Still The WCF Champ! 1/12/02

[logan]

Ah, I was bored.. found some old RP I did in a match against Creeping Death. They've been deleting a lot of stuff lately on the old WCF boards, and the entrance to this RP I use to think was hilarious.. seems kind've dumb now, anyhow, I just felt like posting it here for whatever reason. I'm bored. I guess I just wanted to see it come back to life.. good times, good times.

[The crowd is silent in a WCF arena. All of sudden, “Forever” by Kid Rock plays throughout the arena. The music plays about a minute but no one comes out, the music cuts and a new music starts up. It sounds if it’s live.]

Music: THE CHAMP IS HERE!



Music: The champ is here!

[Another drum roll hits, out walks Five fake Logans on the right side all carrying drums, on the left side is five fake Logans with microphones and there is a big space between them. All of sudden, out from the back comes a Team of Treachery golf cart. Logan is in the back with the WCF title over his shoulder, he is sitting next to Cyrus who has the Hardcore title over his shoulder. Rage is in the passenger’s side and Seth Lerch is driving. They drive slow down the ramp as the fake Logan’s walk slow down the ramp.]

Music: The champ is here!

[Another drum roll hits.]

Music: The champs are here!

[Logan and Cyrus get out of the Team of Treachery golf cart and stand on the roof holding their titles in the air as the music keeps playing. The golf cart goes slow down the ramp as the crowd is booing their asses off. Logan falls through the roof of the golf cart and lands on top of Seth Lerch, Seth loses control of Golf Cart and he drives right off the ramp and by mistake hits a fake Logan, the golf cart crashes and falls over on its side. The fake Logan that got hit lays on the ramp with his hand inside the drum, all the other fake Logans get off the ramp all looking at the golf cart, Rage seems to be hurt, but Seth Lerch, Logan and Cyrus are fine. The camera men race over to the golf cart as we see Logan, Cyrus and Seth get up.]

Logan: Damnit! I’m the WCF champion! I deserved to be carried to the ring!

Seth Lerch: Alright! Whatever…

[Seth Lerch picks up Logan, he walks a few feet and falls. Logan falls down holding his arm and screaming.]

Logan: EMTS!

[Cyrus runs up to the accident.]

Cyrus: What the hell did you do?

Seth Lerch: I don’t know! He’s fine! He just fell!

Cyrus: He just came out of a cage match!

[Logan acts like he’s crying.]

Logan: He…he…he…he…hurt my arm!

Cyrus: I can’t believe you Seth!

[Seth Lerch shakes his head.]

Cyrus: This could be the end of Logan’s career.

Seth Lerch: Damnit! I think I’m going to go backstage and shoot my brains out!

[Logan stands up appearing to be fine. Logan and Cyrus begin laughing, Seth Lerch stares at them.]

Seth Lerch: Uh…

Cyrus and Logan: April fools!

[Cyrus looks at Logan.]

Cyrus: What a jackass!

Logan: I know!

Seth Lerch: Speaking of jackasses…

[Logan and Cyrus look at Seth Lerch.]

Logan: Say something?

Seth Lerch: Yeah, that’s get to the ring!

[EMTS come by picking Rage up carrying him away, Logan picks up the hardcore title by mistake putting it over his shoulder, Cyrus picks up the WCF title by mistake putting it on his shoulder. Logan, Seth Lerch and Cyrus slide into the ring. The little parade circles around the ring watching them, someone from outside the ring all hand them microphones. Logan begins to speak, as he does he leans backwards.]

Logan: I! AM! STILL!

[Logan leans forwards.]

Logan: THE!

[Logan leans backwards.]

Logan: W!

[Logan leans forwards.]

Logan: C!

[Logan leans backwards.]

Logan: F!

[Logan leans forwards.]

Logan: Champion!

[The crowd in the arena begin laughing. Logan begins pointing at the “Hardcore” title.]

Logan: I said I’m the WCF champion! And yall are laughing? Laughing at the face of treachery?

[We zoom in on Cyrus’s face to see him smiling, he looks down at his title and his eyes widen, he sees it’s the WCF title. He walks up to Logan and whispers something in his ear, Logan’s face expression changes and the Hardcore title falls off his shoulder, Logan acts like it wasn’t even there. He makes his right shoulder go up and Cyrus puts the WCF title on his shoulder, Cyrus picks the hardcore title up and puts it on his shoulder.]

Logan: As I was saying. I am the WCF champion, and I will always be the WCF champion! I am a man with no fear!

[All of sudden we see Katie slide into the ring, Cyrus smiles at her and she smiles back. She sneaks up behind Logan and taps him on the shoulder. Logan screams and drops his title and microphone, he doesn’t turn around to see who it is. He slides out of the ring and gets under the ring. Katie picks up the microphone.]

