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Post by TheButcher on Jul 2, 2016 19:18:31 GMT -5
**The Baron finds a WCF camera lying around in the HQ hallways and turns it on...**
Well, it appears the International Championship has been 'duct-taped' around Dag's waist like herpes to a snaggletooth crack whore...So, is Dag just using the belt to hold up his cod piece, and waiting to see if they make 'Clockwork Orange: Part 2' or a remake of Cameo's remake of 'Word Up!'??
I am sick of the 'Hall of Injustice' a.k.a. the WCF Corporate Goodwill of Mismatched Suits, protecting jobbers that have no business wearing the belt!! I'm pointing at you, Dag!!
Because, you can stick your bullshit straight up your Valhalla!!
I heard the International belt is Dormant, there will be no challengers against the belt, blah....blah...blah.
Well, if the fucking belt is dormant, why the hell does Mr. Massengill have it holding up his tightie-whities???
Activate the International Championship, and let the rightful heir, ME, carry it with honor and let the WCF Galaxy have what they crave... A hard-ass, blitzkrieg, bulldozing Champion!
I AM 'The Baron' Henker von Massaker, and I don't have to pay for this announcement! I just grab your WCF camera and make my own production and announcement! WCF Galaxy...blow up Twitter, Facebook, WCF's website, snail mail, ..hell, storm the corporate 'castle' to make this shit happen!!
**Video loses feed, as if WCF Corporate found a way to end the spot...**
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2016 19:46:26 GMT -5
@holzhammerkrepler
GruB dich, mein freund! You won't know who I am, because I'm actually German and you are not, but my name is Wilhelm Krepler, though you may call me Holzhammer. You may be wondering why I am responding to you (as am I) instead of Mr. Riddik, but I assure you there is a very good reason for this. You see, Dagvald is well aware of your little challenge, and he's actually quite interested in grinding your misshapen skull beneath his bear-skin boots. The problem is, him and Seth had a bit of a falling out, and not only is the Dagvald taking a temporary leave of absence, so is, I'm told, the International Championship. You may well know that the International Championship became more of an actual "title" for Mr. Riddik than a belt, as in, Dagvald is the one and only person alive on this planet worthy of calling himself that. It's not really up for grabs or something you can just take from him, if you understand what I am saying. Either way, Dagvald has, I assure you, far, far more important things to attend to, things way outside your real of comprehending. He's busy right now with revolutionary activities in fact, and that's why I've taken it upon myself to educate you on these basic principals. We wouldn't want to risk the future of the stability of the entire world upon talking condescendingly to a pathetic non-entity, now would we?
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 2, 2016 20:53:17 GMT -5
Gruß Sie...and, You are misinformed, as I am from Deutschland. I was born in the Ehrenfeld section of Köln, in the North Rhine-Westphalia state. So, challenge my lineage as you like...So, be it as it may, I still threw down the gauntlet on Seth's desk, and your representation of the Nord is null and void. I can, and will, focus on anything I want in WCF. The 'title' is allegedly protected, however anything can change within the WCF Galaxy. Especially, when the protection of the title is by paper only. It will only be a matter of time before something changes around here, and I am THAT MAN.
So, I AM the Morgenstern to your pathetic wood Holzhammer! Tell that to Dagvald!
