Post by TheButcher on Jul 31, 2016 13:03:39 GMT -5
--3 days ago--
{** The Baron is at Hofbrauhaus in Pittsburgh. Just having a beer at the bar, and talking to someone on his phone. His trademark evil smirk is shown very prominent on his face. The Baron hangs up his phone, as he is interrupted by a local TV crew wanting to talk about his tag match at The Ultimate Showdown.*}}
Reporter:
So, are you excited, or nervous, about pulling double duty at The Ultimate Showdown??
The Baron:
Excited? Nervous? Hell no! I AM READY! My man, Night Rider, has some AoD business that was urgent, and he answered the call! I, the great man I am and AoD gladiator, stepped up to the plate to be by my brother's side, Freezer Burn. WE are ready to destroy that inbreeder Adam Young, and nowhere to be found, Psychopomp.
Reporter:
But, your tag match is directly after your match with Kaine. Won't be tired?
The Baron:
Tired? (Censor)... I never sleep! Don't they say the wicked never sleep??
(The Baron laughs demonicall in his trademark deep voice)
I train, I go to the gym, I methodically plan out my course of action for every match. So, tired? Hell no!!!
Reporter:
So, you are not tired and are ready for the tag match, but are you ready for tye tough challenge from Adam Young and Psychopomp??
The Baron:
What part of 'READY' DON'T you understand? Are you some Jr. Reporter working for an elementary school? You are a moron! Once again, I will spell it out to you... I....AM....READY!!
Is that hard to comprehend??? Young and Pomp will just be another notch in the post for myself and Burn! We are brothers and a cohesive unit! And, you see in Young's 'miss' internet promos.. That he allegedly goes to these heifer strip clubs to meet Psychopomp about their match, and just like the clubs strippers, he gets stood up!
I think Young isn't even allowed in those joints because he was busted for glory-holing Bubba the Bouncer somewhere in that Podunk south!
So, instead FBI 'Most Wanted' posters, Young is on America's 'Least Wanted' posters. And, that hard to do in the south. Since they (censor) their sisters, mothers, cousins, sheep, goats, etc.
Reporter:
Well, where has Psychopomp been?
The Baron:
How the (censor) would I know?? I'm not his friend, or brother.. Or, wait! Ask Young! Not only does he mess around with relatives, he must need fresh meat! So, he probably has Psycho locked up in a cellar, and using him as his sex slave! Why didn't I think of that earlier??
Reporter:
Well, that's far fetched...
The Baron:
Listen! That was my brand of a twisted 2 minutes of humor. But, you best believe.. I don't (censor) joke! I am just describing how pathetic and worthless Young and Pomp are.. They are crap on my and Burn's boot! So, at The Ultimate Showdown, Young & Pomp.. We...WILL...ANNIHILATE...YOU...BOTH!!!
Reporter:
Thank you for your time, and folks.. Be sure to watch Pittsburgh's own "The Baron" Henker von Massaker at WCF's The Ultimate Showdown on PPV this Sunday!
{**The news segment is over and the camera fades**}
{** The Baron is at Hofbrauhaus in Pittsburgh. Just having a beer at the bar, and talking to someone on his phone. His trademark evil smirk is shown very prominent on his face. The Baron hangs up his phone, as he is interrupted by a local TV crew wanting to talk about his tag match at The Ultimate Showdown.*}}
Reporter:
So, are you excited, or nervous, about pulling double duty at The Ultimate Showdown??
The Baron:
Excited? Nervous? Hell no! I AM READY! My man, Night Rider, has some AoD business that was urgent, and he answered the call! I, the great man I am and AoD gladiator, stepped up to the plate to be by my brother's side, Freezer Burn. WE are ready to destroy that inbreeder Adam Young, and nowhere to be found, Psychopomp.
Reporter:
But, your tag match is directly after your match with Kaine. Won't be tired?
The Baron:
Tired? (Censor)... I never sleep! Don't they say the wicked never sleep??
(The Baron laughs demonicall in his trademark deep voice)
I train, I go to the gym, I methodically plan out my course of action for every match. So, tired? Hell no!!!
Reporter:
So, you are not tired and are ready for the tag match, but are you ready for tye tough challenge from Adam Young and Psychopomp??
The Baron:
What part of 'READY' DON'T you understand? Are you some Jr. Reporter working for an elementary school? You are a moron! Once again, I will spell it out to you... I....AM....READY!!
Is that hard to comprehend??? Young and Pomp will just be another notch in the post for myself and Burn! We are brothers and a cohesive unit! And, you see in Young's 'miss' internet promos.. That he allegedly goes to these heifer strip clubs to meet Psychopomp about their match, and just like the clubs strippers, he gets stood up!
I think Young isn't even allowed in those joints because he was busted for glory-holing Bubba the Bouncer somewhere in that Podunk south!
So, instead FBI 'Most Wanted' posters, Young is on America's 'Least Wanted' posters. And, that hard to do in the south. Since they (censor) their sisters, mothers, cousins, sheep, goats, etc.
Reporter:
Well, where has Psychopomp been?
The Baron:
How the (censor) would I know?? I'm not his friend, or brother.. Or, wait! Ask Young! Not only does he mess around with relatives, he must need fresh meat! So, he probably has Psycho locked up in a cellar, and using him as his sex slave! Why didn't I think of that earlier??
Reporter:
Well, that's far fetched...
The Baron:
Listen! That was my brand of a twisted 2 minutes of humor. But, you best believe.. I don't (censor) joke! I am just describing how pathetic and worthless Young and Pomp are.. They are crap on my and Burn's boot! So, at The Ultimate Showdown, Young & Pomp.. We...WILL...ANNIHILATE...YOU...BOTH!!!
Reporter:
Thank you for your time, and folks.. Be sure to watch Pittsburgh's own "The Baron" Henker von Massaker at WCF's The Ultimate Showdown on PPV this Sunday!
{**The news segment is over and the camera fades**}
