WCF Official Internet Title Match Thread 7/17/16

[Zombie DankMorris]

Jul 12, 2016 15:31:03 GMT -5 @dannyanderson said:

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[Zombie DankMorris]

Jul 12, 2016 15:33:35 GMT -5 @dannyanderson said:

[Zombie DankMorris]

Danny wants to throw down seal memes.

aight son.. Honey Badger show you how its done

[Zombie DankMorris]

[Zombie DankMorris]

Yo Danny!

I just combined Seal the singer, Seal the pokemon and Mike Tyson into 2 stellar memes.

#checkmate #4xretain #TUS #Danny_Anderson_is_a-fucking-scrub #pokemongo

Also.. your move

FGT

LOLZ





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Dude Z'.

Whatever you wanna do to Seal the singer, Seal the pokemon and Mike Tyson in your own spare time is your own business.

Me on the other hand I'm actually using the Internet and answering e-mails for my new show The DannGer Zone. At least im what the Internet title is supposed to be.

Not just trading barbs and posting memes.

But moar. Give me moar Z.

[Zombie DankMorris]

Jul 12, 2016 18:23:46 GMT -5 @dannyanderson said:

Dude Z'.

Whatever you wanna do to Seal the singer, Seal the pokemon and Mike Tyson in your own spare time is your own business.

Me on the other hand I'm actually using the Internet and answering e-mails for my new show The DannGer Zone. At least im what the Internet title is supposed to be.

Not just trading barbs and posting memes.

But moar. Give me moar Z.

Yo, Danny!

I left your punk jobbah azz like 8 fuckin hours ago and this is the best of what you could come up with?  It must be B cuz its all you fuckin came up with.

Look at chu, trying to be like:

" Yah, I'll call ZMAC da gayz. ZMAC iz dah queers. He's the whole faggot. rofl rofl poke key monz"

And dats all you got cuz you were answering email on the Dan Gerzone? Da fuq even iz dat? You be answerin emails?

like why does Danny Anderson suck so fuckin bad?

Answer: Because he's Danny Anderson


But oh, Nah, like you were the on the internet doin what you were suppose to do?  Yuuppp. Gettin ya wrektum wrekt by ZMAC. Gettin dragged through this match and gettin curb stomped this week, givin ZMAC dat ride right into the TUS.


And that took you 8 hours of ZMAC leavin you to ya own fuckin devices.


I BO-ZIEVE  you said... Something something... perserverence, right? .. sorry.. I dont practice that word in MS word like you.

PERSEVERANCE

You keep saying that word... I don't think it means what you think it means.

#THERES_A_MEME_IN_THERE_SOMEWHERE

#oh #wait

[Zombie DankMorris]

Danny Anderson,

ol' Z

4 year vet. a hunnit matches in. 54 matches won. 9 titles won. Where you k-k-kumin up at me?

I'm a humble mow-fuq, Honey Badger ridin dat huffy to work every single day ( every single day?) every single day.

history looks like me.


and that makes you sick.

Me? it makes me THICK

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So now your writing poems for me now Z? Well moving on...What's the rush Z? You keep saying you've already won, that you've k-k-kkkrushed me. Naw Z we got all week to have fun.

It's hump day! Of course you and Buddy Roman know all about that dontcha?

You ain't crushed me Z. I'm still here waiting. Biding my time. Just like this Sunday, we gon' scrap-that's a given but it's going further than that.

Two men walking in and only one man walking out with a ticket to The Ultimate Showdown. Whose it gonna be Z? Oh right your Coked Up mind is telling you it's you. Well sorry to sober you up but it's me that's walking out.

Yeah you've got the experience, the title, the accolades- while I have not so much. But I've got the fire Z. It's all or nothing and I'm coming firing on all cylinders.

And there is nothing I won't do to come out on top. I'm going to TUS one way or another. In the mean time let's keep the fun going Z.

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Buddy and Z-MAC backstage before matches.



