The DannGer Zone With Kevin Bishop And Psychopomp!
Jul 18, 2016 21:20:09 GMT -5
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[Scene opens live backstage of the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania as WCF presents another episode of Slam. We are joined by Danny Anderson and the United States Champion, "The Plague" Kevin Bishop. They are sitting in a makeshift interview area consisting of potted plants, two black leather chairs, a love seat and a 45' plasma TV. This week however- we are joined by Maddix Payne, brother of former DRG Prospect Bryan Payne, who is acting as bouncer complete with the clipboard and all.]
Danny Anderson: Wanna thank my buddy Maddix Payne for joining us this week. On account of becoming a social media hit, I felt we needed some muscle to keep any crazy fan bois away. Also want to welcome current United States Champion "The Plague" Kevin Bishop to the DannGer Zone this week.
[Kevin Bishop drapes the United States title over his shoulder.]
Kevin Bishop: Thanks for the warm welcome, Danny, it’s good to be following up to your Internet breaking episode with our World Champion, Stuart Slane.
Danny Anderson: Congratulations on defeating Ace at Blast and winning the vacant United States Championship. Did you see yourself winning gold this early in your career here in WCF?
Kevin Bishop: Ever since I stepped foot in WCF, I had a blue print to follow… I wanted to get noticed through my body of work in my matches for starters. Everyone steps into this company and they speak of their past accolades and believe I have them too, but that doesn’t matter HERE. You have to prove it here and that’s what I set out to do… Now did I see me getting an opportunity at gold this early in my WCF career? To be completely honest, I didn’t, but as I have said before… Opportunities come and go and the moment it shows up, you better be ready to run with it… That’s what I do, I jump at those chances and I make the most of them… I want to climb this ladder and I want to collect gold, but I believe that should be everyone’s goal, if not, then you’re just setting yourself up to be The Baron of WCF, and believe me, no one wants that, right?
Danny Anderson: Now this week you are defending the United States title against Lester Parish. What are your thoughts about Mr. Parish? Do you see him as a roadblock as we head into the Ultimate Showdown?
Kevin Bishop: Lester Parish… The Teach of Worlds… My newly acquired enforcer and molder of minds… He’s not a roadblock because he himself claimed that I was the one deserving of the US title and he was not… So if he goes into our match with that same mindset, then he’s half way defeated. This is a competition amongst brothers, nothing more, nothing less, but I will not let him take away my KEY to that Grand prize at The Ultimate Showdown.
[Suddenly WCF superstar Psychopomp appears on screen being stopped by Maddix Payne. He's dressed up in a flight suit from head to toe like in Top Gun and he's also carrying a boombox.]
Maddix Payne: Who are you and what do you want?
Psychopomp: My name is Psychopomp and I'm supposed to be doing some Internet show right now. I should be on the list.
Maddix Payne: [Chuckles] Psychopomp huh? I'll check.
[Maddix Payne looks at the clipboard for Pomp's name.]
Maddix Payne: Yep you're on the list you can go in.
[We can hear Danger Zone from Kenny Loggings blasting from his boom box and Psychopomp slowly enters the Interview area and takes a seat next to Kevin Bishop.]
Kevin Bishop: About time you show up man, my wife Karma baked you some cookies.
[Kevin Bishop hands Psychopomp a Tupperware bowl with cookies.]
Psychopomp: Oooohhh thank you!
[Pomp takes off his sunglasses and eats one of the cookies.]
Psychopomp: Yum her cookies are the best! I'll lick all of her crums.
Danny Anderson: Hey! What's a guy gotta do for a cookie around here?
Psychopomp: POMP DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
Danny Anderson: Anyways moving on, glad you could make it Psychopomp. I take it you ran into traffic?
Psychopomp: No...The bus system here isn't very good...
Danny Anderson: Ok then, I noticed this week you aren't in a match Pomp, can I call you Pomp? Do you feel snubbed by Seth not being in a title match with the chance of going to The Ultimate Showdown?
