Post by Crazy J zt on Jul 23, 2016 7:30:44 GMT -5
[the scene open up it is old footage from 1997. you see a man he is sitting in a fancy Room with Wrestling titles all over the wall and sitting on the table is a world title. The man is wearing a Detroit Redwings jersey and he has braids in his hair. He is wearing black shorts with a red Bandana tied to his left and right side of his belt loop. He is wearing black socks with red skulls on them. The young man looks around the room and he gets up and he looks at a large painting of a sword sticking in a skull. Around the painting is swords and other renaissance era type of items. This young man then walks back over and looks down at the title on the table. A man then walks in wearing a very fancy white suit white shirt and red tie and he shakes the young man hand and he sits down.]
Business man: Well I am so glad you dressed up for this meeting.
Young Kid: Look man I didn’t ask for this meeting you came to me…
Business man: Well, Now I see why you have been kicked out of school, spent time in jail and the nut house for a little while… look Kid I want to give you a chance to become something with your life.
Young kid: So are you a wrestler? Or just collector of shit.
Business Man: Let me introduce you my name is Scott "The Skull" Master I have traveled this fine planet wrestling and collecting stuff… but I am looking for a new partner but I want someone that is young that I can train and develop. I would like to take you over to Japan where you will join me and 2 other men in a stable known as the Grave Yard Crew.
Young Kid: The what? And why would I want to do that?
Scott "the Skull" Master: Well you could continue you fight on the streets and keep going back to jail or you could embrace your crazy side and become wealthy and make a name for your self.
Young kid: I am only 16 years old…
Scott "The Skull" Master: That’s old enough where we are going that will give us 2 years to have you ready…
[the scene cuts to present time we see Crazy J and he is wearing his ZT hockey jersey and he has on black shorts and he is sitting in his office a replica titles all over the walls and sitting on the desk is his most recent Universal Title he had won and resigned from the wrestling organization as champion. Behind him is pictures of Zero Tolerance with the founding members Of Crazy J, Jaymz and Erik Black standing together in the ring and holding different titles up. He then takes a drink out of a glass and sets it down and he walks into the meeting room, the lawyer of ZT walks into the room and he sits down as well they shake hands and they look over some paper work]
Paul bennett: Jay, as the head lawyer of Zero Tolerance I have finished reviewing this document and you are now free and cleared to wrestle outside of the former company you worked for. As per the release you are not to mention their name and they want you to return the title belt, but as it is customary you may hold onto the replica of the universal title.
Crazy J: Fuck them I already had that shit melted down made me some jewelry and shit.
Paul Bennett: Your joking right?
Crazy J: Does it look like I am someone that likes to joke around
Paul Bennett: Um you are wearing face paint, a hockey jersey and shorts to a business meeting…
Crazy J: Fuck it tell them to take ZT to court. In fact tell that emo mother fucker I said sorry-n-shit!
Paul Bennett: Erik Black wanted me to tell you that you will need to cover the cost of it all and we will not be sending a response that says sorry and shit.
Crazy J: No its Sorry-n-shit… you spell it S o r r y dash n dash s h I t. Write it down so you get it right. Tell that cheap mother fucker I am not covering it I refuse to let him tell me I have to pay for shit we did
Paul Bennett: its what you did… no one else took place in this unless I missed something?
Crazy J: Cell block drove!
Paul Bennett: of course he did… sometimes I really wonder what made me say yes to this job between your stunts… Jaymz violence and now these new guys, cell block, Schizo and kira. Oh and how could I forget it I seen that Cash is here as well… So much for any vacation time this summer.
Crazy J: Bro I watched judge judy and that old movie my cousin Vinnie I can handle the legal stuff while your gone.
Paul Bennett: Judge Judy and a horrible movie does not make you a lawyer… you need to learn to handle other things and let me take care of the legal stuff.
Crazy J: Damn your no fun you and Erik Black must be good friends.
[the scene then cuts to Crazy J being back in his office and he picks up the replica and tosses it in the corner and he puts his feet up on his desk and he sits their with his hands behind his head.]
Crazy J: So its time to start for a new company something I haven't had to do in a very long time…. However I still think back to when I met Skull master and he took me under his wing… I went over to Japan and created the first version of Crazy J… now it took time to become this good of a wrestler. But at this point I am still young and I want to add more titles to this wall. So yes I did walk away from the last company even though I was their universal champion. But you see its not always about the title. I have always had to work my way up from the bottom to the top and inside of the WCF I will do the same thing.