Guess which ones Z? (the bottom).

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My reaction to Z's shoot.

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@danarky You might be an Immortal Honey Badger but your not invincible Z, it only takes 3 seconds to pin you and take away your ticket to TUS.

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What's Z-Mac gonna say now?

[Zombie DankMorris]

Yo Danny!

I gave your punk azz sumthin like 14 hours and  STILL you live up to your name of Danny " my ass whistles sad ballets"  Dissapointment.

Really?

You bein like:

" Herp'd, lolz.. ZMAC you still all dat faggot and a bag of chips"

" Dah, Danny Anderson wins in dah end, pound cake spoilers"

" Yah, son. I'll hit him wid dat Drax Durant gif, shee-it. "







You know whats up -> and I know -> you know -> whats up.  It aint wednesday







It aint even half way through ZMAC stompin a mud hole in your large intestine, either. 

Son you be wishin it'd be Sunday. You be wishin that your BCI check goes through for your Mcwages.

Don't insult ppl with your buulshit

" oh, ha, Z, it's going to be ME that walks into TUS. "

How? WHy?

LOL

Undah what merit? Undah the " Danny Anderson has terminated his own contract more times than he had matches" Statute?

Listen  son - > and I know you be listening.

you falin down that rabbit hole -> you be doin it with a smile on your face.

Sunday Night I'm going to curb stomp you -> hit chu with that Dove Killah and pin your shoulders to the mat in what will be the longest match of your career.

It wont be long because of anything on your part -> no -> it'll be long because Honey Badger is going to make it so. -> it'll be long because Honey Badger is going to make you actually wrestle -> fight -> scrap -> claw -> bleed -> beg -> then lose


But ya know what...









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[Zombie DankMorris]

YO, Danny!

Yo son, just #ADMIT_IT -> you in " AWWW SNAPP" of dat Coked Up Mad Man runnin' wild up and down dem butt cheek like my name Michael Jordan in the play off series with the fuckin Ebola virus.

droppin a hunnit points

a hunnit steals

a hinnut blocks

and hunnit rebounds

zero assists -> cuz fuck you, ol' Z doing this whole game dirty like dat.


Yu just here, son. you just in the ring the this week the same way Drax Durant is.

Payin your 50 bucks to catch a glimpse of the action. You be glinpsin the action because 


YOU

CAN

NOT

DO

DAT

HAWT

ACTION




I am without a doubt  THEE MOST ICONIC AND LEGENDARY SUPERSTAR ON THIS ROSTER.


Now you might be thinking:

" but ol' Z, dat corey black, doe."

And you'd be right -> Dat CD got that overall game on the lock down but Honey Badger is thee best bar none in what dat Honey Badger do.

lets see

Mic skills  -> LOL yuupp. Best evah

ring psychology ->  LOL yuupp. Best evah

Doing FGTs dirty while ridin' dirty -> LOL yuupp. Best evah



Dats like being like Dennis Rodman aint the best fuckin rebounder ever in the game or dat larry bird aint the best 3 pointer in the game.

they are and they iz. And just like them, Honey Badger got his game on lock and make no mistake about it, Danny -> you dealin with that 4x champ -> 4x MVP -> soon to be 3x OTY -> AND HOLY SHIT, SOON TO BE NEW WZF WHURLDS CHAMPION

all FGTs gone eat cho hats and children when dat happens.

But first off -> lets be real -> LOL go fuck yourself -> this isnt even about your punk azz no moe

All dis iz about showing the entire locker room dat ZMAC is dominant and dat when he gets that whurldz strap the dah first opponent dat he wants in dat ring izz..