Psychopomp: Sure sure Pomp is fine, Pompy, Crazy P, you can choose. I actually asked for the week. After some pretty intense last match-ups, mixed with the greyhound travelling between the venues I needed to take a few days to rest up.
Danny Anderson: After being in WCF for a few months what's your take on the company? Do you have any favorite opponents? Least favorite?
Kevin Bishop: My take on the company is that it’s a sinking ship with a captain who’s as far gone as the Coked Up Madman… Speaking of Ol’ Z, can we put him in charge, because I think on a drugged up bender, he could make better decisions than Seth Lerch. As for favorite opponents, I’d have to say The People’s Champ and TUB… Sorry Pomp, maybe if I fought you after Mikey warped your mind, but that match was a defining moment for me, besides being the US Champ… I beat The Mountain of WCF and The People’s Champion practically single handed… Z caught his breath for most of the match on the outside when he wasn’t being thrown around by Bates. It was my Black Death and my Inevitable Death Nail that put Blaze down. My least favorite would have to be Tony Miranda in my first WCF match, he was so green that I felt like I had to carry him in our match. Being a new guy coming in here, you want that first match to stand out for all the right notes and with him it fell flat on a lot of things. He spoke highly of himself, but when it came to match time, he couldn’t deliver, so I think he came off more of a speed bump than a ramp to the next level.
Psychopomp: A Captain who's far gone...Are you talking about Captain WCF Plague? Ha-Ha DANGER ZOOONNnNNnNE! Personally I'm liking it here at WCF..I mean..You know they pay me. Not ALOT but still. Anyway I've been lucky enough to have a few chances at some titles shots but I wasn't able to take any for my own. But right now my favorites opponents have been the one that I won against and my least favorite are the one who beated me. So far my only loses have been to champs or guys who ended up being champ after.
Danny Anderson: Is there somebody you're keeping an eye on that could be on their way to or already in TUS.
Kevin Bishop: We have a lot of young talent and ‘old’ talent coming in to WCF as of late, that really look impressive out there. There’s a few that I personally have taken interest in, especially the ones who lack direction, but have a drive to succeed. Three guys I look to really deliver here soon is @@@, Damian Kaine, and Meteoric Rise. Just a bit more time and I think you’ll be seeing these guys start their climb.
Psychopomp: No, I don't really pay much attention to the other wrestlers, I usually forget names. My short term memory is pretty bad since the accident but I heard good things recently about Spearmint? Spearman?!
Danny Anderson: Where do you see yourself a year from now? Still in WCF? What do you hope to achieve?
Kevin Bishop: A year from now I see me staring out at an entire sea of Brotherhood members watching me defend the WCF World title week in and week out, making the company rise up through the ashes of the incompetent Tyrannical rule of Seth Lerch.
Psychopomp: I hope that I'll get a raise by then, maybe move out of my motel room and get clean sheets?! A guy can dream...Other than that I would like to have a belt around my pants, preferably a WCF belt...I'm interested in the International tittle that they had in the past. I would like them to bring it back!
Danny Anderson: Now Kevin Bishop, last week I asked on Twitter if you could be asked any question what it would be and they responded. What is the deal with your Cult? The Brotherhood? Are you a cult leader? Bringer of The Plague?
Kevin Bishop: Ha… Well that is an interesting question and I’m not going to use political tactics to dance around the question… I’ll say this though, is it a cult that I am leading if the views of the world aren’t being forced onto people? I’m not slinging lies to the people who listen, I’m merely speaking a truth and a view of the world that seems to be what the media try to twist and turn to create their own agenda. I simply want a world without weakness and without hatred for those who are different. Danny, you’re a crazy fellow, right? So you could relate to some of the outcasts in the world… Those who hide their faces because they’re told they’re too different to be taken a certain way in society. My Brotherhood is a safe haven for the outcasts, that’s all… Some call it a cult, that’s fine, but I’m not cleansing the world with spiked punches, I’m only trying to open the eyes of those who look blindly through what they’re force fed by the media. My Plague I bring is ME, it’s everything I stand for, it’s a new beginning… I think that’s one thing that drew Severan King to me, is because as holy as he is, he still could see an aura about me that was inviting… I don’t stand on top my pulpet and belittle religions and tell you anyone they’re wrong to follow whatever God they choose to worship… I only ask that they offer the same in return to those who are different than them… Respect each other and the world could be a better, safer place. Burn everything to the ground and rebuild society? That’s a pipe dream, that’s not something that could happen in an instant… As you know, Rome wasn’t built in day, Danny.
