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Post by Nathan "Perfection" Chambers on Jul 4, 2016 20:40:57 GMT -5
After the amazing main event with the WCF Perfection Championship on the line, Nathan Chambers successfully defended his title against Mikey eXtreme in what was determined to be match of the night. Nathan walks in the hallway leaning against the walls for support. Sweating heavily, bruises all over his back, and continuously falling into other objects as he is approached by Hank Brown, and the cameras.
Nathan Chambers: I don't want to hear anything you have to say. Tonight, I have proven myself, and shut down everything the stupid idiots had to say about the Perfection Title but now I promised you a simple message. The Hardcore Championship Belt was thrown away for a reason because I have something to introduce.
Nathan quickly unlocks as Hank Brown leaves after being insulted. The camera man stays as he removes a briefcase. Unlocking it, he reveals a brand new belt.
Nathan Chambers: I give to you. The official WCF Perfection Championship!
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 4, 2016 20:53:09 GMT -5
*The Baron walks past Chambers and looks at the belt....and, laughs hard*
The Baron: Pink? Yea, that sounds about right... Fuck up the old Hardcore Belt, and make it into a Ballerina Belt. Run along, Lil' Nate. You'll be late for your pretend tea party...
*The Baron can't say anything else because he's laughing so hard... And, trying to abide by the 'Don't ask, Don't Tell' credo..*
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Post by Nathan "Perfection" Chambers on Jul 4, 2016 21:20:15 GMT -5
@chamberofsecrets And where is your belt?
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Post by Seth on Jul 4, 2016 21:31:44 GMT -5
@sethhatestwitter
I really should have pulled a Montreal Screwjob here...
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 4, 2016 21:33:17 GMT -5
*The Baron still laughing uncontrollably..*
The Baron: Holding up my pants, as oppose to yours....holding up your tutu.
*The Baron goes offline because he is laughing so hard that the tears won't let him see the screen straight...*
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Post by Nathan "Perfection" Chambers on Jul 4, 2016 21:36:35 GMT -5
@sethhatestwitter I really should have pulled a Montreal Screwjob here... @chamberofsecrets You already did that in Mexico. |
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 4, 2016 22:21:07 GMT -5
That's below the 'border', er..um, the pink belt..
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Post by Nathan "Perfection" Chambers on Jul 4, 2016 22:31:14 GMT -5
@chamberofsecrets Baron. Just stop. You're not doing yourself any favors.
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Post by Teo Blaze on Jul 4, 2016 22:34:30 GMT -5
@firestarter
Whoever made that should be ashamed.
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Post by Seth on Jul 4, 2016 22:37:18 GMT -5
@sethhatestwitter
Jobber to the Stars starter kit
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 4, 2016 22:58:40 GMT -5
It almost looks like the now 'defunct' pink Divas belt without angel wings.... Except, this belt is an '8-bit' version..
Should call it the 'Atari My Little Pony Belt.'
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 4, 2016 23:04:45 GMT -5
@thebaron
Chambers, I don't do anyone favors. I should use my trunk full o' weapons to make that belt hardcore again. I still do have items leftover from my Army days... Batons, metal bars, brass knuckles, etc. etc.
I'll knock the shi .....er, 'pink' out of you! hahaha
Hardcore belt stats hardcore. Pink is 'imperfect' for a man.
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Post by Odin Balfore on Jul 5, 2016 2:08:33 GMT -5
Why is it pink?
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 5, 2016 4:46:09 GMT -5
I asked him that, too. Is the 'Pride Fest' running their parade through the arenas we wrestle? Maybe Chambers was able to single-handedly secure broadcast rights to our shows with the LOGO channel....Hmmmm, that is wicked gross. *vomits in mouth* Not I said the brown eye! |
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Post by Chief Tom-O-Hawk on Jul 5, 2016 9:44:19 GMT -5
He made it pink so that NOBODY else would want it, and he could take claim to the longest titlr reign.
This is a sad day for all championship belts.
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Post by Nathan "Perfection" Chambers on Jul 5, 2016 11:11:45 GMT -5
@chamberofsecrets I love how you all fall in like sheep but when push comes to shove, you're all complain no action.
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 5, 2016 12:03:43 GMT -5
Yea, that's why I DEMANDED a shot against you, so I RESTORE the rightful HARCORE belt, and not the 'Barbie Dreamhouse Belt.'
As I stated, I have my Army footlocker of hardcore 'toys' that will leave you in the ring as a crimson roadkill.
Come get some of this BLITZKRIEG!!!
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Post by Chief Tom-O-Hawk on Jul 5, 2016 12:08:43 GMT -5
I should win the belt just to trash it. Give it a proper burial.
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Post by Nathan "Perfection" Chambers on Jul 5, 2016 12:33:09 GMT -5
@chamberofsecrets Hmm. Both Freezer Burn and Baron wants a shot. Seth. Do I have to do your job for you?
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 5, 2016 12:33:44 GMT -5
I should win the belt just to trash it. Give it a proper burial. Hmmmm, that's a thought, too. Or, you could freeze burn it into shattered glass. Either way, THAT Strawberry Shortcake belt HAS to go! |
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