Crazy J: Zero Tolerance is the most dominant stable in wrestling and I will gladly argue that point with anyone but this will be the first time my brother Jaymz wont be join us in the ring… well for those new people he isnt my actual brother hell he is old enough to be my dad. But now I will team with someone who has so much in common with me… its almost like we are actual brothers and shep and I will be dominating this place. I use to feel I had to change who I am to fit in but now this new blood of zt it’s a freakshow….
[Crazy J jumps out of his seat and he opens his door and a larger man with a different face paint style is standing their with a ZT black uniform style shirt with a ZT logo on his right chest side and the words Cell Block on his left. He sits down and pulls out a 40 oz bottle of beer and puts his feet up on the desk. Crazy J sits back down and he puts his feet up on the desk as well and he reaches over and grabs his cell phone and he checks a few messages. While he is checking messages Cell block is drinking his beverage and having a good time with it.]
Cell Block: Yo man that lawyer and Erik black are both bitching up a storm about you…
Crazy J: Fuck them I am founding father and I can spend money… Yo speaking of money they um, put a limit on my card again… and this time they don’t believe I am Erik Black when I call back but I want to order some new jersey I want some ZT fReEkShOw jersey and other gear for you, me and young shep.
Cell Block: yo man they made me sign paper work about that card
Crazy J: Did they say you could drink in the office?
Cell Block: they just told me one time no drinking in the office if they meant it they would have said it a few times or have a sign up like they do with the no smoking signs. I think it was just a suggestion because they worried about my health.
Crazy J: Well they only suggested you don’t let me use your card.
Cell Block: Nohomie, they said like 15 times don’t let Crazy J use your card no matter what he says… then Erik Black took me aside and said look, Crazy J is going to give you reason to let him use it don’t let him talk you into it.
Crazy J: Well that’s fucked up I would never do that… yo man look we want to look good at the PPV right… I mean damn this is the first time we will make first impression and we want it to look good right.
Cell Block: You know something homie, your right here you go… hey man make sure mine is a 3X.
[Just then Erik Black walks in the office and J slowly slides the Credit card and puts it where Erik Black cant see it. Erik just stands in the door way and stares at them both.]
Erik Black: excuse me gentleman, um J we need to talk about this universal title… and I hope your not already trying to use Cell Block credit card?
Crazy J: No man why would you think that…
Erik Black: Maybe you should make sure you didn’t pocket dial me or what ever before you start shit.
Crazy J: You was listing in on my conversation that’s NO-K
Erik Black: What the hell is NO-K
Crazy J: Its when something is not ok… its NO-K.
[Erik Black just shakes his head and starts to walk out and sticks his head back in…]
Erik Black: I will approve of the new jerseys for the PPV by the way… all you had to do was ask. Oh and Cell Block you cant drink in the office… not a suggestion
[with that Erik Black leaves the room and J grabs his phone and places the order and Cell Block just laughs his ass off about Erik catching him]
Crazy J: Dude… that guy just pushes my buttons I respect him we dominated the ring with Jaymz and other members over the year but he is always trying to control me.
[with that J can hear something and he picks up his phone and realizes he called Erik Black again… he hangs up the phone and puts it in his desk and shuts the drawer.]
Crazy J: Fuck I really need to start locking my phone… I am so pumped to wrestle against these 4 new challengers … I hope these boys know what they have coming before them. Yo cell block lets go to lunch.
Cell Block: Its only 9:30am its to early for lunch.
Crazy J: Your drinking a 40 of bud at 9:30am and your judging me.
Cell Block: You cant drink all day if you don’t start in the am!
Crazy J: True that, lets go get some breakfast and hit up a few spots.
[the scene then jumps to the two of them walking into a small family restaurant. They sit down and everyone is staring at them]
Molly: Hi my name is molly and I will be taking care of you what can I get you to drink?
Crazy J: I will take a water for now
Cell Block: I will take a beer… or a large cup with no lid I will fill it up my self
Molly: its only 10:30
Cell Block: You cant Drink all…
Crazy J: day if you don’t start in the AM.
Cell Block: that’s my line you son of a bitch…
Crazy J: Molly I will take the western omelet and does your orange juice have the pulp shit in it? Because If it has that shit in it I don’t want it.
Molly: Um… Yeah it has pulp in it.
