Da Man can run but Da Man can't hide

[Oblivion]

East Rutherford, New Jersey
Location: Unknown park
Time: 2:16 A.M

~.-*There are sounds of shuffling feet in the mixture of dirt and leaves. Laughter and giggle is heard under the thunderstorm rumbling, in the background. The multiple lighting from the cameras shows Oblivion pounding the locked door of a random bathroom...*-.~

Oblivion= GO!! GO!! GO!! It's gonna storm!!

~.-*Oblivion and two hyper bizarre cameramen bolt into a park like bathroom. Without the access of lighting, they use the lights of the cameras. The God of Enlightenment drops IT's large knapsack. Oblivion opens up the bag and looks into the mirror.*-.~

Cameraman #1: WHOA!! DID YOU SEE THAT IN THE MIRROR?!

Cameraman #2: KILLER KATHERINE!! KILLER KATHERINE!! KILLER KATHERINE!!

BOOOOOOM!!!

~.-*Thunder rumbled right as the image of Katherine Phoenix was seen on the mirror. Lightning strikes not too far away.*_.~

Cameraman #1: SEE!! SEE!! SEE WHAT HAPPENED OBI!!

~._*Oblivion, wearing camouflage, no mask, is in the process of putting on camouflage face paint...*-.~

Oblivion: What?!

Cameraman #2: You pissed off the ghost of Katherine Phoenix!! You gonna die!!

~.-*Oblivion scratches at IT's massive crotch.*-.~

Oblivion: F*ck that bitch!!!

Cameraman #1: Dude!! You did!! That's why you're scratching like you screwed a Tijuana prostitute.

Oblivion: Might as well. Same damn thing. Would of gotten the same effect.

~._*The God of Enlightenment finishes up IT's face paint and now rumages through the bag, checking... Montserrat talks to ITself...*-.~

Oblivion: Crossbow... .45 Glock... Shotgun. Now... wait. Bait. What should we use for bait. These creatures are frisky f**kers. Wiley characters!! The quicker you kill 'em, the better you are.

Cameraman #2: Why?

~._*Oblivion and the two creepy weird cameramen leave the park bathroom. The bathroom door barely hangs on IT'S hinges. With the .45 in a holster, the shotgun in a back holster, Oblivion is holding the crossbow. All three is slowly walking.*_.~

Oblivion: Those pesky annoying Sethies, you can also call them Lerchies; They are master manipulators. They will lure others into their packs. They run with creatures like Logies, Daggwoods, and Zeemacaroonees.

~._*The reborn Monster slowly walk the forest.*_.~

Cameraman #1: What are you using for bait?

Oblivion: Check this out...

~._*Oblivion digs deep into IT's bag and pulls out a multi pack of...*_.~

Cameraman #2: DUDE!![

Oblivion: HOT DOGS!! Cheap dog-dogs!!

Cameraman #1: I think you better start loading up those traps, loading up those weapons because I'm starting to smell urine.

Oblivion: Leeches, those little timid creatures tend to piss themselves when they begin to get scared and run and hide. When NO ONE CAN FIND THEM... KNOW WHERE THEY ARE. Leeches tend to play PEEK A BOO.

Cameraman #2: What's that?!

Oblivion: It's like whack a mole. When Seth picks his head up.... WHAM!!! DIRTNAP!!

Cameraman #1: You know Oblivion you got your match at the Izod Center, not far from here against Seth Lerch.

Cameraman #2: You two have been at each other's throats for years. At one point, you were kidnapping women, hanging out scary young women who had vampiric ideals. Former circus midgets who Chang into... into what you can call creatures? You drawn in people into a cult like following. You had two best friends Keith and Melissa. Your groups would do home invasions, rape and rob the people inside.

Seth ran the company well. Then all of a sudden...[/font]

Oblivion: SHIT HIT THE VAN... Seth wanted to lick the Logi lolli. Seth changed.

