch, leaves the glass with fresh cubes of ice on the bar, leaves a 10, and slowly steps from the barstool..he hadn't touched a drop of liquor in many years, but after tonight's loss to Odin Balfore, and considering he was mathematically eliminated from claiming the ultimate prize, having a drink seemed to be the perfect way to celebrate defeat...
@@@ makes his way through the bar, walking gingerly..every part of him hurt, his ego the most...as he steps out the front door, he pulls out a smoke and lights it with his zippo, sticking the pack and lighter into his leather jacket pocket and taking a long drag..in the parking lot, a WCF van pulls up..)
@@@:Great..NOW they want an interview..
(A cameraman and techie get out of the van and run over to @@@..)
Cameraman: Hey @@@..the books told us you would be here..
@@@: Well...ya found me...what's the matter, Corey Blacks Nutsack didn't suit you tonight?
Cameraman: Um..no..actually you are quite the talk right now backstage..You've taken 2 Legends to their damn near breaking point..
@@@:YEAH DAMN NEAR..DAMN NEAR COUNTS IN HORSESHOES AND HAND GRENADES AND UNFORTUNATELY, NEITHER OF THOSE WERE MATCH OPTIONS!!!
(@@@ takes a long drag from his cigarette..tosses it to the ground, unlike him to litter, but also unlike him to drink..he walks up to the cameraman..we see it now from the camera man's vantagepoint..@@@ looks bad...bandages on his face and neck, blood still visible on gashes on his head, and a slight tremor in his hand...nonetheless, he takes a deep sigh...)
@@@: Okay so...what do you want to know? How it feels to lose 3 straight matches? How it feels to qualify for this prestigious cluster FUCK only to do all of this for NOTHING??? How about the pain...look at this!!!
(He holds up his hand..it's shaking and...buzzing?)
@@@: HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?
Techie: Um..could it be that smart watch on your wrist?
(@@@ checks..it indeed is his smart watch..it's broken..but instead of getting angry..@@@ laughs, as though with relief...he takes it off and tosses it in the garbage...calmed down, @@@ lights another smoke and starts on only what can be described as an old school Dennis Leary style rant..)
@@@: Okay so..maybe the Purge is gonna take a little longer than I thought..don t worry..I got help coming...Hey, what makes a leader? What makes a champion? Corey Black wasn't that good overnight..Odin Balfore has probably been big and ugly his whole life but not the monster I met in the ring tonight..boy, am I glad he didn't try to fuck me in the ass..that gay chat he was trying with me reminded me of prison..
But I digress..
Some might say "@@@? Why continue? @@@? You can't win? Why not just leave?" And to that I say this:
First of all, fuck you, I am @@@ I do whatever I please...after 4 nights of beatings, poundings, and overall manic insanity..I am still here..in fact, all 6 of us are still here, which means we are the TOUGHEST SOB'S in the whole GODDAMN COMPANY!
From Odin Balfores hairy ass to Corey Blacks demented ass...Psychopomp, the little engine that could, Adam Youngs drunken redneck ass, and my opponent Mikey eXtreme..we are all men you do not want to fuck with!
That being said..do you know how many times the Bolsheviks were defeated in Russia? How many times George Washington was driven back and defeated? How many times fidel Castro was imprisoned, locked away before taking over Cuba?Revolution does not happen overnight..it takes time, it takes work..this past week, I've taken the first swings at the WCF aristocrscy..I've defeated Oblivion, Adam Young, Took Corey Black to Hell, tore up Psychopomp, and tonight I took Odin Balfore straight to a place he didn't think he could ever reach...sure my shoulders were pinned on the mat for 3 seconds..but my imprint..will be on these men's minds forever!
Now when they see me backstage, they will not see a noob, a jobber..an undercaRd mainstay..tonight I saw the look in Balfore's eyes..it was shock..the shock of realizing you grabbed a rattlesnake when you thought you had a water snake..The horror of underestimation..in the end, Balfore will never speak down to me again..respect has been earned..
Which brings.me to my opponent, mr. EXtreme, if that is your real name..a man who is on the precipice of a legendary feat..on the verge of becoming relevant and cementing his place in the archives of WCF history..he just has to get past @@@ and into the finals..what's stopping him?
Me..
A man who danced with Creeping Death..a man who took a GAME Odin Balfore to his limits..and the leader of the Purge, which will eventually cleanse the WCF of its tyranny..mikey,tomorrow night I get to play SPOILER.. that's right..and honestly, I cannot wait to take your blink 182 ass and destroy it for all to see..
Mikey, I may not have a chance to hoist that plastic t ball trophy they have set aside for this tournament. But..after I show you the true meaning of the word extreme..by beating you to near death..like Corey Black..Like Odin..like your so called "Legends" and pinning your ass down for the 3 second tan..I can go home knowing that I Drastically changed the game in this tournament..who knows what may happen? But my focus is on you mikey eXtreme..making sure you don't get in..making sure to make the Purges mark in this tournament with a victory instead of blood..
Positive momentum, Mr Extreme..I will have it afternoon take you from pillar to post and make you tap..yeah, I'll make you tap..the kid of extreme, will tap the mat like Odin Balfore taps choir boys asses..hard! And if you think I'm gonna let go after the bell? Why? I ain't got nothing to play for..nothing to lose..Mikey..you have Everything to lose..and in the end, when you are sitting on that long flight out of Philly, while I head to my oasis in sunny so cal, you will be racked with the thoughts of what might have been..and how @@@ purged you from the tournament!!!
@@@: Now if you'll excuse me gentlemen, 4 am comes early...
