Triple A deserves a triple a** whoopin'-Edit 4 your pleasure

[Oblivion]

~._*A jacked up black 1970 Chevy van is seen hauling ass on Interstate 3 in Manchester, New Hampshire.*_.~

Oblivion voice-over: Who's this kid foolin'? Triple A?! Triple A?! Adrian, his punk ass is more like rookie ball!! He talks shop like he knows a damn thing. Archer claims all whole heartily that he did a thorough check on IT. But, boy oh boy is Adrian Augustus Archer is a bonehead! Not only did not get the number of Hardcore Championship wins WRONG, which was eight NOT four. He chooses not to mention my US Championship win, 2 TV Championships, 2 tag team titles. As IT drives, thinking, that should come to what fifteen championships.

~._*Oblivion steps on the gas, the van accelerates. Oblivion cranks up the music...*_.~

Dead I am the sky, watching angels cry
While they slowly turn, conquering the worm

Dig through the ditches
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Dragula

~._*Oblivion pulls in familiar grounds. The God of Enlightenment sees a warehouse that is abandoned. The Monster shuts off the van and exits the van. With it being dark out, there is partial lighting around. The only lighting available, coming from the moon and from the two bright lights on the warehouse. With dead silence surrounding IT, with each step of Oblivion's massive feet, the small rocks and pebbles crunch, move. Oblivion moves into the building, IT hears several objects scurry....*_.~

CLICKING... MOANING... HISSING... GROANING...

Oblivion: You see Triple Asswad, you walk into some hardware store and pick up what you THINK you MIGHT need. Or you grabbed whatever you saw the big boys used on tv. LISTEN UP DICKHEAD!! Inside here... HERE!!! I have RUSTY barbedwire.... THE REAL SHIT!! Shit covered shovels!!! Staple guns. OLD RUSTY NAILS. Six, seven dozen rusty nails. Couple of barbed wired wrapped aluminum bats, cheese grater. 24 inch flat screen tv, glass potware. I sure do like the light bulb idea. I got four boxes around here somewhere. We have to light this place up too.

So maybe, just maybe I bring the bulbs with me with rest of the wonderful toys.
You forget hardcore is MY WORLD and WCF is MY playland!! Oblivion IS the perfect definition for hardcore!! IT has been burned, buried, scraped, you name it, Oblivion has been through it and is still standing!! The Monster has beaten some of the very best in WCF history. I have been in some of the most dangerous matches in WCF history. Have you earned your stripes yet? Oblivion has busted... BUSTED IT's ass time in and time out and EVERYONE KNOWS IT!!

Going into Manchester with Loser is left out of the tourney.... OOOOOH HEEEELL NO!! It's my kind of fight!! Oblivion is built for this shit!!! Kid, you have NOOOO idea what kind of HELL you are about to face. IT is a professional hitman. Oblivion will reach down your gullouck and pull out your heart. You don't think so? Dare Oblivion!!!! Double dog Oblivion!!! The Monster has been known to pull faces off babies, what do you think IT's gonna do to you Asswad?! Look kid, IT fought better than you. You don't impress me. In fact, you COULD be pretending to be someone else.

Elementary psychology. Trying to play mind games with The Monster.Not gonna work. You're defeated, before you even stepped inside the ring. You're unmatched. You can't even get your facts straight. I've been here almost seven years. Won fifteen titles. Won my first championship in IT's second match. But, Oblivion has to explain something or your head might explode from all the confusion. Because, you're too damn simple.... BECAUSE YOU GET SIMPLE FACTS WRONG... DUMBASS!!! Before IT was Oblivion, IT was Ace Slaughter. So, when you do your fact checking SMARTASS... ACE SLAUGHTER= OBLIVION!!

IT has busted up, left a trail of blood. Oblivion is The Hardcore Icon of WCF!! THE God of Hardcore!!! I WILL paint the ring with YOUR blood!! You don't realize it, but you ARE waaaay over in this match. IT would say more... BUT WHY?! IT knows Oblivion CAN destroy your ass!! IT's history of Hardcore says so. IT's EIGHT HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIPS SAYS SO!! There's no where for you to run. There's no where for you to hide. This is Oblivion's match to win and your match to lose!! With the outlook of this match and with what kind of specialty of match.... the best thing that Triple Asshat can do is....

CHOKE ON THAT!!!