Post by Ultimate destroyer on Jul 31, 2016 15:28:50 GMT -5
:bad news Benson is walking around the wrestling ring having given his notice to the wcf that he was retiring hes thinking back over all the fleabag gyms fairgrounds crappy fleabag hotels that he's been in the trailer trash fans ....dollar store arena meals he's had to eat the lying ripoff promoters the bomb scare attendances he's just had enough of it all :::::::
You know as I'm getting ready for the last paid fight ill ever have I realize there's almost not a goddamed thing ill miss ....Not the shithole arenas or the greasy spoon garbage cans ya have to eat at........ the motels where you'd rather sleep in the alley than their vermin infested cradles of filth
The trailer park ghetto ass illiterate unwashed fans that stink up the joint drinking their pisswater beer when they bother to show up before having drank their welfare checks away Or The so called fed commissioners promoters who'd push what ever man or woman they could get bent over on their knees in front of them .... lying thieving bastards all of em ........... tho I have to mention that the wcf has been better than most of em
I sure as fuck wont miss the no talent mental ward wannabe midgets that infest the wrestling cards of late ....... or their fans that used these defects of humanity as heroes .... whishing they could use their moves to fend off daddy at night .......
You'll notice I said almost .......... What will I miss out of this piss poor career that I got roped into by lying bastards ?
The beating the hell out of these losers ...... the pure joy of stomping the shit out of some jackass as some little brat holding a figure or card has tears rolling down his fact as he realizes he's been lied to.... that the shit stain that I left on the ring wasn't the god he was supposed to be .... Or the trailer tramp realizing that her piece of ass wont be able to perform for doin all that laundry of his
Ill miss the fact that win or lose some loser has to pull his nuts out of his throat because of me or that bastard lost the title because I felt he needed a chair upside the head because he was a dick ....
That's what I WILL miss
My last fight seems to be some dumb fuck named biohazard who will be forgotten soon after I bend over and tell this so called wrestling world to kiss my ass for all eternity
As normal I wont give a fuck who wins or loses .. .just as long as this fuck who maybe will never wrestle again after this ......
Its time for me go I'd like to say people and the life will be missed ..... but it wont
::::he throws the mike down and heads out to the ring ::