Danny Anderson: And Pomp, why Psychopomp what's that about?
Psychopomp: Oh you know an equal dash of deadly Krav Maga and RAMPAGE! But seriously what do you mean? That's who I am...Or was...Or trying to be once again...Even since being cleared by the doctors I've been slowly working my way back to the top. I don't really like to talk about it, maybe another time, but it hasn't been an easy road to recovery and I've worked really to come back at peak physical ability.
Danny Anderson: Here's a good one. What's your opinion of your boss Seth Lerch, are you guys aware you came in after Seth terminated a bunch of contracts while WCF was in Mexico.
Kevin Bishop: I mentioned it already, but he’s an idiot with zero back bone… I have worked for me like Seth Lerch before and I have watched their companies close their because of leadership like that… I have heard about the contracts being paper shredded and thankfully I wasn’t here at that time, because I probably would’ve been sued by his rich Jewish lawyers, because of the assault I would’ve forced upon him.
Psychopomp: You did Kev? Sorry I was probably eating your wife's cookie. For the firing's I guess that's why they decided to hire me like that. After not showing up when they signed me a couple of years ago and getting injured right after. Some people might not like Seth and complain about his methods but...
Psychopomp: DANNY?
Danny Anderson: What?
Psychopomp: DANNY?
Danny Anderson: WHAT?!
Psychopomp: Dannggeerr Zoonneee..
Danny Anderson: [Exhales] Well it looks like that's all the time we have, thanks for joining us on The DannGer Zone! Want to also thank my guests Kevin Bishop and Psychopomp! Good luck Kevin in the Ultimate Showdown.
[Danny gives a cut throat gesture signaling for the show to cut as the scene fades to black.]
Danny Anderson: Wanna thank my buddy Maddix Payne for joining us this week. On account of becoming a social media hit, I felt we needed some muscle to keep any crazy fan bois away. Also want to welcome current United States Champion "The Plague" Kevin Bishop to the DannGer Zone this week.
[Kevin Bishop drapes the United States title over his shoulder.]
Kevin Bishop: Thanks for the warm welcome, Danny, it’s good to be following up to your Internet breaking episode with our World Champion, Stuart Slane.
Danny Anderson: Congratulations on defeating Ace at Blast and winning the vacant United States Championship. Did you see yourself winning gold this early in your career here in WCF?
Kevin Bishop: Ever since I stepped foot in WCF, I had a blue print to follow… I wanted to get noticed through my body of work in my matches for starters. Everyone steps into this company and they speak of their past accolades and believe I have them too, but that doesn’t matter HERE. You have to prove it here and that’s what I set out to do… Now did I see me getting an opportunity at gold this early in my WCF career? To be completely honest, I didn’t, but as I have said before… Opportunities come and go and the moment it shows up, you better be ready to run with it… That’s what I do, I jump at those chances and I make the most of them… I want to climb this ladder and I want to collect gold, but I believe that should be everyone’s goal, if not, then you’re just setting yourself up to be The Baron of WCF, and believe me, no one wants that, right?
Danny Anderson: Now this week you are defending the United States title against Lester Parish. What are your thoughts about Mr. Parish? Do you see him as a roadblock as we head into the Ultimate Showdown?
