Post by AdamYoung on Jul 2, 2016 10:08:07 GMT -5
Adam is sitting on a swing in some park in Newark.
Adam- I have never seen a bigger moron in my life than you Freezer Burn. You actually think your a GOD when there is but one GOD and she is most powerful. Before she strikes you down and covers you with billions of serpents, you know the things from the Bible that are EVIL. Serpents are the form of the Devil idiot. Have you ever opened the good book. Don't speak of that which you know nothing.
Adam starts shaking his head in disgust.
Adam- Let me enlighten you on people that have the same first name as I do. First let's look at Adam, the first being on Earth. He was stricken in the likeness of GOD. There's Adam West, the first Batman, Adam Sandler, the comic, Adam Levine, the musician, Adam Smith, Economist, Adam Beechen, comic book writer, Adam Clayton, bass player in U2, and so many more noble men named Adam.
Adam begins to swing a bit.
Adam- Let's look at famous Dragon's shall we. Everyone knows Puff the Magic Dragon, nothing devilish about him is there. Every stoner in the World knows Puff. There's H.R. Puffnstuff the mayor of Living Island from the minds of Sid and Marty Kroft. Elliott from Disney's Pete's Dragon. Seems to me like people around the World love dragons.
Adam stands up.
Adam- Now let's take a look at Freezer Burn shall we.Freezer burn is a condition that occurs when frozen food has been damaged by dehydration and oxidation, due to air reaching the food. It is generally caused by food not being securely wrapped in air-tight packaging. Nobody likes Freezer Burn. Before you open your dick sucker boy you better understand I'm not some uneducated idiot from the sticks. I happen to have a degree or two from one of the hardest academic institutes in the World. When you think your better than anybody your actually making yourself look like a complete idiot stupid. I'm going to enjoy once again breaking your fucking hip moron. You dare make a pass towards my wife and you've crossed the line bitch. The kiss of death has now marked you. The chariots will be waiting to carry your body straight to the valley of shadow and death via Adam Young the One Sick Bastard and I'm damn proud of it bitch.
Adam- I have never seen a bigger moron in my life than you Freezer Burn. You actually think your a GOD when there is but one GOD and she is most powerful. Before she strikes you down and covers you with billions of serpents, you know the things from the Bible that are EVIL. Serpents are the form of the Devil idiot. Have you ever opened the good book. Don't speak of that which you know nothing.
Adam starts shaking his head in disgust.
Adam- Let me enlighten you on people that have the same first name as I do. First let's look at Adam, the first being on Earth. He was stricken in the likeness of GOD. There's Adam West, the first Batman, Adam Sandler, the comic, Adam Levine, the musician, Adam Smith, Economist, Adam Beechen, comic book writer, Adam Clayton, bass player in U2, and so many more noble men named Adam.
Adam begins to swing a bit.
Adam- Let's look at famous Dragon's shall we. Everyone knows Puff the Magic Dragon, nothing devilish about him is there. Every stoner in the World knows Puff. There's H.R. Puffnstuff the mayor of Living Island from the minds of Sid and Marty Kroft. Elliott from Disney's Pete's Dragon. Seems to me like people around the World love dragons.
Adam stands up.
Adam- Now let's take a look at Freezer Burn shall we.Freezer burn is a condition that occurs when frozen food has been damaged by dehydration and oxidation, due to air reaching the food. It is generally caused by food not being securely wrapped in air-tight packaging. Nobody likes Freezer Burn. Before you open your dick sucker boy you better understand I'm not some uneducated idiot from the sticks. I happen to have a degree or two from one of the hardest academic institutes in the World. When you think your better than anybody your actually making yourself look like a complete idiot stupid. I'm going to enjoy once again breaking your fucking hip moron. You dare make a pass towards my wife and you've crossed the line bitch. The kiss of death has now marked you. The chariots will be waiting to carry your body straight to the valley of shadow and death via Adam Young the One Sick Bastard and I'm damn proud of it bitch.
