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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 21, 2016 19:36:28 GMT -5
YA'LL GET READY FOR THAT HISTORY. YA'LL GET READY FOR THAT WHURLD CHAMP KK-K-KUMMIN UP ON THAT HUFFY AT BREAK NECK SPEED.
BREAKIN NECKS
AND BREAKIN PELVIS
KILLIN N' THRILLIN
25/8 367
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Post by Stuart Slane on Jul 21, 2016 20:00:10 GMT -5
yo, STR8 UP I thought ya'll were big and bad N' shit. All these whirld champs up in here and not one of them came ready to the party. Guess a "real champ" needs a week or 2. Guess a " real leader" needs 2 weeks to know whether or not they got what it takes. Lookin at you, Chambers, Alpine and Slane. Lame fucks. Talkin bout championship when they gotta make sure the MS word squiggles aint makin their scripts look like christmas trees. Shee-it. christmas in July. YO YO YO , MERRY ZMAS @stuartslane ZMAC for World Champion: because only losers use spell check |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 21, 2016 20:10:06 GMT -5
yo, STR8 UP I thought ya'll were big and bad N' shit. All these whirld champs up in here and not one of them came ready to the party. Guess a "real champ" needs a week or 2. Guess a " real leader" needs 2 weeks to know whether or not they got what it takes. Lookin at you, Chambers, Alpine and Slane. Lame fucks. Talkin bout championship when they gotta make sure the MS word squiggles aint makin their scripts look like christmas trees. Shee-it. christmas in July. YO YO YO , MERRY ZMAS @stuartslane ZMAC for World Champion: because only losers use spell check 55 - 31 - 12 no spell check. positive W/L record WCF legend top 10 title holders of all time you salty mother fucker get back on the IT title thread and sniff my jock. It smells pine pine dreams and gum drops. I know those are your 2 favorite scents |
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Post by Stuart Slane on Jul 21, 2016 20:27:16 GMT -5
@stuartslane
Wait: wins and losses matter now? Usually you say they don't. #ZMACLogic
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 21, 2016 20:33:24 GMT -5
@stuartslane Wait: wins and losses matter now? Usually you say they don't. #ZMACLogic They dont. just provin the point. one of the thee most successful mofos in WCF OF ALL TIME and theres red and green shits in my scripts all the time. dats why ol'Z nails it off the cuff |
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Post by Stuart Slane on Jul 21, 2016 20:36:33 GMT -5
@stuartslane Wait: wins and losses matter now? Usually you say they don't. #ZMACLogic They dont. just provin the point. one of the thee most successful mofos in WCF OF ALL TIME and theres red and green shits in my scripts all the time. dats why ol'Z nails it off the cuff @stuartslane I can't figure out the point you're trying to make here and it isn't because of any spelling errors |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 21, 2016 21:31:41 GMT -5
take the " I'm a world champion" dick out cha mouth. you're tryin too fuckin hard to prove that you're a LOLchampion
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Post by Stuart Slane on Jul 21, 2016 21:40:03 GMT -5
take the " I'm a world champion" dick out cha mouth. you're tryin too fuckin hard to prove that you're a LOLchampion @stuartslane You're mad that I'm not taking your point about spelling errors seriously? Come on, now. |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 21, 2016 22:36:06 GMT -5
Dats why I like you Slane. You're a funny guy
LOL
But srsly, I'm going to kill ya'll this week and walk out with that world title.
bank on that
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 23, 2016 19:52:24 GMT -5
1 week down
1 week left
ZMAC leading the charge
No scout master in sight
LOL
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Post by Stuart Slane on Jul 23, 2016 20:26:36 GMT -5
1 week down 1 week left ZMAC leading the charge No scout master in sight LOL I've been busy helping with the flood relief efforts in the Midwest.  See? I did that. |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 23, 2016 21:48:51 GMT -5
1 week down 1 week left ZMAC leading the charge No scout master in sight LOL I've been busy helping with the flood relief efforts in the Midwest. See? I did that. OHHH SHHITT Midwest is overflownin with dat supple poon juice and the TUS fo's be flockin there to chomp off at dah bit. Stuart slane be up in there tryin to get him some of that because he knows that he cant get it on his own. you TUS mo' fucks be thirsty as a mo'fuck up in here Be in the midwest because ya'll know the Izid center be dry as fuck for your title opportunities Honey Badger up in NJ killin everything, lickin that shit clean bein a champ bein a leader the pale rider dat he truely iz.. |
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Post by Thomas Uriel Bates on Jul 23, 2016 23:18:13 GMT -5
Gemini's TUS message board/twitter/whatever page was more entertaining.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 26, 2016 16:08:23 GMT -5
LOL its fucking tuesday. Ya'll had 8 fucking days to at least show up once.
how any of you gone be world champion?
get the fuck outta here with that shit
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 27, 2016 11:08:15 GMT -5
LOL what the fuck is all this? Its fucking Wednesday. Ya'll had 8 days to say something, ANYTHING about being in the Showdown and being world champ.
