Post by AdamYoung on Jul 15, 2016 15:55:55 GMT -5
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The Gentlemen's Club is doing what they do, partying with the World's freaks at Delilah's Gentlemen's Club in Philly.
Adam- Man I haven't been able to let loose like this in years Seb.
Sebastian- Glad to help renew that inner party animal man. So tell me some things about these wussies we are facing Sunday night.
Adam- Well let me tell ya about Moxx first, she is from Waco.
Sebastian- Wait do I hear a Boobplex in her near future?
Adam- She claims to be badass, so wash your ass bitch. Claims to be edgy, never knew Justin Beiber was edgy. Also says she is gritty.
Sebastian- Damn she flat out let's you know that pussy is like sandpaper.
Adam- That's all that is known of her since this is like her first match. Then we got her partner Dion Necurat is some cat from Minneapolis who spent two weeks in some dojo and now thinks he is Jean Claude Van Dam or something. Dude is more like that fat guy in that Spartans comedic movie with Carmen Electra in it. These two need to catch a clue and just go to a wrestling school. They have as much chance as a #BlackLivesMatter member of getting a job.
Sebastian- Easy dude there are some fine chocolate bunnies in here.
Adam- Dude these girls don't have time for that crap they have jobs.
Sebastian- So who are the other two victims?
Adam- Triple A is from fucking California specificly the High Desert.
Sebastian- Oh a free money pot head.
Adam- Sort of. He had a bitch but she left him and he rented some DVD of wrestling. Claims he trained to be a professional wrestler and is some technical guru or something. Compared himself to Dean Malenko.
Sebastian- Wow that's a bold statement there, compare yourself to "The Iceman" himself. Dude has a set of brass balls to say that.
Adam- Metric Rise is just a fruit cake. Thinks it's the 1950's and Ozzie and Harriet are on the air still. That's what people from Houston are like though. Your either in the oil field or crazy as a fucking bird man.
Sebastian- So your like the only person in this match who has any time in the WCF. Is Seth trying to lay a yellow brick road for us to the tag straps? It's looking like the Gentlemen's Club is going to just roll threw this triple threat match like a fat kid in a ice cream truck. I know your licking your chops wanting to get your hands on Freezer Burn and Night Rider.
Adam- Those two are loosing those straps this week to Gemini. That dude is who we will be facing to win those straps and we will have to have our A game on to beat him. The rest of these idiots are nothing but stepping stones to that match. We are going to use these matches as practice to get our timing down so we are crisp and clean when it happens. Nothing is going to get in our way of standing across from him in a World tag team title match. Now that the business is taking care of let's settle back and have ourselves a little fun.
Sebastian- Already taken care of brother.
Shots are placed in front of them and six of the hottest ladies in the World cozy up in the booth with them.
Sebastian- What about Myra?
Adam- Dude she is still back in the VIP getting dances.
They down some of their shots of Jack Daniels Fire.
The Gentlemen's Club is doing what they do, partying with the World's freaks at Delilah's Gentlemen's Club in Philly.
Adam- Man I haven't been able to let loose like this in years Seb.
Sebastian- Glad to help renew that inner party animal man. So tell me some things about these wussies we are facing Sunday night.
Adam- Well let me tell ya about Moxx first, she is from Waco.
Sebastian- Wait do I hear a Boobplex in her near future?
Adam- She claims to be badass, so wash your ass bitch. Claims to be edgy, never knew Justin Beiber was edgy. Also says she is gritty.
Sebastian- Damn she flat out let's you know that pussy is like sandpaper.
Adam- That's all that is known of her since this is like her first match. Then we got her partner Dion Necurat is some cat from Minneapolis who spent two weeks in some dojo and now thinks he is Jean Claude Van Dam or something. Dude is more like that fat guy in that Spartans comedic movie with Carmen Electra in it. These two need to catch a clue and just go to a wrestling school. They have as much chance as a #BlackLivesMatter member of getting a job.
Sebastian- Easy dude there are some fine chocolate bunnies in here.
Adam- Dude these girls don't have time for that crap they have jobs.
Sebastian- So who are the other two victims?
Adam- Triple A is from fucking California specificly the High Desert.
Sebastian- Oh a free money pot head.
Adam- Sort of. He had a bitch but she left him and he rented some DVD of wrestling. Claims he trained to be a professional wrestler and is some technical guru or something. Compared himself to Dean Malenko.
Sebastian- Wow that's a bold statement there, compare yourself to "The Iceman" himself. Dude has a set of brass balls to say that.
Adam- Metric Rise is just a fruit cake. Thinks it's the 1950's and Ozzie and Harriet are on the air still. That's what people from Houston are like though. Your either in the oil field or crazy as a fucking bird man.
Sebastian- So your like the only person in this match who has any time in the WCF. Is Seth trying to lay a yellow brick road for us to the tag straps? It's looking like the Gentlemen's Club is going to just roll threw this triple threat match like a fat kid in a ice cream truck. I know your licking your chops wanting to get your hands on Freezer Burn and Night Rider.
Adam- Those two are loosing those straps this week to Gemini. That dude is who we will be facing to win those straps and we will have to have our A game on to beat him. The rest of these idiots are nothing but stepping stones to that match. We are going to use these matches as practice to get our timing down so we are crisp and clean when it happens. Nothing is going to get in our way of standing across from him in a World tag team title match. Now that the business is taking care of let's settle back and have ourselves a little fun.
Sebastian- Already taken care of brother.
Shots are placed in front of them and six of the hottest ladies in the World cozy up in the booth with them.
Sebastian- What about Myra?
Adam- Dude she is still back in the VIP getting dances.
They down some of their shots of Jack Daniels Fire.