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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 13, 2016 19:58:58 GMT -5
Yo wuzzup!
What it do, what it do.
Now ya'll be gone talkin a real lot of shit in the next like 2 weeks. Be talkin about shit that none of you dont even know shit about.
But them facts be simple
All this match is -> is a the way Seth Lerch makes ->#Money -> G6 planes and shit
All Ultimate Showdown is -> is ZMAC school a cuppa FGTs on how to be a #CHAMPION -> and calling CD afuckin scrub fah 2 weeks
Cuz the truth neds to be told -> the whitest man in WCF iz gone meet -> Dah Dankest
And this match ( what ya'll think is a match LOL ) is just the staging for the biggest title match in WZF history -> fah evah -> fah reelz.
ZMAC
vs.
Corey Black
WCF World title
that shit starts n 2 weeks.
mark it on ya poke E Mans, bois
LOLZ
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Post by Stuart Slane on Jul 13, 2016 20:30:43 GMT -5
@stuartslane
And here I thought I was the whitest man in WCF.
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 14, 2016 14:28:47 GMT -5
@stuartslane And here I thought I was the whitest man in WCF. @thebaronmassaker No, I think I am.. Since everyone calls me 'Aryan.' But, who knows... |
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Post by Chief Tom-O-Hawk on Jul 15, 2016 0:53:38 GMT -5
You're only the whitest cuz I got the 'extra crispy' treatment
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 15, 2016 1:25:29 GMT -5
Wicked burn, Burn...
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 15, 2016 12:19:14 GMT -5
Yo, so this is it? This is what The Ultimate Showdown has to offer -> the world champ going
" Gah, but ol' Z, I'm the whitest." All fuckin butt hurt N'shit.
Nah, Slane. You the fuckin Whackest.
You dat fuckin problem up in the Dub. You the pen and paper leader but you just that -> the pen and the paper champion.
You aint no real champion.
Bishop, AoD, Chambers, Alpine, Blaze, you dudes aint the real champion of WCF -> You just the name plate on the prize -> not the real backbone of the company.
Ol' Z is the real deal up in this bitch. Ol' Z is the one murkin' N' killin -> Movin' N' Shakin -> while ya'll just be shakin in ya' boots -> suckin on yo mammas tittays.
I posted this shit 2 days ago and aint no one said anything. Probably under the guise of:
" Ol' Z, unlike you I do my talkin in the ring."
Riiighhtt.. You do ya dick suckin in the ring too. You do that submissive stance with your asshole gappin wide for the Honey Badger because you know I'm talking every.single. title. up in that Dub
but you know I'm walkin out with the world.
And aint none of you can stop me.
Or else.
you already would.
LOL
FGTS
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Post by Stuart Slane on Jul 15, 2016 13:24:49 GMT -5
@stuartslane Perhaps you could spare some of that venom for Seth's roast? I know Bryan "Buzz" Worthy is having a rough time finding speakers. #Synergy |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 15, 2016 16:12:35 GMT -5
Seth!
Check it, aint no one going over to try and tell ol' Z dats hes wrong.
Everyone in this match knows that Zombie McMorris IS THE NEXT WCF WORLD CHAMPION
AND THAT THE BIG MONEY IS IN ZOMBIE MCMORRIS VERSE COREY BLACK FOR THE WCF TITLE
Now, how you doin?
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Post by Stuart Slane on Jul 15, 2016 16:57:33 GMT -5
@stuartslane
ZMAC When it comes to being World Champ you'll have to be satisfied "living" vicariously through your son #UnexpectedContinuityInference
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 15, 2016 17:01:38 GMT -5
@stuartslane ZMAC When it comes to being World Champ you'll have to be satisfied "living" vicariously through your son #UnexpectedContinuityInference Oh shit. this fool goin up in the META cuz dis FGT, Stuart Slane cant be up in the real. Yo, My son is killin it wherever he be at -> just like ZMAC is killin ya'll over the next 3 weeks. Note, Slane aint never even tried to debate the fact that ol'Z is gone be that WCF world Champion after he win dats Showdown. |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 15, 2016 17:06:44 GMT -5
All Stuart Slane has done was prove to the world that he is NOT the real world champion of WCF.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 15, 2016 17:13:53 GMT -5
truthfully -> where is everyone else? Just waiting to shut ol' Z up?
