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Post by Steve Orbit on Jul 27, 2016 19:35:13 GMT -5
So I had this dream last night,
I was banging Stephanie McMahon. Not in the dream, but like, I was with her and I knew I was hitting it? Feel me. So she's pregnant with my kid, and we have to go see Triple H for whatever, and I'm super scared that dude is gonna whoop my ass, and he's pissed that I'm banging his wife (he looked exactly like on Raw with that gray suit and the short hair) and he gets in my face but he doesn't do anything. And then I drive away in some convertible with pregnant big belly Steph. End of dream.
Just had to tell somebody.
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Post by Stuart Slane on Jul 27, 2016 19:45:17 GMT -5
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Post by Teo Blaze on Jul 27, 2016 19:49:00 GMT -5
That is WCF canon now.
It's why Steve Orbit will never wrestle in WWE.
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 27, 2016 20:06:14 GMT -5
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Post by Dionysus on Jul 27, 2016 20:17:04 GMT -5
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Post by Steve Orbit on Jul 27, 2016 21:40:32 GMT -5
He was pissed bro.
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Post by Jeff Purse on Jul 27, 2016 21:50:11 GMT -5
I love you and your dreams
the best part is that he just stood there and looked at you. Did he spit water out of his mouth while staring?
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Post by Steve Orbit on Jul 27, 2016 21:57:30 GMT -5
No he was def talking shit to me, but he was like.. calm and pissed. I dont remember what he said though.
And Steph was a typical chick saying like "hes not gonna do anything, who cares" and probably secretly hoping that we would fight over her.
Anyway I'll never look at Stephanie or Trips the same again.
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Post by Thomas Uriel Bates on Jul 27, 2016 23:09:55 GMT -5
That is WCF canon now. It's why Steve Orbit will never wrestle in WWE. I second this.
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 27, 2016 23:50:16 GMT -5
Just be glad it wasn't an adult hybrid child of Steph/Trips stalking you... Oh, wait.. It is THAT hybrid... Nicole Bass! (Jesus, Mary, & Joseph...) Beware of the 'walleye' ... Her left eye stares at the wall, and not the fish. (Affirmative, I am going to hell.)
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Post by kiraizumi on Jul 28, 2016 1:33:32 GMT -5
was it now steph or one of the older versions?
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Post by Doc Henry on Jul 28, 2016 8:05:32 GMT -5
Either way, Steph looks like the type of woman who fucks like the demon and has you begging for more...
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Post by kiraizumi on Jul 28, 2016 13:02:41 GMT -5
Either way, Steph looks like the type of woman who fucks like the demon and has you begging for more... lol
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Post by Steve Orbit on Jul 28, 2016 13:48:07 GMT -5
was it now steph or one of the older versions? It was Steph right now but with a pregnant stomach. She was wearing a black dress.
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Post by kiraizumi on Jul 28, 2016 15:08:20 GMT -5
was it now steph or one of the older versions? It was Steph right now but with a pregnant stomach. She was wearing a black dress. cool.
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Post by Oblivion on Jul 28, 2016 15:09:07 GMT -5
I bet Stephanie barks like a dog. So, when Trips screws up, you KNOW Stephanie gets a SPECIAL "toy" puts it on and shows Trips "HOW TO PLAY THE GAME"
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Post by Dean Wolf on Jul 28, 2016 16:27:00 GMT -5
Son, the dream you had was perfectly normal, along with the milky white discharge that accompanied it. You are becoming a man now.
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Post by Steve Orbit on Jul 28, 2016 18:57:02 GMT -5
Son, the dream you had was perfectly normal, along with the milky white discharge that accompanied it. You are becoming a man now. There was no actual sex in the dream! ... I still came.
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Post by Thomas Uriel Bates on Jul 28, 2016 19:56:47 GMT -5
Son, the dream you had was perfectly normal, along with the milky white discharge that accompanied it. You are becoming a man now. There was no actual sex in the dream! ... I still came. We know.
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Post by AdamYoung on Jul 29, 2016 5:45:43 GMT -5
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