Post by Chief Tom-O-Hawk on Jul 28, 2016 12:28:48 GMT -5
“I am legend. I am the GOD of wrestling. I have been part of the most technical matches against the likes of Benoit, Hart and Angle. I have done the extreme with Mahoney, Suicide Ride, RVD and Sabu. I’ve faced the super icons in the likes of The Dingo Warrior, Mark Callous, Sting, Sean Michaels, and more. I’ve faced the impossible and won when I faced Vlad the Impaler, HHH, Vader, The LOD and Captivating Chris Calloway.”
“Yet Adam Young says I had to step up from the minor leagues and into WCF.”
“You see, I can’t pass a physical to get into the best worldwide brands anymore. And if I can’t be on the world stage, I’m gonna be in the business where the true heart of it is. So I searched for the best Indie Fed I could find, and found the WCF. I fit in well. Adam Young does not.”
“You wanna talk about WCF accomplishments? This last few months, I’ve stepped into the ring with Teo Del Sol, with Zombie Mac, with Gemini and Bates, Logan, Slane and ADAM HILLBILLY YOUNG. All of you have the same thing in common. All of you tried, tried hard and failed to pin me. ASK BATES .. how far I would go not to lose. He got a faceful of my blood as my counter-move and I laughed. Ask Gemini how serious I am in the ring. I damn near caught him on fire, but I still gave him a fight to make him wonder about stepping into the ring with me again.”
“NONE OF THEM .. could pin me.”
“Recently, Adam Young LOST his chance to become tag team champion the third time. The TWO TIME TAG CHAMPION .. LOST .. to the man he claims amounts to nothing here in WCF. LOST to the oldest man in the roster. LOST to the guy that can’t pass the physical. You LOST when you had the Empire at your side, and you LOST when you had Psycho Dragon at your side. And whether this match ends up becoming another tag match, or one on one, I will be victorious. Simply put .. YOU LOSE!”
“And now the part .. WHY? Why will Freezer Burn be victorious over Adam Young? You said it yourself. You said ‘It aint those city folk you love so much.’ Assface better listen. I don’t live in the city. I live in a mansion completely surrounded by trees with the nearest town three miles away. Their population .. less than four hundred. I have made reference to the mansion and the woods a few times since I got here. So the first .. I said the FIRST .. reason why you cannot beat me, is because you do not understand your opponent.”
“The SECOND reason .. is when you said I will make fun of everything you’re saying. Do I look like I’m making fun of it? NO! I’m not joking around, not laughing, not inserting lies to rile you up this time. I am bringing YOUR words to YOUR table. When ADAM YOUNG SAID .. and I quote .. ‘I'm a redneck who drinks beer, dips Copenhagen, eats watermelon all summer, and loves my Mom.’ These are the words that damn you the most. .. Not the love your mum part, that’s cool. Look at the rest of what you said.”
“You said your a redneck who .. does what? You do what? You drink beer. You dip Copenhagen. You eat watermelon all summer. You damned yourself with these words. You put unhealthy substances in your body, you’re a drunk, you eat watermelon all summer .. hell if that’s all you do then your a bum too. By your own words, you are a drunken, lazy bum. You never once mentioned working out, healthy diet, moderation in your drink or NOTHING.”
“I work my ass off day after day. I study each and every opponent no matter how pathetic they are. I have a work ethic born of the United States Marine Corps. I surround myself with people of success. .. but before I go to far with this .. let me applaud you for something. For as long as you’ve been here, and only taking claim to two tag title reigns in all that time, I give you props for sticking around when you fell so hard nobody cared. I applaud you for being here so long. You have determination. You have spirit. But without a work ethic .. without a working brain to do your talking for you .. without the need to improve yourself .. without the healthy eating lifestyle .. you will only keep going further down on the roster.”
“And you want to be a hero?We have Captain WCF for that. But let’s take a look at what else you said. ADAM YOUNG SAID .. and I quote, ‘ I'm going to just be the guy, the guy who stands up for the blue collar sum of bitches who work fifty to sixty hours a week’ Dude, seriously. Refer back to what was just said. Now, you’re being a hypocrite. This is how you spit in the faces of half of America. To which I congratulate you. Excellent heel move. You truly are a fucked up bastard.”