Tschüss!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2016 21:05:09 GMT -5
Gruß Sie...and, You are misinformed, as I am from Deutschland. I was born in the Ehrenfeld section of Köln, in the North Rhine-Westphalia state. So, challenge my lineage as you like...So, be it as it may, I still threw down the gauntlet on Seth's desk, and your representation of the Nord is null and void. I can, and will, focus on anything I want in WCF. The 'title' is allegedly protected, however anything can change within the WCF Galaxy. Especially, when the protection of the title is by paper only. It will only be a matter of time before something changes around here, and I am THAT MAN. So, I AM the Morgenstern to your pathetic wood Holzhammer! Tell that to Dagvald! Tschüss!!!!! @holzhammerkrepler If you were around when I was young, komrade, your very existence would be scoffed at. I find it extremely hard to believe you have even an inkling of German blood in you. You have none of the qualities of the superior race whatsoever. Not to mention, you haven't won a single match, at all, ever, in WCF, and surely no true Aryan would allow himself to be defeated by inferiors. You wouldn't mind taking a simple test which would be easy to pass for someone you claim to be, would you? First Question: Which of these images do you find to be more "pure?" Option One:  Option Two:  |
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 2, 2016 21:32:59 GMT -5
Gruß Sie...and, You are misinformed, as I am from Deutschland. I was born in the Ehrenfeld section of Köln, in the North Rhine-Westphalia state. So, challenge my lineage as you like...So, be it as it may, I still threw down the gauntlet on Seth's desk, and your representation of the Nord is null and void. I can, and will, focus on anything I want in WCF. The 'title' is allegedly protected, however anything can change within the WCF Galaxy. Especially, when the protection of the title is by paper only. It will only be a matter of time before something changes around here, and I am THAT MAN. So, I AM the Morgenstern to your pathetic wood Holzhammer! Tell that to Dagvald! Tschüss!!!!! @holzhammerkrepler If you were around when I was young, komrade, your very existence would be scoffed at. I find it extremely hard to believe you have even an inkling of German blood in you. You have none of the qualities of the superior race whatsoever. Not to mention, you haven't won a single match, at all, ever, in WCF, and surely no true Aryan would allow himself to be defeated by inferiors. You wouldn't mind taking a simple test which would be easy to pass for someone you claim to be, would you? First Question: Which of these images do you find to be more "pure?" Option One: Option Two: *The Baron chuckles with his ungodly, deep voice* You can play with your tests, your games, and your supposed inferior mind. You want me to choose between the Atlantic coast of France or Iron Gorge la Cazane in the Danube? The Answer is easy: [C] ME! I am pure of my blood, and no landscape can match what runs through my veins. Stick with, "Where's Waldo?" That better suits your feeble mind. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2016 21:43:26 GMT -5
@holzhammerkrepler If you were around when I was young, komrade, your very existence would be scoffed at. I find it extremely hard to believe you have even an inkling of German blood in you. You have none of the qualities of the superior race whatsoever. Not to mention, you haven't won a single match, at all, ever, in WCF, and surely no true Aryan would allow himself to be defeated by inferiors. You wouldn't mind taking a simple test which would be easy to pass for someone you claim to be, would you? First Question: Which of these images do you find to be more "pure?" Option One: Option Two: *The Baron chuckles with his ungodly, deep voice* You can play with your tests, your games, and your supposed inferior mind. You want me to choose between the Atlantic coast of France or Iron Gorge la Cazane in the Danube? The Answer is easy: [C] ME! I am pure of my blood, and no landscape can match what runs through my veins. Stick with, "Where's Waldo?" That better suits your feeble mind. @holzhammerkrepler That's what I thought. You are worth nobody's time. I await your meaningless and irrelevant plea for attention. |
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 2, 2016 21:51:00 GMT -5
*The Baron chuckles with his ungodly, deep voice* You can play with your tests, your games, and your supposed inferior mind. You want me to choose between the Atlantic coast of France or Iron Gorge la Cazane in the Danube? The Answer is easy: [C] ME! I am pure of my blood, and no landscape can match what runs through my veins. Stick with, "Where's Waldo?" That better suits your feeble mind. @holzhammerkrepler That's what I thought. You are worth nobody's time. I await your meaningless and irrelevant plea for attention. And, exactly what I thought as well.. I do not grasp for attention, I AM the attention. I appreciate your display of imbecility and post-lobotomized state. It is brave of you to show yourself in the midst of improbable public ridicule, and monopolizing the attraction of a sideshow freak of nature. *The Baron holds a glass of kölsch high to all and yells...* Prost!!!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2016 21:57:19 GMT -5
@swedishnightengale
Fascinating- a new human subspecies. I'll have to tell Dagvald and assess it for extermination.
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 2, 2016 22:34:39 GMT -5
@swedishnightengale
Fascinating- a new human subspecies. I'll have to tell Dagvald and assess it for extermination. Please do!! As I herald in the age of Germanic NeoPaganism, and my gods initiate Ragnarök...encompassing all of you pseudo-neophytes, and NONE of you are even worthy of being an acolyte to our rituals! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2016 10:15:44 GMT -5
@swedishnightengale
Fascinating- a new human subspecies. I'll have to tell Dagvald and assess it for extermination. Please do!! As I herald in the age of Germanic NeoPaganism, and my gods initiate Ragnarök...encompassing all of you pseudo-neophytes, and NONE of you are even worthy of being an acolyte to our rituals!
