Post by "The Real Deal" Jason O'Neal on Jul 25, 2016 12:23:04 GMT -5
:: WCF Network... yet another rerun... yet another "quality" show made for the mindless who have had nothing better to watch for the last ten years. This time it is a reairing of Seth Lerch's edition of Behind the Handler from Feburary. The WCF fans can't get enough of the mindless dribble that is WCF Archived television. They craved it. Until last week. Last week the unthinkiable happened. Jason O'Neal hijacked a feed. It was the most watched promo in recent history in the WCF. The social media outlets blew up with activity. "Who is Jason O'Neal...Is he really the 'The Real Deal...He clowned Slane..." A little excitement for the people. The ratings spiked, the people loved it.
Here he was again, as soon as the camera sputtered viewership rose. They knew this was an outsider. The people could not help but be drawn to his charisma and his down to the bare bones style of talking. It wasn't a gimmick. It was real and the WCF fans couldn't get enough of it. Last week, the signal was interrupted and it took a while for the strength to gather. This week the transition was seamless. One minute the viewer is looking at Seth Lerch, the owner of the WCF and the next they are in the lavish home of Jason O'Neal. His face cocked in a wry smile as if to say..."I'm Back."...
"THE REAL DEAL" JASON O'NEAL: I want to issue an apology to the fans of WCF. I am sorry that you all had to watch that shit for that long. I know I've seen Seth Lerch's interview atleast six times on the Network...you guys must have been bored out of your minds. Sorry it took so long. (The camera switches) Yeah this week we have multiple camera angles. Movin on up. (He chuckles a bit) There are two areas of note in this interview that a keen eye must examine. Shall we we...?
:: The energy anticipatory energy from the audience at home can almost be felt in the air. They wanted to see what he had to say...
THE REAL DEAL "JASON O'NEAL: Firstly, Seth...Mr. Lerch...you ramble about your favorite wrestlers in the WCF. Newsflash...you are the owner. That's like running a meat factory and picking your favority cow. Its a business. You make money off of them. You can't have favorites. Au Contraire...I'm pretty damned sure you have favorites. In a company with favorites there tends to be pushes...pushes that are non deserved and lackluster champions. (he pretends to cough through the following names) Bishop, The Aussie, Slane (the coughing stops and yet another over exaggerated camera switch) Guys like Oblivion tend to be headliners in a company where favorites prevail. This is a demon from some pit of some bad place that speaks more slang than a 9th Ward Hoodrat from New Orleans. How the hell does that jive? The fans have been forced for ten years to watch you and your friends and favorites stink up the place. Sign me, put me in a match Lerch and watch the ratings rise. You will see that some who is not sucking off the teet of your success can bring this shithole to some quality level.
I sense you don't really understand why I am bringing the truth to you. I want you to think long and hard. What creditable company would make every champion fight to see where they align. The World Champion is the fucking World Champion for a reason. As bad as Slane is... Bishop, or the Australian Loser can't hold his jock. You already know what is going to happen. The titles will most likely stay put and no one with any talent will be able to rise, except your select few. Contact me Seth...Sign me Seth... put me in a match at Ultimate Showdown... if not... I guess I might just make my presence know in some way else. Shouldn't be that hard to break up a live Pay Per View feed.
::Jason smirks at the implications of the WCF's PPV being interrupted by him...
"THE REAL DEAL" JASON O'NEAL: The second thing of note that I want to highlight is your aversion to money. It seems a hypothetical question showed your true character. Would you give up the company for a lump sum of money... Survey Says... No. Its clear...damn near crystal clear that you don't like money. You fail to realize that if you are not making money, you aren't living. Honestly... I tripled the payroll check for your company last week when your viewership went up by 50%. Understand I am the best thing you can do for this dinosaur of a company that trolls along on its belly keeping the real talent behind Bishop, Austrian Queerbait, Slane the Boy Scout, and Oblvion.
::Jason shifts in his chair a bit and refocuses on the alternative camera...
"THE REAL DEAL" JASON O'NEAL: I can't lie to anyone. National television is a first for me. Wether it's paid or not, it is quite intimidating. There is one thing I know though... I've been around the Indy Circuit for about four years now. I've seen talent there that would shame these big leagues. Ihad to prove myself against people that were hungry. People that were not protected by night's off, Mr. Slane. Iheld four world titles at one time in four different companies...all of which the jobbers in those companies could beat the hell out of OBI OBI OBI... the crowd follows these cheap thrills because they never seen any better. It is like a small town petting zoo and then seaworld building right next door. I'm here for one whale of a ride. Put the goats away Shine Boy... stop fucking them.