LOL
Fuck ya'll.
I could noshow TUS and still wind up the champ
ZMAC is k-k-kumin hard.
and ya'll on defense
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Post by Stuart Slane on Jul 15, 2016 20:19:13 GMT -5
All Stuart Slane has done was prove to the world that he is NOT the real world champion of WCF. @stuartslane This is why I won't "debate" you, ZMAC: trolls have a hard time recognizing facts. |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 16, 2016 0:25:51 GMT -5
All Stuart Slane has done was prove to the world that he is NOT the real world champion of WCF. @stuartslane This is why I won't "debate" you, ZMAC: trolls have a hard time recognizing facts. What facts, Slane? That I am the past, present and the future of WCF? The facts that a guy like me can flourish and conquer among adversity because a guy like me shouldnt be the guy like you? Them facts? The facts that I'm too much -> too out there to be the face of a company I'm already the face of the company and face of the brand. I'm history with every step. I'm the cutting edge before any of you even know what you have. I'm coming for MY WCF world title in 2 weeks. And it IS MY title. |
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 16, 2016 13:47:37 GMT -5
So thats what it is up in here? A week passed and we are on the verge of rolling into the Ultimate Showdown and no one stepped up to make a claim, go on the defense or even try and refute Zombie McMorris? Clearly, that is how much this match, this belt and this company mean to all of you. And like, I get it. Its hard. It is hard and it is scary to get in the ring with the man that is 'not' suppose to be in there. Zombie McMorris is supposed to stay behind a locked door, in a cage and in his little Internet zone away from everyone else - less he can continue to cause a massive amount of destruction.
The terms: " this isnt the internet, your belt doesnt matter, ZMAC is a one note hack" Or whatever other little terms that the world wants to try and dig up to belittle my accomplishments.
50 + wins
over a hundred matches
9 titles
16 careers ended
historical title runs
I am the only one in this company that is bred and worked and represents everything that the WCF title represents. Now there isnt anyone who is coming up and telling me that I'm wrong. Because you all that I'm not wrong. And because I'm not wrong, because no one took the time to actually come out and refute me, it just proves to the top brass that none of you really, truly care. Not one of you is actually motivated to because a world champion or any champion for that matter.
The Ultimate Showdown is soon upon you.
and so am I
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Post by Nathan "Perfection" Chambers on Jul 16, 2016 13:51:52 GMT -5
@chamberofsecrets Don't mind me. I'm just laughing at false hopes of an Internet Champion.
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 16, 2016 15:49:11 GMT -5
@chamberofsecrets Don't mind me. I'm just laughing at false hopes of an Internet Champion. I'm an originator, innovator and in the top 10 most winning wrestlers in the companies history But you know " LOL internet champion" Like this isnt needed to be grandslam champion #oh #wait It is. and unlike anyone else, im the only person ever in the company to say that they hold a majority of any title in WCF So yah, no. LOL Me being world champion isnt far fetched considering my body of work |
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Post by Nathan "Perfection" Chambers on Jul 16, 2016 16:42:25 GMT -5
@chamberofsecrets A Majority of any title? So did Jayson Price but he became World Champion. Oh my, where's your World Title? Not gonna be after Ultimate Showdown.