Crazy J: ok I will take an empty cup as well.
Molly: Look guys I don’t want to get fired you guys cant drink in here but if you want we can go out back and we can hit my flask real quick…
Crazy J: I would totally tap your ass…
Cell Block: Dude she does want us to double team her she wants us to drink with her she said Flask not ass…
Crazy J: Oh shit.. My bad
Molly: Well don’t promise me a good time.
[The scene cuts out to the two eating their breakfast and molly comes back to the table with her hair a little more messy and she hands J her phone number.]
Cell Block: Damn bro you hit that when I was in the bathroom didn’t you?
Crazy J: She took good care of me when you was in the bathroom blowing that fucker up… But look lets stay focused on today. Lets celebrate my new contract with WCF.. I just wish Schizo was here. I am so ready to prove to the world why I am one of the greatest wrestler to ever walk the planet. I will earn respect and fear after what I do at this PPV. Cell Block man this is going to be the craziest ZT off all time. Kira and Shep both have the drive in them and that redneck Cash is always down to fight and we all know that Crazy J brings so much to the table.
Cell Block: Yo J lets hit a Strip Club and get our drink on.
Crazy J: Damn man your way more fun then Skull Master was when he became my manager back in the day he never wanted to do nothing and neither did my tag partner jaymz… he wanted to sit home and drink and stair at the young girl next door… she was fine as fuck… I would have hit that shit… if she would have let me.
Cell Block: So let me go call Shep and see if he can meet us… I need to go hit the bottle for a minute.
[Cell block leaves and J sits their and the camera man comes closer and sits down and Crazy J looks at the camera and takes a bite of food and it all falls all over the place and Crazy J just leaves it because he does not give a fuck]
Crazy J: So in 2016 I have won a Universal title and put three wrestlers on the shelf and that’s not bad for 8 matches… but damn it feels odd to not have a title belt on or slung over my shoulder… But my eyes are set on a different title… I want the tag title and I want it bad. Shep and I will bring the freekshow home a title in the near future if we are given the opportunity but in the mean time we will dominate in tag and single matches.
Crazy J: I was speaking with Jaymz the other night and we talked about the future of ZT and we both see a very bright future ahead of us. Preparing to face ZT as a whole stable is something I am glad I don’t need to do. In the past we was always all-stars but what worked for us is we kept are self as equals… And now we have the new members and I will do anything for these guys and they will do the same for me. We have no ego problems between us. But damn today is going to be a blast I hope shep is around and down to see some tits.
[Cell block walks in with a smile on his face he throws down the ZT credit card and Molly comes and grabs it and goes to cash them out]
Cell Block: Shep is in town he just got to the airport lets pick him up and hit this strip club. So is erik going to freak we are using his card for food?
Crazy J: Nah Erik Black understands business lunches.
[Molly puts the credit card slip down and J grabs it and puts a $1,000.00 tip on the $35 order and smiles at Molly and she hugs j and goes to kiss him and J pulls back because he knows where her mouth was earlier. The two walk out to the vehicle and J throws Cell Block the keys to the black supped up Black jeep wrangler with no top on it and huge tires and nothing is stock on this jeep. The jeep has a new paint job with a ZT fReEkShOw logo on the hood and ZT on the back of it. ]
Crazy J: You can drive bro I want to just relax before we go see the tits and ass.
Cell Block: Yeah I am good I am only on my 4th drank. So we be good by the way I said we would pick shep up.
[the scene cuts to the three guys in the jeep J is driving and Shep is riding shot gun and Cell block is in the back seat. They are driving and next to them is a jeep full of girls and they just look at the three crazy looking mother fuckers with their faces painted… J looks at the girls and blows them a kiss she flips him off and he screams is that an invitation. She tries to race them but J hits the gas and they go flying past them. Then pull into a strip club and they check their face paint and they spray on some cologne and they walk up to the door and the bouncer steps out and blocks the entrance of the building.]
Bouncer: Yall cant come in here!
Cell Block: Its because I am black isnt it?
Bouncer: you’re a white freak….
Cell Block: My soul is black…
Crazy J: Its because I fucked your mom in the ass isnt?
Bouncer: Fuck you she is dead!
Schizo: I Know she was a real stiff… but we tore that shit up.
Crazy J: Fuck you douche bag we are coming in… this is my Welcome party to my new tag partner and my homie cell block.
Bouncer: I will call the cops, and you guys are assholes.