ADAM YOUNG

LOLZ

NAH

FAH REAL.. GIVE ME DAT BURNIN HAMMER MOFO WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE ALL UNDAH DAH SEA

#creepingdeathpants


 SETTHTHH


SSSSEETTHHHHHH   


STR8 UP

PUTTIN THE MAIN BELT ON ZMAC AND PUTTIN ZMAC AGAINST COREY BLACK IZ MONEY

MORE MONEY THAN WHAT YOU EVER DID SEE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE

IT AINT NO WASHED UP HAS BEEN MO-FUQ LUKE LOGAN OR OBLIVION OR JEFF PURSE.

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT SHIT -> #QUE_DAT_MEXICAN_HAT_DANCE DAT GOT US HERE

Seth,

you know -> and I know -> dat you know -> dat we both know dat ZMAC has been runnin and gunnin for nearly 3 years str8 -> stompin out fools and puttin on shows and creating Z-history up in this bitch. And aint no one want to see no haz been washed up scrub of a champion holdin no belts like Stuart Slane  and his pediphile gimmick from a billion years ago that only myself and CD remember because were the only active cats up in the mother fucker

but fah real

put dat strap on ZMAC  and put ZMAC against CD

cuz everybody knows -> everyone wants to shut ol' Z up -> and everybody knows they want CD to drop dat burning hammer -> cuz  LOL $$$ -> cuz dah world knows dat ol' Z is gonna stomp out a mother fuckin Danny Anderson -> so give dah world somethin to talk about

#Z_VS_CD


cuz ya'll know dat honey badger gone drop so much hawt tar on corey black he's gone have tah change his name to corey white -> just to keep the pun accurate

Psh, corey black -> dude lives in the north fuckin pole -> ridin mooses and shit to red box -> he's the whitest dude on the planet



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Oh I'm sorry Danny ( LOL fuck you, not sorry ) were you still here?


Sorry, the big boys were just discussing how to make sure that you get the best bang for your 20 bucks -> also negotiating the price of concessions -> dont want you goin hungry during dat 4 hour  #OL'Z_VS_CD  dream match dat we be planin




^^^^


I knew you would, son.

I knew you would

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Oh Z' it must be hawd being you.

Your mind has gotta be scrambled from all the drugs and the beatings.

You look over me, you ask what have I done?

What have YOU done Z? 100 matches on the wall and how many times did Ol' Honey Badger fall?

Let's go back to 2014, The Vapor Kings were on fire. You remember Natural Ice Beckman right Z?

Then came Ultimate Showdown, the Internet title was your ticket in and you cashed out with the United States title.

While the better man, Nattie Ice walked out with the World Heavyweight title. That must of stung Z...

No wonder you turn to drugs, being Immortal means you will always remember the bad times so you wanna eacape.

Lolsrsly?

You don't want this as much as I do Z.

I feel for you tho. Last year you wasn't in TUS and this year is going to be a repeat when I win the Internet title.

This Sunday we step up and back up our talk. It's going to be a slugfest. There's no doubt.

I might go down but I'm going down fighting. But I promise you this Z, I'm not going to be a cake walk.

I've let too many opportunities slip through my fingers so I'm making the most of this one.

Be ready for a war Z, cause I'm coming and I just might leave you #Comatose.

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Oh sticks and stones may break my bones but I'm going to break yours too.

The shoot is only half the battle Z, you should know that, it's not about the trash talking, the ring psychology, or even the experience. It's the awareness, ring awareness.

You may be the mighty veteran against perhaps a never was.

Yeh I've probably terminated my contract and resigned more than anyone but that was then.

This is now. Danny Anderson vs Zombie McMorris for the Internet title.

A title that is so much more.

Once considered a tertiary title, it now has prestige due to Champions like Alex Richards, and even you Z.

It is also the ticket to a much bigger prize in The Ultimate Showdown.

That's why this is a bigger fight than meets the eye.

You've been to the Showdown Z, you've had your time in the limelight.

A new era is upon us. DaNaRkY is looming.

I'm looking forward to doing battle Sunday but just know this Z, for every curb stomp you throw my way, a curb stomp you'll get your way.

I'm going to match you move for move and wear you down.

