WCF Official Internet Title Match Thread 7/17/16

[Zombie DankMorris]

AWWWW  DUBBBB CEEEE EFFFFF !!!!


DONT CHU DARE BE SOUAH...

CLAP YA HANDS FEEELLLL DAHHH POOOWAAHHHHHH!!!!!


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, STRAP THE FUCK IN CUZ WE GOING LIT TONIGHT! CAPS LOCK BE ON LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER UP IN THIS BITCH!

ZOMBIE MCMORRIS DEFENDS HIS WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP FEDERATION  INTERNET CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST DAT DANNY ANDERSON BOY.

SO ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE TO YOU ONCE AGAIN


YOUR REIGNING




DEFENDING...





DOMINATING





4 TIME




ALL TIME




FO-EVAH




WCF INTERNET CHAMPION...








YO, Danny. By now I know dat you know them rules.

But for those in attendance and the millions watching around the world....

Rule numbah 1:  you post -> I win

Rule 2:  you  DON'T  post -> I win

Rule 3:  You k-k-k-umm up in here acting like a hard mother fucker -> I win



And to tell you the truth, fuck you. Dats the mother fuckin truth up in this bitch.  Nig I'm rollin up into that Ultimate Showdown like a mother fucker. Now you gone BO-Z, dat. Now dats whats up, if'n you be feelin me -> and I know you do. But you just want cha hand at greatness. You want to say dat FINALLY ol' Danny Dark-Anarchy  got his match with ol' Z. Dat Danny Anderson got the pleasure and the privilege of gettin his ass  WHOOPED and his  WREKTUM Z-WREKT!!


So lets just start this mother fucker off right cuz you know dat ol' Z iz gone stomp you every which way from Sunday-> #including mother fucking sunday.

This is the Internet Championship Boi. You got a better shot at upsetting ol Scout Master up in there but not here -> noway -> fuck that shit.


Zombie DankMorris is the most dominanting, ruthless, defending champion WCF has ever seen -> evah. Ain't nobody ever done with a title the way I been kickin it with this belt right here. And if'n for a second that you be thinking that you could change that and walk away with anything but a fissure in your ass the size the size on my  THICK -> then you be trippin..


With all that said, lets get things started off right






^^^^

Dat right there, I've been usin you to kill mother fuckers since october of 2015. Dats shoot mother fucker. I been usin you to shoot on mother fuckers and I'mma use it on you. you Gone kill yaself up in this match. You gone sink ya own ship and fall right down that mother fuckin rabbit hole like everybody else as I drag you through an entire week of ZMAC makin you look like the fuckin Scrub - A - Dub that you R up N dat Dub


Now Shia, hit dat beat

[Zombie DankMorris]

Also, fah all you FGTs who wanna be hard up on a mother fuckin, thinkin that ya'll can crash this one sided, one man gang bang of ol' Danny " my asshole whistles sad ballots " Anderson ->  just know that there is a rule 4.


Rule 4 officially states : That the Official Internet Title Thread is to only be used by those in the match.


But fuck it. I scrap that shit. Dat Coked Up Mad Man takes on all challengers dat walk up in the mother fucker. You got ya little Internet balls about you to step up.. then you got your tight internet poon about chu to get Z-WREKT.


Dats whats up.

Now how ya'll doin?








Danny Anderson. I can see that you're a little slow on where to go and what 2 do. Not every day can you get your ass handed to you by a WZF legend.  Well -> there was that first match you had -> But dats on that meta trip So we won't go there.


 FUCK IT


WE GOIN THERE


 WE GOIN EVERY ( PERIOD ) FUCKING ( PERIOD ) WHERE  #( PERIOD )


 WE GOIN EVERY WHERE THIS WEEK DANNY.   WE GOIN EVERY WERE THE TOP DROPPED DOWN AND THE CAPS LOCK ON -> MOTHER FUCKIN LOCK

CEPT..


YOU AINT MAKIN IT TO ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN.  YOU AINT MAKIN IT PAST THIS WEEK -> YOU AIN'T COLLECTIN DAT GO MONEY -> YOU GOIN STR8 UP POOR HOUSE B-ROOOKKEEE  ON THEM GLITZ'D UP PROJECTS

THEM MOTHER FUCKIN PURPLE PROPERTIES STRIKE AGAIN MOTHER FUCKAH!!!!

