Post by Odin Balfore on Aug 9, 2016 18:40:35 GMT -5
RP 1
KING OF THE DEATH MATCH
ROUND 2
ODIN BALFORE
VS.
ADAM YOUNG
___________________________
Chapter I: I Arrive Exactly When I Chose To.
A Battle with Mikey Extreme, BAWAAHAHAHAHAH. This fool. Have you forgotten the stories and the myths? I am Wizard, fool and as such, I arrive exactly when I chose too. I disrespected you, son. I schooled you in psychological warefare. You hold a hollowed out meaningless victory in this ‘gauntlet’ of hardcore deathmatch foolery. It was a foolish endeavor on your part because the world knows that the money is in Odin Balfore verse Corey Black. From where I stand the booking in the Dub has been horribly misrepresented. Dudes Like Gemini Battle would get cawk swinged right out of the Stratosphere and land head first into the fuckin sun. So the world is thinking that Odin Balfore is out of the game, take them losses and bow the fuck out. Out goon ain’t even worth the money that he printed for the dub.
Well facts bein what they be, only CD and myself have given the Dub money to print and that’s just sad. WCF, this is more than social commentary, this is social upheaval. I exist here and now to make all of you better but there is nothing that none of you can do to match my skills. This King of the Death Match is a special occasion and what better what to mark that occasion than with two of WCFs more brutal guys?
Now I tossed out that free bone for Mikey Extreme and like a good soft poon bitch may he suckle it like the teat of his mama because now, I own him. Stroke it good and suck it deep, you hack ass United States Champion because I am and forever will be the Villain of the story. From here I kunt-tinue onto that old foe of the Dub, Yung Adam, dat GOAT. Then perhaps onto Whoever Triple A is- rather was.
Dub, That Coked Up Mad Man might be the Hardcore champ but as you’ll see, I’m going to be KING OF THE DEATH MATCH.
And My Will, it shall be done.
____________________________________
Chapter II: To Your Honor
:: WE open to the Federal District in PoonGuinea. Odin Balfore stands as a pulpit that is raised five stories off the ground, to accommodate is universally endowed THICK. He is wearing a white dress shirt that is barely holding itself together along the ridges of his ripped and sculpted chest. The golden buttons are fastened from a newly discovered element below the island nation, Poon-Branium. His silver hair is tied back in a knot and his five o’ clock shadow stands in defiance of the Seven PM cascading sun who is compelled to retrace his steps in honor of The All Fathers glorious beard. The All Father surveys the people en mass who have collected themselves on the steps of the Governor’s Mansion, the very clear where their leader, Robert Cairo once rested his head and smashed the poon without mercy. Banging a gavel while Adele gargles the gargantuan ‘banger’ (that’s sausage for the non Brits.. ‘MERICA). Odin begins to speak as the live microphone picks up the sloppy choking of Adele. ::
The All Father: Good people of PoonGuinea. MY people, the people of your Godfather.. Today I bring to you a day of mourning and remembrance; for I have stayed silent far too long on this matter. I have had my mourning and closure and many poon smashed and wasted at my THICK. Now, it is your turn. Today, I mark an honored occasion. Today I give to the people a day to honor and pay tribute to their Godfather. To the men, I ask of you to stand proud and strong. And to the women, may you get down on your knees like your first lady, Rhianna and suckle the mighty THICK’s of your husbands as you would for your Godfather. I stand with you all in solidarity as my THICK gets serviced even as we speak. Men, it is your duty to represent and honor your Godfather and women, it is your duty to serve the best interests of your Godfather in spirit. For even now, he watches over and loves you all. It is with that that I have decided to announce to return to Professional Wrestling and the Wrestling Federation Championship. I have entered myself in the King of the Death Match tournament in honor of our Governor and the last title that he held was the WCF Hardcore Championship. I would like you good people to know that the tournament has already starred and I am a day behind because you good people mean more to me than the first round in the tournament. Robert Cairos legacy is more important to me than my opponent, Mikey Extreme. Soon though, I have a match against Adam Young; yes THAT ADAM YOUNG. The Adam Young of legend and that legend will not be taken lightly but it will be taken to school.
