Post by TheButcher on Jul 31, 2016 16:54:46 GMT -5
{**Still 3 days ago at the Hofbauhaus in Pittsburgh. Just shortly after the TV crew interviewed The Baron inside the establishment, The Baron walks outside..and, confronts the TV crew. **}
The Baron:
Hey assholes! Who the fuck are you thinking you come inside this place, and sneak interview me on TV? Did I give you permission? Did I ask you to come here?
Fuck no I didn't! So, why the hell did you pull that stunt?
Reporter:
Well, well.. We heard you were here having a beer, and you are a big story here in Pittsburgh! I mean, you do live here, and all.
The Baron:
I don't give a shit. You just walk up to people and just start interviewing? You realize you NEVER sneak up on a former military guy, and live to talk about it! That is permission to get your necked snapped!
Reporter:
Well, we're sorry, but we wanted an exclusive interview with you since Sunday is a pivotal day for you, and a huge PPV for WCF!
The Baron:
Be it as it may, you still do NOT do that shit to me! I am a private person, and I don't clamor for the limelight, the cheers, the fans.. I am here to battle my own lifelong demons, and NOW.. I have BECOME that demon!
So, here is some added footage for you, but NO fuckin' cameras! After I have destroyed Damian Kaine, it's Freezer Burn and I that will turn that Redneck named Adam Young, and that coward in hiding, PsycoPomp, into a cesspool of human waste and remains!
WCF will need shovels and an industrial-sized ShopVac just to get their entrails, their organs, their broken bones, blood, and marred flesh out of the ring. The already shitty ring we wrestle in, because of that dumbass owner wastes all of the money paying jobbers and crack whores, will be soaked in red. The stench of putrid smell will envelop the arena crowd.
Hell, they might have to cancel the rest of the card because that ring and that smell will be against EPA rules!
Reporter:
Wow, you are one twisted mother..
The Baron:
Fucker? You were going to say Fucker? No, you see it as vile, twisted, or even repugnant. I see it as victory, retribution, and my life! This is the carnage I seek, and the carnage I will bring on Sunday!
So, Young and Psychopomp, you will be obliterated in a short time. And, another stepping stone on my way to gold!
You see? Freezer and I are brothers-in-arms! We are the Angels of Death, but we prolong the death.. We enjoy inflicting long-term agony!
{**The Baron turns to the camerman, while he's putting in the TV equipment into the van. The Baron grabs him, and gives him the Wehrmacht right on the concrete sidewalk!!!!
The Baron turns to the reporter, and walks close to the reporter as she thinks she is next.... The Baron leans over to her ear..And,..**}
The Baron (whispers):
See what happens when you don't listen?
The Baron:
Hey assholes! Who the fuck are you thinking you come inside this place, and sneak interview me on TV? Did I give you permission? Did I ask you to come here?
Fuck no I didn't! So, why the hell did you pull that stunt?
Reporter:
Well, well.. We heard you were here having a beer, and you are a big story here in Pittsburgh! I mean, you do live here, and all.
The Baron:
I don't give a shit. You just walk up to people and just start interviewing? You realize you NEVER sneak up on a former military guy, and live to talk about it! That is permission to get your necked snapped!
Reporter:
Well, we're sorry, but we wanted an exclusive interview with you since Sunday is a pivotal day for you, and a huge PPV for WCF!
The Baron:
Be it as it may, you still do NOT do that shit to me! I am a private person, and I don't clamor for the limelight, the cheers, the fans.. I am here to battle my own lifelong demons, and NOW.. I have BECOME that demon!
So, here is some added footage for you, but NO fuckin' cameras! After I have destroyed Damian Kaine, it's Freezer Burn and I that will turn that Redneck named Adam Young, and that coward in hiding, PsycoPomp, into a cesspool of human waste and remains!
WCF will need shovels and an industrial-sized ShopVac just to get their entrails, their organs, their broken bones, blood, and marred flesh out of the ring. The already shitty ring we wrestle in, because of that dumbass owner wastes all of the money paying jobbers and crack whores, will be soaked in red. The stench of putrid smell will envelop the arena crowd.
Hell, they might have to cancel the rest of the card because that ring and that smell will be against EPA rules!
Reporter:
Wow, you are one twisted mother..
The Baron:
Fucker? You were going to say Fucker? No, you see it as vile, twisted, or even repugnant. I see it as victory, retribution, and my life! This is the carnage I seek, and the carnage I will bring on Sunday!
So, Young and Psychopomp, you will be obliterated in a short time. And, another stepping stone on my way to gold!
You see? Freezer and I are brothers-in-arms! We are the Angels of Death, but we prolong the death.. We enjoy inflicting long-term agony!
{**The Baron turns to the camerman, while he's putting in the TV equipment into the van. The Baron grabs him, and gives him the Wehrmacht right on the concrete sidewalk!!!!
The Baron turns to the reporter, and walks close to the reporter as she thinks she is next.... The Baron leans over to her ear..And,..**}
The Baron (whispers):
See what happens when you don't listen?