 AND YA'LL HATE IT TOO.  YA'LL HATE THE GREATNESS DAT I BRING  2 DAT RING

CUZ I AINT NO SUIT WEARIN   26 YEAR OLD MILLIONAIR WITH THEM 51 ONE STYLEZ OF WING-DING-CHICKEN-WIN  JOBBER FU UP IN THIS BITCH.

OL'  ZOMBIE DANKMORRIS IS LOW DOWN AND DIRTY. KNEE CAP A BITCH WITH HIS THICK AND NOT THINK TWICE ABOUT A BITCH.


OL'  ZOMBIE MCMORRIS BE ROLLIN UP ON THAT ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN ON A HUFFY, ZIG ZAGGIN UP THAT FUCKIN MOUTAIN -> IF'N HE COULD -> CUZ HE ALREADY THERE.


WAITIN

WAITIN FOR PEEPS TO PEEP HIM SOMETHIN GOOD 2 EAT


MUNCH THESE BOYS LIKE CHEX MIX

ALL DAY -> EVERYDAY -> THE WHOLE FUCKIN BAG


 AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

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Lookz like we are starting things off with a bang! Damn Z' did you get ahold of that straight up kronic? And you didn't share?

You forgot the golden rule...puff puff pass in this b*tch. But that's OK Z' we got a whole week to get acquainted with each other.

My name is Danny Anderson and people are chatting up a storm about me backstage. They think whoever challenges you for the Internet title is crazy, but guess what, crazy don't know me.

Honey Badger I hope you're ready cause ole Danny Anderson isn't one of the scrubs you've faced in the past. I'll be here watching waiting, and you've gotten my attention.

I won't back down cause one way or another I'm getting to Ultimate Showdown and if I have to trade curb stomps to do it then that's what I'll do.

Meanwhile here's to you Z'.


#DannyAnderson #LacedUp

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Oh Z-Mac! Oh Z-Mac! Are you still passed out next to your dumpster? Sheesh youd think being Immortal and wrestling for a while would get you a better living arrangement.

But to each is their own. Just take care of the Internet title and I'll be picking it up this Sunday.

You've had a nice time as Internet Champion- wrecking alot of rectums. Thing is I've been to prison so there ain't nothing you could say or do to faze me.

But don't worry Z' you and Mikey can go for the Tag Titles and still get into Ultimate Showdown. And if that were to happen I'd have no problem in fighting you again.

Whatcha got Z'? Let's play, drop some Booty O's, some Shia Clap's and Danny Anderson Approves LOL.

Done seen your moves. You're played out. I'm going to be your Ace of Spades as I flush you out and become the NEW Internet Champion.

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YO, Z! Are you OK like really man? The pressure getting to you? Ultimate Showdown is looming around the corner and you're feeling discombobulated? You're butt hole puckering?

You're going to have to do better than this against me to Z-Wreck me...You forgot a rule.

You don't post> I win.

Yeah quality over quantity but everyone has seen what's in your bag of tricks. What's become the gimmick of the Honey Badger.

You made a comment about it being easier to defeat a Scoutmaster? I disagree, you choked in the WCF Classic and you're going to choke in this match.

But if for some reason I don't win, you're just going to choke in Ultimate Showdown, I'll go as far as saying that the Scoutmaster will ensure you leave with your precious Internet title.

For now though I'm going to work on winning.

#GameOnMotherfucker

[Zombie DankMorris]

LOL

Look at Danny Anderson trying to convince himself of things that he cant even convince himself of.

Ol' Z must be running skerd or sumshit

LOL

he be runnin skerd like you been winnin this match.

Danny, allow the Honey Badger to pose you a question.

What you done up in the Dub?

Sorry D-Boy, I cant hear you. Sounds like the answer is nothing. You are the  GOOSE egg among all goose eggs. 

How many time have you terminated and reactivated your contract?

You want to establish a track record but first you got to step on the field son.

But this, this is it right? This this you stepping on the field. This is ol' Danny steppin into the game. from 5th string to superbowl start

LOL

OK, boy. YOu keep on fuckin dreamin.  You better k-k-kum hard up in here with some shit against the Honey Badger cuz from what chu be brining -> You aint got nothin the Honey Badger havent already sen or handle.

But you a smart bro and you been here a minute, you know that the 1st 3 rules apply to ol' Z

So lets get down to brass tax of it, Dannmy. Lets get down to brass tax of you in the ring with the most legendary Champion in WZF hiztory.  Lets get down to the guy ( dats me ) with the most Ultimate Showdown experience of anyone thats going into the match

OR

#couldgetintothematch

Is dat you, Danny? You gonna run up with your 8 and 6 record and stomp out fools at the TUS?