I shall crush the YUNG ADAM as while the for and focus of most ire in WCF, he has no place in this tournament in memory of our Godfather. I am returning for the sake of business before pleasure as I am on a quest to bring respect back to the nation of Poonguinea. Who am I not to do such things for you good people; For Adam Young stand in the ring with a living God and know that everything in his life has led up to this point. Everything that he has done brings him to right now when he faces off against The All Father for the right to become known as KING OF THE DEATH MATCH and I shall do it for Robert Cairo!
Your All Father has not stepped in the ring in a very long time but I know that I shall pick up right where I left off. As of this moment I vow to be the most dominant in any division that I so chose to be in. I shall do it all for you. I shall do it because it is what this nation needs and Tuesday night, I will do it at Adam Young’s expense.
:: The All Father waves to his cheering people as he steps back from the microphone, a POP can be heard as The All Father breaks the suction from the Adele tongue jobbery. Some suit with tape on his glasses and a squeak in his voice approaches the All Father with a clip board and the tales of ‘rather important news.’ However, the only thing that The All Father can think is how Adele broke the suction and all the many ways she shall pay for that later in the evening. ::
Squeaky Aid: My Lord, there has been a discovery at the Poon-branium mine. It is rather fantastic news and a wonderful blessing. The workers and those living in the ghettos have begun to revere miraculous discovery.
:: The All Father furls his brow, both intrigued and suspect of the news yet decides to follow along with Adele on THICK. He walks with the aid and talks causally. ::
All Father: I suggest that both make this quick and important. Even though I have a match against Adam Young, I do not take it lightly.
Squeaky Aid: I know, my Lord.
All Father: I must make a good showing and get back on track in this tournament if I am too remind those who may have forgotten what THICK justice is. Tonight will be the culminating failure of WCF as a whole, as is it and the grave injustices that have been going on as of late. From what I have seen, WCF has gone into one fantastic failure after the other. Given the state of the world championship scene, I can guarantee this is why Seth Lerch has decided to host this Death Math tournament. Hell, the one thing he did right was contact me to be in it and represent what real WCF was and still is at the heart of the matter. Adam Young may just be Adam Young but tonight, against The Nordic Tank he is the embodiment of everything wrong within the company and I shall purify and rectify that grave injustice when I once again leave my Mark on this company.
Tonight Ragnarok is coming for Adam Young.
So I have spoken.. So it shall.. come to pass…
KING OF THE DEATH MATCH
ROUND 2
ODIN BALFORE
VS.
ADAM YOUNG
___________________________
Chapter I: I Arrive Exactly When I Chose To.
A Battle with Mikey Extreme, BAWAAHAHAHAHAH. This fool. Have you forgotten the stories and the myths? I am Wizard, fool and as such, I arrive exactly when I chose too. I disrespected you, son. I schooled you in psychological warefare. You hold a hollowed out meaningless victory in this ‘gauntlet’ of hardcore deathmatch foolery. It was a foolish endeavor on your part because the world knows that the money is in Odin Balfore verse Corey Black. From where I stand the booking in the Dub has been horribly misrepresented. Dudes Like Gemini Battle would get cawk swinged right out of the Stratosphere and land head first into the fuckin sun. So the world is thinking that Odin Balfore is out of the game, take them losses and bow the fuck out. Out goon ain’t even worth the money that he printed for the dub.
Well facts bein what they be, only CD and myself have given the Dub money to print and that’s just sad. WCF, this is more than social commentary, this is social upheaval. I exist here and now to make all of you better but there is nothing that none of you can do to match my skills. This King of the Death Match is a special occasion and what better what to mark that occasion than with two of WCFs more brutal guys?
Now I tossed out that free bone for Mikey Extreme and like a good soft poon bitch may he suckle it like the teat of his mama because now, I own him. Stroke it good and suck it deep, you hack ass United States Champion because I am and forever will be the Villain of the story. From here I kunt-tinue onto that old foe of the Dub, Yung Adam, dat GOAT. Then perhaps onto Whoever Triple A is- rather was.
Dub, That Coked Up Mad Man might be the Hardcore champ but as you’ll see, I’m going to be KING OF THE DEATH MATCH.
And My Will, it shall be done.