Cameraman #1: That's when you SHOULD OF changed your philosophy THEN!! You could of helped WCF from the terror of the grasp of little miss Seth Lerch.

Cameraman #2:The scent of cheap cologne, international coffee.... OH MY GOD *URP* THAT AWEFUL STENCH!!

Oblivion: It smells like rancid sex.

~._*Loud annoying obnoxious screams from a colorful slime creature are heard.*_.~

Logi: SHUT UP!! <sqwack> SHUT UP!! <sqwack> SHUT UP!! <sqwack>

~._*Several fuzzy ugly birds running around giving off an aroma of International Coffees. These fuzzy ugly birds are in packs. They huddle around a solo Set his. A single Daggie will strut around, puff his chest, see his reflection, in a puddle of puss and whistles...*_.*

Daggie: Pretty bird!! Pretty Bird!!

~._*The two cameramen surrounds Oblivion as IT continues to walk the park's forest. The God of Enlightenment screams out, looking out for his prey....*_.~

Oblivion: It's crunch time Seth!! WHERE ART THOU?! IT's hunting you down!! But, you're hoping that Oblivion is so God Damon gullible, that IT wants to rip you apart so damn bad that IT rushes into the ring.

IT DOESN'T THINK SO...

Oblivion: Be real Sethie poo!! We know you're gonna make Oblivion think you're gonna fight... but, you're just still a little sore that IT made your boy Logan my butt puppet!! Made Logan screamed IT's name. SLAPPED HIS ASS You're just mad because he loves Oblivion's luscious hotdog more than yours. If Oblivion breaks free from your paid thugs, The Monster will... MAKE YOU SCREEEEAAAAAM!!! Make you scream for all the crimes you committed against WCF all these years!! Oblivion will be the o n e who will save your own company from your own hands!! I will do things to you that will make Greenfever and Gravedigger proud!! IT doesn't know if this match will end our beef. But, hearing your screams will put a smile on my face.

Once the referee raises my hand in victory... WCF will chant out loud as they look down of their freedom from their chains of tyranny.... FREE AT LAST!!! FREE AT LAST!! THANK GOD O' MIGHTY WE ARE FREE AT LAST!! Seth Leech, no matter what we throw at me.... I, Oblivion... WILL DEFEAT YOU IN EAST RUTHERFORD NEW JERSEY AT THE IZOD CENTER!! You can choke... on... thaaaaaat!

~._*Oblivion walks over to a sqwacking Logi...*_.~

Logi: SHUT UP!! <sqwack>

~._*Oblivion pulls out IT's .45...*_.~

BLAMM!!!

~._*The Logi drops a massive turd, that has massive chunks of hot dog in it. It does quickly, not putting up much of a fight. Oblivion takes another shot at the head, of the Logie. Oblivion laughs as IT unzips his pants. The Monster proceeds to puss on the carcass.*_.~

Oblivion: At the Izod Center, sh*t will hit the fan and you will be covered in it boo-boo. It will be nothing that you're not used to. It will be like another Saturday night for Seth Lerch. He loves his poo-poo. Seriously, Lerch, with your past history... YOU SIR ARE FULL OF SH*T!! I will prove that when IT busy you open. Spill your tainted blood. IT will purify this company. Some of your loyal demons won't like it so much!! Line them them up!! Oblivion never said this crusade was going to be easy. But, as you are struggling to survive or hide within this match. Whatever you have planned.

IT will get IT's grips on you, the only thing that your pleas can do, the only thing that your SCREAMS can do is... with our past several year rivalry.... MY DISTAIN FOR YOU CAN CHOKE ON THAT.... BITCH!!! See you in Jersey Seth!!

~._*Oblivion shoots IT's crossbow a grouping of Daggies, scattering them. Leaving a solo Lerch in sight. Oblivion slowly takes out IT's shotgun takes a couple of steps, aims... pulls the trigger...*._~