Intelligence is obviously ridiculously low, seeing as it has attempted to make up for this by copying and pasting some things he found after a quick google search of "large foreign words." |
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 3, 2016 12:23:00 GMT -5
Please do!! As I herald in the age of Germanic NeoPaganism, and my gods initiate Ragnarök...encompassing all of you pseudo-neophytes, and NONE of you are even worthy of being an acolyte to our rituals!
Intelligence is obviously ridiculously low, seeing as it has attempted to make up for this by copying and pasting some things he found after a quick google search of "large foreign words." Ha! Your infantile humor is so beneath me. So, you are saying you had to 'Google' what I even said? Priceless...and, sounds about right. Be gone with your cro-magnon self, and go gather food for your alleged tribe of merrymen. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2016 13:00:54 GMT -5
@swedishnightingale
Intelligence is obviously ridiculously low, seeing as it has attempted to make up for this by copying and pasting some things he found after a quick google search of "large foreign words." Ha! Your infantile humor is so beneath me. So, you are saying you had to 'Google' what I even said? Priceless...and, sounds about right. Be gone with your cro-magnon self, and go gather food for your alleged tribe of merrymen.
Silly me- this is no new genome. It's no different than the dozens of other inconsequential mutations and malformations that have poisoned that company Dag works for- or worked for? I'll have to ask him to clarify. |
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 3, 2016 13:42:00 GMT -5
Ha! Your infantile humor is so beneath me. So, you are saying you had to 'Google' what I even said? Priceless...and, sounds about right. Be gone with your cro-magnon self, and go gather food for your alleged tribe of merrymen.
Silly me- this is no new genome. It's no different than the dozens of other inconsequential mutations and malformations that have poisoned that company Dag works for- or worked for? I'll have to ask him to clarify. Yes, please ask him to cease from using Webster's Dictionary to string together 'big words' that has no effect on me, or how I will make him look embarrassed in front of the WCF Galaxy. *yawn* Damn, Troglodytes.. Will they ever learn. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2016 13:48:31 GMT -5
@neonordicist
I just got time to check my social media- I am a busy man, you know. Never mind my associates. I don't believe we've met- are you new here? And you want a shot at my title, of course. In fairness, it has been a while since I defended my championship. You've won a match here, right? I mean, surely you have to feel you can go around asking for title shots? Let me know your record and surely we can work something out.
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 3, 2016 14:07:02 GMT -5
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I just got time to check my social media- I am a busy man, you know. Never mind my associates. I don't believe we've met- are you new here? And you want a shot at my title, of course. In fairness, it has been a while since I defended my championship. You've won a match here, right? I mean, surely you have to feel you can go around asking for title shots? Let me know your record and surely we can work something out. My record? New here? You bore me with such trivial questions, considering you 'allegedly' superior lineage going back ages... Tell you what... I have to prepare for my Slam match in a few hours, and I don't have time for petty internet chatter. So, give me the time, the place, and..we can make it a Falls Count Anywhere, or Lumberjack Match, or any type of match. I'll be there!! I will show you that my SUPREME lineage and power, can beat your plebian lineage, and weakness. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2016 14:18:02 GMT -5
@neonordicist
I just got time to check my social media- I am a busy man, you know. Never mind my associates. I don't believe we've met- are you new here? And you want a shot at my title, of course. In fairness, it has been a while since I defended my championship. You've won a match here, right? I mean, surely you have to feel you can go around asking for title shots? Let me know your record and surely we can work something out. My record? New here? You bore me with such trivial questions, considering you 'allegedly' superior lineage going back ages... Tell you what... I have to prepare for my Slam match in a few hours, and I don't have time for petty internet chatter. So, give me the time, the place, and..we can make it a Falls Count Anywhere, or Lumberjack Match, or any type of match. I'll be there!! I will show you that my SUPREME lineage and power, can beat your plebian lineage, and weakness.
