Post by Seth on Jul 7, 2016 23:52:43 GMT -5
I'm on vacation this week so I'm just fucking around the internet because I don't need to get up early. I'm on Omegle. This one was just too good. Please don't click my second image link unless you're old enough to do it.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i just told someone im an old woman that talks to penguins
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im here
You: thats good
You: i'm not really an old woman that talks to penguins
Stranger: or what??
You: im a young penguin that talks to women
Stranger: f**k
You: what is that word
You: is it fuck
Stranger: yes
You: oh goodness
You: such profanity
You: in front of a young penguin
Stranger: u male?
You: well
You: it depends.
Stranger: what do u mean??
Stranger: it depends
You: it means i'm male... from a certain point of view
Stranger: an other point of view?
Stranger: from*
You: right. exactly
You: if you look at me from up high it looks like i'm a woman because i have huge tits, but if you look at me from down below you know i'm a male because of the penis and messy asshole.
You: so it depends on your point of view.
Stranger: u r shemale
Stranger: can u show me your pic?
You: i prefer to think of myself as a heshe
Stranger: i never saw a shemale
Stranger: ok heshe
Stranger: can u sjow me your pic
Stranger: ?
You: i.imgur.com/29iAbVS.png
Stranger: its u ?
You: yes
Stranger: b**bs??
Stranger: show me your ti*s
You: www.boobpedia.com/wiki/images/thumb/f/f6/Chyna_-_Playboy.jpg/240px-Chyna_-_Playboy.jpg
Stranger: its not u
You: yes it is
Stranger: no
Stranger: ok give me ur skype
You: whats skype
Stranger: id
Stranger: talk on there
You: is it the thing from terminator that killed everyone
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i just told someone im an old woman that talks to penguins
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im here
You: thats good
You: i'm not really an old woman that talks to penguins
Stranger: or what??
You: im a young penguin that talks to women
Stranger: f**k
You: what is that word
You: is it fuck
Stranger: yes
You: oh goodness
You: such profanity
You: in front of a young penguin
Stranger: u male?
You: well
You: it depends.
Stranger: what do u mean??
Stranger: it depends
You: it means i'm male... from a certain point of view
Stranger: an other point of view?
Stranger: from*
You: right. exactly
You: if you look at me from up high it looks like i'm a woman because i have huge tits, but if you look at me from down below you know i'm a male because of the penis and messy asshole.
You: so it depends on your point of view.
Stranger: u r shemale
Stranger: can u show me your pic?
You: i prefer to think of myself as a heshe
Stranger: i never saw a shemale
Stranger: ok heshe
Stranger: can u sjow me your pic
Stranger: ?
You: i.imgur.com/29iAbVS.png
Stranger: its u ?
You: yes
Stranger: b**bs??
Stranger: show me your ti*s
You: www.boobpedia.com/wiki/images/thumb/f/f6/Chyna_-_Playboy.jpg/240px-Chyna_-_Playboy.jpg
Stranger: its not u
You: yes it is
Stranger: no
Stranger: ok give me ur skype
You: whats skype
Stranger: id
Stranger: talk on there
You: is it the thing from terminator that killed everyone