It really comes as no surprise, I bring the ratings to an all time high, I throw all kinds of shade on Slane and Lerch and they do what any type of establishment would do. They do what any power hungry guys facing a threat would do. Seth...ignores it. Prepares for his match with "The Slang Monster" Obi Juan Blivion. Let it go Lerch your wrestling time is up and you need to be focusing on your business deals. Sign me. Ignoring the threat, Seth... smart move. Maybe he'll get tired and go away. Maybe its a fading notion that will disappear. Maybe just maybe if Ihide under the cover... it will go away and I won't have to face it. Seth... the fans need me, you need me. I'm NOT going anywhere. Ignoring a problem makes it worse in most cases... and Seth I am a problem. Figure out how to solve it.
Slane's approach is a little more tactical, but it is the same amount of cowardice. He leans on his connections. Sets Worthy up on Social Media and marginalizes the whole thing. A sly remark from the Boy Scout and a cheap pop and all is forgotten. It works on the little guys all the time. It works to just get rid of people who mention your name and is not in the same ranks. You know...this time it is different. You and your backstage connects can laugh... you know you are marginal at best on this roster and no good anywhere else. You tied yourself to Seth Lerch and that's the only way you keep that title around your waist. Stupid comments posted to social media, Mr. Slane will get old when the fans realize all you are doing is keeping the best talent down.
Week two with a pirated feed and really no response. Check Twitter and all the social media. See the buzz... I suspect the ratings again will be high. (He takes his cellphone out of his pocket) I'll be waiting on the call Mr. Lerch. You know where to find me. Make it happen and for once in your life give the fans a product worth watching. I don't intend to be your favorite...I just want to be the best in the business.
:: The feed fades back to the closing moments of Behind the Handler: Seth Lerch edition...
SETH LERCH: I'm an idiot...
"THE REAL DEAL" JASON O'NEAL(interrupting the audio): Thats obvious.
:: Jason O'Neal's feed is completely cut as Seth goes on to talk more about the fascinating world of wrestling and his company WCF. The fans are left disappointed and hopeful because just maybe Jason O'Neal will make an apperance at Ultimate Showdown. But for now more of the mindnumbing sameness...
ooc note: Just playing the antiestablishment character, nothing personal. No match yet, just a little short and sweet. All fun and games no disrespect meant.
Here he was again, as soon as the camera sputtered viewership rose. They knew this was an outsider. The people could not help but be drawn to his charisma and his down to the bare bones style of talking. It wasn't a gimmick. It was real and the WCF fans couldn't get enough of it. Last week, the signal was interrupted and it took a while for the strength to gather. This week the transition was seamless. One minute the viewer is looking at Seth Lerch, the owner of the WCF and the next they are in the lavish home of Jason O'Neal. His face cocked in a wry smile as if to say..."I'm Back."...
"THE REAL DEAL" JASON O'NEAL: I want to issue an apology to the fans of WCF. I am sorry that you all had to watch that shit for that long. I know I've seen Seth Lerch's interview atleast six times on the Network...you guys must have been bored out of your minds. Sorry it took so long. (The camera switches) Yeah this week we have multiple camera angles. Movin on up. (He chuckles a bit) There are two areas of note in this interview that a keen eye must examine. Shall we we...?
:: The energy anticipatory energy from the audience at home can almost be felt in the air. They wanted to see what he had to say...
THE REAL DEAL "JASON O'NEAL: Firstly, Seth...Mr. Lerch...you ramble about your favorite wrestlers in the WCF. Newsflash...you are the owner. That's like running a meat factory and picking your favority cow. Its a business. You make money off of them. You can't have favorites. Au Contraire...I'm pretty damned sure you have favorites. In a company with favorites there tends to be pushes...pushes that are non deserved and lackluster champions. (he pretends to cough through the following names) Bishop, The Aussie, Slane (the coughing stops and yet another over exaggerated camera switch) Guys like Oblivion tend to be headliners in a company where favorites prevail. This is a demon from some pit of some bad place that speaks more slang than a 9th Ward Hoodrat from New Orleans. How the hell does that jive? The fans have been forced for ten years to watch you and your friends and favorites stink up the place. Sign me, put me in a match Lerch and watch the ratings rise. You will see that some who is not sucking off the teet of your success can bring this shithole to some quality level.