There 8 dudes in this match
total promos so far: 5
4 of them are by ol' Z, that pale rider.
Bishop, the rookie, has displayed more pride and desire than the rest of you.
Where the fuck is Stuart Slane? Nowhere?
Bates? You too busy crafting 60K? you too busy coming up with some midnight church scene that'll be like 4k of you talking about nothing in particular. Like a bumkin version of seinfield. Fuckin Gonzo and Gem fighting over who gets to be Kramer and Bates secretly wants to be Elane.
But ya'll be up on that Internet Title thread, proving that I have the most sought after and prestigious title in WCF.
Remember that.
Took ya'll 8+ days but everyone up in here is chompin at that I.T. Strap, bit.
So why don't ya'll just do yourself a favor and just stay there. Stay there and be the inferior IT champ that ya'll are and leave that World title to the ONLY man in WCF who can hold it properly
Zombie Fuckin' McMorris
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Post by Stuart Slane on Jul 27, 2016 11:12:13 GMT -5
LOL what the fuck is all this? Its fucking Wednesday. Ya'll had 8 days to say something, ANYTHING about being in the Showdown and being world champ. There 8 dudes in this match total promos so far: 5 4 of them are by ol' Z, that pale rider. Bishop, the rookie, has displayed more pride and desire than the rest of you. Where the fuck is Stuart Slane? Nowhere? Bates? You too busy crafting 60K? you too busy coming up with some midnight church scene that'll be like 4k of you talking about nothing in particular. Like a bumkin version of seinfield. Fuckin Gonzo and Gem fighting over who gets to be Kramer and Bates secretly wants to be Elane. But ya'll be up on that Internet Title thread, proving that I have the most sought after and prestigious title in WCF. Remember that. Took ya'll 8+ days but everyone up in here is chompin at that I.T. Strap, bit. So why don't ya'll just do yourself a favor and just stay there. Stay there and be the inferior IT champ that ya'll are and leave that World title to the ONLY man in WCF who can hold it properly Zombie Fuckin' McMorris @stuartslane I was just about to upload a promo, but it's so much fun having you nag like a choleric fishwife. |
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Post by Thomas Uriel Bates on Jul 27, 2016 20:23:29 GMT -5
LOL what the fuck is all this? Its fucking Wednesday. Ya'll had 8 days to say something, ANYTHING about being in the Showdown and being world champ. There 8 dudes in this match total promos so far: 5 4 of them are by ol' Z, that pale rider. Bishop, the rookie, has displayed more pride and desire than the rest of you. Where the fuck is Stuart Slane? Nowhere? Bates? You too busy crafting 60K? you too busy coming up with some midnight church scene that'll be like 4k of you talking about nothing in particular. Like a bumkin version of seinfield. Fuckin Gonzo and Gem fighting over who gets to be Kramer and Bates secretly wants to be Elane. But ya'll be up on that Internet Title thread, proving that I have the most sought after and prestigious title in WCF. Remember that. Took ya'll 8+ days but everyone up in here is chompin at that I.T. Strap, bit. So why don't ya'll just do yourself a favor and just stay there. Stay there and be the inferior IT champ that ya'll are and leave that World title to the ONLY man in WCF who can hold it properly Zombie Fuckin' McMorris @stuartslane I was just about to upload a promo, but it's so much fun having you nag like a choleric fishwife. @thomasbateswcf It is fun. Let's see if this works. My first Pound Sign thingy... #annoyZMAC |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 27, 2016 21:42:18 GMT -5
LOL
took Slane 9 days to say
"I'll be world champion because I'm world champion"
Get the fuck outta here and back on the short bus -> take that Tag strap and shut the fuck up
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Post by Doc Henry on Jul 28, 2016 9:24:53 GMT -5
@southernrogue
Don't like him, but mad respect, money riding on ZMac... Still #UltimateShowdown is loaded this year...
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 28, 2016 18:17:27 GMT -5
@southernrogue Don't like him, but mad respect, money riding on ZMac... Still #UltimateShowdown is loaded this year... Lol stacked compared to doc Henry. Ol z is still gonna nuke, murder, kill everybody |
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