Katie: It’s just me Logan.

[Logan slides out from under the ring looking a little embarrassed, he hear the crowd laughing and he tells them to shut up! He slides back in the ring and picks his WCF title back up putting it over his shoulder, he stares at Katie snatches the microphone from her.]

Logan: Thank you for your surprise welcome. Now, last night some promises were achieved. First off, I whooped Hellz Angels ass! I went in to defend my title, but didn’t because of that sum bitch Creep Dreathing!

[Seth Lerch walks up to Logan whispering in his ear saying “It’s Creeping Death”.]

Logan: I know it’s Creeping Death! That’s what I just said! Now, when I said I would beat Hellz Angel and defend my title…HAHAHAHAHA!

[The crowd looks confused and so does T.O.T.]

Logan: You dumb basterds! I had my fingers crossed!

[Logan raises his left hand up crossing his fingers.]

Logan: Just like that! But I did walk out WCF Champion, and many may say I’m out to seek revenge on Creep Deathing.

[Seth goes to whisper in Logan’s ear but Logan cuts him off.]

Logan: I said Creeping Death! Well, I’m not out to seek much revenge on the little boudle.

[All the members in the T.O.T look confused.]

Logan: Because I wished he would have attacked me instead! If he did then there would be no DQ! Who, I’m getting double teamed a couple minutes and theirs no DQ! But when someone comes out to help me…holy crap! Ring every bell in the world! You see, I wish he would have came out to attack me…then…I could say I beat Mad Dog, Creep Deathing, and Hellz Angel to defend my title!

[Seth goes up to whisper in Logans ear again.]

Logan: Alright! Get me a freaking vocabulary book! Okay Seth! I miss pronounce the boudles name a few times and you want to start world war three! Creeping Death! There we go, well this Wednesday Night, in my ring…you will wish your name was Creep Deathing because I got some knuckle sand witches with the name Creeping Death all over them!

[Seth looks at Logans hands and he snatches the microphone away from Logan.]

Seth Lerch: Yes, on his knuckles he has wrote in black ink…Creeping Death…not Creep Deathing!

[Logan snatches the microphone away from Seth.]

Logan: Give me back my damn mic!

[Logan looks back at the crowd.]

Logan: And Wednesday! I will do…watcha go-

[Seth snatches the microphone away from Logan and Logan stares at him, Katie and Cyrus look at each other talking.]

Seth Lerch: Yes, this Wednesday! Logan will do watcha gotta do do…to…

[Logan snatches the microphone away from Seth.]

Logan: Did you just say…do..do? And are you using my qoutes?!

[Seth snatches the microphone back as Logan glares.]

Seth Lerch: Get to the top!

[Logan glares at Seth and pushes his shoulder. Seth and Logan look at each other glaring, it looks like their about to fight. But they hug each other and the crowd boos, Katie and Cyrus look kinda disgusted. Logan and Seth Lerch start smiling and laughing. Seth Lerch hands Logan the microphone and we hear Logan say thank you.]

Logan: Uh, don’t cross the boss!

[“Forever” by Kid Rock plays throughout the arena. Logan drops the microphone, Cyrus drops his and Katie drops the one she took from Seth. They all get out of the ring, Logan, Cyrus and Seth Lerch are stand by each other laughing, with Katie and the rest of the fake Logan parade walking behind them. They walk up the ramp and go backstage, the cameras switch backstage.]

Logan: Hey, I’m going go catch up on something. I’ll see yall later.

T.O.T.: Later Logan!

[Logan waves and leaves with the WCF title over his right shoulder. He walks down a hall in till he makes it in front of Creeping Deaths locker room. Logan pulls out a sheet of paper and a black pen. He begins writing on the paper, moments pass by as Logan keeps writing. Once Logan is done writing, he takes a piece of tape and sticks it to the locker room door. Logan puts the pen in his pocket and runs off. The camera zooms in on the letter..it reads.]

Letter: Hey Creeping Death what’s up? Nothing much here. Long time no see huh? Will I will see you this Wednesday, now take it easy on Logan. Because I got a plan…see here it goes, get Seth Lerch to make a no DQ match, Seth Lerch wouldn’t hesitate on making it one…because that means T.O.T is allowed to the ring, so take it easy on Logan because I want some of him when he’s at full strength so we can really kick his ass. I’ll bring at bats so we can hold off T.O.T. Because they will try to come out once Logan is busted up and out of it…then all you have to do is pin the champion! One, two, three! Remember, take it easy on Logan till I come out…and don’t worry about losing.