But ol' Danny is gonna run up on Zombie McMorris and just end 9 months of dominant    CUNT-STRUCTION



Danny Boy as you lace up them boots in your hashtag , make sure they aint on the wrong foot. Make sure that this match isnt something that you cant handle.  But Gawd, are you a poor fuckin judge of character.

Danny Anderson ->do'er of nothing - > accomplosher of nothin ->  * ring ring *   Hello, its for you Danny, its nothin.


You aint changin shit this week Danny -> except the shit in your drawers.



Just make sure you get the Charmin  cuz this week ZMAC wrekin' ya Wrektum

and you gone like it every step of the way

[Zombie DankMorris]

Come on, Ol' D


Honey Badger thought you were k-k-kumin hard, hittin hard and not lookin back ->  you be gettin second thoughts up in here like a mother fucker.   You be like the 1st, 2nd and 3rd k-k-kummin of Drax Durant.

You know.. Drax Durant.. I ended his career like a month ago.

Danny I've seen that you have quit this company for less and now you expect the world to just believe that after a long absence and a mired career that you can hang with the biggest champion in the yard - Evah

Danny Anderson gone put me on notice?






But you go and post your gifs and memes and pictures and graphics and whatever it is that you consider to be "shoot" material.


Nig, I could quote random pages from the 1983 TV guide and still crush you.


you like fantasy island right? cuz you gone be on queer street this week -> and likin it

[Zombie DankMorris]

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[Zombie DankMorris]

[Zombie DankMorris]

So this is what Danny wanted ->  puttin my  THICK across his throat and crushin his windpipe clean

But not before you spend the week suckin my dick, doe, right? right?

 RIIGHTTT

Its onna be a week long of ZMAC hittin you with the right, jefts, jabs, uppercuts and deep dick 6 on the internet while you be thinkin that you be dippin'  N' dodgin and other shit you saw about underdogs in a movie that one time on net flicks

in a mcdonalds

at 3am

while you cry into your 2 fah 2 mcdouble and cheese sticks.  Let me ask you somethin doe - > do they even make them anymore -> NAH, they don't.  Just like WCF dont make challengers for the Internet title no more, neither.

So while you were at Micky D's, fillin out them apps, tryin to have it your way in the system of slave wages did you find it was a better idea to come back up into the Dub?

 THERE BE NO LUNCH BREAKS HERE

Dat Internet strap is 25/8 - > 367

 ALL DAY

EVERYDAY

NOW N' FOEVAH


But Danny Anderson, son - > You be walkin up in the dub with burger wrapers for shoes talkin bout its yo time.


Yah son - > time to get the fuck out my ring cuz Sunday Night Honey Badger is commin for you -> Huffy and all -> Murkin a fool for less than them mcwadges but he gone snatch that mcdouble out cho hands


Then you be broke ->homeless -> jobless -> in your natural state of bein

But ol' Z.. chompin on ya gimmick like he done did everybody else that stepped to him -> better men than you -> braver men than you -> former world champions too,  SHEE-IT..  you another fukboi pretender to my throne as I head into TUS and take out all the other cunt-tenders to MY real throne, dat WCF Whurls title

but you know what...

[Zombie DankMorris]

So wait, hold up


Danny Anderson be tryin to push that narrative trip

" wheres dat ol' Z? old Z, haz U gone the soft? iz U not dat killah of fame N' Legend"

Talkin bout

" Ol' Z, rule 3 LOLZ"


Yah mother fuckah..

rule 3 indeed

I gave this clip toed mother fuckah somethin like 12  Ow'ahs to kum up and show ol Z what he can do -> and like in true Danny Anderson fashion he didnt fail to dissapoint  by being -> DANNY ANDER-DISSAPOINTING


He finally got the courage to step up after his azz done ran out of sad ballads to whistle -> and he done fucked it up.

He done fucked up givin out to ol' Z's trope and trials and tribulations of watching FGTs just like D-andy tryin to wild it out about how hes the one to come up in here and take out old Z for a title he knows nothin about -> 2 get into a match that he can only dream about.

As much as Danny wants to be fringe with his gimmick and try and play the outskirts of insanity -> he cant help but get all butt hurt up in the butt because ol' Z can do dat gimmick ( and any gimmick ) better than anybody  up in the DUB.