Cameraman: It's already 4 am..
@@@: So it is..
(@@@ proceeds to stretch then run around the corner...jogging...fade to black as the 2wcf lackeys look rather confused..)
@@@ makes his way through the bar, walking gingerly..every part of him hurt, his ego the most...as he steps out the front door, he pulls out a smoke and lights it with his zippo, sticking the pack and lighter into his leather jacket pocket and taking a long drag..in the parking lot, a WCF van pulls up..)
@@@:Great..NOW they want an interview..
(A cameraman and techie get out of the van and run over to @@@..)
Cameraman: Hey @@@..the books told us you would be here..
@@@: Well...ya found me...what's the matter, Corey Blacks Nutsack didn't suit you tonight?
Cameraman: Um..no..actually you are quite the talk right now backstage..You've taken 2 Legends to their damn near breaking point..
@@@:YEAH DAMN NEAR..DAMN NEAR COUNTS IN HORSESHOES AND HAND GRENADES AND UNFORTUNATELY, NEITHER OF THOSE WERE MATCH OPTIONS!!!
(@@@ takes a long drag from his cigarette..tosses it to the ground, unlike him to litter, but also unlike him to drink..he walks up to the cameraman..we see it now from the camera man's vantagepoint..@@@ looks bad...bandages on his face and neck, blood still visible on gashes on his head, and a slight tremor in his hand...nonetheless, he takes a deep sigh...)
@@@: Okay so...what do you want to know? How it feels to lose 3 straight matches? How it feels to qualify for this prestigious cluster FUCK only to do all of this for NOTHING??? How about the pain...look at this!!!
(He holds up his hand..it's shaking and...buzzing?)
@@@: HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?
Techie: Um..could it be that smart watch on your wrist?
(@@@ checks..it indeed is his smart watch..it's broken..but instead of getting angry..@@@ laughs, as though with relief...he takes it off and tosses it in the garbage...calmed down, @@@ lights another smoke and starts on only what can be described as an old school Dennis Leary style rant..)
@@@: Okay so..maybe the Purge is gonna take a little longer than I thought..don t worry..I got help coming...Hey, what makes a leader? What makes a champion? Corey Black wasn't that good overnight..Odin Balfore has probably been big and ugly his whole life but not the monster I met in the ring tonight..boy, am I glad he didn't try to fuck me in the ass..that gay chat he was trying with me reminded me of prison..
But I digress..
Some might say "@@@? Why continue? @@@? You can't win? Why not just leave?" And to that I say this:
First of all, fuck you, I am @@@ I do whatever I please...after 4 nights of beatings, poundings, and overall manic insanity..I am still here..in fact, all 6 of us are still here, which means we are the TOUGHEST SOB'S in the whole GODDAMN COMPANY!
From Odin Balfores hairy ass to Corey Blacks demented ass...Psychopomp, the little engine that could, Adam Youngs drunken redneck ass, and my opponent Mikey eXtreme..we are all men you do not want to fuck with!
That being said..do you know how many times the Bolsheviks were defeated in Russia? How many times George Washington was driven back and defeated? How many times fidel Castro was imprisoned, locked away before taking over Cuba?Revolution does not happen overnight..it takes time, it takes work..this past week, I've taken the first swings at the WCF aristocrscy..I've defeated Oblivion, Adam Young, Took Corey Black to Hell, tore up Psychopomp, and tonight I took Odin Balfore straight to a place he didn't think he could ever reach...sure my shoulders were pinned on the mat for 3 seconds..but my imprint..will be on these men's minds forever!
Now when they see me backstage, they will not see a noob, a jobber..an undercaRd mainstay..tonight I saw the look in Balfore's eyes..it was shock..the shock of realizing you grabbed a rattlesnake when you thought you had a water snake..The horror of underestimation..in the end, Balfore will never speak down to me again..respect has been earned..
Which brings.me to my opponent, mr. EXtreme, if that is your real name..a man who is on the precipice of a legendary feat..on the verge of becoming relevant and cementing his place in the archives of WCF history..he just has to get past @@@ and into the finals..what's stopping him?
Me..
A man who danced with Creeping Death..a man who took a GAME Odin Balfore to his limits..and the leader of the Purge, which will eventually cleanse the WCF of its tyranny..mikey,tomorrow night I get to play SPOILER.. that's right..and honestly, I cannot wait to take your blink 182 ass and destroy it for all to see..
Mikey, I may not have a chance to hoist that plastic t ball trophy they have set aside for this tournament. But..after I show you the true meaning of the word extreme..by beating you to near death..like Corey Black..Like Odin..like your so called "Legends" and pinning your ass down for the 3 second tan..I can go home knowing that I Drastically changed the game in this tournament..who knows what may happen? But my focus is on you mikey eXtreme..making sure you don't get in..making sure to make the Purges mark in this tournament with a victory instead of blood..
Positive momentum, Mr Extreme..I will have it afternoon take you from pillar to post and make you tap..yeah, I'll make you tap..the kid of extreme, will tap the mat like Odin Balfore taps choir boys asses..hard! And if you think I'm gonna let go after the bell? Why? I ain't got nothing to play for..nothing to lose..Mikey..you have Everything to lose..and in the end, when you are sitting on that long flight out of Philly, while I head to my oasis in sunny so cal, you will be racked with the thoughts of what might have been..and how @@@ purged you from the tournament!!!
@@@: Now if you'll excuse me gentlemen, 4 am comes early...
Cameraman: It's already 4 am..
@@@: So it is..
(@@@ proceeds to stretch then run around the corner...jogging...fade to black as the 2wcf lackeys look rather confused..)