“I will win at Ultimate Showdown. And when I do, you’ll find yet another way to want to keep the fight going. So I’ll save you the trouble. Adam Young. At Slam after Ultimate Showdown. I want a match with you. Ho Holds Barred Rebar Steel Cage. And if you’re half the man you claim you are, you’ll accept.”
“Yet Adam Young says I had to step up from the minor leagues and into WCF.”
“You see, I can’t pass a physical to get into the best worldwide brands anymore. And if I can’t be on the world stage, I’m gonna be in the business where the true heart of it is. So I searched for the best Indie Fed I could find, and found the WCF. I fit in well. Adam Young does not.”
“You wanna talk about WCF accomplishments? This last few months, I’ve stepped into the ring with Teo Del Sol, with Zombie Mac, with Gemini and Bates, Logan, Slane and ADAM HILLBILLY YOUNG. All of you have the same thing in common. All of you tried, tried hard and failed to pin me. ASK BATES .. how far I would go not to lose. He got a faceful of my blood as my counter-move and I laughed. Ask Gemini how serious I am in the ring. I damn near caught him on fire, but I still gave him a fight to make him wonder about stepping into the ring with me again.”
“NONE OF THEM .. could pin me.”
“Recently, Adam Young LOST his chance to become tag team champion the third time. The TWO TIME TAG CHAMPION .. LOST .. to the man he claims amounts to nothing here in WCF. LOST to the oldest man in the roster. LOST to the guy that can’t pass the physical. You LOST when you had the Empire at your side, and you LOST when you had Psycho Dragon at your side. And whether this match ends up becoming another tag match, or one on one, I will be victorious. Simply put .. YOU LOSE!”
“And now the part .. WHY? Why will Freezer Burn be victorious over Adam Young? You said it yourself. You said ‘It aint those city folk you love so much.’ Assface better listen. I don’t live in the city. I live in a mansion completely surrounded by trees with the nearest town three miles away. Their population .. less than four hundred. I have made reference to the mansion and the woods a few times since I got here. So the first .. I said the FIRST .. reason why you cannot beat me, is because you do not understand your opponent.”
“The SECOND reason .. is when you said I will make fun of everything you’re saying. Do I look like I’m making fun of it? NO! I’m not joking around, not laughing, not inserting lies to rile you up this time. I am bringing YOUR words to YOUR table. When ADAM YOUNG SAID .. and I quote .. ‘I'm a redneck who drinks beer, dips Copenhagen, eats watermelon all summer, and loves my Mom.’ These are the words that damn you the most. .. Not the love your mum part, that’s cool. Look at the rest of what you said.”
“You said your a redneck who .. does what? You do what? You drink beer. You dip Copenhagen. You eat watermelon all summer. You damned yourself with these words. You put unhealthy substances in your body, you’re a drunk, you eat watermelon all summer .. hell if that’s all you do then your a bum too. By your own words, you are a drunken, lazy bum. You never once mentioned working out, healthy diet, moderation in your drink or NOTHING.”
“I work my ass off day after day. I study each and every opponent no matter how pathetic they are. I have a work ethic born of the United States Marine Corps. I surround myself with people of success. .. but before I go to far with this .. let me applaud you for something. For as long as you’ve been here, and only taking claim to two tag title reigns in all that time, I give you props for sticking around when you fell so hard nobody cared. I applaud you for being here so long. You have determination. You have spirit. But without a work ethic .. without a working brain to do your talking for you .. without the need to improve yourself .. without the healthy eating lifestyle .. you will only keep going further down on the roster.”
“And you want to be a hero?We have Captain WCF for that. But let’s take a look at what else you said. ADAM YOUNG SAID .. and I quote, ‘ I'm going to just be the guy, the guy who stands up for the blue collar sum of bitches who work fifty to sixty hours a week’ Dude, seriously. Refer back to what was just said. Now, you’re being a hypocrite. This is how you spit in the faces of half of America. To which I congratulate you. Excellent heel move. You truly are a fucked up bastard.”
“I will win at Ultimate Showdown. And when I do, you’ll find yet another way to want to keep the fight going. So I’ll save you the trouble. Adam Young. At Slam after Ultimate Showdown. I want a match with you. Ho Holds Barred Rebar Steel Cage. And if you’re half the man you claim you are, you’ll accept.”