Honey Badger is 1st edition -> 1 of a kind -> never duplication -> but FGT ass bitches will always try.

And  dats what you hate about me Danny. You hate that I got this on lock. You hate that I dont have to step up in the Dub and pretend to be sumthin that I'm not not just to get ahead.

I have carved a legacy on my own terms -> in a way that no one else could -> and now sit at a height in WZF that is occupied by some of the companies best.

And I done did all that by killin guys like you at being better at being guys like you.

At least you you aoint the dumb sense to call my belt some trash tier belt as you try to "rescue" it from me cuz im this blight on the company.

Cuz  YOU BE THE BLIGHT ON THE COMPANY

Now you in ZMACs section of the world -> gettin curbed stomped and body dropped -> deep dick 6'd and dove killed -> gettin pinned for the 3 -> and walkin back out dat door.


better hurry along D'

Ya taxi is waitin'

Cuz aint nobody takin away this belt from ol' Z






#START_SPEADIN_DA_NEWS

#START_SPREADIN_YA_CHEEKS

#BOOTY_TROMBONE_COWBOYHAT

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There he is! There's that tenacious Honey Badger I was looking for. Ole Danny knew that if he poked just right that he'd get the dreaded Honey Badger to rear it's ugly head.

This is the Z-Mac I wanna face. There isn't a man in WCF that is more fitting to test your abilities against than you Z'. You were right on alot of stuff you said, the leaving, the what have I done etc.

But Danny Anderson is here now. I've showed up, I'm going to be the opponent you deserve. Cause at least I know the winner of this match deserves to go on to TUS.

The obvious question is why do I think I have a shot now? Well let's just say I have a full tank of perseverance. I'm ready to go the distance.

I know this isn't going to be easy against you Z, you do have the experience over me, but the funny thing for me is I'm gaining experience in facing you. I'll come out of this with something, Internet title or not.

#YourMoveZ

[Zombie DankMorris]

Jul 12, 2016 13:54:08 GMT -5 @dannyanderson said:

There he is! There's that tenacious Honey Badger I was looking for. Ole Danny knew that if he poked just right that he'd get the dreaded Honey Badger to rear it's ugly head.

This is the Z-Mac I wanna face. There isn't a man in WCF that is more fitting to test your abilities against than you Z'. You were right on alot of stuff you said, the leaving, the what have I done etc.

But Danny Anderson is here now. I've showed up, I'm going to be the opponent you deserve. Cause at least I know the winner of this match deserves to go on to TUS.

The obvious question is why do I think I have a shot now? Well let's just say I have a full tank of perseverance. I'm ready to go the distance.

I know this isn't going to be easy against you Z, you do have the experience over me, but the funny thing for me is I'm gaining experience in facing you. I'll come out of this with something, Internet title or not.

#YourMoveZ

[Zombie DankMorris]

#START_SPEADIN_DA_NEWS

#START_SPREADIN_YA_CHEEKS

#BOOTY_TROMBONE_COWBOYHAT

[Zombie DankMorris]

[Zombie DankMorris]

Danny,


Don't do this to yourself ( lol fuck you -> do it ).  Don't come up in here claiming to have "poked" ol'Z because dats who you want to face. Don't come up in here talkin about perseverance and other BS like honor, respect and pride. You ain't gainin a mother fucker in up in this mother fuck except  THIS MOTHER FUCKER

< ------ 

#SEE_OL'Z

droppin bombs on you like this was Hiroshima 24/7 -> except this is the Internet boards and we do that shit 25/8. You be gettin clean dome rocked dis week, boi. 

Shee-it.. Imma bout to get king Jap on the phone and he's a about to surrendah all dat hawt Asian poon under threat of the Coked Up Mad Man sendin nukes clear across dat globe through twitter.

 He be all:  " Ah plez, zir, U kno dropa bombahs on us-ah, agin. Danny Ah- Anderson-son, he iz ah, so very sorry. "

I don't know, D-boy.  I got my finger on that "Japan Destroy Button" and my cawk up one of them fine ass hunnys.

So where you at? learning to type perseverance over and over, till you finally get it right and fire fox dont gotta come in and save the day for you with a red squiggle under dat shit.

 Yah, you come back when you get it right


and remembah son,

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[Zombie DankMorris]

Jul 12, 2016 15:28:51 GMT -5 @dannyanderson said: