Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2016 16:28:33 GMT -5
@holzhammerkrepler
Mental/Background Analysis for Case Z0105506 Henker von Massaker:
After further study at the behest of my comrade Dagvald Riddik, I have come to many unsurprising conclusions about this peculiar German wannabe. It appears that his understanding of German culture ends at acting like a huge stereotypical pseudo-faggot one may see in the corrupt and clueless annals of modern American Hollywood film. I still don't know why Americans see Germans as overtly homosexual, but nonetheless the obvious is there. If, however, they were to base their predisposition of an entire race upon one individual, I would find it difficult to blame them if they came to such a conclusion after observing the inexplicably thickly cum stained face of this inferior claimant. His lust for big, round cigars in his mouth is obviously nothing more than a temporary placation method for what he really wants to be sucking on. That, of course, being the obese chode of his father. I have insurmountable evidence that this man suffers from a sort of inverse Freundian theory, whereas he is afflicted heavily by the lust of incestuous affection, but because he is overtly homosexual, this lust is directed toward his father. Now, as usual, this comes directly from ridiculously brutal abuse he suffered from his father's drunken episodes, causing a sort of Stockholm syndrome I've seen surely a thousand times before, if not more. Now usually, people with such afflictions go into the Catholic church and become priests so they may become the gay father figure they always loved and longed for to the altar boys in their care, but not this man. Indeed, he seems determined to be different. Instead, he joined the army, hoping, I am sure, for an all-man escapade in the back of a military truck. Instead, he got a slice of reality, and cracked horribly in a peacekeeping mission in Macedonia. If I may speak personally, I'd like to call him fucking pathetic on all counts. Considering what I've been through, I am more than justified in this accusation. Regardless, being unable to come to terms with the death of his homosexual partner, he allegedly murdered his troop commander; but of course he didn't, because A) he would have been sentenced for it as we Germans are absolutely immune to making mistakes in justice and investigations, and B) no faggot would have the mental capacity to even comprehend the murder of someone, let alone actually carry it out. They are, of course, a mentally and emotionally inferior race which cannot consider such brutal acts. However, it seems he is pretty proud of the fact that people think he might have had the balls to kill someone, and so he has paraded himself in and out of these combat sports leagues as though he were the devil himself. I should think he isn't, considering he hasn't won a single match in WCF.
In summary, Henker von Massaker is nothing of note, and will never be of any consequence in WCF. He is entirely irrelevant, will probably never even win a match, and surely will be out of here before the next PPV.
Before I wrap this up, can we take a moment to analyze how retarded that nickname of his actually is? "The Baron" Henker von Massaker. Let's start with his self-proclaimed title of Baron. Baron of what? Gay bars? Fucking hell. Now, his name, Henker von Massaker, translates to Executioner from the Massacre.
What?
I'll end this here.
Mental/Background Analysis for Case Z0105506 Henker von Massaker:
After further study at the behest of my comrade Dagvald Riddik, I have come to many unsurprising conclusions about this peculiar German wannabe. It appears that his understanding of German culture ends at acting like a huge stereotypical pseudo-faggot one may see in the corrupt and clueless annals of modern American Hollywood film. I still don't know why Americans see Germans as overtly homosexual, but nonetheless the obvious is there. If, however, they were to base their predisposition of an entire race upon one individual, I would find it difficult to blame them if they came to such a conclusion after observing the inexplicably thickly cum stained face of this inferior claimant. His lust for big, round cigars in his mouth is obviously nothing more than a temporary placation method for what he really wants to be sucking on. That, of course, being the obese chode of his father. I have insurmountable evidence that this man suffers from a sort of inverse Freundian theory, whereas he is afflicted heavily by the lust of incestuous affection, but because he is overtly homosexual, this lust is directed toward his father. Now, as usual, this comes directly from ridiculously brutal abuse he suffered from his father's drunken episodes, causing a sort of Stockholm syndrome I've seen surely a thousand times before, if not more. Now usually, people with such afflictions go into the Catholic church and become priests so they may become the gay father figure they always loved and longed for to the altar boys in their care, but not this man. Indeed, he seems determined to be different. Instead, he joined the army, hoping, I am sure, for an all-man escapade in the back of a military truck. Instead, he got a slice of reality, and cracked horribly in a peacekeeping mission in Macedonia. If I may speak personally, I'd like to call him fucking pathetic on all counts. Considering what I've been through, I am more than justified in this accusation. Regardless, being unable to come to terms with the death of his homosexual partner, he allegedly murdered his troop commander; but of course he didn't, because A) he would have been sentenced for it as we Germans are absolutely immune to making mistakes in justice and investigations, and B) no faggot would have the mental capacity to even comprehend the murder of someone, let alone actually carry it out. They are, of course, a mentally and emotionally inferior race which cannot consider such brutal acts. However, it seems he is pretty proud of the fact that people think he might have had the balls to kill someone, and so he has paraded himself in and out of these combat sports leagues as though he were the devil himself. I should think he isn't, considering he hasn't won a single match in WCF.
In summary, Henker von Massaker is nothing of note, and will never be of any consequence in WCF. He is entirely irrelevant, will probably never even win a match, and surely will be out of here before the next PPV.
Before I wrap this up, can we take a moment to analyze how retarded that nickname of his actually is? "The Baron" Henker von Massaker. Let's start with his self-proclaimed title of Baron. Baron of what? Gay bars? Fucking hell. Now, his name, Henker von Massaker, translates to Executioner from the Massacre.
What?
I'll end this here.