Crazy J: thanks that’s a complement douchebag fuck it guys lets make it rain somewhere else…
[The scene cuts to Crazy J, Shep and Cell block walking into a low class strip club and J has a duffle bag with him. They sit at a table and some large girl walks over to the table and J gives her some money and the guys just stare at him and then she pulls shep chair out and she pulls out her massive saggy tits and she starts grinding on him and she then bends over and puts her large ass in his face and she shoves her massive ass with zits in his face and she has face paint on her ass and the song ends and Shep just sits their for a minute and J and Cell Block are both laughing still. ]
Crazy J: Yo shep what did that taste like?
Schizo: That shit tasted like straight up Butt Butter… that shit was stanking so bad… Damn I almost want another one.
Crazy J: well shit son I thought you was going to straight up bust a nut while inside of her back in the VIP area.
Schizo: Well if It wasn’t for having a large dick I don’t think I could reach that clam.
Crazy J: Well damn sun that clam probably has a pearl or at least a ball of yeast…
[The scene then shows them drinking beers and having a good time then a women with a nice body but she has no arms she tell j to follow and she takes him to the vip room and Cell block shakes his head and then fists bump Shep for getting even with J. J comes back a few minutes later with face paint smeared and his face has a scratch on it and he just sits down and shakes his head and then she storms pass them and calls J a mother fucker]
Cell Block: Sup wit dat?
Crazy J: I just asked her how much for something and she gets all pissed off.
Schizo: so homie… what did you ask? Was it for a blow job?
Crazy J: Nah man I got respect for women I just simply asked how much for a hand job?
Cell Block: Man that’s so fucked up… she had no arms J…
Crazy J: Oh yeah I guess that is true… Oh shit look a midget stripper…
Cell Block: Hey baby how much to go up on me…
Midget: Fuck you?
Schizo: well shit I rub this paint between those stubby gross thighs as long as you don’t have STD… I fucking hate STD but Cell Block is picking them up faster then a 10 year with a pokemon go app.
Cell Block: Fuck you kid
Schizo: No thanks bro…
[the two get up and J grabs the bag and throws some money up and the nasty skanks start fighting and then the big girl comes over with it and its ZT dollars and it has a picture of J on it.]
Big girl: Yo this money is fake… and it is worthless…
Crazy J: Worthless like those back tits you are rocking.
[the scene then cuts out to J sitting on the couch watching tv he has a smile on his face… his phone rings and he answer it]
Crazy J: Sup Erik whats going on brother… (long pause) Your saying Cell Block tipped the waitress a grand… Damn man you should have talked to him better about the rules… (long pause) Oh so your saying you called and got the footage from the WCF crew.. (long Pause) Look man I am sorry about that but hey man… Oh you got more (long pause) Something happen at a skank bar.. No I don’t think so? Oh wait yeah we went to strip club today but I didn’t use any ZT money…. I swear. (long pause) Ok so we are banned from the strip club that I wouldn’t want to come back to so that’s ok…. OK man I will talk to you later…. Bye.
[Crazy J hangs up the phone and he sits their for a minute looking at the tv and he shuts it off]
Crazy J: So I guess I should let you all know a little more about me… I am a former Universal Champion hell I resigned as champion… But before that I owned a large wrestling fed for a while and then sold my shares of the company. Then before that I held many Hardcore titles, World Tag titles and some other world titles before that. Jaymz and I at one point went on like a 3 fed undefeated tag record. So now your thinking damn that’s a lot for only 35 years old plus I took 7+ years off from wrestling and my body is in the best shape of my life and I have my split personalities under control for the most part and I love hurting people so being here in the WCF with one of the largest if not largest rosters I have ever scene in my life. So I am ready to bring the Disturbed Dreams and the Neck Cutter. I am ready to watch that Spanish speaking cash I am still not sure what a winder is but then again I don’t speak that I speak Hood fo sho. Kira is going to show that he is no one to mess with and Young Shep…. Oh the fReEkShOw is going to win some titles and show people how its done. Cell Block is going to show his value when he has our back. But I guess its time to call up the waitress and see if I can get some tonight… so you fuckers will have to catch me next time… oh and I guess I need some catchy catch phrase… If you aint down with Zt… no damn it….. You are either with us or against us… I hope you choose to be against us that’s a lot more fun… Welcome to the fReEkShOw! Fuck yeah that’s it… welcome to the mother fucking fReEkShOw bitches.