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Post by Kevin Bishop on Jul 17, 2016 19:35:24 GMT -5
As the trap spider lies in wait... I hold my tongue for the proper moment... Your accolades speak for themselves if you given the time for your achievements to set in... I've stood beside you and I've stood in front of you... Your gift for gab is mesmerizing without question... Respect from me you've earned it and I look forward to standing in front of you once again... Because the truth is, I know you're more than just blabbering... As far out there as your mind is, your body of work speaks volumes without question... So for me to go into this match and to over look YOU would be a fools errand, Z. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face and that is why you attack so quickly with your verbal jabs... The best part, you're the damn king at it and you make your opponents minds spin out of control. No one can really wrap their head around your mind set on this world and that is the edge that the Honey Badger has. You've taken the LOLZ internet title and you personally created a coveted title by hand, where many cling to it for their life, you make the title cling to you to continue to exist... That my friend is an accomplishment that many men have failed to do with their very own titles. You believe our tag champs actually give a damn for their tag titles? They washed the dust off of them and they merely let them be looked upon as false hopes as their titles are ripped from their bodies for two other men who want it more... Sadly the men look to be an odd couple with one pushing the buttons to get a rise out of the other... Then you have our Hardcore "Purrrfection" champion trying to recreate the title instead of defining what the title really meant in the first place... Hardcore... No rules... Blood... Destruction... Instead he chooses to 'Hollywood' the title up to make it ready for its camera close up... He turns the title into a damn symbol of flamboyance... So the question is, what does his title define now? Fill in the blanks... Our Television champion from the Outback is looking to make his stamp on the WCF and to prove that he is a fighting champion... That his title isn't low tier... That he isn't thrown mere survivor wrestlers, those who go out there just to stay in the ring long enough for a title defense to say that they were there... Sorry Pomp, I call it how I see pal... Our People's Champion who can take The Black Death like a champ and an Inevitable Death Nail for good measure... He clings to his title and he declares himself a declaration of hope for THEE People of WCF... Yet, men like Seth Lerch still runs wild making terrible decisions for the product, in which he force feeds shit to Blaze's very own PEOPLE... If Blaze was truly the People's Champion, then why hasn't he taken up arms for his very own people to become a true beacon for them to believe in... Where's the change that he brings? If he was doing his job, then I wouldn't have had to come in to be looked at a new savior for the people he claims he represents. They turned to me for change, something different for the company and they sided with The Plague, all the way to his very own crowning moment of glory... So Blaze can continue to be some false beacon of hope for his 'people' but we all know the truth by now... Then there's our Boy Scout... Our World Champion who lives by a code and I respect him for that Z... Crazy, right? I respect the craziest mother fucker here and I also in that same breath respect the 'good' guy... The American Made Stuart Slane... He won the world title... He fulfilled that dream that all of us strive for... He took the opportunity when it was presented and he ran with it... You see, even a crazy off the rails coked up mad man like Zombie McMorris should be able to respect that, right? Opportunities come and go Z, that's why you're jumping on this grenade chest first... You say you already won, because it is the pinnacle of your career that you're looking at... The immortalizing of the Internet title wasn't enough for you... It was only a 'bump', right? That high you chase, you always crave more and more, until it consumes you. You can act coy and sit back with your arms crossed waiting for the dust to settle with a calm smile resting firmly on your face... But peel that back and show the world what you're really feeling. You feel excitement deep inside your bones, because your title just like all of ours is a key to that grand prize... An opportunity to leave your piss stain on the company to prove your dominance... To prove that you made your title and that your title didn't make you... Are you World champion material? Hell yes you are, because the bodies you have left in your wake proves just that... But just as I said, opportunities come and go, I'm not going to be coming into this match with the blinders on, only staring at that world title... I'm going to be gunning for each and every opponent who looks to take me out... The grandest prize is up for grabs and with that prize comes a power that can reset the scales in WCF... They have been off far before I stepped foot here, and Z you have been at the very epicenter watching it bounce back and forth. So come TUS, I have no doubt that you'll be coming in with a plan and a back up plan and another back up plan for that, because you are a fighting, defending, hashtagging wielding, coked up mad man, without a damn thing to truly lose... Because in your mind you're already the holder of the grandest prize in WCF... You're a self made maniac Z, so carry on my wayward son of a bitch, rip into everyone like Ol' Z do... I'll return to my trap to await the prey to come along, just like The Plague can do... Await the opportunity... Then strike... Then Claim... Then Repeat... #BearersOfTheKeys #AlongCameASpider #OlZWazHereFGT ####MEMEKING #LetYourVoicesBeHeard #WarriorsComeOutAndPlay #TUSTheEndIsNigh #SilenceIsGolden
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Jul 21, 2016 18:01:01 GMT -5
yo, STR8 UP
I thought ya'll were big and bad N' shit. All these whirld champs up in here and not one of them came ready to the party.
Guess a "real champ" needs a week or 2.
Guess a " real leader" needs 2 weeks to know whether or not they got what it takes.
Lookin at you, Chambers, Alpine and Slane.
Lame fucks.
Talkin bout championship when they gotta make sure the MS word squiggles aint makin their scripts look like christmas trees.
Shee-it.
christmas in July.
YO YO YO , MERRY ZMAS
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