Kevin Bishop: Lester Parish… The Teach of Worlds… My newly acquired enforcer and molder of minds… He’s not a roadblock because he himself claimed that I was the one deserving of the US title and he was not… So if he goes into our match with that same mindset, then he’s half way defeated. This is a competition amongst brothers, nothing more, nothing less, but I will not let him take away my KEY to that Grand prize at The Ultimate Showdown.
[Suddenly WCF superstar Psychopomp appears on screen being stopped by Maddix Payne. He's dressed up in a flight suit from head to toe like in Top Gun and he's also carrying a boombox.]
Maddix Payne: Who are you and what do you want?
Psychopomp: My name is Psychopomp and I'm supposed to be doing some Internet show right now. I should be on the list.
Maddix Payne: [Chuckles] Psychopomp huh? I'll check.
[Maddix Payne looks at the clipboard for Pomp's name.]
Maddix Payne: Yep you're on the list you can go in.
[We can hear Danger Zone from Kenny Loggings blasting from his boom box and Psychopomp slowly enters the Interview area and takes a seat next to Kevin Bishop.]
Kevin Bishop: About time you show up man, my wife Karma baked you some cookies.
[Kevin Bishop hands Psychopomp a Tupperware bowl with cookies.]
Psychopomp: Oooohhh thank you!
[Pomp takes off his sunglasses and eats one of the cookies.]
Psychopomp: Yum her cookies are the best! I'll lick all of her crums.
Danny Anderson: Hey! What's a guy gotta do for a cookie around here?
Psychopomp: POMP DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
Danny Anderson: Anyways moving on, glad you could make it Psychopomp. I take it you ran into traffic?
Psychopomp: No...The bus system here isn't very good...
Danny Anderson: Ok then, I noticed this week you aren't in a match Pomp, can I call you Pomp? Do you feel snubbed by Seth not being in a title match with the chance of going to The Ultimate Showdown?
Psychopomp: Sure sure Pomp is fine, Pompy, Crazy P, you can choose. I actually asked for the week. After some pretty intense last match-ups, mixed with the greyhound travelling between the venues I needed to take a few days to rest up.
Danny Anderson: After being in WCF for a few months what's your take on the company? Do you have any favorite opponents? Least favorite?
Kevin Bishop: My take on the company is that it’s a sinking ship with a captain who’s as far gone as the Coked Up Madman… Speaking of Ol’ Z, can we put him in charge, because I think on a drugged up bender, he could make better decisions than Seth Lerch. As for favorite opponents, I’d have to say The People’s Champ and TUB… Sorry Pomp, maybe if I fought you after Mikey warped your mind, but that match was a defining moment for me, besides being the US Champ… I beat The Mountain of WCF and The People’s Champion practically single handed… Z caught his breath for most of the match on the outside when he wasn’t being thrown around by Bates. It was my Black Death and my Inevitable Death Nail that put Blaze down. My least favorite would have to be Tony Miranda in my first WCF match, he was so green that I felt like I had to carry him in our match. Being a new guy coming in here, you want that first match to stand out for all the right notes and with him it fell flat on a lot of things. He spoke highly of himself, but when it came to match time, he couldn’t deliver, so I think he came off more of a speed bump than a ramp to the next level.
Psychopomp: A Captain who's far gone...Are you talking about Captain WCF Plague? Ha-Ha DANGER ZOOONNnNNnNE! Personally I'm liking it here at WCF..I mean..You know they pay me. Not ALOT but still. Anyway I've been lucky enough to have a few chances at some titles shots but I wasn't able to take any for my own. But right now my favorites opponents have been the one that I won against and my least favorite are the one who beated me. So far my only loses have been to champs or guys who ended up being champ after.
Danny Anderson: Is there somebody you're keeping an eye on that could be on their way to or already in TUS.
Kevin Bishop: We have a lot of young talent and ‘old’ talent coming in to WCF as of late, that really look impressive out there. There’s a few that I personally have taken interest in, especially the ones who lack direction, but have a drive to succeed. Three guys I look to really deliver here soon is @@@, Damian Kaine, and Meteoric Rise. Just a bit more time and I think you’ll be seeing these guys start their climb.