You... you can't even tell me your record? It's nothing extraordinary I'm asking of you. I'll even tell you mine; it's 8/8/4. Nothing extraordinary there either, and yet, still I am International Champion. I almost think you're hiding something from me. I'm afraid I can't make any arrangements until I know your record. |
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 3, 2016 14:39:44 GMT -5
My record? New here? You bore me with such trivial questions, considering you 'allegedly' superior lineage going back ages... Tell you what... I have to prepare for my Slam match in a few hours, and I don't have time for petty internet chatter. So, give me the time, the place, and..we can make it a Falls Count Anywhere, or Lumberjack Match, or any type of match. I'll be there!! I will show you that my SUPREME lineage and power, can beat your plebian lineage, and weakness.
You... you can't even tell me your record? It's nothing extraordinary I'm asking of you. I'll even tell you mine; it's 8/8/4. Nothing extraordinary there either, and yet, still I am International Champion. I almost think you're hiding something from me. I'm afraid I can't make any arrangements until I know your record. You don't make ANY arrangements. Seth & the front office makes them. 2 battle royals, and no singles matches as of yet because of the terrible booking here... So, true, I did not win the battle royals, but that is just a weak attempt by the front office to try to bury talent. So, I have moved on, trained harder, and now my rage and power is more focused. *The Baron is seen doing squats in preparation to tonight's Slam...He puts the bar on the rack* Dagvald, come hell or high water, we WILL meet. And, I will ensure arrangements will be made accordingly. No more talk of this until after Slam, and after I take care of some other business dealings I have with my DRG brothers. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2016 14:53:02 GMT -5
@neonordicist
You... you can't even tell me your record? It's nothing extraordinary I'm asking of you. I'll even tell you mine; it's 8/8/4. Nothing extraordinary there either, and yet, still I am International Champion. I almost think you're hiding something from me. I'm afraid I can't make any arrangements until I know your record. You don't make ANY arrangements. Seth & the front office makes them. 2 battle royals, and no singles matches as of yet because of the terrible booking here... So, true, I did not win the battle royals, but that is just a weak attempt by the front office to try to bury talent. So, I have moved on, trained harder, and now my rage and power is more focused. *The Baron is seen doing squats in preparation to tonight's Slam...He puts the bar on the rack* Dagvald, come hell or high water, we WILL meet. And, I will ensure arrangements will be made accordingly. No more talk of this until after Slam, and after I take care of some other business dealings I have with my DRG brothers.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2016 15:19:24 GMT -5
Homosexuality involves 2 people of the same gender. Look it up, mental midget. I was there ALONE...and, called out your punk ass! So, if you are fixated on homosexuality, then go pull your pud to Playgirl on your own time. ***WCF EXCLUSIVE FROM TMZ: Former great Dagvald Riddik has came out of the closet on his Twitter feed. What will this mean to the other male wrestlers in the locker room!! We have this response from "The Baron" Henker von Massaker.*** The Baron (to TMZ after his workout): Disgusting! I'm going to the hotel to take a shower now, as I don't want to be in the same vicinity as that 'soap-dropper'.. I'll be back to the Arena later. Get that camera out of my face. That Nord is one disgusting pig, and surprised Chris Hanson hasn't busted him at someone's house.
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Post by TheButcher on Jul 3, 2016 16:01:46 GMT -5
Homosexuality involves 2 people of the same gender. Look it up, mental midget. I was there ALONE...and, called out your punk ass! So, if you are fixated on homosexuality, then go pull your pud to Playgirl on your own time. ***WCF EXCLUSIVE FROM TMZ: Former great Dagvald Riddik has came out of the closet on his Twitter feed. What will this mean to the other male wrestlers in the locker room!! We have this response from "The Baron" Henker von Massaker.*** The Baron (to TMZ after his workout): Disgusting! I'm going to the hotel to take a shower now, as I don't want to be in the same vicinity as that 'soap-dropper'.. I'll be back to the Arena later. Get that camera out of my face. That Nord is one disgusting pig, and surprised Chris Hanson hasn't busted him at someone's house.
Again... Just look at what he does to himself.I will refrain from responding to your juvenile behavior. Case closed. (OOC) Homosexuality is not a proper way to handle an in-character angle. So, I will be ending this thread for the sake of WCF, and the integrity of our organization. I did respond back inappropriately, and yes I am at fault. I did act out in shear anger of the direction of a very good angle and actually good possible 'feud.' But, enough is enough, and I will not stoop to this level. My apologies to all of WCF, handlers, etc. |
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