Basura.. Dos.

[Mikey eXtreme]

Slam
Da Basura Chronicles
Part Dos

Mikey eXtreme sat in the dark, the last few weeks.. Months.. Have been harsh to him. He has found himself up and down. The former United States champion was left out from Ultimate Showdown, where he was bested by Spearman with his own move.

Mikey would vow revenge on Spearman, but that would have to be put on the back burner this week as Dat Hawt American Darkness would team up with Adam Young to take on Zero Tolerance.

Mikey didn’t know much about them, but he wasn’t alone. In the wrestling world there are many group of jobbers who wish to get to the level that Dat Hawt American Darkness are at.

mikey extreme: Zero Tolerance, huh? I mean, really, have you seen them? A bunch of clowns and some random fucking redneck? I don’t mean clowns in a good way either, this ain’t no group of Gemini Battles.. This is some fucking juggalo clown shit, an asian clown, and Adam Young’s cousin.

And they get to step into dat ring with dat hawt american darkness? Da greatest team in all of wrestling? I just don’t get it.. I don’t understand it at all.

Who are they? What have they done to deserve such an honor? Hell, what have we done to get paired up with Adam Young?

Jason Cash, what are you doing, bro? Why are you in a clown team? Where is your makeup? Where is your Zero Tolerance gimmick? Come on! Dat Hawt American Darkness gonna clown you around so much during this match that the whole world will finally be able to see how you fit in. They’ll finally be able to see why you’re the biggest clown of the group and why you were sought after by them.

Crazy J, the juggalo warrior out to win the heart of his Insane Clown Posse idols. Crazy J, the most unique name in all of wrestling gets to step into dat hawt ring with da hawtest tag team going. Crazy J, that’s really this guy’s name. He’s crazy, man. So crazy.

Kira Izumi, the japanese warrior from the island of who gives a fuck, Japan. Finally an intimidating member of Zero Tolerance. Intimidating, well, maybe that was too strong of a word. Perhaps I should have gone with less clowny. Well, the dude is still wearing makeup and he is part of a clown team so I guess if the shoe fits..

Dat Hawt American Darkness gonna bring the fire to Slam once again. We gonna take these clowns out of their circuses and put a bullet between their eyes. Cross our Ts and strike that X, ol’ Z and ol’ X coming hard.

Dat newly minted hardcore champion gonna bust some heads. Dat American King gonna X out all these pricks. Dat Young Adam gonna, well, he’s gonna get better from being that close to greatness.

There’s not much I can say about Adam Young but this might be the first time in his career where he wasn’t the biggest clown in the ring. Now that, that’s an accomplishment all in itself.

Dat Hawt American Darkness take on Violent J, Shaggy 2 Kira, and Jason “Clown Time” Cash in probably the worst match of all time. Tune in live to see us beat the shit out of these guys as long as their clown car makes it to the arena in time.

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