Psychopomp: No, I don't really pay much attention to the other wrestlers, I usually forget names. My short term memory is pretty bad since the accident but I heard good things recently about Spearmint? Spearman?!
Danny Anderson: Where do you see yourself a year from now? Still in WCF? What do you hope to achieve?
Kevin Bishop: A year from now I see me staring out at an entire sea of Brotherhood members watching me defend the WCF World title week in and week out, making the company rise up through the ashes of the incompetent Tyrannical rule of Seth Lerch.
Psychopomp: I hope that I'll get a raise by then, maybe move out of my motel room and get clean sheets?! A guy can dream...Other than that I would like to have a belt around my pants, preferably a WCF belt...I'm interested in the International tittle that they had in the past. I would like them to bring it back!
Danny Anderson: Now Kevin Bishop, last week I asked on Twitter if you could be asked any question what it would be and they responded. What is the deal with your Cult? The Brotherhood? Are you a cult leader? Bringer of The Plague?
Kevin Bishop: Ha… Well that is an interesting question and I’m not going to use political tactics to dance around the question… I’ll say this though, is it a cult that I am leading if the views of the world aren’t being forced onto people? I’m not slinging lies to the people who listen, I’m merely speaking a truth and a view of the world that seems to be what the media try to twist and turn to create their own agenda. I simply want a world without weakness and without hatred for those who are different. Danny, you’re a crazy fellow, right? So you could relate to some of the outcasts in the world… Those who hide their faces because they’re told they’re too different to be taken a certain way in society. My Brotherhood is a safe haven for the outcasts, that’s all… Some call it a cult, that’s fine, but I’m not cleansing the world with spiked punches, I’m only trying to open the eyes of those who look blindly through what they’re force fed by the media. My Plague I bring is ME, it’s everything I stand for, it’s a new beginning… I think that’s one thing that drew Severan King to me, is because as holy as he is, he still could see an aura about me that was inviting… I don’t stand on top my pulpet and belittle religions and tell you anyone they’re wrong to follow whatever God they choose to worship… I only ask that they offer the same in return to those who are different than them… Respect each other and the world could be a better, safer place. Burn everything to the ground and rebuild society? That’s a pipe dream, that’s not something that could happen in an instant… As you know, Rome wasn’t built in day, Danny.
Danny Anderson: And Pomp, why Psychopomp what's that about?
Psychopomp: Oh you know an equal dash of deadly Krav Maga and RAMPAGE! But seriously what do you mean? That's who I am...Or was...Or trying to be once again...Even since being cleared by the doctors I've been slowly working my way back to the top. I don't really like to talk about it, maybe another time, but it hasn't been an easy road to recovery and I've worked really to come back at peak physical ability.
Danny Anderson: Here's a good one. What's your opinion of your boss Seth Lerch, are you guys aware you came in after Seth terminated a bunch of contracts while WCF was in Mexico.
Kevin Bishop: I mentioned it already, but he’s an idiot with zero back bone… I have worked for me like Seth Lerch before and I have watched their companies close their because of leadership like that… I have heard about the contracts being paper shredded and thankfully I wasn’t here at that time, because I probably would’ve been sued by his rich Jewish lawyers, because of the assault I would’ve forced upon him.
Psychopomp: You did Kev? Sorry I was probably eating your wife's cookie. For the firing's I guess that's why they decided to hire me like that. After not showing up when they signed me a couple of years ago and getting injured right after. Some people might not like Seth and complain about his methods but...
Psychopomp: DANNY?
Danny Anderson: What?
Psychopomp: DANNY?
Danny Anderson: WHAT?!
Psychopomp: Dannggeerr Zoonneee..
Danny Anderson: [Exhales] Well it looks like that's all the time we have, thanks for joining us on The DannGer Zone! Want to also thank my guests Kevin Bishop and Psychopomp! Good luck Kevin in the Ultimate Showdown.
[Danny gives a cut throat gesture signaling for the show to cut as the scene fades to black.]