I sense you don't really understand why I am bringing the truth to you. I want you to think long and hard. What creditable company would make every champion fight to see where they align. The World Champion is the fucking World Champion for a reason. As bad as Slane is... Bishop, or the Australian Loser can't hold his jock. You already know what is going to happen. The titles will most likely stay put and no one with any talent will be able to rise, except your select few. Contact me Seth...Sign me Seth... put me in a match at Ultimate Showdown... if not... I guess I might just make my presence know in some way else. Shouldn't be that hard to break up a live Pay Per View feed.
::Jason smirks at the implications of the WCF's PPV being interrupted by him...
"THE REAL DEAL" JASON O'NEAL: The second thing of note that I want to highlight is your aversion to money. It seems a hypothetical question showed your true character. Would you give up the company for a lump sum of money... Survey Says... No. Its clear...damn near crystal clear that you don't like money. You fail to realize that if you are not making money, you aren't living. Honestly... I tripled the payroll check for your company last week when your viewership went up by 50%. Understand I am the best thing you can do for this dinosaur of a company that trolls along on its belly keeping the real talent behind Bishop, Austrian Queerbait, Slane the Boy Scout, and Oblvion.
::Jason shifts in his chair a bit and refocuses on the alternative camera...
"THE REAL DEAL" JASON O'NEAL: I can't lie to anyone. National television is a first for me. Wether it's paid or not, it is quite intimidating. There is one thing I know though... I've been around the Indy Circuit for about four years now. I've seen talent there that would shame these big leagues. Ihad to prove myself against people that were hungry. People that were not protected by night's off, Mr. Slane. Iheld four world titles at one time in four different companies...all of which the jobbers in those companies could beat the hell out of OBI OBI OBI... the crowd follows these cheap thrills because they never seen any better. It is like a small town petting zoo and then seaworld building right next door. I'm here for one whale of a ride. Put the goats away Shine Boy... stop fucking them.
It really comes as no surprise, I bring the ratings to an all time high, I throw all kinds of shade on Slane and Lerch and they do what any type of establishment would do. They do what any power hungry guys facing a threat would do. Seth...ignores it. Prepares for his match with "The Slang Monster" Obi Juan Blivion. Let it go Lerch your wrestling time is up and you need to be focusing on your business deals. Sign me. Ignoring the threat, Seth... smart move. Maybe he'll get tired and go away. Maybe its a fading notion that will disappear. Maybe just maybe if Ihide under the cover... it will go away and I won't have to face it. Seth... the fans need me, you need me. I'm NOT going anywhere. Ignoring a problem makes it worse in most cases... and Seth I am a problem. Figure out how to solve it.
Slane's approach is a little more tactical, but it is the same amount of cowardice. He leans on his connections. Sets Worthy up on Social Media and marginalizes the whole thing. A sly remark from the Boy Scout and a cheap pop and all is forgotten. It works on the little guys all the time. It works to just get rid of people who mention your name and is not in the same ranks. You know...this time it is different. You and your backstage connects can laugh... you know you are marginal at best on this roster and no good anywhere else. You tied yourself to Seth Lerch and that's the only way you keep that title around your waist. Stupid comments posted to social media, Mr. Slane will get old when the fans realize all you are doing is keeping the best talent down.
Week two with a pirated feed and really no response. Check Twitter and all the social media. See the buzz... I suspect the ratings again will be high. (He takes his cellphone out of his pocket) I'll be waiting on the call Mr. Lerch. You know where to find me. Make it happen and for once in your life give the fans a product worth watching. I don't intend to be your favorite...I just want to be the best in the business.
:: The feed fades back to the closing moments of Behind the Handler: Seth Lerch edition...
SETH LERCH: I'm an idiot...
"THE REAL DEAL" JASON O'NEAL(interrupting the audio): Thats obvious.
:: Jason O'Neal's feed is completely cut as Seth goes on to talk more about the fascinating world of wrestling and his company WCF. The fans are left disappointed and hopeful because just maybe Jason O'Neal will make an apperance at Ultimate Showdown. But for now more of the mindnumbing sameness...
ooc note: Just playing the antiestablishment character, nothing personal. No match yet, just a little short and sweet. All fun and games no disrespect meant.