____________________________________
Chapter II: To Your Honor
:: WE open to the Federal District in PoonGuinea. Odin Balfore stands as a pulpit that is raised five stories off the ground, to accommodate is universally endowed THICK. He is wearing a white dress shirt that is barely holding itself together along the ridges of his ripped and sculpted chest. The golden buttons are fastened from a newly discovered element below the island nation, Poon-Branium. His silver hair is tied back in a knot and his five o’ clock shadow stands in defiance of the Seven PM cascading sun who is compelled to retrace his steps in honor of The All Fathers glorious beard. The All Father surveys the people en mass who have collected themselves on the steps of the Governor’s Mansion, the very clear where their leader, Robert Cairo once rested his head and smashed the poon without mercy. Banging a gavel while Adele gargles the gargantuan ‘banger’ (that’s sausage for the non Brits.. ‘MERICA). Odin begins to speak as the live microphone picks up the sloppy choking of Adele. ::
The All Father: Good people of PoonGuinea. MY people, the people of your Godfather.. Today I bring to you a day of mourning and remembrance; for I have stayed silent far too long on this matter. I have had my mourning and closure and many poon smashed and wasted at my THICK. Now, it is your turn. Today, I mark an honored occasion. Today I give to the people a day to honor and pay tribute to their Godfather. To the men, I ask of you to stand proud and strong. And to the women, may you get down on your knees like your first lady, Rhianna and suckle the mighty THICK’s of your husbands as you would for your Godfather. I stand with you all in solidarity as my THICK gets serviced even as we speak. Men, it is your duty to represent and honor your Godfather and women, it is your duty to serve the best interests of your Godfather in spirit. For even now, he watches over and loves you all. It is with that that I have decided to announce to return to Professional Wrestling and the Wrestling Federation Championship. I have entered myself in the King of the Death Match tournament in honor of our Governor and the last title that he held was the WCF Hardcore Championship. I would like you good people to know that the tournament has already starred and I am a day behind because you good people mean more to me than the first round in the tournament. Robert Cairos legacy is more important to me than my opponent, Mikey Extreme. Soon though, I have a match against Adam Young; yes THAT ADAM YOUNG. The Adam Young of legend and that legend will not be taken lightly but it will be taken to school.
I shall crush the YUNG ADAM as while the for and focus of most ire in WCF, he has no place in this tournament in memory of our Godfather. I am returning for the sake of business before pleasure as I am on a quest to bring respect back to the nation of Poonguinea. Who am I not to do such things for you good people; For Adam Young stand in the ring with a living God and know that everything in his life has led up to this point. Everything that he has done brings him to right now when he faces off against The All Father for the right to become known as KING OF THE DEATH MATCH and I shall do it for Robert Cairo!
Your All Father has not stepped in the ring in a very long time but I know that I shall pick up right where I left off. As of this moment I vow to be the most dominant in any division that I so chose to be in. I shall do it all for you. I shall do it because it is what this nation needs and Tuesday night, I will do it at Adam Young’s expense.
:: The All Father waves to his cheering people as he steps back from the microphone, a POP can be heard as The All Father breaks the suction from the Adele tongue jobbery. Some suit with tape on his glasses and a squeak in his voice approaches the All Father with a clip board and the tales of ‘rather important news.’ However, the only thing that The All Father can think is how Adele broke the suction and all the many ways she shall pay for that later in the evening. ::
Squeaky Aid: My Lord, there has been a discovery at the Poon-branium mine. It is rather fantastic news and a wonderful blessing. The workers and those living in the ghettos have begun to revere miraculous discovery.
:: The All Father furls his brow, both intrigued and suspect of the news yet decides to follow along with Adele on THICK. He walks with the aid and talks causally. ::
All Father: I suggest that both make this quick and important. Even though I have a match against Adam Young, I do not take it lightly.
Squeaky Aid: I know, my Lord.
All Father: I must make a good showing and get back on track in this tournament if I am too remind those who may have forgotten what THICK justice is. Tonight will be the culminating failure of WCF as a whole, as is it and the grave injustices that have been going on as of late. From what I have seen, WCF has gone into one fantastic failure after the other. Given the state of the world championship scene, I can guarantee this is why Seth Lerch has decided to host this Death Math tournament. Hell, the one thing he did right was contact me to be in it and represent what real WCF was and still is at the heart of the matter. Adam Young may just be Adam Young but tonight, against The Nordic Tank he is the embodiment of everything wrong within the company and I shall purify and rectify that grave injustice when I once again leave my Mark on this company.
Tonight Ragnarok is coming for Adam Young.
So I have spoken.. So it shall.. come to pass…