I'm taking the title Z-Mac, I have no choice but to. I have nothing to lose.

So the Danny Anderson you're getting now isn't the Danny Anderson you got during Trios back in the day.

#SpreadYoCheeks
#AndKissTheInetTitleGoodbye

[Zombie DankMorris]

Yo Danny!

What it doin?

Cant help but notice that you been chokin on my THICK.

" Gah.. ol' Z.. how was that match that I aint evah been in? That musta sucked."

YAH, FAH YOU - > YOU AINT NEVER BEEN -> AINT NEVER WILL - > BE IN DAT SHIT.

Now you a damn fool if'n you be thinkin dat Poin ol' Z is a good idea. I know -> dat you know -> dat it aint a good idea.

I think you just want to see how badly I can kill you this week.

And thats fair.

But lets talk about you - > lets talk about you -> your dreams - > your Ultimate Showdown dreams and how you want to punch your ticket.
















^^^^^


Dats Danny Anderson, every week. punchin his ticket to see better men do things the right way. Danny Anderson bringing up the fact that dis gone be a war of words -> cuz dis FGT cant  DANK MEME -> its more then just words -> cuz mcdonalds uses Exploerer and dont tell ol' D when he done fucktid up hiz words N' shit.

Nig,  LIFE USES INTERNET EXPLORER -> dat shit aint tell you dat you made a mistake -> grave N' shit.

You dont need life to tell you in flashin lights that you shouldnt get into a battle with ZMAC when dat I.T. Strap is on the line.


it goes like:

1. dont get into a land war with Asia

2. Don't battle a cecilian when death is on the line

3. don't try and out shoot ZMAC for that I.T. title

4.  while in florida always assume theres a gator in the water

5. Zmac gone tap dat ass this week on Sunday



Nig, you be actin grown N' shit. - > shee-it, now Honey Badger gots to put you down like a grown man stomping out a small dog.

Or Zombie McMOrris stomping out pretenders at the TUS

Or Zombie McMoris stomping out Corey Black

Whats your ultimate plan this Sunday -> go in the match and undo like 2 years of sucking? -> just like magic, huh? -> well do you know whats magic?

 DANNY

ANDERSON


COMA

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MAGIC?


 - OL' Z TAKING YOU TO KUNT-NECTOR CITY!!!






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But chu, chu might be wondering:

" Ol' Z, how does one get to kunt-nector city?"

Well Ol' Z is glad you asked.


Step one: act a fuckin FGT up on the I.T boards ( LOL yo, dats a check mark for you , danny )

step two:  punch cha ticket   ( Shhe-it... thats a 2nd check mark )

step three: prepare your anus -> cuz kunt-nector city be running  WHYYLLDDD UP IN DIS BITCH RIGHT HUR.


Danny Anderson, Sunday night when you step through those ropes you'll see why only a hand full of people have made it to a hundred matches in WCF and why -> im ranked 9th out of 1357 in titles held.

9th mother fucker

you dont even have 1.

Look at chu tryin to make a fuckin case against ol Z - > there aint even a case - > you could get roger goodell to try and make this case for you  and he'd be like:

" LOL Nah, ZMAC is innocent. Danny Anderson a FGT"


Legit, Doe -> on the reel -> Sunday Night I'm going to stomp your face and give you what you really want -> your 15 mins on fame. At least that way when I take my world title at TUS you can claim actual contendership to the Internet mantle that will ultimately sink whoever gets it when I eliminate their punk azz.

And you can be all:

" fuck you , nathan chambers -> I am fah Reelz"

Because as long as I have this belt -> you or nobody else can touch it unless I want you to touch it.

But after TUS, and I'm standing tall with MY WCF WORLD TITLE - > then you can come back up in here and throw your charlie bucket fits and pray to gawd dat it works.


But right now, I'm gonna split dat azzhole with a axe wound and finish you off with a dive killah for a 3 count and continue this legendary reign