Your Former NCW Tag Team Parnter,
Rick Mad

[Corey Black]

Goddamn I hate how you RP. :-\

[logan]

That was 2002, years ago.. well.. I guess I do kind've RP the same still, sometimes.. actually, I don't even RP anymore..

x2

[logan]

(one of your old RP's CD, lol.. we STILL pretty much RP the same as we did back then. You even had the same colors, and what not.. but yeah, I didn't add them in for this, too lazy to even add color in my own RP's. Old stuff owns.)


The camera opens to Creeping Death's locker room. He is watching Hellz Angel and Junkyard Justice make a Dumpster Match.

Amatures. You'd think Hellz would have a better match planned. Ah well.

Creeping Death stands from his chair, and walks over to his locker. He sees a note in it.

What the...

Creeping Death takes the note out, and starts to read it.

From Rick Mad?!

....Wait, Rick doesn't write THIS gayish.

Creeping Death looks over at his locker room-mate, Death.

Has anyone been in here?

Uh, yeah, on my way back from the bathroom I saw Logan come out with a smile. I thought he attacked you, so I ran as fast as I could, and when I got here, you were gone.

That bastard. Thanks Death.

No prob C.D.

With that, Creeping Death stormed out of his locker room, and headed to the ring area.

"People = Shit" by Slipknot hits, and the lights go out. When they come back on, Creeping Death is standing on the end of the stage, with his hands in the air. Creeping Death heads to the ring, and grabs a mic from the ring announcer. C.D. hops into the ring, and jumps up into a sitting position on the top rope.

Logan, YOU stuck your nose where it doesn't belong. Yeah, we all know you and Hellz Angel hate eachother. It's a well known fact. But, what isn't a VERY well known fact is that myself and the Child of Filth had ourselves some pretty crazy-ass matches in NCW. The most crazy-assed match we had was a little thing I put together called the 'Armageddon Match'. Logan, this match put me out for two months. Two long, hard months. I was put at the bottom of the ladder. But, when I came back, within a one month span, I was better than ever. I was ranked 4th in all of NCW. Me, Creeping Death, a little cruiserweight nobody took seriously, was whipping the World Champ's ass.

So, fast forward to Saturday Night Slam. I was kicking ass and taking names in the Hardcore Title Match, when Hellz Angel comes down and nails me with a bowling ball. Yeah, that's all fine and dandy, seeing as I got my revenge with a steel chair. But, then I see Logan extending a hand, in a sign of thanks. Oh hell no! I think twice, and exit the ring, only to be ambushed by Logan.

Now, Logan, do you know what my favorite weapon is? No? You don't? SHUT UP! SUT UP AND I'LL TELL YOU!

The lights go out yet again. A few moments pass, and they come back on. In the ring, Creeping Death is now sitting on a HUGE 20 Foot Ladder.

Yep, this here Ladder I like to call Damien is my favorite weapon. What's your favorite weapon? Fake notes? Gel pens? Oh, maybe a Britney Spears CD. Whatever it may be, it doesn't come close to Damien.

So, here is my proposition. Since you wanted it to be No DQ.....oh, I mean Mad wanted it No DQ, I'll up it. Tables, Ladders and Chairs, the TLC Match. My specialty. Bring your little T.o.T. I'm not afraid of any one of them. Yeah, Cyrus may be a huge freak, but, you know the saying, the bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Seth Lerch? He may be the owner, but even the owner falls at one time.

Katie? What the hell, this bitch is taller than I am. Amazon! Her ass may be tight, but if she steps in my way, it'll have a foot print in it.

So, there you have it. My run-down of the T.o.T.

Logan, trust me on this one, there is no way in hell you can beat me. Yeah, you might have got the better of my on Saturday. But, Wednesday will be a different story. There will be Tables for me to put you through. There will be Ladders for me to jump off onto you. And there will be Chairs to bash your skull in.

Now, Hellz Angel, you and me, we aren't over. Not by a long shot. Next time you're free, I'd be happy to whip your ass once again. Hell, I'll even let you pick the Match again. Remember our Triple Match? Boiler Room Brawl, Triple Cage, and the Armageddon Match. Hellz, somehow, you gotta top that. I don't care what you throw at this match. Fire, thumb tacs, barbed wire, you name it, I'll accept it. With you being the last NCW World Champion, I'm going to consider this the World Title Match I never got in NCW. You knew this would happen. You've pissed me off again. And you know what happeneds when I get pissed. Yeah, that's right, I whip your ass all over. Even though you pulled out a win against me almost every time we have battled, I beat you in your match. The Boiler Room Brawl. And you won't ever live that down.

Logan, Hellz Angel, WCF, look out. You never know when Death will strike.

With that said, the lights go out yet again, and "People = Shit" hits. When the lights come back on, the ring is empty.

[Corey Black]

That's high quality.

Was I using white? I thought I used red.

[logan]

Yeah, red/grey/white

[Corey Black]

word.

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